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Chapter 15 Teacher Huang: I'll drive them to the hospital tonight! [Seeking monthly votes]

The director was genuinely afraid that Mr. Huang would do something outrageous, so he kept pulling Mr. Huang along, not letting him go anywhere.

Meanwhile, the staff of the Mushroom House program also came in front of the camera to keep an eye on Li Changfeng and Wu Qian, who were hallucinating, to prevent them from continuing their erratic behavior.

The phone rang urgently for what seemed like the umpteenth time; the director, ignoring the camera's presence, pressed the answer button.

"You bastard, hurry up and find me a husband!" came the woman's angry roar from the other end of the phone.

The director was bewildered: "No, ma'am, who are you? If you're looking for a husband, go to the dating show 'If You Are the One' next door. We don't offer that service here."

"Big...Big Sister? I'm Sun Li!"

The director slapped his thigh, realizing that Brother Chao was still unattended in the mountains. He quickly said, "Oh dear, Sister Li, the situation is so chaotic! I didn't even recognize your voice! I'm so sorry! I'll send more people to help you find your husband right away!"

Sun Li was speechless for a long time.

Why did those words make her feel so uncomfortable?

Although her disgraceful husband had made her lose face on the internet, Sun Li understood the urgency of the situation, considering that Deng Chao's bizarre behavior was due to hallucinations caused by eating poisonous mushrooms, and that he had run naked into the mountains while still looking fresh and healthy. She kept urging the director to help her find a husband.

The director really wanted to send more people into the mountains to help find the person, but unfortunately, Wu Qian and Li Changfeng inexplicably went crazy again...

With only a limited number of staff, he simply couldn't spare anyone to help. Helpless, he had no choice but to hand over the chaotic scene to the younger generation to control. He then went to the pigsty to help the two PDs escape their predicament. After leaving Chichi in the yard to go crazy with the other two idols, he took the two PDs and rushed into the mountains with flashlights.

"Brother Chao! Come back..."

"Brother Chao! Come back..."

"Brother Chao! Come back quickly..."

Sun Li, listening from behind the screen, was exasperated and looked at her assistant: "Are they trying to summon a soul?"

"Sister, don't worry about what he calls you. It's dark now, pitch black in the mountains, and the temperature is so low. If Brother Chao is lucky, he'll just be wandering around nearby and at most catch a chill. But if he's unlucky, he might run into some jackals or tigers, or even fall into some cave..."

The assistant looked worried.

Upon hearing this, Sun Li was immediately thrown into a panic. She clasped her hands together and prayed fervently, "God help me, please don't let anything happen to my husband!"

……

at the same time.

The live stream chat for kiwifruit was flooded with comments non-stop.

This episode of Mushroom House is truly a gathering of powerful figures and outstanding individuals!

[Yearning for a big stage? Come and join us if you have a job!]

[You can make money participating in other variety shows, but participating in "Mushroom House" wouldn't even cover your stomach cleansing fee!]

[Stomach pumping is a minor issue compared to reputation. If a popular idol were to eat a bite of Shi Wei's braised pork intestines, which top luxury brand would still dare to hire him as a spokesperson?]

[You've narrowed your perspective; gold and silver are all external possessions. To have survived the clutches of Huang Yaoshi, the Eastern Heretic, is already a great blessing in life.]

【Our Mushroom House also has its own Five Tiger Generals!】

[General Lü Ming, General Wu Qian, General Li Changfeng, General Deng Chao, and General Chen Chichi—these five tiger generals led the Northern Expedition against Huang Yaoshi. How explosive was the program's effect?]

[It's a pity General Lü didn't come, otherwise we could have finished it in a flash today!]

【…】

At that moment, in the courtyard of the Mushroom House, Teacher Huang spotted his old friend who was hiding in a corner watching from the sidelines.

Because the scene was so chaotic before, everyone except Brother Chao was staring at him like crazy. The staff, including the entire production team, did not notice Teacher He's condition. Now that the situation was under control, Teacher Huang, who had been battered and bruised, looked at his old friend sitting quietly in the corner in a daze. He could no longer control the grievances he had that he could not express!

Teacher Huang walked towards Teacher He in two quick steps:

"Brother, brother, brother!"

Teacher He looked blank.

Teacher Huang grabbed Teacher He's shoulder, her voice choked with emotion:
"You have to help me get this decided."

"I treated them to the best food and drinks, and they ended up being gnawed on, beaten, and slapped dozens of times. They didn't come here to eat; they came here to cause trouble!"

"I don't want to live anymore! I'm too ashamed to live!"

The way Teacher Huang was crying to her old friend about her tragic experience at this moment was just like a primary school student who was bullied at school and then went home to complain to her parents.

Even the staff of the production team were moved when they saw Teacher Huang with tears streaming down his face.

Teacher He, who had initially looked somewhat dazed, gradually regained his composure. He listened quietly to Teacher Huang's tearful complaints for a while until she fell silent, before finally speaking: "No matter how bitter your life is, can it be as bitter as mine?"

