This top celebrity got drunk and acted crazy, and everyone in the Chinese entertainment industry bur

Chapter 2: The Living Yama of the Chinese Entertainment Industry! The food is poisoned; I need to get my stomach pumped! [Requesting Recommendation Votes]

Wow, this table full of food is so lavish!

"Just smelling it makes my mouth water."

“It smells so good!”

"I'm going to eat three bowls of white rice in a row!"

As everyone welcomed Teacher Huang to his seat, they all feigned excitement, each one practically wanting to sing praises of Teacher Huang's ancestors for eighteen generations.

"Hey guys, let me make a statement first!" Slightly tipsy, Lü Ming, seeing that the credit had been stolen by Teacher Huang who hadn't done any work, was ready to confess his contribution to the delicious meal.

But everyone seemed to have reached some kind of consensus; despite clearly noticing Lü Ming's movements, they all pretended not to hear, with Li Changfeng even raising his voice:

"Teacher Huang, you've worked so hard to prepare such a big meal so late at night!"

"Yes, my mom has never cooked such a lavish meal for me. Teacher Huang, you treat me even better than my mom!" A popular young actor quickly followed up with a compliment, his expression matter-of-fact and without the slightest embarrassment.

Teacher Huang was overjoyed by the praise.

Lu Ming coldly replied, "Then you are truly unfilial!"

Popular young actor: "???"

What the hell does this have to do with you, you nobody?!
"How am I being unfilial?" the trainee exclaimed, glaring.

Lü Ming: "Your mom usually cooks for you so that you're well-fed and watered. But Teacher Huang has prepared this whole table of food for you. You might very well be on your way tonight!"

Instead of considering whether you'll see the sun rise tomorrow, you're using this as an excuse to slander your mother's contributions to your life. What is this if not unfilial?

The pretty boy was left speechless after being rebuked.

He immediately looked for help from Teacher Huang, who was sitting upright.

"Why are you looking at him? I've heard that even tigers don't eat their cubs, but have you ever heard of cattle and sheep not eating grass? Just pray that Teacher Huang is in a good mood today and doesn't take the opportunity to cook a pot of half-cooked green beans for everyone!"

Trainee: "..."

Teacher Huang glared fiercely at Lü Ming: "If you don't speak, no one will think you're mute!"

Everyone glared at Lü Ming with annoyance, but after glancing at the table and confirming that there was no food related to green beans, they visibly breathed a sigh of relief.

Having just been scolded by Lü Ming, the somewhat embarrassed trainee picked up his chopsticks and immediately put a piece of sweet and sour pork on his plate.

The moment he put the meat in his mouth, he shuddered violently and nearly urinated on the spot in shock!
The young man almost instinctively wanted to spit out the poison in his mouth, but when he saw everyone staring at him, especially Teacher Huang, who was being glared at by Lü Ming, he subconsciously imagined the consequences of spitting out the food that Teacher Huang had 'laboriously' prepared.

Reason prevailed over instinct!
With several close-up shots filming his face, the young man swallowed what was in his mouth with a distorted expression.

Immediately, as if all his strength had been drained, he glanced at Lü Ming with a complicated expression, then slumped onto the stool, his eyes lifeless.

For no apparent reason, the young man's eyes welled up with tears, and two streams of clear tears rolled down his cheeks...

Upon seeing this, Teacher Huang's old face immediately froze.

Li Changfeng: ? ? ?

Wu Qian: ? ? ?
What kind of reaction is that?

Those who know will understand that you just ate a bite of food, but those who don't might think you swallowed a mouthful of pesticide!

Teacher He looked puzzled. If you ask who in the entire Chinese entertainment industry knows Teacher Huang's cooking skills better than him, no one has more right to speak. He had thought beforehand that his old friend might cause trouble today, but he never expected that the young man would cry on the spot after just one bite of his old friend's cooking.

Sweet and sour pork, a classic home-style dish!
Even if you can't control the dosage, it shouldn't taste this bad, right?

Everyone realized that things might be going to get worse!
Lu Ming suddenly leaned close to the pale-faced young man and gently wiped away the tears on his cheek. Then, he kindly placed a piece of pork tenderloin on his plate and said, "Eat up! This is all thanks to Teacher Huang's selfless favoritism towards you!"

