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Chapter 14 Utter Madness! 'A Chaotic Dance of Demons'! Madness! They've all gone mad! [Seeking Monthly Tickets]

The PD quickly pulled the person away.

Teacher Huang was finally rescued after a long and difficult ordeal. He was bent over and coughing violently. Due to lack of oxygen, Teacher Huang simply knelt down on the ground without any regard for his image and coughed violently.
Before he could even savor the joy of surviving a disaster, a shadow appeared before him under the streetlights. He turned around in a daze and saw Li Changfeng inexplicably appearing behind him. The young man looked at his back thoughtfully.

"What...what are you doing?!" Teacher Huang exclaimed in horror.

Li Changfeng suddenly pulled out his belt from his waist.

Then, as Teacher Huang's eyes grew increasingly terrified, the other party lashed out with a whip, striking her body with a sharp crack!

“Wuhu!!”

"Whoosh! Whoosh whoosh!"

Teacher Huang immediately jumped up from the ground as a conditioned reflex, clutching her buttocks and letting out a series of gasps of surprise.

Seeing this, Li Changfeng lashed out with two more lashes, instantly whipping Teacher Huang until his eyes rolled back, and he jumped and thrashed about, whimpering in pain with his mouth wide open!

The pain was so intense that it was as if Teacher Huang had been silenced; she couldn't even utter a single cry for help...

"Kneel down! Call me Daddy!"

Teacher Huang: “?!”

"Fuck you! Li! Zai! Gan! God! Demon!"

"You dare talk back? You're disobedient!"

Li Changfeng felt his authority had been challenged, so he swung his belt and gave Teacher Huang a good beating.

"Isn't it great?! Isn't it great?! Doesn't it feel good to be fucked like this?!"

Teacher Huang: "Ooh! Wow! Yahoo! Ihey!"

The production team was stunned backstage.

The two PDs on site were completely stunned. They really wanted to go up and rescue Teacher Huang, but hearing the sharp whistling sound of the belt in the air mixed with Teacher Huang's heart-wrenching screams, they really didn't have the courage to intervene.

With such a meager monthly salary and no social insurance or housing fund, why risk your life like that!
The entire Mushroom House courtyard was in complete chaos.

Teacher Huang fled, and Li Changfeng gave chase.

Perhaps driven by a strong will to survive, Mr. Huang, who was nearly fifty years old, suddenly leaped up while being chased by Li Changfeng. With the help of adrenaline, his arms burst with incredible strength, and he managed to climb the courtyard wall, thus saving his life!

"Come down!"

"I won't get off!"

"If the puppy misbehaves, its owner will get angry!"

"You little brat, you're getting angry now?"

"I'll count to three, and if you don't come down by then, I'm going to punish you!"

"Damn it, you better not fall into my hands, or I'll kill you sooner or later!"

Teacher Huang was really wronged.

In that short period of time, his emotions were like a rollercoaster, from great joy to great sorrow, from the peak of his life to being brutally beaten. He swore that he had never experienced such ups and downs in his life. He was so emotionally overwhelmed that even his swearing and threatening words were tinged with sobs!

……

at the same time.

The live stream room was filled with a cheerful and lively atmosphere.

【6666! 】

I was completely dumbfounded!

Are all variety show guests this uninhibited these days?

[I'm dying of laughter!]

【Goose, goose, goose, goose!】

[Ouch, I can't take it anymore, I peed... I peed, I laughed so hard I peed myself!]

[I would call this episode the pinnacle of Chinese variety show history! Its entertainment value even surpasses that of #NineTurnedIntestinesIncident#!]

[Not quite surpassing it, but definitely enough to tie for first place!]

[This is not a script, to reiterate, it is not a script!]

[It's definitely not scripted. Feng Feng fought like he was fighting Japanese soldiers, he didn't hold back at all. Just watching that belt whip his body hurt!]

[Teacher Huang had several bloody welts on her back from being whipped, and the blood was seeping through her clothes!]

This is absolutely insane!

[You really can't go this crazy without drinking at least two jin of baijiu!]

