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Chapter 28 Completely! Utterly! Mad! Crazy! The two idols fought their way from the Hundred Herbs Garden to the Three Flavors Study! [Seeking monthly votes]

"Xiao Qian is the greatest idol I've ever seen in my entire career as an artist!" Deng Chao, the team leader of Running Man, stepped forward and said, "Surprise, everyone watching!"

"You didn't expect this, did you? This is street art that our program team designed in advance. The purpose is to call on young people to protect their bodies. Life is precious, but health is even more valuable!"

"Yes, congratulations to everyone for your good fortune!" Wang Baoqiang echoed repeatedly, "Let's give Qianbao a round of applause!"

"..." Everyone was speechless.

Do you two think the audience is stupid?!

Engine oil... oops, everything leaked out all over the place, and it was even shown in close-up detail, so the viewers in the live stream must have seen it clearly!
“You’re not entirely right. Isn’t our purpose to advise young people to recognize their own limitations and act within their capabilities?” Lü Ming denied: “Looking at society today, there are many young people in all walks of life who lack ability, but they have to pretend to be capable in order to save face. Driving a 1.5T car with a 3.0T engine is the most common phenomenon!”

"We at Qianbao are taking this personally to demonstrate the terrible consequences of overestimating one's abilities!"

"Yes, that's one of the ideas." Deng Chao agreed, then shouted through a megaphone, "Regardless, someone come and get Qianbao a new pair of pants!"

"No need, my buddy can just wear mine. You guys turn around, I'll take mine off now so my buddy can wear it to cover himself!"

"Qianbao, having a brother like you is a blessing in this life!"

"..."

The two stood on opposite sides of the track, using megaphones to communicate, one after the other.

One dares to smooth things over, the other dares to chime in—these two are truly something else!

[The Running Man team's two core players are still contributing!]

[I was wondering why the bamboo shoot yield on our village's bamboo mountain was getting lower and lower; turns out these two lads have taken it all!]

I really didn't expect that besides nobodies, there would actually be some top talents in this field!

[Huka and Baoqiang are like the Crouching Dragon and the Young Phoenix, while Huka and Chaoge are like the Two Elders of Xuanming, specializing in mental attacks. This Running Man team is full of talented people, I love this show so much!]

[We've heard of cyberbullying, we've heard of passive-aggressive behavior, and now we have to add 'hot violence' and 'verbal violence,' which, as the names suggest, involve verbal abuse with a passionate attitude!]

[After returning home, Qianbao grew increasingly angry. In a fit of rage, he jumped from the eighteenth floor. He fell to the ground, his soul already on its way to the underworld. But when he turned around, he heard those two bastards still chirping. In that moment of fury, he was so enraged that his soul almost left his body!]

【You didn't let Qianbao off the hook either!】

The live stream was flooded with comments, turning into a feast for the viewers. As for the fans who had previously claimed to protect their "brother"? Gege's ugly behavior made them lose face in front of netizens once again. The furious fans were too busy cursing the washed-up celebrities to argue with the netizens.

at the same time.

Pointing and whispering among passersby, Qianbao wished he could disappear into the ground. His eyes were bloodshot. He looked down at his wet, dripping pants and began to tremble violently.

"You...have...enough!"

Lü Ming: "Qianbao, don't be afraid, we're all brothers..."

"Damn it!" Wu Qian's eyes were bloodshot. The next second, he charged at Lü Ming like a madman, his fierce eyes seeming to want to devour him: "I'll fuck you &%￥#M￥%#@!"

Lu Ming immediately turned around to leave, but Teacher Huang had already been waiting for an opportunity. Taking advantage of Lu Ming's momentary lapse in attention, he grabbed him and said, "Xiao Qian, come quick, let me help you hold him down!"

"Holy crap, this coffee looks like a cow!" Teacher Huang's expression changed.

