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Chapter 51: Netizens Burst into Laughter! The Biggest Live Streaming Accident in the History of Chinese Music Has Been Born! [Seeking Monthly Tickets]

Completely letting loose, Lü Ming seemed to transform into a contemporary martial arts master, unleashing a series of smooth and powerful whip kicks that landed squarely on the two men.

The highly entertaining scene prompted the audience to exclaim "Holy crap!" repeatedly.

"Ouch!"

"Help!!!"

Teacher Yang and Teacher Hua were beaten so badly they were running away in terror, their previous ferocity completely gone. They were both trying to escape the scene of the accident, while pleading for help from the staff below the stage with choked sobs.

But the staff shook their heads like rattles, not daring to go forward at all.

Just then, Teacher Hua accidentally stepped on the egg yolk on the stage, slipped, and before Lü Ming could catch up, she fell heavily to the floor with a 'thud'.

quack!

There was a sound like something breaking. Mr. Yang, who was nearby, was shouting for help with his mouth wide open when he suddenly felt something hard go down his throat, which made him choke and his eyes water.

"Cough cough cough..."

"What's going on? What is that?!"

Teacher Yang looked around and saw Teacher Hua raise her head with a scream. Her mouth was full of blood. Teacher Hua touched her mouth and was immediately horrified: "My teeth, my teeth are broken! Help me find my teeth!!"

"Teeth?!" Teacher Yang touched his Adam's apple, then stared in disbelief at Teacher Hua's gums. Where his front teeth used to be, there was now a hole, which looked quite comical.

Thinking of the hard object that had just caused her so much pain, Teacher Yang suddenly felt nauseous and bent over to gag violently.

When Teacher Hua saw him like this, she was shocked: "Did you swallow my tooth?"

"Spit it out, spit it out now!"

"Stop talking nonsense, I want to vomit too!" Teacher Yang shouted, "Stop that blabbermouth right now!"

Now completely excited, Lü Ming roared, "Little darling, Grandpa's here!!"

Using the sticky egg liquid on the floor, he immediately launched a sliding tackle and dashed away!
As if triggered by a stress response, Teacher Yang, who was bent over, tried to dodge, but before Lü Ming could get over, he slipped and fell face-first into the mud with a loud 'bang,' his front teeth making intimate contact with the floor!
The next second, his front tooth popped out!

Everything happened in an instant. Teacher Yang didn't even feel the pain. When he came to his senses, he belatedly realized that he was rolling on the ground in pain, yelling, "Damn it, I've knocked out my front teeth!"

"Did I knock it? Did I knock it? You're putting all the blame on me. Just because I'm not famous, does that mean I deserve to be bullied by you guys?"

"Take this scoop!!"

Lu Ming was completely unaware. Looking at the slippery egg liquid all over the ground, he seemed to have discovered a new world and started playing with it right away.

Teacher Hua had just stood up from the ground, covering her mouth and nose, when she saw Lü Ming use the slippery ground to slide and pounce on her, sending her flying with a thud.

"Holy shit!" Teacher Hua exclaimed in pain, cursing excitedly, "You f***ing flop! Don't even think about ever making it in the music scene again. I'm going to blacklist you. You're finished, your whole life is over!"

Lu Ming remained silent, simply shoveling from left to right and from right to left, back and forth, repeatedly. As the slippery egg liquid spread, the spacious stage floor seemed to be covered with lubricant.

The two men couldn't even stand up. They fell down as soon as they got up, and lay down as soon as they sat up. The violent falls and pain left them unable to resist. They surrendered and lay flat on the smooth floor. But the bastard was still relentless. He even slid over and used them as bowling balls, sending them several meters away!
Teacher Hua and Teacher Yang are on the verge of a mental breakdown.

Sin! !

【666! 】

This is insane!!

I was laughing so hard I was practically rolling on the floor. The bunk bed was wobbling back and forth, and my friend on the lower bunk thought I was giving him some kind of pep talk.

Is this nobody even human?!

Other celebrities create drama for the sake of social interaction, but for washed-up celebrities, it's all just for the sake of the show!

