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Chapter 52 Lü Ming: Reba, how about we talk?! [Requesting monthly votes]

【Fuck! 】

【Sister Zheng!!!】

Even Sister Zheng fainted!

[I wouldn't even dare to get that many kills in a game! This guy's a complete idiot, he just got a triple kill!]

[A triple kill? The show "Who is the King of Singers" planned the competition for two months, and this unknown singer just completed it in ten minutes. I even think the show could just award the championship to this unknown singer right now. After all, all the mentors were eliminated, so there's no one left to punish this unknown singer, right?]

[Amazing 10-Minute Speedrun!]

[Who in a game would start by wiping out the entire party from the very beginning of the game?!]

[When my sister saw the chubby guy say he wanted to feel sorry for Sister Zheng, she thought he was a good man who cherished old friendships, and she was even ready to ship them as a couple. But the next second, she saw him pull out a tube of wasabi. The look in my sister's eyes almost made me laugh until I fainted.]

[Hahaha!]

[You can tell he really hates Sister Zheng. That moment when he squeezed out that wasabi with all his might during the output window, I almost peed my pants laughing!]

[Who gave Sister Zheng the confidence to think that a washed-up celebrity would go easy on her? My washed-up guy doesn't even like Dilraba's looks, why would he go easy on an ex like you? You're dreaming!]

[Mingtian, seemingly a fan, says the misunderstanding has been cleared up.]

[This is ridiculous! When will I be able to stop laughing when I hear this CP name?]

Suddenly I realize that even those lesser-known celebrities are actually quite kind to Dilraba.

[One kick knocks him down, mud smears his face, redefining 'gentleness'—I wouldn't even dare hit my brother that hard.]

[One flop eliminates three evils; the dawn has broken for the Chinese music scene!]

now.

Viewers watching on their screens were laughing so hard they could hardly breathe.

Even though the entire studio was a mess, the sheer volume of comments from netizens, seeing the 'corpses' scattered all over the floor, caused Tencent's servers to lag noticeably.

The enthusiastic atmosphere lasted for less than a minute before a large amount of garbled text appeared in the live stream, and the server was completely overwhelmed.

……

Backstage.

The room was so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

All the contestants stared wide-eyed, dumbfounded, as if they had witnessed something unbelievable.

"Should we...continue?" A petite girl stammered from the crowd.

"Continue? The mentors have all been wiped out, what's the point of continuing?" someone retorted, glaring at them.

One young man was still indignant: "I never dreamed that one day I would participate in a music variety show and actually see a contestant dare to hit a mentor!"

"Hitting the mentor? That bum almost killed the mentor!" someone exclaimed in alarm.

Once everyone started talking, they all shared their experiences.

"I've really never seen anything like this before."

"But why do I feel so good about this? In the past, the mentors would sit in the audience like they were all high and mighty, picking on the contestants and criticizing them. Usually, contestants would rarely dare to talk back to the mentors in this situation. But this unknown guy not only dared to talk back, but even took matters into his own hands. This is so stress-relieving!"

"He did what I've always wanted to do but never dared to!"

"Hey girl, there are people watching the live stream from backstage. Aren't you afraid that if the mentors find out what you're saying, they'll make things difficult for you?"

"What's there to be afraid of? Anyway, with my skill level, I won't even make it into the top 16. It doesn't matter when I'm eliminated. Besides, my sister was scolded to tears by Teacher Yang when she participated in The Voice of China. She later felt that she was not suitable for singing, so she stopped learning music and gave up her dreams. Not long after, she retired from the industry. She was originally planning to watch me help her fulfill her dream today, but I didn't expect such a big accident to happen."

"That bum got revenge for your sister; she's your sister's hero!"

"That's right, my sister probably got over it by now. The mentor? Is what the mentor says always right? Even though that unknown singer sang so well, he was still targeted by the mentor, wasn't he? Screw the mentor!"

"Stop talking, let's hurry up and pack up and run. Huka is pretty drunk, he hasn't gone far yet. If he targets us, we might lose our lives!"

The crowd fell silent for a few seconds, as if they were thinking of the terrible consequences. Several girls even fled through the back door without grabbing their bags.

The others didn't dare linger either, and quickly grabbed their belongings and ran away.

This unprecedented scene has truly left a significant mark on their otherwise uneventful lives. In their more than twenty years of life, who has ever seen such a grand spectacle?

……

After leaving the studio, Lü Ming swayed and staggered down the street.

He was heavily intoxicated at this point, and his unsteady gait made it seem as if he might collapse and fall asleep on the street at any moment.

Just then, a Maserati Quattroporte suddenly appeared on the side of the road and honked at him. At first, Lü Ming didn't care, but when he heard the car honking incessantly, he became a little annoyed.

