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Chapter 29 Wu Qian: My hemorrhoids have burst! Help!! [Requesting monthly votes]

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[Move—Treasure!!]

[Holy crap, what happened?! My eyes!]

[It looks like he's sitting on a bamboo shoot! I'm not mistaken, he's sitting on a bamboo shoot!]

[I suddenly felt a tightness in my anus!]

It looks painful!

[Huka fell from such a height, still clinging to the horizontal bar, and acted as if nothing had happened. Qianbao, seeing the danger, tried to evade, but nearly lost his life!]

[He can even pull himself up to the horizontal bar by jumping ahead of time while carrying someone on his back; his core explosive power is truly amazing!]

[The PE students are drooling!]

[You've ruined Gege, you bum!]

[If anything happens to Gege, I'll pay with my life!]

Faced with this sudden live stream mishap, the chat exploded.

Chao Ge and his group rushed forward to check on him. Even Lü Ming, who was holding the horizontal bar below and looking completely bewildered, subconsciously turned around to look. When he saw blood dripping down the edge of the platform, he exclaimed in surprise, "Men get their periods too?!"

"..." Wu Qian stared blankly at Lü Ming below.

At that moment, he didn't even have the strength to curse.

As Chao and his companions approached, they all cowered at the sight of the bloody scene before them.

They'd never seen anything like it in all their lives!
"Give me a hand, quickly pull Qian'er out..." Chao Ge carefully considered his words: "...!"

"Call an ambulance first." Chen Chichi's expression was ferocious, his thick eyebrows bulging as if dancing under the pressure of his facial features.

Li Chen wrapped his arms around Wu Qian's waist, and the others stepped forward to help pull him off the bamboo shoot. But Wu Qian, in pain, quickly stopped them, saying, "No, no! Wait a minute, let the blood flow a little longer!"

"Excessive blood loss can be dangerous!" Dilraba warned.

Although it was incredibly embarrassing to be so disheveled in front of the girl, Wu Qian still told the truth: "I... I think my hemorrhoids ruptured... I let the bad blood drain out first, I didn't die!"

Dilraba: "..."

BaBy: "..."

The two actresses quietly retreated to the back of the crowd.

When Chao and the others heard this 'good news,' they breathed a sigh of relief, but couldn't help but chuckle.

The director, who came over to check the situation, suddenly realized: "I knew it! Our custom-made bamboo shoots are all made of rubber. How could they really be that dangerous?"

"You think I'm not dangerous enough already?!" Wu Qian pointed excitedly at the director, shifted his body, and the next second, he felt a jolt of electricity, letting out a tingling moan: "Ah..."

director:"……"

"It's clear that these bamboo shoots are quite safe," Lu Ming, who arrived late, chimed in.

The director beamed with delight: "That washed-up actor is the real champion!"

"Look, Qianbao's really enjoying himself!" Seeing things were getting out of hand, Reba quickly covered Lü Ming's mouth from behind, but unfortunately, her hands were too small and she couldn't cover it up. Lü Ming looked at Qianbao, whose veins were throbbing, and praised him indistinctly: "You're pretty good at this, kid. I never dreamed that you could develop new tricks out of a small acupressure mat!"

"When you were fiddling with those things with Teacher Huang, you were probably secretly thrilled, right?"

director:"……"

He swore he would never again believe that a nobody could speak human language!
Dilraba: "..."

Can't stop it, can't stop it at all.

Enraged, Wu Qian stood up abruptly from the acupressure mat, a blood-stained lump of flesh falling to the ground. Ignoring the mess, Wu Qian, his backside dripping with blood, lunged at Lü Ming, yelling, "I'll kill you right now!"

"Qianbao, your hemorrhoids have fallen out! Your hemorrhoids have fallen to the ground!"

"Don't fucking call me that! It's disgusting, absolutely disgusting!!"

have to.

The two started fighting again!
Bystanders tried to mediate, but to no avail. Netizens watching Wu Qian's disheveled and frantic state were laughing so hard they were practically rolling on the floor, too exhausted to even send a comment.

Before long, the farce finally came to an end as the ambulance arrived and the unconscious Qianbao was lifted onto a stretcher and taken away by medical staff.

