This top celebrity got drunk and acted crazy, and everyone in the Chinese entertainment industry bur

Chapter 1: Her sweet words backfired, and all the celebrities were left speechless!

Mushroom house.

In a lively atmosphere, a group of slick-haired, pretty young male celebrities gathered together.

When it came time to order, Li Changfeng, the most prominent guest among them, spoke first: "Teacher Huang, I'd like to eat sweet and sour pork!"

"I'll order a braised pork intestine dish," said Wu Qian, the second most popular young actor. "I've been in the peninsula for too long and haven't had any food from my hometown in ages."

The other guests were all relatively unknown trainees, so they naturally didn't dare to make demands in front of the seniors, saying things like "I'm easy" or "I'm fine with anything."

Lu Ming smelled faintly of alcohol. He had been resting in his chair with droopy eyelids, but the chattering of the crowd startled him. Feeling someone nudging him to speak, Lu Ming reluctantly continued the conversation:

"May I have a serving of green beans and eggplant?"

Everyone around immediately turned to look. Mentioning 'green beans' in front of Teacher Huang? Are they crazy?!

Even if you were a rising star in the Chinese entertainment industry not long ago, times change. Now you've faded into obscurity, practically collapsed, and you still think you're a top star?
Sitting in the main seat, Teacher Huang looked displeased. Even though there were cameras filming live all around, he made no attempt to hide his seniority and put on airs, saying:

"To be honest, with so many of you here, I don't really feel anything. I don't know you guys well, and I don't need to chat with strangers. So when you came in and greeted me, I wasn't that enthusiastic, especially since you ordered such a huge table of food. It's exhausting for this old man..."

Teacher Huang's words caused everyone present to change their expressions.

Even the online comments section became incredibly dense in an instant.

[Teacher Huang is playing favorites against certain people.]

Isn't this incredibly disrespectful to the guests?

[A bunch of idols who have nothing to offer besides their looks. It's already a favor that someone of Huang Lei's stature even gives them screen time. What more do they want?]

[It seems that Hu Ming mentioned green beans first, which angered Teacher Huang.]

Do you even know what emotional intelligence is?!

[A livestream mishap has left Teacher Huang with a lifetime of psychological trauma. It's one thing for peers of similar status to make fun of him, but for someone like him, whose career has collapsed, to be featured on camera like this?]

[Green beans and eggplant are a common dish. They didn't explicitly mention poisonous green beans, so why are they being so sensitive?]

[What do you know? Ever since the #PoisonousGreenBeanIncident#, poisonous green beans have become Teacher Huang's Achilles' heel!]

My brother has been ruined by this damn simp!

[Hu Ming caused this mess, and all the guests suffered as a result. What a troublemaker!]

If he had any emotional intelligence, he wouldn't have said those things to Sister Zheng. I just finished reading the chat history, and it's giving me the creeps...

Is there any new development in Zheng Ming's breakup?

[Zheng Jie's studio has released another gigabyte of chat screenshots. If you haven't heard this yet, hurry up and check them out. After reading them, you'll understand why the whole internet is so eager to seduce Ming Si!]

【…】

Wu Qian pointed at Lü Ming: "You're so young, you have hands and feet, can't you make whatever you want to eat yourself?"

"That's right, Teacher Huang is already busy enough cooking for everyone. Can't you be a little more considerate and think about Teacher Huang's feelings? How can Teacher Huang cook all those dishes by himself?" Li Changfeng criticized mercilessly, "Don't you know how to be considerate of Teacher Huang?"

A host of new idols chimed in to condemn the move:
"Apologize to Teacher Huang!"

"Who doesn't know you're just trying to create a scene by mentioning green beans?"

"Teacher Huang has always been a kind and gentle person. How could you make him so angry!"

"Do you think you deserve the care and attention that Teacher Huang has given you?"

"Teacher Huang, I grew up watching your TV dramas. You can rest now. We'll call you when we've finished cooking."

Although Lu Ming was once a top celebrity whom they could only look up to, now all sorts of negative stories about him are emerging online. Faced with this massive influx of attention, who cares about being a top celebrity anymore? With so many eyes watching, it's definitely a good thing to take advantage of this opportunity to gain some popularity!

Lü Ming: "I laughed!"

Li Changfeng: ?

Wu Qian: ?
"What are you laughing at?" they both asked in unison.

"I laugh at you all for putting on a brave face of filial piety, your faces beaming with filial piety, your mouths constantly uttering words of filial piety, and your whole place bursting with laughter!" Facing the bewildered gazes of the crowd, Lü Ming exclaimed, "You all truly have become powerful through filial piety!"