[Baijiu? Think again. This is a hallucinogenic effect. Rumor has it that mushroom poisoning causes hallucinations. I didn't notice when Chao Ge was acting wildly, but the moment I heard Chen Hechi was going to perform 'three bites of a pig,' I instantly understood!]

[Chicken soup is poisonous! Sorry, wrong script, it's mushroom soup that's poisonous!]

Is that guy from Yunchuan who did the science popularization still around?

[Come out and explain! It seems they really did hallucinate after eating mushrooms!]

While netizens were stunned, they all thought of the popular science explanation given by a certain Yun Chuan user in the previous live chat.

Unfortunately, in the vast sea of ​​people, the man from before did not show up to give an explanation.

The good news is that because the popularity of Mushroom House was so explosive, the live stream was filled with people from Yunnan and Sichuan, and soon knowledgeable people appeared in colorful text to explain:
[I just watched the replay carefully. It seems that Teacher Huang added an excessive amount of seasoning, which neutralized some of the highly toxic substances. Therefore, the mushroom soup is not very toxic and drinking it will not cause much harm.]

However, because the bottom of the mushroom stew pot was full of accumulated seasoning residue, the temperature was stagnant. Furthermore, the stewing time was not reached as expected, resulting in most of the toxins that affect the nerves being concentrated in the mushrooms!

The good news is that it was thanks to an excessive amount of seasoning; otherwise, after drinking this whole pot of soup, the poison would have taken effect, and the person wouldn't have even survived until the ambulance arrived. The bad news is that although the person survived, the mushrooms were full of concentrated neurotoxins with extremely potent hallucinogenic effects!

Although it's not life-threatening, you still need to seek medical attention promptly; if you wait too long, no one can predict what might happen.

Upon seeing the expert's popular science content, netizens were both shocked and intrigued.

[Circle the phrase "excessive seasoning"—it will be on the test!]

[I knew it! This is the Huang teacher I knew—a noob who loved to play!]

So, it seems that Teacher Huang's poor cooking skills actually brought him good fortune? If it were someone else cooking, everyone in the Mushroom House would be packing up and reporting to the King of Hell by now.

[What the hell? This is a blessing in disguise! So the guest should thank him for not killing him?]

If it had been someone else, this wouldn't have happened.

[We're asking too much of Hu Ming. #OuyangMingTheWesternPoison# is at best disgusting, but look at #HuangYaoshiTheEasternEvil#, he goes straight for the kill!]

[If it's hallucination, what Chao Ge and Chi Chi saw is easier to understand. I'm more curious about what hallucination Feng Feng was experiencing.]

[It's all about making people call him "Daddy," "puppy," "owner," and punishing him, even chasing Teacher Huang with a belt and whipping him mercilessly—is this really right, guys?!]

I think I understand now!

I'm not sleepy anymore!

[If you're going to induce hallucinations like this, then I'll have to go to Yunchuan and try their mushroom stew. Not the cooked kind, but something with neurotoxins that can induce hallucinations!]

【…】

at the same time.

The director of the Mushroom House program was inundated with calls. Upon learning that the guest had hallucinated after eating mushroom stew, the director didn't dare to delay for a moment and immediately dialed the nearest hospital to request an ambulance to come and assist!

At this moment, Brother Chao suddenly became excited and shouted loudly:

"for freedom!"

"Run, my youth!"

The directing team: "???"

Netizens: "!!!"

After calming down for only a short while, Chao Ge strode out of the Mushroom House courtyard. His excited state was such that even the two PDs couldn't hold him back despite their best efforts... He actually pulled off a 'golden cicada shedding its shell' move in front of a national audience!
Then, under the camera's lens, Brother Chao, wearing only a pair of red underwear, ran naked into the mountains.

Looking at the pants in their hands, the two PDs had expressions that were both troubled and complicated.

"After Brother Chao sobers up, won't he come after us?"

The two men's worries didn't last long, because just as they were watching Chao Ge rush into the mountains in pursuit of youth and freedom, Chen Chichi saw the 'piglet' clinging to the wall and refusing to come down, so he ran directly to the shed on the side and started huffing and puffing as he rolled over.