So what if you drive a luxury car!

He immediately decided to let the other party experience the harshness of society.

Seeing the Maserati moving forward at a steady pace alongside him, Lü Ming pretended to approach, and taking advantage of the other car's unpreparedness, he pounced and landed on the hood of the other car. The driver inside seemed to be startled and quickly slammed on the brakes. Using the momentum, Lü Ming fell to the side as if he had been hit, and landed heavily on the ground.

"You hit someone! You hit someone who looks like a person!"

"A Maserati hit someone! The license plate number is Yue B·65777! Help!!"

A tall, slender woman with an amazing waist-to-hip ratio, fair skin, and long hair got out of the car and approached her with a speechless expression: "Are you alright?"

"My lumbar spine is broken!" Lu Ming was about to lament his terrible condition when he suddenly saw a familiar face. He stared at it in disbelief: "Reba?"

Dilraba crossed her arms over her chest, dragging her not-so-lightweight assets, and looked at the young man with a smile in her eyes.

“Even if it’s someone you know, you still have to pay compensation if you hit someone!” Lu Ming hesitated for a moment, then gritted his teeth: “Given our relationship, just transfer 520000 to me and we’ll call it even.”

"You make half the money from strangers and a grand slam from acquaintances, right?" Dilraba chuckled and said reproachfully, "Brother, my car has a dashcam, you should get up, the ground is cold."

"I don't understand what you're saying, but anyway, if you hit someone, you have to pay!" Lu Ming rolled over, already covered in mud, not caring at all about getting his clothes dirty. He wiped his face with his hand, instantly smearing a large patch of blood on his handsome face, and then opened his arms to Dilraba: "Look what you did to me, I'm bleeding so much!"

"Brother, do you mean I sprinted forward at a speed of up to 1 decimeter per second and bumped into you, causing you to bleed?" Reba said weakly.

Lu Ming thought for a moment, then said firmly, "You can understand it that way!"

"Alright then, get up first, I'll pay you back later." Reba, both amused and exasperated, knelt down and helped Lü Ming up.

Passersby recognized Dilraba and wanted to ask for her autograph, but when they saw Lü Ming stand up from the ground, they all immediately turned around and ran away.

In today's Chinese entertainment industry, who doesn't know the names of those washed-up celebrities?!
Lu Ming sat in the luxurious passenger seat and looked around. There were some pink pig plush toys on the passenger seat, and a label that said "Husband's Exclusive". As he was looking around, he saw Dilraba get in the car and fiddle with her phone for a bit. The next second, Lu Ming's phone beeped.

He clicked on it and saw a transfer notification in the chat window.

[Little Gummy Bears] has transferred 200000 yuan to you!

[Little Gummy Bears] has transferred 200000 yuan to you!

【[Little Gummy Bear] has transferred 120000 yuan to you!】 Lu Ming looked at the honest and unassuming Reba in shock, then looked at the page on his phone in disbelief. He suddenly fell silent.

"Really spinning?" Lu Ming looked at Reba in disbelief.

Reba replied matter-of-factly, "Didn't you ask me to compensate you?"

"Okay!" Lu Ming took a deep breath: "Seeing how sincere you are, I'll forgive you this time. Next time something like this happens, tell me in advance."

After saying that, Lü Ming tapped the button several times to transfer all the money into his cash balance.

Dilraba looked at Lü Ming with a smile that was both skeptical and slightly surprised.

Just then, his message notifications went off like crazy, ringing incessantly, and he received one call after another. Lu Ming ignored all the unimportant calls and called Xiao Ya back.

"Brother, how come you got into a fight with someone just because you're participating in a music variety show?" Xiaoya's voice was full of fear.

"You know, when you're in the world of martial arts, you're not always in control of your own destiny." Lü Ming sighed, then glanced at Reba and saw her staring intently at his profile. Lü Ming sighed with profound emotion, "I offered my heart to the bright moon, but the bright moon shone on the gutter."

"Bro, appearing on a music variety show is like going to university," Xiaoya muttered in a low voice. "If you were to appear on a few more music variety shows, wouldn't you leave behind three hundred famous poems?"

Lu Ming said unhappily, "Xiao Ya, you've changed. You've gone astray!"

"It's all thanks to your influence!"

Lü Ming: "..."

He never imagined that one day he would be choked by his assistant.

"In short, the internet is in an uproar right now, especially your Weibo, which has been flooded with comments from Teacher Yang, Teacher Hua, and Sister Zheng's fans. The situation is not optimistic. Most importantly, your hotel room number has been revealed!"