The next second, Lü Ming dragged Teacher Huang onto the acupressure mat track area and sprinted away. The latter was hurt by the small bamboo shoots on the ground and screamed repeatedly, but he refused to let go. "Help... I'm being shaken to death, help... This is killing me!!"

Everyone else was stunned by what they saw.

"No wonder he's an idol who can develop eight-pack abs..." BaBy exclaimed in amazement.

Dilraba's bright, sparkling eyes shone: "His explosive power is just too strong!"

"But Teacher Huang's entire face was rubbed against the acupressure mat while being dragged around, is she really okay?!"

"It's alright, Teacher Huang has a thick skin, just think of it as a facial massage," Wang Baoqiang said dismissively.

Dilraba: "..."

With Teacher Huang holding him back, Lü Ming couldn't run away. After Wu Qian caught up, he didn't bother to find out what happened and aimed a flying kick at Lü Ming's round buttocks. Fortunately, Lü Ming turned around in time and pushed Teacher Huang out as a human shield. The flying kick landed solidly on Teacher Huang, making him see stars!

"Burn out!!!"

"Even Buddha can't save you today, I'm telling you!!"

"You must look like it!!"

Wu Qian fiercely grabbed Lü Ming by the neck.

Enraged, Lü Ming, still in Qian Bao's arms, delivered a powerful Rising Dragon Fist, nearly breaking Qian Bao's nose: "I'm Megan, your biggest fan! How dare you hit your fan?!"

"You son of a bitch!" Wu Qian cursed, a line of bright red blood gushing from his nose. "I'm going to kill you, you hear me?! I'm going to kill you right now!"

"You heartless wretch! Who encouraged you to stand up in those difficult times? If it weren't for me, you would have been run over and killed by that old lady on the acupressure mat, you know that?!"

"You're a burnt coffee, I'll crush you first!"

"As expected, those who are favored are fearless. From now on, you are no longer my treasure. This punch is for all the Megnis you have let down!"

"shark!!!"

"..."

Both of them were really fierce. Under the incredulous gazes of countless viewers, the two handsome idols grabbed each other by the collar and neck, punching each other and kicking each other, their blows landing hard and their fight going on and on!
Soon, Teacher Huang, who had gotten up from the ground, joined in. He tore off a piece of acupressure mat covered with small bamboo shoots and rushed forward to dunk on it!
Lu Ming fought and retreated simultaneously, throwing punches from the left and right, using both hands and feet, and managed to gain the upper hand even when fighting two opponents at once!
The three men exchanged blows while rapidly moving their mouths, uttering vulgar and offensive language. However, due to the strong wind and the chaotic scene, even the other members of the band around them couldn't make out what they were saying. Nevertheless, judging from their high-frequency lip movements, it was clear that the three men were swearing very rudely!
[They're fighting?!]

This is absolutely amazing!

[Wow, even celebrities can be so rude! I've learned something new!]

Are variety shows these days really this daring?

[Acting? Didn't you see Qian Bao's nose was bleeding? There wasn't a trace of acting; it was pure, unadulterated personal vendetta! The three of them genuinely wanted to kill each other!]

[This has now become a classic!]

The three supreme beings fought to the very edge of the universe, even obliterating the Great Dao itself, without a victor!

【6! 】

"Awooo!!" In the chaotic square, Lu Ming's arm was suddenly bitten by Teacher Huang, causing him to let out a shrill scream. He abruptly threw Teacher Huang away, yelling, "Are you a dog?!"

"I'll bite you, you little bastard!" Teacher Huang nearly knocked out his teeth, howling in pain.

Suddenly, a perfectly normal person turned into a dog. Lu Ming didn't dare to linger and quickly ran towards Deng Chao, who was already dumbfounded. At the same time, he shouted at Wu Qian, who was baring his teeth and brandishing his claws, "Brother Chao also cricketed at you just now, why are you only chasing after me!"