[Never before in the history of the Chinese music scene has such a spectacular scene occurred; today's episode will surely go down in history!]

My daughter is a fan of Teacher Hua. Seeing her idol get tackled to the ground, she kept kneeling in front of the screen, begging the washed-up celebrity to leave her idol alone. She was almost crying her eyes out, and I was almost dying of laughter!

[Hahahaha!]

The onlookers were ecstatic.

But Yang and Hua's fans were extremely anxious, pacing back and forth in front of the screen.

[You damn f***ing idiot, stop it right now!]

[Mr. Yang has been in the music industry for over twenty years and has spent half his life as a mentor, and he's never been offended like this before!]

[Even Teacher Hua was brought to tears by the shovel, and you still won't stop? You won't be satisfied until you've shoveled something as cute as Pigeon!]

My flowers!!!

【Seriously, are all the staff on this show dead? Can't they see that Teacher Hua and Teacher Yang knocked out their teeth? Are these damn staff members just going to stand by and watch from the sidelines instead of coming up and subduing these washed-up actors?】

Where are the security guards? Where are the security guards?!

[What were those fans doing there? All they did was take pictures with their phones. Why the hell didn't you go and drag that washed-up actor away?!]

[Teacher Hua's teeth are worth your lives. If anything happens to Gege, everyone in the production team can expect to be buried with Teacher Hua.]

Even if he's completely washed up now, it's not enough to make up for the harm he caused to Teacher Yang.

[Hua Hua has never suffered such injustice in her life. She almost lost her life just to record a show. How much psychological trauma will this leave her for?!]

The insects and flowers were heartbroken to see their own creatures screaming in agony.

Especially the flower girls, seeing their usually handsome and beautiful pigeons in such a miserable state, each of them felt their hearts break.

That's the pigeon they usually cherish and protect, afraid of dropping it or losing it. They wouldn't even dare to say a harsh word to it!

Damn it, this is a terrible coffee shop!

Are you trying to ruin the Chinese music scene?!

"You idiot!" Seeing Lü Ming's brutality and ferocity, Sister Zheng immediately grabbed a basket and rushed to the two victims, her voice trembling as she stopped him: "Teacher Hua and Teacher Yang are almost shoveled up by you, aren't you going to stop?!"

Teacher Yang and Teacher Hua looked at Sister Zheng, who rushed in front of them and stopped Hu Ka, with barely breathing. Their grievances burst forth instantly, and they burst into tears just like bullied children seeing their mother.

Sister Zheng is such a kind and honest person!

"Aren't we together?" Lu Ming asked suspiciously.

Sister Zheng's beautiful eyes widened: "Who said I'm with a washed-up bastard like you!"

"You prepared so many eggs for me, creating a great stage for me to perform, and then you threw them at them. Weren't you helping me?" Lu Ming said matter-of-factly.

Teacher Yang: "???"

Teacher Hua: "!!!"

The two spat out the blood in their mouths and looked at Sister Zheng with accusing eyes.

Yes.

If it weren't for that bastard Sister Zheng bringing such a huge pile of eggs, they wouldn't have been shoveled by that blabbermouth until their mouths were bleeding and even their front teeth were broken!
"So it was you who was behind this! I should have known..." Teacher Yang said with a look of sudden realization, "You must have seen that the flop is popular now, and you've probably been thinking about getting back together with him. You keep calling me Teacher Yang, but you've always been thinking about your old flame. Little Zheng, you've really hidden it well!"

"So you're using the two of us as a pledge of loyalty?!" Teacher Hua exclaimed in disbelief.

Sister Zheng: "???"

Sister Zheng immediately looked at Lü Ming in disbelief, her head buzzing, completely dumbfounded.

"That bastard caused me so much harm, I couldn't wait for him to get back together with that nobody, how could I possibly get back together with him? Why would I get back together with him, just to be dumped by him?!" Sister Zheng accused excitedly.

"Look how popular he is!" Teacher Hua asked sourly.

Sister Zheng cursed, "Even if this bastard becomes famous throughout the domestic entertainment industry, becomes famous overseas, or even becomes famous beyond the Milky Way, he is destined never to gain my approval!"