"If I may ask, are you all more filial to your parents at home than you are now?"

The expressions on everyone's faces froze!
So this is what 'filial piety' means!

【? ? ? 】

[Has Hu Ming gone mad?!]

[He dares to criticize Feng Feng? Even if Lu Ming's career hadn't collapsed, a gigolo who became famous through his ex-girlfriends has no right to compare with a talent like Feng Feng!]

[He offended all the celebrities present with just one sentence—it's outrageous!]

[This guy seems to know he won't last long in the entertainment industry, so he's gone completely insane, preparing to take revenge on society before he retires.]

If you put it that way, then I'm not sleepy anymore!

[To be honest, from a neutral observer's perspective, this isn't really about licking Wang Ming's boots. It's clearly the other two top celebrities using this opportunity to drag him down and gain viewership. It was just a cooking show to entertain guests; what's wrong with them ordering food according to the script? Why aren't you criticizing Huang Lei for licking Wang Ming's boots instead of condemning him?]

[Can Hu Ming's fans please do something similar?]

[What the heck is "Hongtang Daxiao"? This little flirt talks like a rhyme. How come I didn't know Huming was so aggressive before?]

Does he have a talent for this?

[If you had been this assertive earlier, would you have ended up licking Chu Yuxun's boots until you lost everything?]

[@NotChuYuXun, come see your ex-boyfriend!]

【…】

The idol's fans were furious, but the general public was incredibly excited. They had never imagined that this episode of Mushroom House would have such an exciting program.

Li Changfeng stared wide-eyed: "What did you say?!"

Damn it, the Mushroom House is being broadcast live across the entire internet, and a once-popular but now-fallen star dares to go against me in public!

Wu Qian's handsome face showed anger. Perhaps because he had been on the peninsula for too long, he was a little unfamiliar with his native dialect: "How can you be so shameless!"

"Am I wrong? I ordered all these dishes by myself? Especially since the chef in charge was Huang Lei, the culinary god of the Chinese entertainment industry. How many stomachs do I have? How dare I be so reckless?"

Teacher Huang, who was watching the show from the sidelines, frowned.

What is this bastard, this nobody, implying?!

When Lü Ming exposed their lie, everyone's expressions immediately turned awkward.

Lu Ming pointed at Wu Qian and blurted out, "In the field of cooking, I think you're even more of an expert than Teacher Huang!"

Wu Qian: "?!"

"How can I compare to Teacher Huang? I can't cook at all."

"Look at what you're saying! I think you're pretty good at shifting the blame. I didn't even realize what was going on, but you reacted almost instinctively and deflected the responsibility in a second!"

"In my opinion, looking at the whole world, from master chefs with thirty years of experience to Michelin-starred chefs with extraordinary talent, decades of experience are not as valuable as yours!"

Wu Qian: "!!!"

OK!

Damn it, I've spent a fortune learning singing and dancing skills from people on the other side of the peninsula, and I've never encountered a problem like this.

Faced with Lü Ming's sarcastic and witty remarks, Qian Ge, who was proud all his life, didn't know how to refute. He couldn't even utter a single word of rebuttal, and at the same time, he was so angry that he felt cold all over and trembled!
"Lu Ming, this is a live broadcast! Even if we're not friends, we're all colleagues working on the show under the same roof. Your words are incredibly disrespectful!" Li Changfeng said coldly. "As a public figure, I feel it's my responsibility to remind you to control your tone!"

Lu Ming's expression was disdainful: "The dog barked. I know it's probably hungry, but buddy, this barking has really caught me off guard..."

Li Changfeng: "?!"

Hard!

Li Changfeng hardened his fist!
The atmosphere at the scene immediately fell into a deathly silence.

Li Changfeng is a strong contender to rise to the ranks of the "Four Little Fresh Meat" this year, while Wu Qian is one of the four returning members who just returned from studying with the top boy group XO. Although he has only recently returned to the Chinese entertainment industry, Wu Qian's name is already well-known in the fan circle, and it is almost a certainty that he will become a top star in the future.

Everyone stared at Lü Ming in disbelief. How dare this unknown guy talk to two big shots like that!

The production team, who were monitoring the data backstage, were stunned.

When they create variety shows, they naturally hope to generate more entertainment value.

but……

Isn't this a bit too much?

Seeing the two popular young actors being humiliated by Lü Ming, and their fans passionately complaining in the live stream, the director hurriedly called out to Teacher He, who was watching the drama unfold from afar, to step in.