Teacher Huang asked, puzzled, "What's wrong with your life?"

"Do you know my friend, Teacher Huang?"

Teacher Huang: "???"

Am I not Teacher Huang?
and many more.

He thought Teacher He was acting normally, so he assumed she wasn't hallucinating. That's why he poured out all his grievances. Now it seems like he was just talking to a brick wall.
Just as Teacher Huang was about to speak, Teacher He continued:

"My biggest worry every month is working with him!"

"When I participate in other variety shows, the production team doesn't provide meals, and sometimes I have to cook for myself after getting off work late at night. But when I participate in Mushroom House, eating is part of the show..."

Teacher Huang: "Then what are you worried about? You have food and drink, isn't that great?"

"Good? What a blockhead!" Teacher He was on the verge of tears: "Working with him on a show meant going hungry for three days straight, and having to get my stomach pumped all the time!"

"Fans asked me why I'm still so thin and not fat at all even though I'm middle-aged. How could I tell them that I starved myself while participating in Mushroom House!"

"There are only thirty days in a month, and the Mushroom House announcements are for 21 days. I ate more than I threw up. I was starving every day!"

Teacher Huang: “…”

He seemed to have heard something unbelievable, his eyes widened instantly, and he pointed a trembling finger at Teacher He, his whole body shaking!
His incredulous expression at that moment resembled that of a husband discovering his wife's infidelity...

Teacher He was completely unaware, and sincerely exclaimed:
"Life is tough these days, money is hard to earn!"

"Take that stewed green beans for example. It was being broadcast live at the time, and Teacher Huang grabbed a piece of undercooked green bean and started biting into it. When I heard him say, 'If the green beans are old, who can you complain to?', even with my decades of professional hosting skills, I almost couldn't hold back my laughter!"

"That was the first time I violated my professional ethics, and it was also the time I was most grateful to Teacher Huang."

"During the filming of Mushroom House, he let me taste the dishes a total of 98 times, but he didn't let me taste this one, which was the most likely time that the food was poisonous to me!"

"After the incident that night, I was incredibly grateful to him for sparing my life!"

"I naively thought that after such a live broadcast accident, Teacher Huang would definitely learn from it and have a clear understanding of his own cooking skills."

"But I never expected that just because I casually said something polite, Teacher Huang would suddenly become even more outrageous, as if he had suddenly unlocked his full potential and not only failed to learn from the #GreenBeanIncident#, but also became even more outrageous!"

"It wasn't until a few days ago that I realized the reason he didn't use the Bean Shark to kill me back then wasn't because he valued my talent, but because he wanted to imprison me in this Mushroom House and torture me day and night!"

"This is torture! This is the ultimate punishment!"

Teacher Huang: “…”

He collapsed to the ground with a thud, his back, which he had straightened for most of his life, finally giving way to a lumpy state.

Have you ever tried rice porridge with a spicy soup flavor?

"It was a beautiful morning. I woke up groggily and saw Teacher Huang handing me the vegetarian rice porridge from the brand."

"I drank it without any warning!"

"When I first tasted that spicy rice porridge, guess what my first thought was?"

Listening to his old friend's emotional journey, Teacher Huang replied listlessly, "The taste isn't to your liking?"

"No!" Teacher He exclaimed, her face filled with lingering fear. "What I was thinking at the time was that my sense of taste had finally been ruined by the poison!"

"Although I can't accept this terrible result, considering that I've been eating Teacher Huang's terrible cooking for so long, this outcome was to be expected."

Teacher Huang: “?!”

Looking at his old friend's honest expression, Teacher Huang stared for a long time, hesitating several times before finally uttering a single word. His already hunched back slumped even more.

Have you ever eaten bitter beans?

"It's a very niche type of bean." Teacher He recalled and explained, "The merchants told him that it was specifically for pressing oil, but Teacher Huang insisted on showing off his unique insights and refused to listen to advice. He used the oil extracted from the oil-pressing beans to stir-fry a plate of oil-pressing beans!"

"Just one bite, just one bite. I thought of all the happiest moments of my life, but I just couldn't smile."

"The matter should have ended here."

"But he actually uttered a paradox that desecrated science!"

"A single bean tastes bitter, but if you eat a handful of beans together, you won't find it bitter."

"The guests didn't respond, so as the host, I had to save the day by eating it without hesitation. That was the closest I'd ever been to death since the #GreenBeanIncident#!"

Teacher Huang: “…”

"Stop talking, please, I'm begging you, just don't say it's spicy anymore!"

Teacher He: "No, I'm going to say it anyway! Teacher Huang isn't here today, so I have to say everything on my mind all at once!"

"After he finished that yellow wine soup, he almost sent all the guests away!"

"And his roast suckling pig, it was served half-cooked."

"besides……"

Teacher He spoke fluently for about five minutes.