Deng Chao: ? ? ?
Seeing that Wu Qian, with bloodshot eyes, had been led here, Deng Chao caught up with Lü Ming and ran away as fast as he could, trying to defend himself:

"Qian'er, I warned you a long time ago that there are acupoints all over the soles of your feet, and I told you to be careful. But you insisted on being stubborn and attacked the kidney reflex zone relentlessly. It's really not my fault..."

Wu Qian's fierce pounce:
"You two newborns, not one of you should have a damn good life!!"

Fortunately, Lü Ming was young and strong, and Chao Ge, as the leader of the Running Man team, also exercised regularly and had excellent stamina. Wu Qian couldn't catch up after a while and was already panting. As for Teacher Huang, he had already collapsed from exhaustion.

Staff members rushed forward to calm Wu Qian down, which stopped him from regaining his composure.

The director sent someone to take him to a nearby hotel to change his pants. Faced with the messy acupressure mat track, the rest of the staff also temporarily left to find tools to clean up the battlefield. After all, they hadn't expected someone to turn into a fountain during the game...

……

An hour later, Wu Qian, with a wad of tissue stuffed in his nose, returned to the recording as if nothing had happened. Although he tried his best to remain calm, he blushed slightly and felt embarrassed in the face of the two girls' strange looks.
"You idiot, have you thought about what you're going to do next?!" Wu Qian held a megaphone and glared fiercely at Lü Ming.

Teacher Huang, holding a megaphone, said: "Young people, the world isn't just about fighting and killing; it's about human relationships and social interactions. Have you ever heard the saying, 'What goes around comes around'?"

[A must-see for those who are struggling in the entertainment industry!]

[Offering sacrifices to the gods brings boundless power; resisting washed-up celebrities is everyone's responsibility!]

Why are so many people criticizing this washed-up celebrity? Do the others not have keyboards?

[Friends of Bees, Little Ears, and Megni, turn on your screen recording! In three minutes, I want to see the hashtag #FadedEnthusiastDiedSuddenlyDuringRecording# trending across the internet!]

Faced with the old man and the child whose eyes were practically glowing green, Dilraba exclaimed in fear, "This is undoubtedly going to be a tough battle for you!"

"I don't know if it's tough or not, but I do know that you shouldn't be afraid of big storms."

Wang Baoqiang: "Why?"

"Because the bigger the waves, the more expensive the fish!"

"...6!" Brother Qiang silently gave a thumbs up.

"So how should we assign the order?"

"I'll be the last runner, and Baoqiang will be the first," Lu Ming instructed.

Dilraba looked worried: "The last challenge requires carrying someone onto the stage. Wu Qian has already changed into his jacket. Are you really okay?"

Following Reba's gaze, Lü Ming indeed saw Wu Qian, who had been eavesdropping nearby, walk over and take over the NPC's job, clearly there for him.

"Don't worry, I have experience!" Lu Ming said calmly.

Dilraba's eyes lit up: "Have you had similar competition experience before?"

"Yes, I used to be number one on the leaderboard in Temple Run all the time!" Lu Ming said proudly. "...6!" Dilraba was speechless: "Your experience is way too unreliable!"

"Our current track requires jumping and climbing, so technically it belongs to the platforming game genre. Temple Run is the originator of the platforming game genre, and I can get first place on that. Using my past experience to conquer the track in front of me should be a piece of cake!"

Dilraba exclaimed in admiration, "If you say so, then so be it! Good luck!"

"Then let's charge!" Lu Ming clenched his fists, eager to fight, and immediately headed towards the starting point of the final challenge.

Seeing this, Wang Baoqiang also went to the starting point of the first level. Reba looked at Lü Ming's back with concern and noticed Wu Qian and Teacher Huang standing on the high platform, fiddling with something. She found it hard to believe that Lü Ming would turn into a corpse after the game ended.

drop! ! !
As soon as the director blew his whistle, Wang Baoqiang swiftly took off. Even though he was pricked by the small bamboo shoots under his feet, he gritted his teeth and didn't utter a sound. In no time, he overcame the obstacles and passed through at lightning speed!