The young man's aggrieved emotions were about to subside, but when he saw the extra piece of meat in his bowl, he suddenly couldn't stop his tears!

You son of a bitch, who the hell needs your help to pick food for them?!
He hadn't believed Lü Ming when he said he was leaving tonight, but after taking a bite of food, he felt as if, for a moment, he had seen his great-grandmother waving at him...

Teacher Huang asked with a stern face, "Is it not to your liking?"

"No, it suits my taste perfectly, absolutely suits my taste!" The trainee snapped out of his daze, quickly sat up straight, and blurted out, "This sweet and sour pork tastes absolutely amazing, it's exactly the same as my mom's, no, it's ten times better than my mom's! I just haven't been home to see my parents for so long, and this familiar taste suddenly reminded me of my mom!"

Teacher Huang's expression softened, and a hint of pride even appeared between her brows.

Seeing this, the others immediately realized that there was something wrong with their thinking. Compared to the fact that the food was so bad that it made people cry, they were obviously more accepting that the pretty boy had created an emotional connection with them.

Seeing Teacher Huang laughing heartily, the other popular young male celebrities looked at this trainee who had "climbed the ladder by relying on his mother" with some envy.

With this kind of 'acting skill' and this ability to control emotions so well, it's no wonder that Teacher Huang appreciates you!
Teacher He breathed a sigh of relief and exclaimed, "Judging from this, Teacher Huang's cooking skills have obviously improved again. Everyone is in for a treat tonight, so let's dig in!"

Everyone was already starving, and upon hearing Teacher He's urging, they all picked up their chopsticks, ready to have a hearty meal.

Li Changfeng was really hungry. He picked up a piece of sweet and sour pork he had ordered and put it in his mouth. He didn't even chew it. He took a small bite and then swallowed the meat with a 'gulp'.

The next moment, Li Changfeng's eyes suddenly widened. He subconsciously looked at Teacher Huang, and then glanced at Teacher He, who was shoveling rice into his mouth. He wondered if there was something wrong with his sense of taste.

Li Changfeng, in disbelief, picked up another piece of pork tenderloin and put it in his mouth.

The salty and bitter taste kept irritating his tongue, mixed with a strong soy sauce flavor. These two strange tastes even made his already unhealthy stomach feel like it was on fire!

"Ugh... Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey!"

Li Changfeng reflexively spat the pork tenderloin in his mouth onto the ground, and immediately glared at the mama's boy who was cautiously casting his gaze at him.

Missing Mom?

Damn it, I was wondering how a guy with absolutely no acting skills could cry so easily. He miraculously managed to start from zero frames, and his genuine emotions showed absolutely no trace of acting. Turns out, he wasn't acting; he was genuinely stimulated by this poison and cried!
You beast, you've ruined your father!

Li Changfeng's eyes were even bloodshot. He ran to the side and gagged.

"vomit!!!"

"What does this smell like?"

"It tastes like I swallowed several pounds of salt, and it also tastes like soy sauce. It's so salty! Was this dish made with sulfuric acid? No, I might need to have my stomach pumped!"

Everyone was taken aback by Li Changfeng's reaction.

Teacher He's hand trembled as he picked up a piece of pork tenderloin from the plate, and he quickly put it back in its original place. Several other guests, including Wu Qian, did the same thing!
The live chat exploded!
【? ? ? 】

Is this for real?!

[Someone poisoned the food! Teacher Huang poisoned the food!]

[There's even some bizarre cuisine? Teacher Huang certainly didn't disappoint!]

[Sweet and sour pork tenderloin without sugar and vinegar, replaced with salt and soy sauce—is this even a human being capable of thinking of?]

[A living Yama!]

[What adjective is "a dish with several pounds of salt"? I know every single word, but putting them together into a sentence is driving me crazy...]

That guy really gave Teacher Huang face; he was more willing to cry and say he missed his mom than to reveal all of Teacher Huang's mischief!

[Dude, is this some kind of explosive comedic effect?]

[New entertainment gossip: #SweetandSourPorkSteelIncident#]

This episode is definitely going to be a hit!

[The Mushroom House doesn't believe in tears. So, the "Missing Mom" ​​guy isn't actually missing his mom, but rather he's afraid that if he eats a few more bites, he won't be alive to see her tomorrow... Anyone would break down in that situation.]