……

"Alright, alright, we're guests, Teacher Huang was just saying that. How could we really not cook for everyone?" Teacher He rushed over, constantly giving Teacher Huang, whose face was ashen, meaningful glances. Teacher Huang reluctantly said, "The preparation process for this famous dish, Nine-Turned Intestines, is very complicated. It's getting late, and I definitely can't finish it by myself. Xiao Ming, come and help me out."

Being an assistant is fine; it's better than hanging out with these people who want to exploit my negative online traffic.

He picked up a bottle of baijiu (Chinese liquor) endorsed by the program team from the table, and then went into the kitchen with Teacher Huang to get busy.

However, to Lü Ming's surprise, Teacher Huang had no intention of doing anything. After preparing the ingredients, she made a move to leave.

Lu Ming was taken aback: "Teacher Huang, didn't you say you were going to help me? Where are you going?"

"I've injured my back these past few days and can't stand for long periods. Besides, I'm an old man, and I don't understand your young people's tastes," Teacher Huang said matter-of-factly. "You're at a crucial stage in your career right now. Young people should seize the opportunity and get more experience!"

"Young people these days are too impetuous..."

Teacher Huang immediately adopted a serious and earnest expression and began to lecture him.

Lu Ming could easily tell that the old man was trying to shirk his responsibilities and trick him into working.

He casually pulled a chair from the corner: "Teacher Huang, you can sit down and cook!"

Teacher Huang's face fell.

Can't you understand polite language?!
Is this a matter of standing versus sitting?

"I'm prone to getting oil splattered when I sit down!"

"It's alright, Teacher Huang, I'll cover it up for you!"

"I cough easily when I smell cooking fumes. I'm an old man, what if I inhale toxic fumes and develop a serious illness? Can you take responsibility for that?" Teacher Huang was clearly impatient.

Lu Ming pondered for three seconds, then suddenly said, "I really didn't expect that."

"What didn't you expect?"

"I didn't expect you, Teacher Huang, to be so delicate. You're not young anymore, but you live like Wang Hao."

"Who is Wang Hao?" Teacher Huang asked, puzzled.

"Oh, that was my classmate in junior high. His parents divorced when he was young. He was selfish and bullied his classmates and the weak. You could say he did all sorts of evil things. Don't be fooled by how arrogant he was when he was bullying boys and girls. Once, he cut his finger and yelled that he was going to die!"

"When the whole class accompanied him to the infirmary, the doctor said it was fortunate they arrived in time; otherwise, the wound would have healed..."

"I saw in our classmates' group chat a few days ago that he died young!"

Teacher Huang: “…”

Who the hell wants to listen to your gossip?!

Wait a minute, this little brat is really something!
"You mean bad people die young?"

"No, what I mean is, people with lowly lives are all pretentious!"

"Bitch, you're just being pretentious!"

Teacher Huang: “?!”

He even wondered if there was something wrong with his ears.

After staring at Lü Ming in silence for a moment, Teacher Huang suddenly laughed heartily.

This little wall lamp in front of me is insane! It must have been under too much pressure from being cyberbullied after the recent collapse of its building, which has caused it to have mental problems!
"Young man, enjoy your last moments in the entertainment industry!" Teacher Huang said coldly, then went to sleep on the kang (heated brick bed) in the next room.

Seeing that the old man was determined to leave the mess to him, Lü Ming was naturally unwilling to help those guys outside who wanted to drag him down and gain negative traffic.

He opened the bottle of liquor he had smuggled in from outside and took a swig.

The spicy and pungent liquor went down his throat and into his stomach, and a burning sensation came from his chest, making Lü Ming feel as if he had swallowed a red-hot iron block...

[Ding! Host detected drinking 'Old Village Chief's Wine', "Charisma" +1!]

Lu Ming remained silent and took another large gulp of baijiu.

[Ding! Detected that the host is drinking 'Old Village Chief's Wine', "Constitution" +1!]

[Ding! Host detected drinking alcohol. "Singing Basics" +10!]

[[Singing Basics] Advanced: Lv3!]

[Host detected to be in a state of mild intoxication, triggering an ability lottery—]

[Gained Ability: [Make the world feel pain]!]

Lu Ming was startled.

This system that increases proficiency when drunk is the cheat code that bound me after I transmigrated. Although it's bizarre, with the system's assistance, my progress has been incredibly rapid.

Based on my understanding, the system divides basic abilities into LV1 to LV5. Once you reach the required proficiency level, you will advance to the next level. LV3 singing skills are at the level of most music variety show mentors. Although this level is not as good as those veteran singers who have truly stood the test of time, it is definitely one of the top few among the new generation of singers.

