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Chapter 31 The Dream Was Wrong, Let's Redo It
[The streamer knows so much about men, are you gay?]

What about men from humble backgrounds who achieve success despite adversity?

[Young wolf, literary youth, playboy, Nan Tong]

Why isn't my beloved Xiao Nan Niang included?

"Look, the comments list so many types, do you know which one suits you best?"

"I..." The woman hesitated for a long time, unsure whether she simply didn't know or if her interest was too embarrassing to talk about. In the end, she didn't give an answer and simply replied, "I don't know."

"That's it then." Zhang Zhe shook his head and said, "From my perspective, and from the perspective of your blind date, I don't want to talk to you anymore after this point."

"Because you don't know yourself."

"If you're a naive young girl from your student days, then so be it, I can patiently grow up with you."

"But you're almost 30. At 30 years old, you have the mind of a 15-year-old. Marrying you would be like providing spiritual support, constantly draining my spiritual energy from you."

"Many viewers don't know what this kind of spiritual poverty alleviation feels like. You'll understand when you help take care of your relatives' elementary school children during the Spring Festival. You can feel it after taking care of them for a whole day."

After hearing Zhang Zhe's words, the girl on the other end of the video looked conflicted.

He was frowning, as if he was having some difficulty breathing.

Zhang Zhe looked at her, feeling that the next second she was about to open Xiaohongshu (a Chinese social networking service) and start trolling him.

Family members, does anyone understand? I've encountered a disgusting male matchmaker.

Surprisingly, the girl managed to hold back in the end.

It's clear that she's really troubled and worried about her love life, to the point that she even consults Zhang Zhe, a complete stranger who's a dating show host.

"So, do you think... I'm still suitable for blind dates? I can accept that someone like you, with your qualifications, doesn't like me, because I'm really not good enough."

"But the others... well..."

"You mean, if you lower your standards, is it still possible to find someone?" Zhang Zhe interrupted her, helping her clarify the situation.

"Yes, that's what I meant."

"Because I'm getting older now, it will be hard to find someone after I turn 30."

“Of course you can find someone.” Zhang Zhe nodded. “If you lower your standards, there are plenty of people in the dating market. But you have to understand one thing: high-quality assets are not readily available; those that are readily available are bound to have problems.”

"I'll teach you a little trick to assess whether you want to get married."

"Just analyze it yourself. Is it more difficult to face life alone, or is it more difficult to manage a marriage with your spouse? You'll understand once you compare them."

"Most people are the latter, because marriage can increase the ability of two ordinary people to withstand risks, both materially and spiritually."

"You have to analyze your own situation."

"I understand—" the woman replied, drawing out the sound, clearly indicating that she was thinking as she answered.

Zhang Zhe waited a moment, and after seeing that the other person's eyes had cleared up a bit, he said, "OK, then our blind date is over now."

"You haven't forgotten what you promised me, have you?"

"I haven't forgotten, I haven't forgotten." The woman nodded. "I'll ask them when I go to the gym tomorrow. I think quite a few of them have marital problems."

"I think you're quite professional, host."

"That's settled then!" Zhang Zhe cupped his hands in a gesture of respect to the woman. It was a win-win situation for everyone.

Are both the host and guests acting this normally?

I'm so disappointed that this woman didn't break down.

[The streamer seems a bit too rational. I still prefer the scenario where you make a woman break down and yell at you for being a misogynist.]

[Don't tell ghost stories in the live chat late at night, it'll be really unsettling and I won't be able to sleep.]

"That comment is right."

"For late-night programs, the main focus is on harmony, peace and love."

"Is anyone else going to go on mic? If not, I'm going to wash up and get ready for bed."

Zhang Zhe only started the live stream because of that girl, and now that they'd finished chatting, he naturally thought about leaving get off work. He had to go to work tomorrow.

But some people don't want him to stop broadcasting so soon.

"Blue Pikachu, are you really going to do a live stream together tonight?"

"I just cancelled it for you. If so, please apply again?"

Upon seeing that ID immediately appear in the application list, Zhang Zhe had no choice but to click "Connect with Me".

It's not considered staying up all night yet, so let's try to finish this quickly.

"Good evening, host. Can I turn off my camera?"

"It's alright, we won't force you." Zhang Zhe picked up the document he brought back from the matchmaking agency and pointed it at the camera: "There's a registration form here. Can you read the words on it?"

"I can see it clearly."

"Okay, then please fill in the information briefly first. Sometimes when we go on blind dates, we show the other person the information in the form first."

Zhang Zhe didn't actually tell the whole story. According to the rules and regulations of the matchmaking agency, the information filled in this form is considered an original information sheet and is not to be disclosed to the public.

What they show to their blind date is a document that has been edited and beautified.

However, this doesn't apply to the live stream, because Zhang Zhe discovered that the female guests who come on stage to connect with him will enhance their appearance.

It's like having a built-in beauty filter when you go out.

The girl on the live stream was quite cooperative and immediately started reporting the information according to the form:
"I was born in 99, I'm from Funan, I have a college diploma, I'm 170cm tall, weigh 58-59kg, and I work in medical aesthetics consultation, earning 50 to 60 RMB per year..."

I started laughing when I heard about cosmetic procedures.

Is cosmetic surgery really that profitable now? Anyone in the know, can you share your thoughts?

Aesthetic medicine can indeed be profitable, but don't ask where that money comes from.

[A naturally short-lived physique, if you want to have some fun, cosmetic surgery is the place to go.]

Some of the comments in the live stream were too blunt, and Zhang Zhe was embarrassed to watch them. They made it sound like the girl was there for a blind date just to clear her name and get out of trouble.

The scariest thing is that what the comments say might be true.

However, Zhang Zhe is a professional matchmaker and cannot discriminate against other people's professions. For example, if a retired male star from the White Horse Club comes to him, he will treat him the same as everyone else and may even ask him for advice.

After the woman finished explaining her basic information, Zhang Zhe looked at the comments and asked the question that everyone was most concerned about: "You just said that you are a 6 out of 10 in terms of looks. Have you had any work done?"

"Yes, facial surgery is required; there are certain requirements for our line of work."

"I know this."

Zhang Zhe has a friend who dated a woman who works in the cosmetic surgery industry. They do require that someone have had work done before, otherwise they have no credibility.

You're someone who sells cosmetic surgery services, and your face is completely natural? Who would believe that?
To be honest, although this job pays well, it's not easy. Your face is basically a living billboard, and you have to apply all sorts of things like Botox, hyaluronic acid, and hydroxyapatite to your face.

Sometimes the body needs to be used, and implants are needed in places where protrusion is required.

It's fine when you're young, but when you get old, the maintenance costs are so high that you'd lose all the money you earned when you were young.

"What I'm asking is, approximately what percentage of the activity is active?"

"Almost everything moved, except the bones."

"Understood." Zhang Zhe looked at the camera: "Now you believe she has a score of 6, right? Please believe in the power of technology."

"Okay, now tell me, what type are you looking for?"

"The guy I'm looking for should be taller than me, and ideally, his annual income should also be higher than mine."

“Impossible.” Zhang Zhe shook his head directly: “You’re just dreaming. People with higher annual incomes than you wouldn’t go for cosmetic surgery. If they did, it would just be for fun.”

"Why?" the woman asked, puzzled.

"I won't go into the specifics of the issue of professional attributes; you should have a general idea."

(End of this chapter)