Although the final task involved the horizontal bar breaking, everything was completed within the allotted time, so the Blue Team was still considered to have passed. They quickly traveled to the second mission location to select their reward.

Only the Red Team and the Yellow Team remained. Due to Wu Qian's absence, the production team came up with a clever idea: they simply selected a fan from the nearby crowd to fill in, thus allowing the game to continue.

However, with such a major live-streaming incident, the outside world is bound to be in turmoil. Everyone's attention has shifted to the rapidly changing trending topics.

#Wu Qian transforms into a jetpack warrior in public!#
#The idol with the most water content!#
#Wu Qian sprays everywhere, big and small!#
#Wu Qian's hemorrhoids burst!#
#Wu Qian? A nobody's toy!#
#FunPlay's Latest Product: Miniature Bamboo Shoot Mold, Celebrity Style, You Deserve to Own It!#
Netizens, seeing Wu Qian dominating the trending topics, exclaimed that they had never encountered such intense gossip in their entire lives. In particular, a certain sex toy manufacturer, which claimed to use celebrity endorsements, seized the opportunity to attract the attention of countless netizens with its timely advertising slogans, quickly becoming a viral sensation.

As for Megni, who has always defended Gege?
I'm so ashamed I can't even speak.

……

On the way to the second mission location.

Dilraba asked, "What kind of grudge do you have against Teacher Huang and Wu Qian?"

“It’s not that I have a grudge against them, it’s that they’re trying to find ways to mess with me, and I can’t do anything about it.” Lu Ming Xiaoxiong spread his hands: “The reason they invited me to the Mushroom House before was because Teacher Huang and the others wanted to exploit my negative online presence. A week before the show started, all the guests of that episode of Mushroom House posted two short articles a day on Weibo, using me as a topic for sharp commentary, and frantically attracting traffic.”

"At the time, countless big names were criticizing and putting me down, which made me think I had done something heinous, and I almost wanted to jump off a building."

At this point, Lü Ming's expression suddenly turned melancholy.

Dilraba immediately panicked: "I'm sorry, I didn't know there was such an inside story."

"It's okay, I have a good attitude." Lu Ming said nonchalantly, "From that moment on, I secretly vowed that I would become the most powerful top star in the Chinese entertainment industry, and I would become incredibly famous!"

"That's how it should be, that's ambition!" Wang Baoqiang, who was driving, gave a thumbs-up in praise.

The three of them got so engrossed in their conversation that they didn't notice a fixed camera in front of them that was broadcasting live.

From this perspective, those who haven't made it big in the industry are indeed quite pitiful.

[In today's Chinese entertainment industry, everyone tries to piggyback on whoever has popularity. If someone has connections, even if they get into trouble, a lot of people will rush to defend them. But for those obscure celebrities who debuted purely based on their looks and have no connections, once they get into trouble, even a dog on the street will bark at them.]

【appropriate!】

Even now, I still don't think that what that unknown guy did was wrong. Isn't being good to your girlfriend something to be praised? How did that make him a simp?

It depends on the situation. If a young, successful man from a prominent family does this, it's considered pampering and affection. If he's young and unsuccessful, with no background, it's just being a sycophant. Actually, people used to call this behavior affectionate, but now, due to various external factors, it's categorized as being a sycophant.

[An idol, at his peak, was the dream man of countless girls. He simply did what most boys do in love, and as a result, he was ridiculed online as a simp, leading to his downfall. This incident tells us that if you have money, don't fall in love. I earn a million a year, and I used to still have some illusions about love, but now I'm completely indifferent. Being alone is quite nice.]

[Don't let your past experiences as a struggling celebrity define all good girls. I think you have a problem with your thinking. I've sent you my contact information privately. Add me as a friend and I'll help you correct your mindset!]

The army of critics was overflowing with sympathy for Wu Qian's tragic fate, and as soon as they switched screens, they saw this nobody trying to whitewash himself, which attracted a lot of sympathy.

Hei Zi was immediately displeased.

[Is this how they start playing the victim to whitewash their image?]

[You even jumped off the building? If you're going to jump, then just do it! Anyone can talk big!]