"You bastard, you ate a whole basketful of my food!"

Enraged, Sister Zheng, as if to prove that she had never had such an absurd idea, immediately grabbed a basket and rushed forward, smashing it heavily on Lü Ming's head.

Lü Ming: "???"

"You only shoveled them, but not you, right?"

The next second, to Sister Zheng's astonishment, Lü Ming suddenly swept her down on the stage with a leg sweep, followed by a sliding tackle, making intimate contact with Teacher Hua's handsome face with the sole of his shoe.

"Ah! My face!!" Teacher Hua screamed in agony.

Sister Zheng landed on her bottom with a thud. Because she was so thin, the jolting made her bottom ache. Before she could even react to what had happened, she saw Lü Ming already in front of her. He leaned back and slid in, sending her flying three meters away!

Sister Zheng's eyes were filled with horror, as if she couldn't believe that the man who used to listen to her every word, even praising her as his goddess and taking out a loan for her, now dared to be so rude to her in public!
Both Teacher Yang and Teacher Hua were stunned.

This bastard will even stab women when he goes crazy!
"Stop!" Seeing Lü Ming turn around and rush towards him again, looking like he was about to go crazy, Teacher Yang hurriedly shouted in a trembling voice, "You idiot... I, Teacher Yang, am old and ignorant. If I did anything wrong before, please forgive this old man."

"Why should we give in to him? Does this bastard think he can wipe us out?" Teacher Hua spat out a mouthful of blood, staring at Lü Ming with a face full of resentment: "You just wait and see. If I don't remove you from the Chinese music scene after today, I'm not a Hua!"

As everyone knows, the Chinese music scene belongs to the Hua family. "Call me a nobody, call me a nobody, you admit your mistake and still call me a nobody, is that it?" Lü Ming went up and gave Teacher Yang a hard slap to bring him to his senses. Then, calling him Teacher Yang on the left and Teacher Hua on the right, he pulled the two together. He casually picked up a sticky egg yolk from the floor covered in egg yolk and scum, his eyes gleaming with excitement: "You two teachers must be starving after all this time!"

"This place is full of fresh ingredients; I'll make sure your mouths are filled with their delicious aroma!"

Before Teacher Yang could finish speaking, Lü Ming suddenly seized the opportunity and slapped the egg yolk he was holding into her mouth.

Teacher Yang swallowed it with a 'gulp', and her eyes immediately welled up with tears.

"My teeth are still inside your stomach!" Teacher Hua's eyes widened in disbelief.

If he could spit it out in time, he could at least take it to the hospital to get it fixed. Dentures are nice, but compared to that, it's always more reassuring to use original parts from the manufacturer. But seeing Teacher Yang swallow another egg yolk, Teacher Hua suddenly felt like the sky had fallen.

It seems I'll have to wait until tomorrow to poop...

Is it even worth keeping?!

The next second, Lü Ming treated the egg liquid and yolk like paste, smearing them all over the two men's faces. He then quickly filled their mouths with egg liquid whenever he could. The two men felt nauseous and struggled, biting their teeth tightly. However, because their front teeth had been knocked out, their mouths were now slightly open, and the egg liquid poured into their mouths like a beverage.

"Drink! Give it to me!!"

"As public figures, cherishing food is everyone's responsibility and obligation. Do you know how many people starve to death every year because they can't afford to eat? Do you know how hard it is for a hen to lay an egg? Do you know how many children in rural primary schools can't eat eggs more than a few times a year? No, you don't know, you only care about yourselves!"

Lu Ming was in high spirits. He frantically scooped up the runny egg liquid from the ground and shoved it into the mouths of the two men, all the while muttering rapidly, "Do you know how shameful it is to waste eggs? Today I'll show you how many delicious dishes you can make with eggs!"

"Tomato and egg stir-fry, mushroom and egg stir-fry, beef and egg stir-fry, pork and egg stir-fry, green vegetable and egg stir-fry, chive and egg stir-fry, lettuce and egg stir-fry, cucumber and egg stir-fry, pumpkin and egg stir-fry!"

