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Chapter 115 I heard the big shot wants a referral code?
Chapter 115 I heard the big shot wants a referral code? (3K)
At noon, when Bao Ge returned with lunch, he saw everyone gathered around a workstation, pointing and commenting as they looked around.
“What’s that over there…” Bao Ge frowned.
"Everyone's watching Ping Ge beat up the elementary school kids," a programmer said.
"Oh." When Bao Ge heard that it was Tang Yiping, his brows relaxed.
He actually wanted to go and see it, but he felt he probably wouldn't understand it anyway, and besides, his presence might discourage people from continuing to watch. It might interfere with Brother Ping's public display of skill, and Brother Ping might be unhappy, so he gave up.
Half an hour later, he finished his meal and came out of his office, only to see everyone still gathered there.
“What’s that over there…” Bao Ge asked again.
"Everyone's watching this elementary school kid beat up Brother Ping!"
Bao Ge: "???"
He really wanted to go and see, but Ping had just been humiliated in front of others and might not be happy, so he gave up.
Tang Yiping was indeed very unhappy; he had lost his smile.
He felt he might never laugh again.
An ordinary intern can simply say, "I can't."
An ordinary Ping Ge can only easily defeat everyone. If he can't easily defeat everyone, then he's not an ordinary Ping Ge.
He's a useless man.
But now, the ordinary Ping Ge sits down, while the useless Ping Zi gets out.
"I can't go on, someone help me!"
Tang Yiping struggled for a long time, but he was overwhelmed by the burden of maintaining his idol image.
I finally decided to give up.
Regret!
I regret it!
That bastard Shen Qianyu, even if he calls me grandpa next time, I absolutely won't lay a hand on him!
"I'll do it!" someone volunteered.
Shen Qianyu forgot his frustration and looked at the programmer who was about to take over with great anticipation.
But a few minutes later:
"Hey, hey, hey, this question is definitely wrong! It shouldn't be written like this!"
"I'll do it! I'll do it! I'll do it!"
"That's not right either! It's my turn!"
"Wait, don't submit yet. Let me try running it somewhere else first. It doesn't work; it's throwing an error! Fix it quickly!"
"Oh dear, your efficiency is too low, this won't do..."
A group of people argued and finally wrote down the answer: this problem has two steps.
The first step is code submission.
"AC!"
"AC (Asian Handicap)!"
"Great!"
The people on site were so happy, it was like they were on vacation.
AC stands for Accepted, meaning the code submission was successful and the answer was correct.
The second step is code submission.
"UKE... How could it be UKE!"
"Where did we go wrong?"
"If I knew where I went wrong, I wouldn't have used UKE!"
UKE stands for Unknown Error.
"Didn't you already verify it on another computer?"
"Who knows if you made a mistake in the middle..."
Everyone started arguing and blaming each other.
Then everyone realized that no one was innocent.
"Hey, this question is so hard, maybe others can't get it right either."
"Yes, yes, no one can be right!"
"Look quickly, look how many got it right!"
Shen Qianyu switched the interface to the leaderboard and took a look.
“Then the elementary school student got AC…” Shen Qianyu said with a mournful face.
"..." Everyone was silent for a few seconds.
Then they scattered like birds and beasts.
"Hey, I was supposed to take a nap at noon, but I've wasted so much time here!"
"It's normal that you can't do these questions, since who does practice problems besides students?"
"Yes, my son is in elementary school now, and I can't even answer his questions!"
"Don't even mention me, my family of PhD and Master's students spent three hours discussing my child's second-grade problem and still couldn't get it right."
"It's just a competition, don't take it seriously."
They comforted each other and left.
Tang Yiping breathed a sigh of relief.
That's great! Even though he's terrible, everyone else is terrible too! Sure enough, in a company with so many bad kids, there's no need to worry about maintaining a good image.
I love my company the most!
He turned around and saw Shen Qianyu typing on the keyboard, seemingly trying desperately to salvage something.
But in reality, there is no longer any chance.
Then he saw the other person's reply: "Brother, you're so weak..." I'm so weak... I'm so weak...
A knife, across the internet cable, across the screen, across Shen Qianyu, was plunged deep into Tang Yiping's chest.
This guy is a real master of backstabbing!
Oh well, I really am weak.
Luckily, the company has Brother Ze, so I can learn a few more tricks from him!
Master, you are no longer of any use to me! I'm going to become an apprentice of the venerable Auntie!
Master, please accept my bow!
Tang Yiping probably took the stab wound for Shen Qianyu, because Shen Qianyu didn't feel weak or that he was seriously injured. He just sat there sadly, saying, "He ruined my life for a schoolbag! My life has no future... I'll have to stay here for the rest of my life..."
Tang Yiping thought about it and realized that it was indeed pitiful to stay in such a company for life. The problem was that such a company could go bankrupt at any time, so it wouldn't be easy to stay there for life.
And it was all for a schoolbag.
It looks even more pitiable.
"Don't be sad. Let me see if I can help you find a referral," Tang Yiping said.