Chao ran into the mountains and couldn't be caught up with for a while, so the two hurriedly went to check on Chi Ge's situation.

When they entered the greenhouse, they saw Chen Chichi holding two raw ears of corn, looking like a giant squirrel, munching away!

"Brother Chi, stop! No, I mean, shut up!"

"That's all raw corn; eating it will give you an upset stomach!"

Chen Chichi ignored him: "Who said this is raw? This is my favorite boiled corn. Don't take my corn, or I'll fight anyone who tries!"

Seeing the bloodstains on Chi-ge's teeth, the PD, after some deliberation, silently let go.

Raw corn is still a grain, even if it's a bit hard, but it shouldn't kill you, right?
As long as he stays here quietly and waits for the ambulance, I'll let him eat a little...

"Wait, Chi-ge, what are you doing?" Noticing Chen Chi-chi's actions, the two were suddenly startled and quickly grabbed his arms with one hand and the other: "That's a pigsty, that's a pigsty, that's a pigsty!"

Chen Chichi: "Nonsense, that's clearly a buffet restaurant, I can smell the pizza!"

The two followed Chi Ge's gaze and saw in the distance a stone trough used to feed pigs. The leftover food inside had been ruined into a mess by the pigs!
"Brother Chi, calm down, calm down!"

"I just want a good meal! Let me go, I want pizza!"

"That's not pizza, that's pig swill!"

"Help! We can't hold onto Brother Chi! Help us!"

With red eyes, Chen Chi was like a raging bull. Even though he was being pulled by two people, he still charged headlong toward the pigsty.

As they approached the railing, the director, who was supervising backstage, exclaimed in alarm, "Get him under control!"

The two PDs also knew what was important.

Even if Lu Ming's Nine-Turned Intestines contained shi (a type of animal), it was at least cooked to perfection and looked very appetizing. But pig swill is truly filthy!

If they actually do it, it's not a question of whether they can establish themselves in the Chinese entertainment industry, but rather a question of whether they need to move to a different planet to live!
Without a second thought, the two threw the camera, worth tens of thousands of dollars, on the ground. Then, one on each side, they forcibly clamped Chi Ge's legs together, grabbed him with both hands, and pulled him to the ground. Only then did they use the most primitive method to restrain Chen Chi Ge, who was charging for food.

In the live stream, the viewers were laughing so hard they were breathless:

【666! 】

[@Sun Li, your husband is running around naked!]

Now the whole country knows your husband likes to wear red underwear.

I'm so damn tired of laughing, someone help me!

[Your comment about going to a self-service restaurant (a stone trough) for pizza (pig swill) almost made me laugh so hard I passed out! Seriously, please stop joking!]

Welcome to Your Moon, My Heart! I'm Pizza Bro, also known as Zeng Xiaoxian. If you're wondering about this nickname, come to the Mushroom House to find out!

[I've settled in Bengbu!]

The production team had just caught their breath when a new situation arose in the theater!
Teacher Huang clung tightly to the wall and refused to come down, so Li Changfeng could only lash out with his belt from below to verbally threaten him. The situation was at a stalemate, and the production team thought that once the ambulance arrived, they could easily pack up and take the guys away.

Suddenly, Wu Qian, who had been quiet until now, glared at Teacher Huang, who was perched on the courtyard wall, and roared, "Damn it, you bum!!"

Teacher Huang: "???"

Who the hell is this general?!

When they first met, the group of friends from Biyang were all very respectful to him, afraid that they might offend him by saying the wrong thing. After they got to know each other, although they were no longer so reserved, they all still treated him with great respect. Just ten minutes ago, they were all praising him.

Teacher Huang simply couldn't understand why these people's attitudes towards him had changed so drastically in such a short time. They all seemed to have epilepsy and were not quite mentally sound.

The worst part is that these newly promoted Dongxi warriors are only focusing on him and acting crazy...

Fucked!

"You damn fool, get down here right now!"