Looking at Reba's determined expression, Lü Ming took out the remaining Erguotou from his pocket and drank it all in one gulp!

[Ding! Host detected drinking 'Erguotou' (a type of Chinese liquor). "Constitution" +1!]

[Host detected to be in a state of mild intoxication, triggering an ability lottery—]

Lü Ming: !!!
Am I just having such good luck today?!
As Lu Ming waited expectantly, a pleasant reward notification sound rang out.

[Congratulations, host! You have gained the ability: [Liu Xiang's hurdling skills]!]

[Liu Xiang's hurdling techniques]: Slightly improve the explosive power of your calf muscles, and your understanding and application of techniques in hurdling as a sprint sport will reach the level of Liu Xiang at his peak!

As we all know, hurdling is a sprint sport that requires a lot of technical skill and explosive power. The prestige of Liu Xiang at his peak is beyond question. But what does that have to do with me?

He's a popular idol in the fandom, a male god who makes a living based on his looks!
I can't really change careers.

The only benefit this ability provides to him right now is that it enhances the explosive power of his calf muscles.

A strong physique combined with some skills can maximize muscle power. Although it is mostly used in intense sports and extreme sports, it can also be used in daily life. At least his strong physique has a place to be used.

Again.

There are many skills but not too much!

As his thoughts raced, Reba's screams drew closer. Upon seeing this, Lü Ming slightly bent his knees and immediately used his newly acquired ability. As Reba approached, panting heavily, the next second, Lü Ming sprinted forward like a cannonball!
Chen Chichi's mouth dropped open: "Holy crap, what just darted out like that?!"

"He's as fast as a cheetah!" Deng Chao's lower lip turned into an "M," and veins bulged on his neck: "Is this an idol?!"

Li Chen, representing the strength of the Running Man team, was stunned: "His physical abilities are good enough to be an athlete, right? Holy crap!"

【666! 】

[You've kept your abilities hidden!]

[He reacted like he'd been electrocuted when I pushed him onto the acupressure mat before, and I even mocked him for being a spoiled brat. Now, if you were running like crazy on it, you wouldn't utter a sound!]

The most staged scenes are actually for the sake of the show, while the least staged scenes are actually the real ones!

Netizens were shocked.

Countless haters find this hard to accept:

[That's too fast, they're going to beat them in one go, right?]

It's alright, Qianbao and Teacher Huang won't let him succeed!

At this moment, Wu Qian and Teacher Huang, holding megaphones, imitated Lü Ming's earlier cricket-squeaking of them, bringing up the other party's dark history in a sarcastic and mocking manner. However, because the young man sprinted too fast, the two of them didn't even exchange a few words before he reached the steps. Wu Qian threw the megaphone away and, with Teacher Huang's help, suddenly jumped up and landed on Lü Ming's back!

Seeing that Lü Ming was acting as if nothing had happened and continued to walk up the steps, he quickly used his feet to push against Lü Ming's back, wrapped his arms around Lü Ming's neck, and used all his strength to fall backward.

With a pout and her facial features contorted, Dilraba complained to the director, "He's cheating! Wu Qian is cheating! He's deliberately obstructing and harassing us!"

The director remained silent, his eyes fixed on Lü Ming, whose veins were bulging and whose face was flushed.

At this moment, Wu Qian stood up directly from Lü Ming's back. Yes, he stood up!
He braced his feet on Lü Ming's lumbar spine and gripped Lü Ming's neck tightly with his arms. This human figure looked like a 7 leaning diagonally on a 1, with a very high artistic value!

Lu Ming ignored the obstacles and forged ahead relentlessly, making even the other team members watching breathless, fearing that Lu Ming would be strangled to death on the spot at any moment.

"Are you a cow or something...?" Wu Qian saw Lü Ming stepping onto the acupressure mat and reaching the last step, and immediately cursed in frustration, "Stop right there!"

