He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 158 Shark Baby Wants to Be a Gorilla
Chapter 158 Shark Baby Wants to Be a Gorilla
Sister Wang slowly approached Shark with cat-like steps, placing one hand on his shoulder.
"Dear Shark Baby, please select the game difficulty."
Tier 1: Bacterial Difficulty
"An easy mode where even bacteria can overcome the challenge. Beginner-friendly."
Shark Baby decisively said, "I want this one."
“Second gear—” Sister Wang was stunned, her bright blue eyes flashing with a clear yet foolish light.
"I haven't even finished explaining the difficulty levels yet. You've already made your selection? Don't you want to challenge yourself?"
Shark's eyes were innocent yet determined: "I want this one."
Sister Wang pursed her lips: "I may not have explained it clearly. This is a level of difficulty that even bacteria could pass through. It's unusually simple."
"If you choose this difficulty level, even if you complete the game, you might still be ridiculed by your classmates."
Are you sure you still want to choose it?
Shark Baby was absolutely certain: "That's right, I want this one. I never challenge myself; I always do what I'm capable of. I believe I and bacteria are evenly matched opponents."
Sister Wang shook her head and sighed, "Alright."
"The rules for the ghost stories are now being announced."
1. Please make your own way to your destination.
2. Please behave like a human being and do not violate the social rules of humankind.
[3. If any objects appear in the scene that do not exist on Earth, please observe them for more than 3 seconds and then mark them. Incorrect marking will be penalized.]
"Before that, you need to complete the character configuration."
"Please choose the appropriate mimicry and outfit according to the target scenario."
"In bacterial mode, you can directly obtain scene information."
"This time the scene is set in a city in China."
"Start configuring your character!"
With a powerful stride, Sister Wang disappeared into the darkness.
A database of human races appeared in front of Shark Baby.
People of all races, genders, ages, and body types are displayed in the shop window like figurines.
Li Ji simply copied the selection interface of the mimicry ball and made some minor modifications, which saved him money.
In the bacteria difficulty level, choosing any character will not result in a point deduction.
Just don't choose the only silverback gorilla.
This is an Easter egg added by Li Ji, as a tribute to the great senior student Luo Bo and his ancient and magnificent Earth town.
In high-difficulty games, Li Ji added a standard and strict character configuration score.
Then we'll torture Delulu properly with the highest difficulty level.
Time ticked by, and Shark hadn't finished selecting its members yet.
Li Ji used the manager mode to observe through the monitoring system.
Why is Shark Baby taking so long?
Sha Bao was seen pacing back and forth in front of the shop window.
He walked up to a little Black boy, shook his head, and walked away.
He then walked up to a silverback gorilla and stared intently at its rough face.
"Oh my god, is SharkBaby going to choose the gorilla?"
Then, Shark walked up to the little boy again and gave him a heartfelt hug.
Li Ji breathed a sigh of relief: "I knew Shark Baby wasn't that stupid."
Shark hugged the little black boy and said, "Sorry, you nigger. I still think he's more handsome."
He released the little boy and walked towards the gorilla without looking back.
Shark Baby, leaning against the gorilla with a broad smile, excitedly shouted, "Selection complete!"
A line of subtitles appeared in front of me.
[That's a gorilla, you idiot!]
[Game over, please start again, you idiot!]
Looking at the text, Shark Baby cried out in utter grievance, "Li Ji, why are you cursing at me!"
"I never expected you to choose this!"
"That's clearly a Black person! Didn't you say the same thing in that small town on Earth last time?"
"I tricked Dailulu last time, I didn't expect you to believe me! You should start over." Shark Baby chose the little black boy again.
Then, looking at the screen full of clothes, I started to struggle.
Lee Ki's voice-over kindly reminds you: "In Bacteria Mode, clothing doesn't count towards your score, so feel free to choose whatever you like."
Shark Baby decisively chose the inflatable dinosaur costume.
He excitedly shook the Tyrannosaurus Rex's head, causing it to convulse as if it had stepped on a high-voltage power line.
Seeing this outfit, Li Ji suddenly felt that choosing the silverback gorilla might not actually be a bad choice.
Anyway, no one can tell what kind of creature is inside.
The level has officially begun.
The scene around Shark suddenly changed.
He stood alone on the empty city street.
There's a sidewalk underfoot, a four-lane road to the left, and shops along the street to the right.
In the distance are skyscrapers.
Li Ji's design concept is very clear: the bacterial mode should achieve an 80% one-life completion rate.
Therefore, most of the incongruous items appearing in the scene are interstellar products that are familiar to everyone in their daily lives.
It's easy to spot the clues.
For example, the bright silver flying saucer-shaped car with the Motuo brand parked on the side of the road right now.
"Shark, you're so clever, you must be able to see the problem, right?"
Li Ji is now blocking out voice-overs to avoid interfering with Shark Baby's experience.
Shark was swaggering down the street when he turned his head and saw the flying saucer through the hole in the Tyrannosaurus Rex suit's neck.
He hopped and skipped forward.
The claws gently touched the surface of the spaceship.
Li Ji was excited: That's right, Shark Baby, that's it! Mark it quickly, and you'll score points.
Shark Baby chuckled as it looked at the Tyrannosaurus Rex's reflection in the spaceship's hull: "So cool!"
He then swaggered on and continued forward.
Li Ji was dumbfounded.
"Why don't you mark it?"
"You've been too busy looking at yourself, haven't you?"
"How can we not see such a huge spaceship!"
and many more!
The spaceship must have been too big, and Shark Baby's vision was poor while wearing the Tyrannosaurus Rex suit, so she couldn't see the whole spaceship and mistook it for a mirror.
Shark Baby is sure to find this!
"Honeycomb Fermented Liquid! Don't miss out! Fresh Honeycomb Fermented Liquid, or your money back!"
Shark Baby was drawn over by the hawking sounds.
A small stall along the street had a yellow sign hanging above it, with the words "Honeycomb Fermented Liquid, 15 yuan a cup" written in bold.
The stall is separated from the outside by a glass window, with only a round hole in the middle for vendors to pass food through.
Shark clings to the round glass window with both hands, its short little legs dangling in the air, flapping about.
He looked inside and saw the owner standing in front of the oil pan, wearing an apron covered in grease, with hot oil splattering and sizzling.
Li Ji was certain that Shark Bao had already discovered something amiss.
It's unreasonable for a beverage shop to use a deep fryer!
The entire shop is full of flaws; as long as Shark marks any one of them, it scores a point.
This is the honeycomb fermented liquid that Shark Baby loves to drink, how could he not notice something amiss?
"Boss, give me one!"
what?
Shark clings to the glass window, rocking back and forth like on a rocking horse, its deflated dinosaur head swaying wildly in the air.
Li Ji took a deep breath: It's okay, there are still some unreasonable parts, Shark will definitely be able to see them.
The boss reached his hand into the boiling oil and took out a bag of silver Honeycomb Fermentation Liquid.
"Shark, you can see it now, right? How could an Earthling's hand go into a frying pan! And drinks can't be fried!"
Shark took the drink: "Thank you, boss."
Li Ji was startled: He hadn't noticed!
(End of this chapter)
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