By the end, Teacher Huang seemed to have aged twenty years in an instant, and even the wrinkles on her face seemed to have increased significantly.

Teacher He summarized: "My friend pretends to know what he doesn't, loves to lecture, pretends to be capable when he's not, loves to show off, has little ability but a big temper, little status but a big entourage, little experience but high aspirations!"

In short, he's a jack of all trades, master of none, and a complete novice!

Teacher Huang: “…”

His face was swollen, his expression was unpredictable, and he remained silent for a long time.

A moment later, Teacher Huang, who was heartbroken, suddenly smiled with relief. Then she leaned back, lay flat on the ground, and stared blankly at the night sky.

At this moment, Teacher Huang looked as dejected as an old man on his deathbed. His already hunched back finally broke completely!
【6666! 】

Lies don't hurt, but the truth is the sharpest knife!

There were no loud arguments, no heart-wrenching cries; true despair is silent.

[This slap had a high artistic element!]

[I'm dying of laughter! Every time Teacher He says something, Teacher Huang's face falls. It seems like there's no feedback, but it's actually all feedback! It seems like there's no response, but it's actually responding all the time!]

I used to be your lackey, but this time, I will no longer echo your laughter. — He

[That's why they say they're hosts; even their commentary sounds like a rhyming jingle.]

[The men are calling it high-class!]

[Looking forward to Teacher He's expression of relief after learning the truth.]

[Cricket crickets in front of Teacher Huang—that would be so entertaining!]

[I never expected that the Mushroom House would not only have five top generals, but also a top liberal arts student. The five top generals tormented his body, while the top liberal arts student tormented his mind. With this combination of punches, Teacher Huang really 'enjoyed' it!]

That's so relatable!

Wow, this generation of netizens is amazing!

Are you guys trying to make me laugh to death?

[Let's cherish what we have while we can. If one day even Teacher He stops praising Teacher Huang's cooking, then it's highly likely that Mushroom House is really going to collapse.]

【what? 】

【…】

The onlookers burst into laughter.

Amidst the wailing of sirens, the ambulance drew closer and soon arrived at the gate of the Mushroom House.

The medical staff who got out of the car were surprised to see the messy scene: "It's you again?"

"Yes, it's still us!"

"Hurry up and load it into the truck. Oh, by the way, do you have any ropes in your truck? You know, the kind of ropes used to tie people up."

doctor:"???"

The two nurses accompanying the ambulance looked wary.

This is an ambulance, not a kidnapping gang, where did we get the rope?

"These people are hallucinating from eating mushrooms. If they're not tied up, I'm afraid they'll start causing trouble in the car!" A member of the production crew quickly explained when everyone misunderstood.

Doctor: "You guys have some pretty fancy tricks up your sleeve!"

Just as they were talking, a flashlight beam suddenly shone from afar: "Coming! Quickly bring the clothes over, Brother Chao has been found!"

As everyone turned their heads, they saw the director and two PDs carrying the unconscious Deng Chao over. Chao looked dazed, and his body was covered in scratches from tree branches in the mountains, which were bloody. Most importantly, he was holding a wild rabbit in each of his hands.

The rabbit's ears were being pulled, rendering it unable to move. It was looking at everyone present with its bright, watery eyes, pleading for help.

Where did the wild rabbit come from?

"Brother Chao caught it himself. When we arrived, he had disturbed a rabbit burrow and was fighting with a large group of wild rabbits!"

Nurse:"……"

staff member:"……"

"Fighting with a hare" is such a niche term!

However, when they thought about how Brother Chao broke into the mountains in the middle of the night and caught two wild rabbits with his bare hands, they couldn't help but look at him with admiration.

Soon, the production crew worked with the nurses to get the guests into the ambulance.

The director, panting heavily, immediately spotted Teacher Huang lying motionless on the ground. The teacher was sitting upright, suggesting that he had been gone for a while!
The director was startled and rushed forward to check: "Teacher Huang, are you alright?"

Teacher Huang opened her eyes, looked around, and then peacefully closed them again.

Once the director was sure Mr. Huang was still alive, he said with relief, "Mr. Huang, let me help you into the ambulance!"

"Take them with you, I'm not going."

"Teacher Huang, you look quite seriously ill. You should go see a doctor!"

"No, I'm afraid if I were in that car, I wouldn't be able to resist grabbing the steering wheel and taking those bastards down with me!"

director:"……"

"Teacher Huang, are you really not dead?"

"He's not dead!"

"Oh, I didn't realize, Teacher Huang, that you're so old but still so healthy and resilient."

Teacher Huang: "!!!"

"Go tell the driver to let the medical staff rest here." Teacher Huang sprang to her feet with a sharp look in her eyes. "I'll drive them to the hospital tonight!"

……

　I'm begging for your support with monthly votes at the beginning of the month.

　　If you have any monthly tickets, please give them to this humble author. I would be very grateful.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)