Teacher Huang was furious: "What is Li barking about?! Li, can you at least look who I am before you speak?!"

Upon hearing this, Wu Qian instantly became furious.

"You idiot, even if you turned to ashes, I'd still recognize you! Barking at your brother Qian like a dog, huh? Just you wait!"

Enraged, Wu Qian adopted a sprinting stance and, under Teacher Huang's horrified gaze, ran wildly toward the courtyard wall, taking three steps at a time!
Teacher Huang exclaimed in alarm, "Li! Don't! Come! Over!!"

Wu Qian, light as a feather, actually climbed onto the wall, grabbed Teacher Huang, and then pulled him down!
Ignoring the excruciating pain, Teacher Huang exclaimed in a trembling voice, "I'm not a nobody, I don't seem like a nobody, I'm really not a nobody!"

Snapped! ! !
The clear sound of a slap brought Teacher Huang's anxious explanation to an abrupt halt.

At this moment, even the air was still!

Teacher Huang covered her cheek in disbelief, her face blank, even her eyes were glazed over.

This is a huge bulge!
He, Huang Yan, Teacher Huang, is highly respected in the Chinese entertainment industry, with countless students under his tutelage. How could he have ever suffered such humiliation?!
"You little brat, your little essay is pretty impressive!"

"I'm not a nobody..."

"Still dare to argue?"

Snapped! ! !
"You're pretty good at pretending to be my fan, aren't you?"

"No, I really do..."

Snapped! ! !
"Still stubborn?"

"Backstabbing, huh?" *slap* "Pigeon, huh?" *slap* "Fan, huh?" *slap* "Greedy mouth, huh?" *slap* "Thesis defense boy, huh?" *slap* "Eating Shi Aidou, huh?" *slap* "Nine-turn intestines, huh?" *slap* "Full of food, huh?"

Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!
Wu Qian slapped him repeatedly, one on the left and one on the right. Teacher Huang initially tried to defend himself, but as the cold slaps landed haphazardly on his face...

He was stunned... completely stunned by the slap!
Having suffered severe physical and psychological trauma, Teacher Huang's neck tilted, her eyes rolled back, and she fainted!
"Still pretending to be a fan? Still calling yourself Pigeon?" Seeing that Teacher Huang had no reaction, Wu Qian suddenly pinched his philtrum, his expression as fierce as Rong Momo pricking him with needles, and said, "Tell me loudly, isn't your Brother Qian awesome!"

Teacher Huang was abruptly woken up by being choked. He opened his eyes and looked at the completely crazed young man in front of him, and his old heart trembled.

He knew perfectly well that if he didn't submit to the guise of being a "nobody," he would be beaten to a pulp by this bastard in front of him on the spot!
"Wow...wow!" Teacher Huang stammered, tears streaming down her face.

Seeing that the seemingly monstrous creature he had been wishing to tear to pieces and boil in oil was finally willing to submit, Wu Qian's ferocious expression softened immediately.

He clapped his hands, satisfied, and walked away, then pointed at the air and said, "You, you, you, and you don't want them, but leave the rest!"

"Girls, let's get this party started, okay?!"

"..."

A moment later, the director rushed over. He glanced warily at Wu Qian, who was dancing around in the air as if no one else was around, swallowed hard, and then helped the red-faced Teacher Huang to sit up from the ground.

"Brother...you're not dead, are you?"

Teacher Huang: “…”

He kept wiping away tears, and didn't even have the strength to speak.

Not dead?
Do I look like I'm still alive?!
"Do you know how much damage a slap in the face can do to an elderly person's psyche?!" Teacher Huang exclaimed emotionally. "Throughout history, a junior slapping an elder is considered an insult that will break their spine!"

"With such a big cunt, he slapped me for three minutes straight, he didn't stop for a second, he slapped me for a full three minutes!"

Do you know how I spent those three minutes?

"what?!"

"Damn it! Help me to the kitchen, I'm going to stew a huge pot of green beans to kill these bastards..." Teacher Huang's eyes were bloodshot, his expression filled with hatred: "These scum, every single one of them, will live!"

director:"……"

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