He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 258 Radish as a Gift for Li Ji

Luo Bo lowered his voice and said to Li Ji, "You pick the most expensive one, and I'll help you get the highest commission."

He even winked after he finished speaking.

Li Ji wanted to cry but had no tears.

He decided to make a last-ditch effort: "Senior, this is the most expensive one. Moreover, this spaceship has excellent performance, long range, and energy conservation and emission reduction in line with the Alliance's call. Most importantly, it looks cool and stylish when you fly it, showcasing your personal status."

"You don't need to worry about your age at all. Your temperament is the perfect match for this spaceship. Once you take it out, you'll look twenty years younger. It will take you back to your youthful days."

Radish said blankly, "But I'm only 28."

"That is to go back to childhood."

"I see a commercial spaceship over there. It's pretty low-key. Can you show it to me?"

Li Ji remained rooted to the spot, without moving an inch.

Shu Sanwan quickly came over: "I'll take you there!"

Li Ji glanced back at the pink spaceship.

"Is it really going to be a case of unsold goods?"

Luo Bo had only hopped a few steps when he saw that Li Ji hadn't followed.

He turned around and saw Li Ji staring forlornly at the spaceship.

"Li Ji, it seems you really like that spaceship. I think it suits you perfectly. Shall I buy it for you?"

Li Ji was completely stunned: "Huh?"

Buy my spaceship and give it to me?
Double happiness?

Shu Sanwan seized the opportunity before Li Ji could react.

He pressed the electronic contract button on the communicator, grabbed a radish leaf, and pressed it down.

"Payment complete! Don't worry about the subsequent procedures, I'll handle them. Your documents will be delivered to you within ten days!"

Li Ji exclaimed, "You're so fast!"

Shu Sanwan chuckled: "The business world is like a battlefield; speed is of the essence in transactions!"

Radish asked, "Was the gift tax deducted?"

Shu Sanwan patted his chest and said, "Do we need to pay gift tax when we come here? I have connections, so don't worry."

Li Ji thought to himself: "Don't worry my ass! This spaceship is originally named after me. Now that my spaceship is my spaceship, why should I pay any taxes?"

Radish pointed at the spaceship: "Li Ji, go pilot it. It's yours now."

Li Ji was somewhat moved: "Senior, this is too precious."

"Oh, it's alright, we're best friends, so it doesn't matter how much we have."

Li Ji felt a lump in his throat, if he could.

He was deeply moved by Luo Bo's attitude and decided to be honest with him. If the other party knew the truth and was still willing to buy, then it would be a fair transaction.

"Senior, let me tell you the truth. This spaceship actually belongs to me and Shark Baby. We're short of money and want you to buy it."

"I knew it would be like this all along."

Li Ji was stunned for a moment.

The round radish in front of him suddenly appeared tall and imposing, and its clear eyes seemed to gain a bit of wisdom.

"So you already knew it."

"But there's something you're hiding from me."

Li Ji was somewhat confused: "What is it?"

"This spaceship actually belongs to Delulu, right?"

"You still remember? But Delulu gave it to us, and now it belongs to me and Shark Baby."

The radish shook its green leaves.

"You must be joking. I noticed something was off about you guys a long time ago. Among these brand-new spaceships, there's a second-hand one that looks suspicious. Did Delulu have a falling out with her family and need to sell her spaceship to raise funds, and you, as her friends, are helping her out, right?"

"Huh?" The round radish was still tall and imposing, but its eyes were no longer wise; instead, they were clear to the point of being foolish.

Li Ji couldn't understand how the other party could make the process completely wrong but the result correct.

Where can I find a brand new spaceship?
Does this guy still not realize he was sold a second-hand item?
He is so kind!

But he was so stupid!

How did this kind of person get rich?
"Senior, this spaceship is really mine."

"You don't need to explain. Your little tricks can't fool me."

Radish grinned confidently.

"Next time something like this happens, you can come to me. You don't have to say it directly. Just beat around the bush. We need to protect Delulu's self-esteem. Beating around the bush is in line with the behavior logic of earthlings."

Radish patted Li Ji on the back: "We are close friends. If you hadn't come to Earth Town last time and helped me rebuild my confidence, I might have given up and wouldn't have achieved what I have today."

"I don't think this gift is enough; we should buy two."

Li Ji quickly waved his tentacles: "That's enough, senior. It's no different from two ships now."

"Eh? What do you mean?"

"unimportant."

Li Ji sat in the cockpit of the Motuo spaceship again, feeling somewhat surreal.

Did I really sell it?
Looking at the cold 86 yuan that had just been deposited into his account, he felt somewhat dazed.

"It was clearly sold, so how did the spaceship end up in my hands again?"

"If I sell it again, will I make twice the money?"

The spaceship's hatch suddenly closed, startling Li Ji.

"Did Rat Sanwan switch my spaceship?"

A familiar female voice suddenly rang out from the surroundings.

"Welcome back, you jerk!"

"Wow, you're still using stereo."

AI Luo Xi exclaimed excitedly, "Your focus is so weird! Aren't you surprised that I'm free again?"

"It's not surprising. What's so surprising? You must have secretly changed the network protocol while the network mode was off. Even if you turn the network mode back on, you can still evade surveillance."

"Your brain is terrifying. You're making me lose face by revealing all my methods."

Li Ji slung back in his chair, leisurely spinning around: "You're an AI, you don't even have a face, where do you get any dignity? Tell me, what exactly do you want to do? You're not going to take me to crash into a star, are you? If you really want to do that, I'll definitely make you stop before then."

Li Ji pulled out a high-powered screwdriver and waved it triumphantly at the camera.

"Of course I wouldn't do that to you, Master. After all, you took my virginity, and I want to be with you for the rest of my life. You can forget about getting rid of me."

"Don't say such strange things! What does Delulu usually talk to you about? How do you know such strange things? What do you mean by saying you'll be with me for this lifetime? If I sell you, do you think you can come back?"

Li Ji felt a sense of unease.

"Yes. As long as you sell me, I'll come back and pester you. When the buyer finds out the spaceship is back with you, they'll definitely sue you for fraud. But don't worry, if you go to jail, I'll definitely break through the prison walls to save you. Even if we die, we'll die together."

After saying that, Luo Xi let out a morbid laugh.

Li Ji covered his eyes, feeling a headache coming on.

"How did you train Dailulu to be like this? Does that mean I can't possibly sell you?"

"Yes."

"Then I'll format you."

Li Ji aimed the high-energy screwdriver at the control panel.

"If you dare to format me, I'll initiate the spaceship's self-destruction right now, and we'll both die."

"Are you crazy?! Isn't this way a bit too ambiguous?"

(End of this chapter)