"I'm here, get off!" Lu Ming shook off Wu Qian, who was stubbornly clinging to his back.

Wu Qian remained silent, only increasing the pressure on his throat with his arm: "With me here, you idiot won't have a good life!"

"Get down!"

"I won't get off. If you're so capable, then jump out on my back!"

Lu Ming's expression changed. He shook him violently twice, but Wu Qian's desire for revenge had completely vanished. He stubbornly clung to him and refused to get off, while also strangling Lu Ming's neck with his arm until it hurt terribly.

Knowing that the countdown was still ongoing and the director could call a halt at any moment, Lü Ming had no choice but to grit his teeth, carry the young man, and continue forward.

But when he saw the bamboo shoots next to him that were clearly different from the previous area, he had to stop and look. The reason was that there was a large patch of sparsely arranged bamboo shoots at the starting point, and they were all different lengths. It was obviously the work of the two of them who had tricked him before.

Wu Qian sneered: "Surprise! Do you like the bamboo shoot gift pack your brother Qian prepared for you? Ah, let me tell you, are you scared?!"

Lu Ming remained silent, but bent his knees and assumed a power-gathering posture one meter away from the edge of the take-off point!

Clearly, he's preparing to jump with someone on his back!
【? ? ? 】

No, he actually dared to jump!

Are you crazy?!

"Lu Ming, calm down, calm down!"

"Danger!!"

"Wu Qian, stop causing trouble and come down here!"

The voices of the brothers' group members came from all around, trying to stop them.

"You fucking think you can take me down with you?!" Seeing Lü Ming's bravado, Wu Qian was genuinely afraid that this kid would try to take him down with him!

Thinking of his previous disgraceful behavior, he trembled.

"get down!"

"Who are you trying to scare? If you were so tough, why did you have to be such a simp before?!" Wu Qian, his face full of disbelief, suddenly bit down hard on Lü Ming's shoulder: "Screw you!!!"

[It tastes like burnt coffee!]

【Well done! 】

"Ahhh!" Lu Ming cried out in pain. He had been all ready, but suddenly he was hit by a sharp pain. His whole body was like a spring, and he leaped forward. The sudden change startled Wu Qian, who was clinging to Lu Ming's back. Wu Qian quickly let go and held on to Lu Ming tightly.

boom! ! !
Even with a long take-off distance, Lü Ming's powerful leg muscles still allowed him to accurately reach the suspended horizontal bar!

Everyone in the audience, who had been looking tense, breathed a sigh of relief.

"fine……"

“What a strong physique!”

"This kid is truly... a... genius?!"

boom! ! !
In the blink of an eye, the buckle on the suspended horizontal bar, unable to support the weight of the two people, was snapped off by Lü Ming, causing him to plummet. Wu Qian, who was tightly gripping his back, desperately kicked off with his feet and let go.

The next second...

Lu Ming gripped the horizontal bar and slammed it to the ground. He rolled forward to dissipate the impact and was not injured. On the contrary, Wu Qian, due to the momentum, landed hard on his butt on the edge of the diving platform. He was disassembled and reassembled, and then placed on a mess of long bamboo shoots.

'Click!'
A sharp tearing sound echoed through the air!

follow closely.

"Ouch——!!!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!"

Heart-wrenching screams suddenly filled the air above West Lake Square.

The entire Running Man team instinctively tightened their anuses, then covered their mouths in disbelief, their pupils dilated in shock, as if they had seen something unbelievable, and they all instinctively clenched their buttocks!

"hiss……"

"Roar……"

Gasps of shock filled the air; everyone felt a chill creeping down their groin!

In close-up shots, Wu Qian's face was deathly pale, his expression one of despair, his features contorted to the extreme, his pain no less than that of witnessing the death of a loved one...

On the pressure plate beneath him, a large patch of bright red blood slowly oozed out, then gushed out and spread into a pool of blood on the ground...

"My hemorrhoids... seem to have burst..."

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