I didn't expect anyone to sympathize with this washed-up celebrity. Are all the sycophants here just looking in the mirror?

[You think you're going to be the most powerful top influencer, the hottest star in the world? Once this wave of negative publicity dies down, you'll be blacklisted by the Chinese entertainment industry. What are you daydreaming about this so early in the morning?!]

[It's a tragedy for the Chinese entertainment industry that a beautiful but useless person, whose only redeeming quality is her looks, can have fans!]

Once the hater made that comment, many rational bystanders also joined in the online debate, and for a time, netizens from all sides were arguing fiercely, making the comment section completely chaotic. Not long after...

The three members of the Blue Team arrived in the suburbs. Seeing the staff holding up signs with the R logo in the distance, the three immediately got out of the car and quickly came to a long table with two cards on it.

The staff member indicated, "You can choose one of the two cards."

"Can we look through them before we choose?" Dilraba asked.

After the staff nodded in agreement, she stepped forward and opened one of the cards, which read: Brand Name Miniature Card.

The other card is a brand expansion card.

"In the final name tag ripping game, you can use one of these two prop cards to designate any member to receive either the big name tag or the small name tag."

“Then the smaller name tag is definitely better, it’s not as easy to tear off.” Dilraba chuckled.

Lü Ming: "You're so smart."

"That's right." Rarely praised, Dilraba smiled, but she quickly noticed Lu Ming's obviously perfunctory expression and immediately pouted: "Please, we're teammates, why are you being sarcastic to me?"

"No, I'm telling the truth."

Dilraba gave a light snort, her face saying, "Do you think I believe that?"

The two item cards are clearly of different values. The big name tag is used to target a troublesome opponent from another team, while the small name tag is naturally used for self-protection. Lu Ming likes a saying among gamers: "You can only deal damage if you're alive." The same applies to variety shows: you can only get screen time if you're alive. Once you're eliminated, you can only wait in jail for the game to end. So, they naturally chose the small name tag card.

"Who will get this little name tag?" Dilraba asked, holding up the prop card.

Lu Ming grinned: "Is that even a question?"

【coming. 】

He's about to start licking Dilraba.

[He's having a licking urge; this is the licking Ming I know!]

[He's already flirting with Dilraba on their very first meeting, doesn't Hu Ming have any shame?!]

Those who criticize Ming are full of contempt.

Dilraba avoided eye contact and said modestly, "It wouldn't be appropriate for me. I can't help you much; at most, I'll just prevent you from being torn apart so easily..."

"I didn't expect you to have some self-awareness." Lü Ming glanced at Dilraba with a surprised expression and explained:
"I wasn't planning on giving it to you anyway. It's no different from not having it on you at all. In fact, the name tag is too small and it will affect your popularity. You're more suited to wearing big name tags, preferably the kind that can fill the whole screen. That way, even if it gets torn off, the audience will still remember your name. You'll be in a good position either way!"

Dilraba: "???"

"But it's different for me. When this thing is on my body, it's like a tiger growing wings or a cow riding a rocket. I'm awesome no matter what!"

Dilraba stared blankly at Lü Ming: "Although...but...how can you be so ungentlemanly!"

“There’s no way around it, it’s all learned from experience.” Lu Ming looked nostalgic: “When I was a gentleman, I was called a simp. I pretended to be a gentleman for three years, ruined my career, had my house auctioned off, and was burdened with loans. Now that I’ve finally escaped the abyss, I don’t want to be pretentious anymore.”

"..." Dilraba looked at Lü Ming in surprise: "You're quite good at rhyming!"

"Hey, you were like a cheetah on the acupressure mat before. Even if you couldn't tear it off, you could just run away. Even Li Chen couldn't catch you. You don't need this little name tag." Wang Baoqiang exclaimed, "Reba is a girl who has gone through life and death with us. We should take better care of her. Let's stick it on Reba."

“Brother Baoqiang, I…I’m fine…” Dilraba waved her hand.

Lu Ming interrupted: "Listen to this, it's settled then. Just put it on for me, I'll handle the C!"

"What does C mean?" Dilraba blinked curiously.

"Don't pry into other people's business."

Dilraba: "..."

