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Cheng Jun's eyes widened suddenly.

Can this be done?
You are so smart!

He longed to give this clever little devil a passionate kiss.

Shortly after sending the message, Cheng Jun received a phone call.

As soon as the call connected, a furious roar came from the other end: "Cheng Jun, are you asking for a beating? I'm a senior captain, and I'm giving up my captaincy to work as your deputy captain. You don't approve it, fine, but you give me this kind of difficult problem? When did our special operations team start solving math problems?!"

"This is Tang's order," Cheng Jun said coldly. "This also reflects the average strength of our Group 3, Team 7! If you can't meet this standard, you won't be qualified to join our Group 3, Team 7!"

Everyone else gave Cheng Jun a thumbs up, exclaiming, "What do you mean by turning a funeral into a celebration? Captain, you did a great job of elevating him! Just like that!"
Even the Black pallbearers wouldn't submit to you, I admire you the most!
After hanging up the phone, Cheng Jun looked at his teammates: "Was I... too pretentious just now?"

"No, Captain!"

"Well done, that's it!"

"Great style, keep going!"

Then, Cheng Jun's phone rang again.

Cheng Jun composed himself and answered the phone again.

Then one, and then the next.

Until the phone stopped ringing.

"Why isn't anyone making phone calls?" Cheng Jun asked.

"I'll go check things out..." someone took out their phone, and after a moment, said:
"Yes, they've already gone to buy human race's Heavenly Rank cultivation techniques... ah no, I mean they went to buy 'Mathematical Analysis.' They said they must study hard and strive to join our Group 3, Team 7 as soon as possible..."

He paused and said, "The bad news is that no one has applied to join us yet, but the good news is... our Group 3, Team 7 has really proven its worth."

"They said, 'This is the real value of Tang's bodyguard team!'"

In the afternoon, Tang Yiping finished his last class of the day, but they did not show up.

They didn't show up for dinner either.

Nothing can stump the men of the Special Operations Team, except mathematical analysis.

Tang Yiping was utterly desperate. He had no other choice but to resort to his last move.

Since his birth, he has almost never had a disappointing move.

Tang Yiping opened his family's group chat and asked for help:
"Master Tang! Help! Do you know Mathematical Analysis? The kind that guarantees you'll learn it!"

Master Tang: "What kind of person do you take me for?!"

Master Tang: Angry.jpg
Tang Yiping: "???"

"Yes or no?"

Master Tang: "Get lost!"

Tang Yiping was shocked. He realized that even Master Tang had things he didn't know.

No way, you're someone who saved the world in 1999, and you're telling me you don't know Mathematical Analysis III?

Tang Yiping: "I'm so disappointed in you!"

Master Tang: "???"

Master Tang: Little brother, what's wrong with you?.jpg
Mrs. Mu: "Go away! We don't have any children in our family who can't even learn Mathematical Analysis!"

Tang Yiping: ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

No, even Mom, you're stabbing me in the back?
Waaaaah, I don't want to live anymore.

At that moment, Tang Yiping felt as if the world had gone dark.

After a long period of darkness, Tang Yiping forced himself to calm down:

Wait, wait, don't rush, Tang Yiping.

You still have a backup plan, you still have a backup plan.

Tang Yiping took a deep breath, found a course called "Mathematical Analysis III" online, and then...

Acquired blindness activated!
Flow Code Activated!
Listen at 8x speed!
I refuse to believe that even with all my skills maxed out, I still can't learn "Mathematical Analysis"!
Man can conquer heaven!

Two hours later, Tang Yiping confirmed something.

I might...

They have already reached the limit of their intelligence.

In my lifetime, I'll probably only ever reach the level of Mathematical Analysis II, forever stopping at Mathematical Analysis III, not even half a step into Mathematical Analysis III.

It can only be considered the pinnacle and culmination of "Mathematical Analysis II".

Limited by talent, not a fault of the warrior!

The outer disciples' talents are limited to this.

But... should we just accept our fate?

I'm the man who has shaken the world!

His gaze shifted, and suddenly fell on Stoka.

Wait a minute, Mathematical Analysis shouldn't be too difficult for a creature like Stokka, right?

"Stoka, you can definitely do it!" Tang Yiping said.

This was his last straw.

Oh, Almighty Stoca, save me!

"Huh?" Stoka looked up.

……

While Tang Yiping was struggling with the human race's Heavenly Rank cultivation technique, "Mathematical Analysis," in Hailing City, above the Qihang Building, Charon activated a [Communication Beacon].