Lu Ming exclaimed in surprise: "Five-star hotel customer information can be leaked?"

"The hotel receptionist is a fan of Teacher Hua. She was just slacking off at work, ready to admire her idol's stunning good looks, when suddenly she saw that her idol had been... sigh, it's all tears. Anyway, you should find another hotel tonight, just in case. Don't go back, I'll have someone pick up your luggage for you!"

"We've already spent the money, how can we just say we won't stay? Over a thousand yuan a night has been wasted!" Lü Ming said earnestly.
"Xiaoya, we're on the path of entrepreneurship now, so we should save money wherever we can. Saving an extra thousand yuan means we can give our employees more bonuses. I don't mind if I, as the boss, suffer a little!"

"Brother, is there a pretty girl next to you? It's just the two of us in the studio, why would we need to take care of other employees?" Xiaoya said honestly.

Lü Ming: "..."

He glanced furtively at Dilraba, who was trying not to laugh, and coughed lightly, "Okay, I understand."

"What do you know?" Xiaoya was about to say something when Lü Ming had already hung up the phone.

"There's nothing I can do. I'm always humble in front of my assistant, and over time, she's gotten used to being low-key too. If she has ten yuan, she'll insist it's one yuan. She's just being modest for no reason."

"Brother, everyone in the country knows your situation, so stop pretending. It's not hard to see that you've been having a tough time lately. If we don't let you earn some money, who knows, one day this top star of the entertainment industry might actually be faking an accident on the street." Dilraba giggled.

Seeing Lü Ming's disheveled appearance, she burst into a series of silvery laughs, which became increasingly unrestrained. She then bent her knees and hugged her snow-white legs, trembling uncontrollably.

"I was shoveling them in there, not you, right?!" Lu Ming snorted, his eyes filled with hostility.

Reba immediately recalled the fear of being dominated by the mud and quickly shut up.

"Tell me! How many times have you done this before!" Lu Ming suddenly questioned sharply.

Dilraba blinked: "What, which time?"

“We’ve been chatting for at least an hour every day these past few days. I thought you were a decent woman, so I got into the car with you. I never expected you to have a husband!” Lu Ming pointed to the sticker on the passenger side panel: “Given our current relationship, are you sure your husband won’t be jealous if he finds out?”

Dilraba rolled her eyes and said reproachfully, "Big brother, that was put up by my boss."

"You even went after the boss?!"

Dilraba said, looking aggrieved, "My boss is Boss Yang, Sister Mi!"

"Oh, then tell me, how many men have actually sat in your passenger seat? Tell the truth."

"Only you, you are the only one!" Dilraba said firmly.

Lu Ming suspected: "A woman who can casually transfer 520000 yuan to a man she's only known for less than half a month, you must be a womanizer. Tell me, do you often treat other people this well too!"

"Isn't that what you wanted?"

"You'll give it to me if I ask?"

"..." Dilraba was silent for a moment, then bit her thin lips with a wronged look: "Brother, I really haven't transferred money to anyone else, and I've never been in a relationship. It's more real than real gold!"

"you swear!"

"I swear!"

"I do not believe!"

"..." Dilraba looked as helpless as a man at this moment, and said wearily, "There's nothing I can do if that's how you think."

"Look, I've only asked you a few questions and you're already dodging the issue. Women, can't you just talk to me properly? If you talk properly and explain slowly, I'll definitely believe you. I just want your attitude. I didn't expect you to get impatient after only a few words. You really disappoint me."

Dilraba: "I really didn't..."

"I won't listen!" Lu Ming interrupted decisively, covering his ears.

Reba sighed deeply, her brows furrowed. At that moment, she suddenly understood why men loved to smoke.

After staring at Lü Ming in thought for a moment, she suddenly picked up her phone and fiddled with it a few times.

Suddenly, a 'ding-dong' notification sound came from Lü Ming's phone.

He picked it up and looked at it.

[Little Gummy Bears] has transferred 200000 yuan to you!

[Little Gummy Bears] has transferred 200000 yuan to you!

[Little Gummy Bears] has transferred 120000 yuan to you!

[Note: This is a voluntary donation.]

"Take it and spend it," Reba sighed.

Lu Ming's eyes cleared: "Baby, do you need a boyfriend? How about we start dating? I don't have many good points, but I'm single-minded and law-abiding. Let me make it clear first, I like you purely because I'm moved by your wonderful qualities. Money doesn't matter to me. I've always believed that true love conquers all!"

"What qualities of mine impressed you?" Dilraba smiled.

Lü Ming: "Not materialistic! Not money-worshipping!"

"Do you even need to tell me that?" Reba snorted and silently started the car.

……

　Asking for a monthly ticket.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)