[Creamy Trainee: Please Speak Up for Me!]

【…】

The army of bees was frantically jumping around behind the screen:

"Fengfeng is a singer. What does a good voice mean to a singer? It's a singer's life! That damned Teacher Huang must be trying to poison Fengfeng. If his voice gets damaged, we Bees will make your entire production team pay with their lives!"

Li Changfeng, his face flushed, leaned closer, his voice hoarse: "Water...water!"

Lu Ming picked up the old village chief's liquor in front of the camera and took a swig. He was quite drunk at this point and didn't care about whether he was going to do a live broadcast or not. When he saw Li Changfeng reach out to ask him for some, he handed it to him. Li Changfeng, whose stomach was churning, didn't even see what Lu Ming was handing him. He tilted his head back and gulped down a mouthful of liquor, then immediately spat it out!
"Cough cough cough!" "Help...help me!"

Everyone was in a flurry of activity, watching as Li Changfeng was so affected by the spiciness of the liquor that he was jumping around wildly. Even the production crew rushed over to help.

Wu Qian pointed at Lü Ming and shouted, "Are you fucking sick?!"

"Brother Feng wants water, why did you hand him liquor?!"

Aside from the already poisoned "Missing Mom Brother," the other popular young male celebrities have all voiced their criticisms:

"Are you trying to kill my brother Feng?"

"Drinking alcohol during a TV show recording, is that ethical?!"

"If anything happens to my brother Feng, you're dead!"

Lu Ming looked innocent: "Why are you all yelling at me like that? He just reached out and asked me for it, and I'm wrong to give it to him?"

"You'll give it to him just because he wants it?"

"What else can I do? I really try to take your feelings into consideration, but you're still not happy. It's so difficult to film a show with you all. What do I have to do to make you all satisfied?"

"Why don't you just kill me!"

Li Changfeng, whose throat was almost choked by the liquor, gulped down several mouthfuls of spring water handed to him by the PD. After recovering, he didn't care whether he was filming a show or not, and immediately started cursing:
"Ming! Cough cough cough... Damn it, you want to poison me? You'd better not!"

Lü Ming: "..."

……

The good news is that the sweet and sour pork only had a minor issue with the ingredients; the ingredients and seasonings were all healthy, so there was nothing wrong with it. Li Changfeng wouldn't actually have to go to the hospital for a stomach pump. With the reassurance of the two teachers, he returned to his seat shortly afterward.

Just looking at that plate of sweet and sour pork made everyone inexplicably feel thirsty.

Teacher Huang glared fiercely at Lü Ming. He had been tricked this time, but everyone had expressed their gratitude for his hard work, so he couldn't directly say that he hadn't made the food. He had no choice but to swallow his anger.

Teacher He picked up a slice of pork from the plate of braised pork with preserved vegetables, put it in a pancake, took a bite, and the next second, he kicked his legs and stood up on the spot!
Everyone was startled by Teacher He's action.

Thinking of Teacher He's past praises for Teacher Huang's masterpieces, words like "fantastic," "amazing," and "incredible" already popped into their minds.

Viewers watching on screens all wore expressions of anticipation, eagerly awaiting to see how He Jiong would showcase his acting skills next.

Teacher He, who had attracted countless eyes, was enduring discomfort and desperately trying to swallow the food in his mouth. But this simple action made him look like a pregnant woman in difficult labor.

Teacher He used all his strength and it took him a long time to swallow the pancake with difficulty.

Seeing everyone looking at him with strange expressions, and his longtime partner Teacher Huang giving him a scrutinizing look, Teacher He, in that short time, almost thought through all the happiest things in his life. Then, his eyes widened, his pupils shining, as if he had tasted some heavenly delicacy, and he grinned:

"Who said Teacher Huang's cooking is bad?"

"Maya! This braised pork with preserved mustard greens is absolutely amazing!"

"Honestly, I've never had such delicious braised pork belly with preserved mustard greens. Everyone should try it, it's so good it'll make you want to vomit!"

"Delicious... Ugh... So delicious... Ugh!"

"I'm not lying to you, it really is... ugh! You won't believe me, you should try it... ugh!"