"You?" Shen Qianyu looked incredulous.
Although he knew that Tang Yiping was more capable than him, otherwise the company wouldn't have been so favored.
But it's just a small, struggling company that's on the verge of bankruptcy...
"I'm just giving it a try."
Tang Yiping felt that although losing Shen Qianyu's referral was mainly due to Shen Qianyu's poor skills, he also bore a small part of the responsibility, because he was also quite incompetent.
Help me, noob.
He thought for a moment and remembered that people often asked for referrals when looking for jobs on forums, and enthusiastic experts would often offer help, so he simply posted a thread about it.
"My friend, a junior in college, is looking for a summer internship. He's technically okay, but his current internship is having problems. Does anyone know of anyone who's still hiring interns? Could you please give me a referral code?"
To prove that Shen Qianyu is indeed technically skilled, he posted pictures of the contributors to the FEEW-APP PRO project code below.
After thinking for a moment, Tang Yiping added: "Door-to-door service, nationwide coverage!"
You can't be unenthusiastic when applying for a job these days.
Then a reply immediately appeared below:
"Are you looking for referrals, big shot? We're just a mid-sized company, I don't know if you'd be interested. Here's my referral code, feel free to use it."
Then the second one:
"Referral codes are useless now. Could someone DM me a friend's contact information and name, and I'll tell our HR?"
The third one: "If it's just an internship, I have a good position here. Could you DM me a friend's email address and I'll send you an offer?"
Looking at everyone's enthusiastic attitude, Tang Yiping thought... perhaps Shen Qianyu's FOEW-APP PRO really is quite valuable?
Unexpectedly, Lao Shen, an ordinary player with a score of 1000, is so popular.
"Old Shen, remember to check your email," he said to Shen Qianyu, then quickly replied to the post: "That's enough, I've received quite a lot already, thank you everyone!"
Next, he went to deal with private messages.
It took half a day to finish processing; Old Shen's competitiveness was unexpectedly high.
Just when he thought he had finally finished dealing with it, another message popped up.
"You want to become my disciple?" Tang Yiping refused without even thinking.
In fact, in the past few days, many people have been saying that they want to become his disciples, which he finds very abstract.
No, what's the point of having an apprentice for programming?
"Online courses are free and easy to use, and the best tutorials for programmers are looking at other people's latest projects! Just study hard on your own! Why bother finding a mentor?"
Wait, wasn't I just planning to become Ze Ge's apprentice and have him teach me a few moves?
What I should be doing now is like that elementary school student, steadily practicing problems and setting a small goal first, such as...
How can I get my points to 1500?
Tang Yiping turned to look at Ze Ge, then at Ma Ke Wang in front of him, feeling conflicted and hesitant.
It's useless for others to become apprentices, but I really have Brother Ze.
But just finding a mentor isn't enough; I really need to practice more problems, right?
Tang Yiping never expected that he would be taught by an elementary school student.
Then he became even more contemptuous of those who sought to become his disciples.
"Honestly, all they know is how to become someone's apprentice, yet they're not even as hardworking as an elementary school student."
system hint:
— The upgrade of the [Low-Tier Incomplete Prosthetic Body] (Information Sea Dedicated) is complete. It is now the [Supermodel Incomplete Prosthetic Body] (Information Sea Dedicated).
—【Supermodel with Defective Prosthetic Body】(Information Sea Dedicated) is autonomously searching for relevant information.
……
In another city, Chen Yanxing, a tycoon from the 5090s generation, is assembling his second wheelchair.
Although his previous version provided a parts list, most people reported that the parts were simply unavailable and the modifications were more difficult.
Therefore, this version reduces the use of specialized parts, lowers costs, simplifies sensors, and basically maintains the original functions and effects.
He also bought several popular, cost-effective wheelchair models and modified them.
To improve efficiency, he even called a few friends to help, and everyone was busy in his living room.
If the experiment is successful and this version is open-sourced again, the FORK-Wheel project can truly benefit more people.
Like a foreman directing his oxen, Old Man Chen would occasionally shout from the sidelines, "Keep it up, young men!"
"This FORK is really amazing, buddy. I have a feeling it could be useful in our field too," one of the young men said. "What if it could be used to find vulnerabilities or exposed APIs, or even in other areas..."
"Indeed, FORK can definitely be applied to more advanced areas. But it seems the developers have limited its functionality, restricting it to calculating 'real paths'..."
"I guess it's a security restriction; the big boss had already considered that someone might abuse it."
“But we can find a way to transform virtual path planning into a problem similar to ‘real path’ through algorithms. This FORK can do that…” Chen Yanxing was chatting enthusiastically with his friends when his laptop suddenly popped up an alarm.
"Someone has hacked the L forum!" Chen Yanxing's expression changed.
Although he was not the founder of the L forum, he was a special security advisor.
"Someone's courting death?" The other friends, however, were excitedly rubbing their fists together.
Making wheelchairs every day is meaningful, but it's not exciting at all!
"Come on, let me see who's so arrogant!"
(End of this chapter)
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