What truly surprised Lü Ming was the lottery he triggered after entering a state of mild intoxication.

This is the first time I've triggered this since I transmigrated!
Lu Ming stopped what he was doing and quickly checked—

[Make the world feel pain]: Significantly increase others' emotional empathy for you.

Ouch?!
Good guy!
This ability has a wide range of applications...

In his joy, Lü Ming drank two more mouthfuls of alcohol. As the effects of the alcohol took hold, his blinking frequency increased significantly, and even his reactions became sluggish…

Originally, he didn't plan to cook for outsiders, but as the alcohol took effect, he temporarily forgot his troubles and stopped thinking about those scheming things. Looking at the various ingredients laid out on the table, perhaps because he was hungry, Lü Ming immediately started cooking and enjoyed this space that belonged to him alone.

Hearing the sound of the range hood running next door, Teacher Huang, who was initially a little worried, was very satisfied with her successful obedience test once again. She immediately turned over and fell asleep.

There were no fixed camera positions in the kitchen, so the PD in charge of spot checks came to the window to take pictures.

No one expected that this top celebrity, who has been the subject of much controversy and whose reputation has already crumbled, would actually be seriously washing the ingredients.

[Can Licking Ming really cook?]

According to leaked chat logs, he frequently visited the film set to deliver meals to Sister Zheng, and Sister Zheng never complained about his cooking, suggesting he might actually be quite skilled.

[A simp who fawns over others will ultimately end up with nothing!]

What's the use of being able to cook? People with this kind of people-pleasing personality are the most terrifying. They seem honest and unassuming on the surface, but in reality, they have an extremely strong desire for control. Before they get what they want, they're incredibly subservient; once they do, if you disobey them, they'll yell and scream at best, and physically assault you at worst. It's just fortunate that Sister Zheng broke up with them early!

Why did he open the bottle of liquor? Did he start drinking it himself during the live stream?

[It's probably not. In culinary culture, many honey-glazed soups require the addition of baijiu (Chinese white liquor) for flavoring. After simmering, the taste is very refreshing, and using it on braised pork intestines should eliminate the greasiness of the intestines themselves.]

Is he really a culinary genius?

[@VillageChief, send the money!]

【…】

The PD glanced at the comments and immediately felt relieved. He then carried the camera out of the kitchen and turned the camera to a group of popular young actors playing basketball in the yard outside.

back kitchen.

After washing the surface of the large intestine at the sink, Lü Ming casually tossed it into the pressure cooker, letting the 'impurities' mixed in with the inner wall of the large intestine cook with the broth until they were flavorful...

Immediately afterwards, he started cooking sweet and sour pork.

Slightly tipsy, Lü Ming picked up the bottle, took a sip of baijiu, and stirred the ingredients with a spatula of seasoning.

His eyes were glazed over, the continuously fermenting alcohol making him feel lightheaded. Seeing two small jars filled with white granules in front of him, Lü Ming immediately scooped out a full half jin of salt from the jar and then covered the pot with it.

It's fortunate that the PD left, so there was no one filming in the kitchen.

If anyone saw what was inside the pot, they would be absolutely shocked!
The more he drank, the more he felt inspired. While the sweet and sour pork was cooking, he lit another fire on the stove and quickly made a dish of braised pork with preserved mustard greens. However, he was worried that he hadn't added enough salt, which would make the taste less than ideal, so he simply picked up a full jar of seasonings and prepared to pour it into the pot.

The sweet and sour pork next door is sizzling and sputtering salt everywhere in the pot!
Lu Ming hurriedly picked up a spatula to stir, but in his haste, he accidentally turned the spice jar, which contained at least three pounds of spices, upside down into the pot!

Lu Ming was startled and hurriedly pulled the spice jar out of the pot.

Looking at the empty vat and the half-full pot of white granules, he suddenly fell into deep thought.

I don't know if it's because he drank it, but the amount of salt in the pot seemed much larger than I remembered.

Maybe the salt used in Mushroom House is of better quality!

As I pondered this, the steam emanating from the pressure cooker lid intensified.

Lü Ming didn't care about anything else, he picked up the spatula and started stir-frying to infuse the flavor!
As the saying goes, elders have eaten more salt than young people have eaten rice. Although they have fallen on hard times, those young people outside still have a bright future. Eating more salt is never a bad thing!
Lu Ming spent two and a half hours fiddling around in the kitchen.

When he brought a large table of food to the table, Li Changfeng and Wu Qian, who were already starving, excitedly grabbed their stools, ready to show off!

Even Teacher Huang, who had been sleeping for a while, came as soon as she smelled it.

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