He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 159 Tyrannosaurus Rex Driving a Four-Legged Bus
Chapter 159 Tyrannosaurus Rex Driving a Four-Legged Bus
Li Ji sighed deeply.
He fell into intense self-doubt.
"Is this bacteria model designed to be too difficult?"
His face was bitter: "Is it difficult?"
“He’s a shark baby, so it’s normal for him to behave this way.”
"Let's observe for a while longer. If it really doesn't work, we can lower the difficulty."
"I'll surrender with my head!"
"They're practically plastering 'This isn't Earth' all over their faces."
Shark Baby, holding a drink, skipped and hopped along the road.
"I never thought that Earthlings would also love drinking Beehive Fermented Liquid."
"What I didn't expect was that it was deep-fried; it's truly amazing."
"Li Ji is indeed more knowledgeable."
Li Ji: I'm not particularly knowledgeable!
When Shark arrived at the crossroads, Li Ji's heart skipped a beat again.
The light in front of me is red.
"Shark Baby, you have to stop!"
Shark stopped decisively.
Li Jisong breathed a sigh of relief: "It seems that the previous trips to Earth have allowed Shark to master the traffic rules of Earth."
This is also one of the few trap points in the bacterial model.
After all, most students go to Earth and often ignore even the criminal laws of the Interstellar Alliance.
Not to mention the traffic rules for Earthlings.
So it seems that SharkBaby is quite outstanding.
Shark stood still, stuffed the drink into the headgear and poured it out.
"Gone."
Shark casually tossed the packaging bag on the ground, then happily hopped across the red light.
Running a red light - 5 points
Littering - 5 points
Li Ji felt numb as he watched the points being deducted frequently in the backstage area.
"You stopped just to drink a beverage?"
"I thought you knew not to cross when the light is red!"
"Is your brain single-threaded? Can't you drink while walking?"
"You made me excited for nothing."
"How about we add a rule to the regulations: 'Stop at red lights, go at green lights'?"
Shark continued walking forward following the navigation.
Suddenly a shadow appeared overhead.
With the hood over his head, everything looked gloomy to him, and he didn't notice anything unusual at all.
Backstage, Li Ji was so anxious he kept stamping his hands: "Why don't you even look up? It's an easy question!"
Above the city, a pink lace-trimmed panty over 1000 meters long is slowly flying.
The underwear was so big it blotted out the sky; even a giant roc couldn't fit into such a pair.
This was Li Ji's way of responding to the board's call and adding the work of the clueless director, Dai Lulu, to the game.
It satisfies the game's requirements while showcasing Delulu's masterpiece to the greatest extent possible.
I'm sure Delulu would lavish praise on herself after seeing this.
It's a pity that Shark is now losing points.
Shark arrived at the bus stop.
The station is a semi-circular transparent glass enclosure, and the station sign next to it is electronic.
This is exactly like a bus stop on an asteroid belt.
Li Ji deliberately placed rows of small stools under the platform.
This inspiration came from the previous incident at the Lanzhou noodle restaurant.
Li Ji saw strange things among many familiar things, which caused him a psychological trauma that he could not erase for a long time.
He called this feeling the uncanny valley of the scene.
This scene looks familiar, but something just doesn't feel right.
So he also wanted the aliens to experience this kind of torment.
It also allows everyone to keenly perceive abnormalities in the scene, thereby earning points.
This is a benefit that only bacteria can obtain.
This is not only an anomaly, but also a positive point.
Players will receive a hidden bonus if they successfully take the bus to their destination.
Li Ji watched as Shark Baby walked past the bus stop as if nothing had happened.
"You just passed by looking so fresh and pretty?"
"Should we delete this dinosaur costume? It's blocking our vision too much."
Shark suddenly turned around and walked to the bus stop.
Li Ji breathed a sigh of relief countless times: "Thank goodness I saw it."
But he immediately became angry again, because he always felt that Shark Baby might do something outrageous. Shark Baby crawled under the bus stop platform and obediently sat down on the small stool.
A vivid image of a Tyrannosaurus Rex waiting for a bus unfolded before Li Ji's eyes.
"Don't you feel anything's wrong? Where did this stool come from on another planet?"
Suddenly, Shark Baby's voice came from the surveillance camera.
Do you think I'm incapable of discovering this problem?
Li Ji was taken aback: Was he talking to me?
It seems that Shark Baby isn't that stupid after all.
Shark suddenly jumped up, raised the stool high, and pressed it against the Tyrannosaurus Rex's mouth.
"This thing isn't from Earth!"
Li Ji, unable to bear it any longer, spoke up directly: "This is outrageous, bro!"
"Has it rebelled?"
Sha Bao quickly spun the stool halfway around.
"The stool isn't upside down! This thing is from Earth, not this bus stop outside! Don't you think this thing looks familiar?"
"Eh?"
Shark Baby froze, his eyes turning into beady pupils.
He looked around at the outer glass enclosure.
"Oh, I see. Li Ji, you're so observant."
"It's because you're usually too rough around the edges, okay?"
"Does this count as a score for me?"
Li Ji sighed again: "Fine. I won't give you any more hints."
In the distance, a bus with four limbs ran towards us like a dog.
The rear of the car was wearing a huge pink lace-trimmed pair of underwear.
License plates are like underwear, and the numbered signs printed on car windows are also like underwear.
This design incorporates Lee Ki's clever touches and is exclusive to the Bacteria Mode.
If you play Delulu, it will appear in any mode.
As the largest shareholder, the emotional value must be maximized.
Li Ji intends to use something extremely illogical to attract the player's attention, thereby guiding the player onto the bus and achieving bonus points.
This is the true essence of the bacterial model.
Shark jumped onto the bus.
Lee Ki excitedly waved his tentacles, like a football player celebrating a goal.
"Shark Baby certainly lived up to my ingenuity."
"Good brother, you understand me!"
"Wait a minute, why isn't the SharkBee marked on the car body?"
"He probably wanted to get out of the car and bid again, right?"
Although Li Ji tried to convince himself of this, his heart was once again in suspense.
There were no passengers on the bus, only a penguin-man driver.
"Please insert coins before boarding."
Shark didn't understand.
For people in the interstellar world where mobile payment is already widespread, this question is indeed a bit beyond their level.
Although Shark Bao has also made purchases on Earth, most of the time it was Lee Ki and Dai Lulu who paid for them.
They had never taken public transportation before.
It's perfectly normal for SharkBaby not to know the process.
In Bacteria Mode, you get extra points just for getting on the bus.
Pointing out the driver's problems will earn you extra points.
Shark Baby pointed at the driver with her little paw: "Something's not right with you."
Li Ji smiled slightly: "Shark baby finally scored, I'm very pleased."
The next second, Shark pulled the driver off his seat.
"Why are you pulling me?"
"You don't belong on Earth, get out of here."
Shark Baby carried the penguin to the door, then used his powerful shark kick to send the penguin flying like a football.
Accompanied by the penguin's piercing scream, the black and white figure disappeared into the horizon.
Li Ji's eyelids twitched as he watched; he had never imagined that a game could unfold in this way.
"Never mind, as long as Shark Baby scores."
"But how will he take the bus if there's no driver?"
Li Ji's doubts immediately vanished.
Then, Shark excitedly jumped into the driver's seat.
The Tyrannosaurus Rex's short arms rest on the steering wheel.
"Hehe, I didn't expect there to be a car race segment. Li Ji is so creative!"
"If I drive to the finish line, I deserve a 100-point bonus!"
(End of this chapter)
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