"I'll fry you two bastards!!"

In the end, Lü Ming covered the mouths of the two men, one in each hand, who were already stuffed, to prevent them from spitting out their food, and then quietly savored the peace of mind that followed.

【Fuck! Damn it! Damn it! 】

Unfortunately, I'm uncultured; all I can say is "Holy crap!"

[Teacher Yang and Teacher Hua are now together!]

[This is ridiculous! My mom has been cooking for decades and she still can't name all the scrambled eggs dishes. This guy is babbling on and on like he's doing a combo in a video game. It made me laugh so hard I almost peed my pants.]

I stood up right in front of the screen to watch it!

Wait a minute, why did I stand up reflexively too?

[Everyone stand up!!!]

[Teacher Yang: It's your old flame who wasted the eggs, what does it have to do with me!]

[Teacher Hua: If you want to find fault, you can always find a pretext.]

Lu Ming only let go after confirming that they had swallowed all the precious food.

Perhaps Mr. Yang choked, or perhaps he felt that he had suffered too much mental shock. At this moment, with his stomach full of egg liquid, he stared at the ceiling with a sense of hopelessness, and two lines of clear tears slowly rolled down his cheeks.

He raised his arm, pointing tremblingly at Lü Ming with his index finger, his mouth moving as if he wanted to say something.

Lu Ming grabbed his hand and snapped his fingers upwards: "Teacher Yang, you don't need to thank me. If you're still hungry, come to my house next time, and I'll arrange a special scrambled egg feast for you!"

In pain, Teacher Yang's forehead veins bulged, and especially when he heard the tone of the man selling swords, he couldn't catch his breath, his neck tilted to the side, and he fainted!

Lu Ming glanced at Teacher Hua again.

Teacher Hua's eyes were empty at this moment, like a young maiden whose life had been ruined, staring at the ceiling above the stage with a face full of despair.

Noticing Lü Ming's gaze, he suddenly burped and, with a 'whoosh,' spat out a round egg yolk. Luckily, Lü Ming reacted quickly and shoved the egg yolk back into his mouth!
Teacher Hua: "!!!"

He stared wide-eyed at Lü Ming.

"The magic of spewing egg yolks out of thin air is rarely seen in circuses across the country." Lu Ming exclaimed in amazement: "I can only say that he is indeed a great magician. His skills are not only to perform magic and exorcise evil spirits, but also to perform. No wonder the Chinese music scene is dominated by the Chinese. I think I understand now."

You son of a bitch!
Teacher Hua stared at Lü Ming with eyes that seemed to bulge out.

Damn it, you bum, as long as I'm still alive in the Chinese entertainment industry, you won't have an easy time!
Overwhelmed with anger and shame, Teacher Hua thought about the tragic experiences she had gone through in such a short time. Her inner world finally collapsed. Due to the excessive mental stimulation, she tilted her head and fainted from anger.

See this situation.

All the flowers had a bicycle that they usually treasured and were even reluctant to ride, but now that bastard was standing up and pedaling it, even getting the chain stuck. It seemed that the bastard would rather break it than get off and push it!
Our flowers—

What terrible things did he do to deserve such treatment from a washed-up celebrity?!

[The flower has collapsed; it's been ruined by a washed-up celebrity!]

How can I ever look at him the same way again?

The flowers felt like the sky had fallen, and they all cried their hearts out.

Their idol, whom they had carefully nurtured for over a decade, has had his idol's halo completely shattered because of a worthless jerk. Just thinking about this makes people want to rush into the screen and bite that jerk to death on the spot!

And at this time.

Seeing that the two teachers had stopped moving, Lü Ming looked at Sister Zheng and slid in front of her.

Before Sister Zheng could even stand up, she stumbled backward, her face filled with terror, using both hands and feet to stagger backward.

Having witnessed the tragic state of the two teachers, and seeing Lu Ming's fierce expression, the usually self-assured Sister Zheng was now as frightened as a panicked little hamster!

