He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 113 Li Ji Discovers a Super Business Opportunity
Li Ji and his three companions squeezed into the back seat of the jeep, while the cockroach girl Galili was still hiding inside Delulu's clothes.

The car swayed and rocked. Outside the window, the dense subtropical forest, enveloped in humid air, appeared and disappeared into the distance, stretching endlessly.

Li Ji deliberately switched to interstellar language to prevent the general in the front seat from understanding.

"You mean, they think you violated their daughter, so they want to marry her to you?"

This logic overloaded his brain.

Milia nodded: "That's right. Earthlings are so strange."

"That's not surprising, meow. Many animals are like that, forced to mate, forced to form couples. I just didn't expect humans to be so primitive, meow."

Shark Baby excitedly jumped off Lee Ki's lap: "That's exactly how we are!"

The four faces were filled with shock, including the cockroach.

Lee Ki solemnly declared: "Humans on Earth do not act this way, and Indians cannot represent all humans on Earth."

General Avi turned around: "What are you all saying in that back there? I can't understand a word. You're not speaking English, are you?"

"Yes, it's in English."

Li Ji never expected that in this country where English is the official language, the warlord couldn't understand a single word.

"I also know a little English; I'm a top student who graduated from junior high school."

Then he spoke in heavily accented English, which no one in the room could understand.

Little B appeared in Li Ji's mind at an inopportune moment.

[Unfamiliar language detected, identified as !xó language]

Is this even human writing?
!Xó?

What's with this exclamation mark?
You little brat, you're starting to make things up, aren't you?

[!Xó is the language of the Bushmen people in the Botswana region. They have no written script and rely on oral transmission.]

Could there really be such a language?
[Translating for you]

[My dad, you were fed by an armed helicopter carrying a turkey, and you were very generous with your jump rope.]

Shutting yourself off, thank you.

I never want to see you, this artificial idiot, in my mind again.

I'd rather have a long, thin strip of video replaying every day showing a white boy walking a dog and a black boy walking a dog.

"How was my English? Pretty good, right?"

"great."

Li Ji forced a smile and clapped; he didn't want to trigger a boss battle before even reaching the base camp.

He took the lead, and everyone followed suit, swallowing their questions.

Delulu pondered to herself, "General Avi was clearly speaking Hausa, so why is Li Ji praising him so insincerely?"

I get it, meow.

Earthlings are very concerned about their image; they are extremely vain creatures.

To this end, they would hold all sorts of meaningless ceremonies, build meaningless structures, and wear all sorts of fancy but meaningless clothes on different occasions.

Pointing out that General Avi's English is not good would hurt his pride.

They wouldn't be as hospitable to us then.

In this way, our experience report will be greatly diminished, and its academic value will be significantly reduced.

I never expected Li Ji to think so deeply, even considering the social niceties of Earthlings, meow.

The jeep drove into the military camp deep in the mountains.

The soldiers lay scattered on the ground, looking neither like an army nor bandits, but like a bunch of beggars.

Occasionally, someone will be seen holding a mobile phone, their hands moving rapidly, as if they are playing a game.

A crowd surrounded him, occasionally letting out screams.

We passed through rows of thatched huts and headed deeper into the mountains.

There was a huge billboard by the roadside.

Upon closer inspection, it was printed with a poster for a battle royale game?

Li Ji thought to himself: No way? Tencent, you're even advertising in the camps of warlords in the Indian mountains?
Upon closer inspection, next to the large game character, there were more than a dozen human faces printed on it.

Next to it, written in Hindi, is the invincible god of war.

"Seriously? Warlords are taking video games seriously too?"

So those people outside aren't playing games, but rather—striving for upward social mobility?
Delulu squeezed her head in front of Li Ji and looked at the billboard outside the window. "This looks like a photo wall of key members of their army, meow."

As the jeep passed through a large military green iron gate, a two-story luxury villa came into view.

The pure white walls resemble those of a European palace.

But considering the surrounding deep mountains and forests, Li Ji always fantasized about building his own small villa in the countryside.

General Avi hosted a reception dinner in the courtyard.

Everyone sat around the long table, and the soldiers pulled up a Dalit.

This person was being held up like a chick, while still playing a game non-stop.

The screen of that old phone was cracked like a spider web; Li Ji really didn't understand how he could see it clearly.

More importantly, how can you still be in the mood to play games in this situation!
General Avi raised his beer mug and drank a glass of cow urine.

"We have distinguished guests today, all of whom are people with divine power. I'll peel off a piece of flesh for you to taste."

"No need to be so polite, what are you peeling—"

Lee Ki was being polite and courteous when he suddenly realized that the other party's ingredients didn't seem to be traditional.

"--people?"

"Yes, you're welcome. Don't mention it."

You're really eating people! Are you trying to die?! You dog!

Are you going to take responsibility if I have nightmares?
Li Ji reached for the pistol at his waist and gestured to his teammates with his eyes, signaling them to listen to his orders.

The others were all very surprised, never expecting that humans would have the habit of cannibalism; it was too primitive.

The man didn't resist being held by the soldiers; he just kept playing video games.

Li Ji pulled out his gun, pressed it against his thigh, and carefully observed the movements over there.

The "ingredients" were delivered to the slaughter table, while he continued playing video games.

The butcher sharpened his knife.

Just as Li Ji was about to raise his gun, he heard "Ingredients" suddenly shout.

"You can't kill me!"

The man jumped up from the slaughtering table, excitedly showing off his cell phone screen, which was so badly damaged it was almost unreadable.

First it was shown to the butcher, then it was shown to the main table.

"I am the invincible god of war! You can't kill me!"

Li Ji was dumbfounded. Was this some kind of hysteria that a net-addicted teenager was having before he was eaten alive?

Is an invincible war god also a get-out-of-jail-free card?

"Good! Excellent! I won't kill you, and I'll even appoint you as company commander!"

General Avi laughed heartily with excitement.

Li Ji's eyes were wide open: This is truly a get-out-of-jail-free card!

And you idiot, why do you laugh so much?
General Avi waved his hand and rewarded the newly crowned invincible war god with a cup of cow urine, a bowl of cow dung curry, and a beautiful Brahmin woman.

In rural India, there are many impoverished Brahmins who, when faced with a warlord like General Avi, must lower their noble heads. After all, General Avi is a man who can even conquer a mother bear.

Delulu truthfully recorded what she observed about this absurd phenomenon.

The caste system is not unbreakable; people can still achieve upward social mobility through a primitive form of entertainment called video games.

A bold idea also popped into Li Ji's mind.

As far as he knew, the Star Alliance did not have video games.

This thing existed, but it has long since disappeared.

For efficiency and convenience, most interstellar people directly inject psychotropic drugs to complete their entertainment.

This is a major reason for the gradual disappearance of traditional forms of entertainment.

But the more important reason is that the Interstellar Alliance banned all activities that caused excessive dopamine secretion, citing inefficiency as hindering social development.

Only some projects requiring reproductive needs and other academic or medical applications were retained.

I could easily develop Earth-based games for aliens to play under the guise of academic projects.

Then sell them at the price of educational supplements, and you're guaranteed to make a fortune.

It might even enhance the importance of Earth science.

(End of this chapter)