Wang Baoqiang looked conflicted, and Lü Ming explained earnestly:
“Brother Baoqiang, not to be rude, but your ideas are too outdated. Nowadays, the internet is advocating for girls to be independent and self-reliant. If we blindly side with her, we might end up harming Dilraba. Haters might use this as an excuse to criticize her for being pretentious and selfish. Even we might be labeled as sexist!”

"So many rules?" Wang Baoqiang was shocked.

Lü Ming looked at Reba: "Tell Brother Qiang if this is the case."

"..." Dilraba's expression was complicated: "What exactly have you been through?!"

"Haven't you heard my story?"

"I've only heard a little about it." Dilraba stared intently at Lü Ming with her beautiful eyes. "But every word you say is full of stories!"

Who said washed-up celebrities are just licking boots?

For some reason, I really enjoyed watching Dilraba's astonished expression.

[The simp awakens, he becomes a wolf warrior!]

【No way, Dilraba is a hundred times prettier than his ex. Can some washed-up actress indulge Zheng Jie, but not my Dilraba? So in the end, it was my Dilraba who made the wrong choice?!】

[Are the haters still saying I'm a sycophant?]

This is what a high-quality man looks like!

Netizens exclaimed that they thoroughly enjoyed watching it.

After everyone put away the prop cards, they went to rest in the guesthouse room that the production team had booked nearby. It was already close to noon, and by the time the other teams arrived, it would be lunchtime. Obviously, the second game would not start recording until the afternoon.

Not long after, the three members of the Red Team arrived by car. Seeing the remaining prop card, they excitedly collected it and followed them into the room. The Yellow Team arrived last and naturally got nothing. Frustrated, they vented their frustration on the food after dinner.

Three o'clock in the afternoon.

The recording continued, and just as everyone was getting ready to gather together, they heard the roar of motorcycles coming from afar.

Upon closer inspection, Wu Qian, who had just been the subject of two incidents that morning—one involving a fountain and the other a burst hemorrhoid that made him a laughingstock online—was now riding a motorcycle, beaming with pride and shouting excitedly at Lü Ming:

"You bum, your brother Qian is taking you in!!!"

Lü Ming: "???"

Oh no, it seems like Bi Yang really wants to create something like him!
As the Harley-Davidson motorcycles approached without slowing down, the members of the group, who had been chatting and laughing just a moment ago, suddenly changed their expressions and scattered like startled chickens and ducks.

"Wu Qian, calm down!"

"Stop right now! Don't play with your life!"

"Think about your career, think about your parents, you absolutely must not go down the path of crime!"

Even Teacher Huang rarely spoke in human language.

"I'm still trending on social media, what career have I built? You're a flop, I'll make you a legend!!"

The crowd's attempts to persuade Wu Qian not only failed to bring him to his senses, but also had the opposite effect. Wu Qian's expression turned ferocious, and he twisted the throttle to the floor. The motorcycle let out a low roar, lifted its nose up once, and roared as it charged forward!
Everyone turned around in horror and saw that Lü Ming, who was next to them just a second ago, had run more than ten meters away!

"Burn out!!"

"No matter where you run to in the world, I'll make you look like me!"

The motorcycle turned and disappeared in the blink of an eye, appearing not far behind Lü Ming. Excited, Wu Qian slowed down appropriately, obviously just to scare him. He maintained a steady speed and watched Hu Ka running wildly. The pent-up frustration in his heart was instantly swept away, followed by a feeling of refreshment and joy!

"Run! Where do you think you're going?!"

"Little flying stick, NO~~"

Suddenly, Lü Ming grabbed a tree trunk and, using the momentum, swayed to the side, making way for the motorcycle speeding behind him. Wu Qian didn't think anything of it at first, but the next moment, his expression changed drastically!
There's a huge pit ahead!
It's full of sticky mud!
"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

"Help!"

Wu Qian didn't have time to brake, so he quickly let go of the handlebars and performed a cool mid-air jump in front of the entire internet audience under the PD's live broadcast camera. As the motorcycle plunged into the mud, splashing mud everywhere, Wu Qian, screaming in agony, followed with a "plop" and fell headfirst into the mud.

The entire thing is submerged, silencing the sound in a second!
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