He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 112 Shark Baby's excrement was offered in the temple.
Chapter 112 Shark Baby's excrement was offered in the temple.
People quickly dispersed.
A jeep was parked at the entrance, followed by a military truck packed with people, all holding old World War II rifles.
The equipment was inferior, but it was still a generation ahead of the rifled guns of the village defense team.
A person got out of the jeep.
His skin was dark, clearly indicating a low caste.
He was dressed in military uniform, wearing a red beret, and his eyes were covered by dark sunglasses.
He took the cigar out of his mouth and exhaled a smoke ring.
He shrugged his shoulders casually, a wicked grin lurking beneath his beard.
He swaggered in, arms outstretched and toes pointed outwards.
"It's really lively here. You guys are like some big shots, turning this place upside down."
"It seems that I, like him, am someone who has obtained divine power."
The man rolled up his sleeves, showing off his bulky arms like a bodybuilder.
"I am the recipient of the Bear God's power, General Avi. This entire area is under my jurisdiction. And you?"
Li Ji felt as if he were facing some anime character, and the two of them exchanged skills before the battle.
"I am the recipient of the power of rubber."
"I am the recipient of the power of the shark."
"I am the recipient of the power of the cat."
General Avi was overjoyed and waved his hand, saying, "You are all distinguished individuals; I will invite you to my estate for a banquet."
Delulu's eyes lit up with excitement: "Dalit's banquet, meow? It would definitely be of great research value to write into a report, meow. I can't wait to join this everyday banquet, meow."
"This is clearly not a normal thing, okay?"
Leeki had long known that warlords like Avi were entrenched in rural areas of India.
They are no different from local tyrants.
The fearful looks in the eyes of the people around them proved this point.
Having completed his own capture mission, his primary objective is to enrich his caste experience report and gain a deeper understanding of warlord life, which would be a bonus.
“General Avi, we would love to attend your banquet. But before that, we have a friend in the village that we haven’t been able to find.”
Avi gave a cryptic smile: "Simple."
He waved his hand behind him, and a truckload of soldiers got off and went into each house.
“I, Avi, am always happy to help others. Someone, help the village chief tidy up the house and try to salvage anything of value.”
Delulu didn't hold back her praise: "You really are a kind-hearted cat."
“Of course, that’s always been the case for General Avi. The local people even sing praises to me.”
He waved his arms at the people like a conductor: "Folks, let's sing!"
The terrified crowd trembled as they sang in unison.
"General Avi is brave and mighty!"
"He is our great hero!"
Li Ji thought the song wasn't bad; the lyrics were simple and old-fashioned, but not so bad that it would make you want to cover your ears.
"He slept with the mother bear~"
"The mother bear is smitten with him!"
Wait a minute! How did the power of the Bear God come about?
That's true, otherwise how else could we do it?
"He's incredibly talented; he knows multiplication!"
Is this really something to praise?
He is incredibly strong; he can lift an elephant!
He's on a nationally wanted list.
"He's our big star!"
Is this something to be proud of?
What kind of celebrity is this?
It gives off a One Piece vibe.
Dailulu is obsessed with this song.
"The music of Earthlings is so wonderful, meow."
"It's not pleasant at all, it sounds awful, okay?"
"I'm going to write this down. Earthlings have extremely limited mathematical knowledge. Mastering multiplication is already a genius feat."
"They do not represent all people on Earth!"
"Earthlings have an extremely distorted moral compass; they take pride in committing crimes."
"I said they don't represent all of humanity!"
The soldiers retrieved two gold chains from the rubble, which gleamed in the sunlight.
The village chief watched longingly.
General Avi laughed excitedly: "We finally managed to rescue the village chief! A gold chain, good stuff, load it onto the truck!"
Li Ji lowered his voice: "Do you think he's still kind-hearted?"
"He can only have hot sausage now, meow."
"It can also be used to heat the rectum."
"Shark, something's wrong." The soldiers dug something else up.
"General, there's something strange."
Two soldiers carried over a fist-sized, spiral-shaped black object.
General Avi pulled his sunglasses down, revealing his eyes: "What is this?"
This is shit!
What else could it be?
Li Ji will never forget this thing, even if he dies.
Shark lowered its head in embarrassment.
"Village chief, please explain."
"I do not know."
General Avi pursed his lips in displeasure, stepped forward, and kicked the village chief in the chin.
A bloody gold tooth flew out.
"There's an unexpected bonus, let's load it onto the truck."
"What about the black one?"
General Avi walked over, grasped the black gem with one hand, and struggled to lift it up.
"It's so heavy! It's so small, yet so heavy, it must be something good."
He bent down and sniffed again: "It smells like curry and seafood, it's unusual."
Does anyone know what this is?
Everyone shook their heads.
Li Ji stepped forward and said, "This is Shiva's ritual implement, with boundless power."
General Avi was shocked: "So that's how it is! That old bastard village chief actually kept such a sacred object for me and transported it to the temple to be enshrined."
This idiot is too easy to fool.
Li Ji and the other two covered their mouths and chuckled. They could imagine how the believers would worship excrement.
"What are you laughing at?"
"We are laughing at the general for acquiring another treasure; we are happy for the general."
Li Ji's explanation pleased the general, who laughed heartily: "In that case, laugh out loud."
He pointed to the people kneeling on the ground: "You should laugh out loud too."
Lee Ki couldn't hold back any longer and burst into laughter.
"That's right! Just like him, laugh out loud!"
"Hahaha!"
Laughter echoed throughout the village, filling it with a joyful atmosphere.
"General, the man has been found!"
Li Ji didn't expect that this group of people, who seemed unreliable and like bandits, were actually quite efficient.
The soldiers were carrying a young black man.
This person isn't Milia at all!
It's actually still unreliable!
"not him."
"Then let's load it onto the truck!"
General Avi waved his hand, and the man was stuffed into the truck like a piglet.
Aren't you pretending too?
"General, the man has been found!"
Lee Ki had no expectations this time.
Sure enough, they kidnapped a young girl.
"That can't be it, their friends are men! Load them up, load them up!"
The girl was also shoved into the truck.
General Avi then captured seven men and four women in the same manner, all of whom were low-caste Dalits.
They claim they're helping to find people, but it's just an excuse to plunder the people.
This guy came from a humble background, but even after becoming a warlord, he still bullies his own compatriots.
In his stronghold, it is unknown how many more people have been captured and enslaved.
Li Ji was more curious about what else was going on in General Avi's headquarters.
"General, the man has been found!"
This time they finally brought Milia.
Seeing that Milia was safe and sound, the three of them finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Li Ji suddenly realized something was wrong: "Wait a minute, what's with that red headscarf covered in flowers on your head?"
Milia lowered her head awkwardly: "It's a long story."
General Avi suddenly clapped his hands and laughed, as if he were having a seizure.
"He's a groom!"
"what!"
"What meow!"
(End of this chapter)
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