Teacher He tried his best to suppress his nausea and tried several times to save face for Teacher Huang, but in the end he couldn't hold back anymore. He laughed until tears streamed down his face and ran to a nearby trash can to vomit.

Teacher Huang: ? ? ?
What the hell?! Are you kidding me?!

Netizen: I haven't seen this approach in previous episodes?

Lu Ming, watching from the side, was dumbfounded: "What is a veteran actor? This is a true veteran actor! Others earn money with their time, but Teacher He earns money with his life! His dedication in every aspect is unparalleled. I would call Teacher He the strongest in the Chinese entertainment industry!"

"One word!"

"Great! No need for further explanation—"

Lu Ming's words immediately ignited the enthusiasm of the onlookers.

[Hahahaha!]

This is hilarious!

[Hu Ming, are you trying to kill me with your joke?]

I really couldn't hold back when I was risking my life to make money.

[Teacher He must really love Teacher Huang so much, he even vomited bile.]

[Teacher Huang is so lucky to have a brother like this! His life is truly worthwhile!]

[This episode had so many memorable moments! The entertainment value was off the charts! I was laughing so hard I was practically quacking like a goose in front of the screen. My mom was looking at me like I was an idiot...]

[Tianming really knows how to finish off enemies; he's like a completely different person when he's drunk.]

[The main character is someone with a dual personality; before drinking, he's all a facade, but after getting drunk, his true nature is unleashed!]

There are countless variety shows featuring celebrities endorsing baijiu (Chinese liquor), but this guy's on-screen drinking of it is the first of its kind in the entire Chinese entertainment industry. For that alone, the old village chief (referring to a famous Chinese liquor brand) deserves a big reward!

【…】

The screen was flooded with comments, and netizens almost laughed themselves to death in front of their computers.

Apart from Teacher Huang, whose face was ashen, everyone else present was suppressing laughter with pained expressions.

Feeling the strange looks around him, Teacher He looked at his old friend with teary eyes and asked, "Teacher Huang, how did you make this?"

Teacher Huang was also dumbfounded.

Our old friend survived the #PoisonousBeanIncident# and passed all those years of obedience tests without a hitch. How come he can't even handle this little situation now?
Teacher He looked just like a wronged young wife:

"I feel like there are ten pounds of sugar on it! Oh no, to be precise, Teacher Huang probably boiled and compressed a lot of saccharin and then made it into the shape of meat slices and pickled vegetables. I have to say, this idea... is quite novel!"

"Doesn't that sound high-class and sophisticated?"

"..." Teacher Huang remained silent.

He looked at Lü Ming, clenching his teeth, his expression revealing a hint of hesitation.

At this moment, he deeply regretted his earlier decision to entrust the important task of cooking to Lü Ming.

Damn it, all the reputation I've built up over half a lifetime has been ruined by this lousy nobody's one meal!

"Don't make that face, everyone. It's because of my unique taste that I can't quite pull off Chef Huang's bold innovation. But for dessert lovers, this dish is definitely a rare delicacy!"

Seeing that the segment had suddenly fallen apart, out of consideration for his old friend's culinary skills, Teacher He quickly picked up a slice of meat from the bowl, thoughtfully wrapped it up, and handed it to Li Chang.
"Fengfeng, don't you love sweet and sour pork? This dish is just what you like. It looks like braised pork belly with preserved mustard greens!"

"You should try it, it's absolutely delicious!"

Li Changfeng: "..."

Do I look like an idiot?
Looking at the meat slices stuck to Teacher He's teeth, Li Changfeng couldn't imagine just how greasy this incredibly bizarre dish would be. Although refusing to acknowledge his senior's feelings would affect their relationship, looking at the pancake right in front of him, he found it hard to imagine what would happen if he actually took a bite...

Just thinking about it makes his teeth chatter!

"Teacher He, I suddenly don't feel like eating sweets anymore!"

Teacher He looked embarrassed.

He had no choice but to hand the wrapped flatbread to Wu Qian: "Little Wu, believe me, Teacher Huang's cooking skills are really amazing. This dish may sound sweet, but it actually tastes delicious!"

"Teacher He, I ordered braised pork intestines, I want to eat this!" Wu Qian quickly picked up a piece of pork intestines covered in soup with his chopsticks and put it in his mouth.

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