A moment later, a terrifying force descended, and Charon found himself being dragged out of the bubble space where Earth was located by this incomparably powerful force, and into a distorted space.

At the center of that space was a distorted, indescribable shadow.

That's Silas-19.

Powerful, terrifying, members of the terrorist elimination team.

"Charon greets Your Excellency!" Charon hurriedly prostrated himself on the ground, not daring to look at Silas-19.

Unperceptible, untestable, unstanding.

Is this the power of a veteran terrorist elimination team?
If it weren't for helping Lord Li Ke Boren investigate Lord Silas-19's true nature, he would never have come to see Lord Silas-19 again.

Let Lord Silas-19 feel like he's been exposed and is dead...

But now, I am Lord Li Ke Boren's loyal follower and cloak!
Then, Charon sensed a strong fluctuation coming from within: "Report."

For a moment, Charon felt an urge to recount every detail of his life.

Before he could even react, he had already begun to ramble on and on:
"My lord, I followed your orders to track Lord Li Ke Boren and discovered that he was indeed a member of the terrorist elimination team. I was caught off guard and captured by him, and then..."

Charon was terrified.

It's all over! It's all over! It's all over!
Stop talking, stop talking!
You've revealed all of Lord Rico Bolon's secrets!

You are now Lord Li Ke Boren's follower and cloak. If Lord Li Ke Boren dies, you will surely die too!

Shut up, Charon!
However, that force was too powerful, too surging, and too irresistible.

Therefore, Charon had no way to control himself.

He only stopped when he had almost completely emptied himself of all his efforts.

He felt he was doomed, and lay trembling on the ground, preparing to face his destruction.

After all, not only did he fail to obtain enough information by tracking Lord Li Ke Boren, but he also got himself into trouble and even leaked Lord Silas-19's secret.

This is an unforgivable mistake.

but……

“You did a great job, and I appreciate your loyalty,” said Sir Silas-19.

what?
Did I do a good job?
"You helped me confirm the other party's identity, which is already a huge success."

"So, I will give you a reward."

Then, Charon saw a notification:
—You have received a survival points reward of 5000000000
Steal? Steal less? ? ? ! ! !
Five...five billion??

Lord Silas-19, loyal!
Charon felt that his heart had already turned against him.

"Continue to go undercover and report to me at any time."

When that immense force came, Charon found himself back where he had been pulled away.

A new beacon lies quietly in my inventory.

And... a cold, hard 5403279418 points.

My life savings are just a drop in the ocean compared to this amount of points.

Charon thought that if he saved up more money, he might be able to buy a spot in the cleanup squad.

Lord Silas-19, loyal!
Your loyal Charon will continue to gather all information for you!
Anyway... I just can't control myself!
Charon thought.

After Charon was sent back to his original spot, a shadow shimmering with red light slowly appeared in the space where he had been.

Silas-19 is deep in thought.

"Is that Li Ke Bolun, a member of the anti-terrorism team?"

"Hiss—a terrorist elimination team member who still retains his/her name, is he/she a newcomer or is he/she being given special treatment?"

"A name I've never heard of before... they're probably a newcomer."

"But where did this newcomer come from? Why haven't I heard of him before?"

"Did he deliberately leave Charon's memory intact, so that he would leak the information to me?"

"Tell me, I've already got my eye on you?"

"This aggressive style... could it be one of Griff's people? That's troublesome..."

"Or is there some other conspiracy? Or is something planted inside Charon to deliberately lure me into making a move?"

"To take action, one is marked?"

"Such insidious tactics, could it be someone from over there? Wouldn't that be even more terrifying than the people of Greif?"

"Hiss, the name Li Ke Bolun can't be found? That's not right... When did terrorist elimination team members become allowed to operate anonymously?"

"Could it be... that they really are from over there?"

"This is bad..."

Silence fell over the space.

After a long time, Silas-19 seemed to have made up his mind.

"Maybe I need to see it for myself."

The distorted shadow gradually contracted until it revealed a dark shape with countless eyes in the center.

then……

An eye detached from his body, flew forward, and disappeared into the air.

……

In Tang Yiping's dormitory, Stoka had already finished turning the last page of "Mathematical Analysis III" with his dog paws.

"Woo-chio-chio!" Stoka nodded.

"You think it's simple? That's great, teach me quickly!" Tang Yiping was overjoyed.

"Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!" Stoka nodded repeatedly, "Leave it to me!"
As expected, the guardian spirit beasts of my sect are still the most reliable!
Tang Yiping was overjoyed.

Then, the head of the man and the dog came together.

After a while...

Tang Yiping: "What do you mean by 'obvious'?"

"Woo-chio-chio".

"What do you mean by 'it can be seen from this'? How could it possibly be seen from this?"

"Woo-chio-chio".

"What does 'easily obtainable' mean? Where exactly is it easily obtainable?"

"Woo-chio-chio-chio..."

"Okay, try saying it another way."

"Woo-hoo-hoo..."

"Yours is even harder to understand, okay!"

An hour later, the man and the dog collapsed on the ground, completely exhausted.

Tang Yiping discovered that the "curse of knowledge" actually applies to a dog as well!
Stoka explained that his cognitive level was too high, making it impossible for him to coexist with Tang Yiping's thinking.

"What do you mean your cognitive level is much higher than mine? What is my cognitive level?" Tang Yiping felt that as a college student, his cognitive level was considered too low.

"Woo-hoo-hoo..."

"You're saying I have linear thinking? How am I linear? I'm clearly very divergent, okay? What level are you at? Multi-linear or multi-dimensional? What do you mean by saying your thinking level is too high for me to understand? Tell me!"

Tang Yiping felt that Stoka was completely upside down!

They don't even fulfill their basic duties as animals!
“Woo-chio-chio…” Stoka said.

"Do I need to find someone with linear thinking like me, or simply multidimensional thinking, to teach me in order to have any chance of learning?" Tang Yiping felt looked down upon.

"Waaaaah..." Stoka was helpless. If his true form were present, he could force the connection open.

Tang Yiping didn't think "mastery" was a good word, but if it allowed him to learn a human race's Heavenly Rank cultivation technique, then it wasn't impossible...

Unfortunately, Stoka's original form is not present.

Indeed, I'm just a foolish college student.

A foolish college student who can't even learn Mathematical Analysis III.

He now deeply regrets giving Tongtong her "innate intelligence" too early.

Even just coming back to listen to one class would be fine!
Maybe I'll be halfway to Mathematical Analysis III!

It's a leap forward to a whole new level!

"Who can teach me? How about Lux? What do you mean Lux's level of thinking is too high? Okay... Lux is from the Tree of Wisdom... so a high level of thinking is normal. Then, what about Charon? I think he's pretty stupid... Charon is also a high-level multidimensional being, so he's no good either?"

Charon is clearly stupid, how come he's so tall?

"Where's Lola?" Tang Yiping asked, trembling with fear.

Could it be that even Lola is smarter than me?

"Does Lola have a one-dimensional mindset?"

*Puff puff puff puff puff*, no explanation needed, Tang Yiping knew that it must be even weaker than himself.

That's great, thankfully I'm not the weakest.

Tang Yiping felt a sense of relief.

But... this also means that no one can teach him anymore.

Tang Yiping was in despair.

Could it be that my life has truly come to an end with Mathematical Analysis III?

Try your best to get a passing grade, or retake the course and pass, and you will never have the chance to learn any human-level Heavenly Rank cultivation techniques again.

I am not reconciled!
Just then, a notification flashed before Tang Yiping's eyes:
—The cleanup team recruitment system has been cracked and reloaded.
—You have obtained full recruitment privileges.
—Please select the cleanup team members you intend to recruit, appoint, or transfer. Below is a list of potential recruits, appointees, and transferees currently available…

Tang Yiping looked at the interface in front of him.

It was a simple filtering interface, using a CLI-like interface, which Tang Yiping found incredibly ugly.

The above list includes all the necessary filtering criteria.

From physical strength to cognitive level, then to output level, and even taste and nutritional level...

"Stoka, why are deliciousness and nutritional level among the selection criteria for recruiting the cleanup team?"

“Waaah… I’ve heard that some of the big shots in the terrorist elimination squads like to eat their subordinates, so the deliciousness of their own flesh is a very important attribute. The chances of some native races having a good appetite for food are greatly increased, and it’s also easy to transfer them,” Stoka said.

Tang Yiping: "???"

No, is this okay?

"They're willing to do this? What are these cleanup crew members after?"

“It’s a great honor to be a member of the clearance team!” Stoka said. “Of course, you also enjoy great privileges.”

"So, it's okay for me to summon them and eat them?"

"No problem at all."

"Then let him finish explaining the fractions to me before I eat it?"

“Of course, no problem at all!” Stoka said.

(End of this chapter)