"Hu... Lü Ming, do you still remember me by the lake at the Temple of Heaven that year? You begged me to be your girlfriend back then, and that's when we started!" Sister Zheng didn't know why she brought up the past again. At this moment, she only had one thought in her mind: to try to awaken Lü Ming's feelings and conscience towards her. So, Sister Zheng pretended to be pitiful: "You definitely won't hurt me, right?"

“Yes,” Lu Ming said, “Given our friendship, of course I will take good care of you!”

Sister Zheng breathed a sigh of relief, but at the same time felt a little smug. She knew that this bastard hadn't gotten over his previous relationship. Although he seemed strong on the surface, he couldn't let go of her in his heart.

Hmph! I knew I had predicted it!

"Close your eyes!" Lu Ming suddenly squatted down.

Sister Zheng was taken aback: "What?"

“Just shut up when I tell you to. Why are you making so many questions?” Lu Ming’s expression left no room for argument.

Sister Zheng's heart trembled for a moment. She immediately felt that the other person's way of speaking was completely different from what she had known in the past. The sense of disconnect was extremely strong. She didn't know why she obeyed, but she obediently closed her eyes.

As darkness fell, Sister Zheng leaned forward, and a few strange thoughts suddenly popped into her head.

This bastard, he wouldn't be planning to force a kiss on me in public, would he?
No way, no way! With Teacher Yang and Teacher Hua's fates unknown, this live broadcast mishap is quite unromantic, even though it has garnered a lot of attention.
at this time.

Suddenly, the audience gasped in surprise, and the crowd erupted in excitement as if witnessing a marriage proposal.

Sister Zheng shuddered and was about to open her eyes when she heard Lü Ming's gentle voice: "Don't open your eyes, I have a surprise for you!"

surprise? !
My goodness, which girl could resist those two words?
Sister Zheng closed her eyes tightly, her mind already filled with images of roses, diamond rings, and the like.

This bastard is serious!
Should I agree?
No, absolutely not!
That bastard did so many unforgivable things to her before. Although he has indeed changed a lot since breaking up with her, he is now so popular that he is famous all over the country. Even his musical talent has been brought out, so he can be considered talented...

But just now, this bastard even showed no mercy and knocked her to the ground in front of everyone, making her bottom still hurt.

How can such a heinous act be so easily forgiven?!

She had already mentally rehearsed the scene of publicly rejecting the unknown actor and embarrassing him.

The next second, her tightly closed lips were suddenly pried open. Sister Zheng's heart trembled. She instinctively stuck out her tongue, and immediately, a pungent and spicy taste filled her mouth.

"???" Sister Zheng's little head buzzed: "Wasabi! It's wasabi!!"

She suddenly opened her eyes and saw that Lü Ming was holding a tube of wasabi as thick as a toothpaste tube in his hand. At this moment, the latter seemed to have some deep hatred for her. His expression was ferocious, his lips were pursed, and his teeth were clenched. He was squeezing it with almost all his might!
My mouth was suddenly filled with a huge amount of wasabi!

Sister Zheng's eyes widened in terror, and she hurriedly struggled, using her hands and feet to make stammering noises.

"My dear, once you've eaten and drunk your fill, Grandpa's off!" Lu Ming, feeling exhilarated after his misdeeds, didn't give Sister Zheng a chance to talk to him and sprinted toward the studio exit.

"Ugh... Damn it, cough cough cough!" The next second, this innocent flower in the Chinese entertainment industry, regarded by countless fans as their first love, was choked by a mouthful of wasabi and immediately broke down in tears!
"woo woo woo woo!"

"You son of a bitch, you're not human, you have no heart!"

"Ugh... Crackling... Help... Help me... Water... Give me water!!"

Sister Zheng spat out the large clump of wasabi in her mouth with a "pui pui pui" sound, and immediately broke down mentally, chasing after Lü Ming in the direction he had fled.

But the pungent smell still lingered in her mouth and nasal cavity, and her vision was blurred with tears. At this moment, the small pearls were gushing out like tap water, and Sister Zheng was so choked that she couldn't even open her eyes.

The next second, her eyes rolled back, and she stumbled and fell onto the stage, instantly choked by the spicy wasabi!

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