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Chapter 106 Completely insane! Laughing until I'm numb! The second phase of this flop is a chaotic mess! [Seeking monthly votes]

Teacher Huang looked up and suddenly saw the observation deck right above him. At this height, it was probably less than 15 meters from the river surface, maybe 11 or 12 meters at most. Even if someone jumped down from there without a life jacket, anyone who could swim would be fine.

"What's going on?" Teacher Huang pointed to the observation deck.

Both Huang Yingdi and Hong Shidi were completely dumbfounded.

This is different from what they had envisioned.

Previously, the observation deck was so high that they felt dizzy and their legs were weak when they stood on it and looked down. How come the observation deck suddenly rose and fell so low that nothing happened to them except for swallowing some water after they fell into the water?

The three were both surprised and delighted. They were surprised because they thought they were going to die after falling, but delighted because they had escaped with their lives.

Immediately afterwards, they all subconsciously began searching around for the culprit.

At the same time, the drones overhead also captured close-up shots, causing countless onlookers who had been terrified and exclaiming that someone was about to die to widen their eyes in shock.

【Fuck! 】

[They didn't get wiped out?]

[Wasn't that observation deck already quite high? When did it come down?]

That was so exciting, I didn't even notice that detail!

Was this segment entirely staged for the sake of the show? Were our reactions also part of their plan?

[So the production team is actually in the atmosphere! But these celebrities clearly didn't know that; their reactions were completely unfeigned, and they were all terrified and cried on the spot. Their genuine emotions and bewildered reactions made it seem like they were about to lose their lives!]

Thankfully, no one was hurt.

But I have to say, this show is seriously going all out. When they fell down just now, I almost peed my pants. I've never been this scared when I was in class facing the female teacher at the dojo...

Wait, it seems like they're all looking for washed-up celebrities?

Why can't I see any of my favorite celebrities? Could something have happened to my idol?

[Is this for real?!]

Heaven has eyes; those who are arrogant will be punished by Heaven!

[Bad news: Teacher Huang survived; good news: he's truly a flop!]

After searching for a while, the group finally found a life jacket approaching the shore. At this time, Huka was lying flat on the river, his legs churning like bamboo poles as he swam away on his back. Because the wind on the river was too strong and the waves were quite noticeable, visibility was impaired, and he could not even be noticed if one did not look carefully.

Seeing this bastard trying to slip away, Hong Lei's face darkened: "You're a flop!!"

"I'll kill you!!" Huang Yingdi roared, disregarding the lifeboat that the production team had brought, and transformed into the waves of the water, chasing after the enemy with his hands and feet, splashing and thumping.

"Huka, you'll pay for the sins you've committed with your life!!" Teacher Huang roared, using his long-unused breaststroke to crawl forward. However, after only a few strokes, he choked on water and had to stop, cursing and pointing in Huka's direction to vent his dissatisfaction.

The little pig was an excellent swimmer and caught up with Lü Ming in the blink of an eye, grabbing him and telling him about the grievances and emotional blows it had suffered.

In the blink of an eye, Lü Ming was surrounded.

"This is outrageous!" Lu Ming blocked the crowd and questioned, "You bunch of bastards, you were calling him Brother Ming before, crying and begging me to stop, and now you're acting like you can't wait to see him. You're two-faced, and this is never going to end, is it?!"

"I have a temper too!"

The three actors, including Huang Yingdi, frowned, their expressions annoyed. Hearing this made them furious, and they immediately started chattering amongst themselves:
"Are we two-faced?"

"Can't you even look at your own conscience before you speak?!"

"Shameless wretch! You still have the nerve to say you have a temper? The harm you've caused me, even killing you wouldn't be too much!"

While Huang Yingdi, Hong Lei, and Xiao Zhu were giving Lü Ming a scathing rebuke, they immediately launched a groping attack on him.

Meanwhile, Teacher Huang, who was spraying water everywhere, was also swimming vigorously in this direction.

Despite the extreme discomfort of choking on water during the process, Teacher Huang didn't care about the life he had just been given. He was filled with the desire for revenge, and this will supported him to keep moving forward. Before long, he arrived in front of Lü Ming, grabbed his neck with a ferocious expression, and looked like he wanted to kill Lü Ming on the spot and wash away his shame.

"You idiot, the trauma you've caused me deserves to be killed!!"

"They're...fighting?"

I want to see rivers of blood!

[They just barely escaped death, and they're already trying to settle scores with some washed-up celebrities? They really don't learn their lesson.]

[I admit that nobodies are good at tearing name tags, but this is in the water, four against one. No matter how good a nobodies are at tearing name tags, they'll still get beaten!]

[The best course of action would be to drown this blighted celebrity in the Huangpu River to rid the entertainment industry of this scourge!]

[Hehe, do you think I'm panicking? In terms of acting, this nobody is indeed a junior compared to these 'seniors,' but when it comes to the realm of madness, even the best actor would have to shed a few humiliating tears!]

[It's truly a disgrace to Huang Yingdi that this kid made him cry!]

"Fine, fine, fine!" Lu Ming was annoyed by everyone's turning their backs on him. His face darkened. "I originally planned to treat you as juniors, but I didn't expect to be bullied in return!"

"I'm not pretending anymore, I'm laying my cards on the table!"

Lu Ming shoved away the crazed pig in front of him, then grabbed Teacher Huang and shoved her head underwater. Bubbling sounds filled the air, and the hands that had been gripping Lu Ming's neck tightly now flapped like the wings of a landlubber.

Huang Yingdi and Hong Lei made a tactical retreat.

Immediately afterwards, Lü Ming fought his way through and swam to the motorboat that the production crew had used for rescue.

"What is this bastard up to?!" Huang Yingdi suddenly had a bad feeling.

Hong Lei sneered, "He's trying to run away. Hurry up and chase him, don't let him get away!"

Huang Yingdi always felt that things were not so simple, but when Lü Ming came to the motorboat, he took off his life jacket and threw it into the Huangpu River to lighten his load. Then he flipped onto the motorboat and sat down. When the lifeguard saw the two big stars chasing after him and shouted "Don't go!", he was immediately frightened and at a loss.

He wouldn't dare offend a movie star, but he'd be even less likely to offend a nobody!
To go... or not to go?
"get off!"

"Huh?" Hearing Lu Ming's words, the man holding the handlebars of the jet ski was stunned for a moment. However, since even gods fight, he, a mere mortal, did not want to suffer the consequences. So he jumped into the water without hesitation. Then he looked back with some surprise and doubt, because he thought that Hu Ka might not be able to drive a jet ski and that something might happen.

But the next second, he realized he was overthinking it!
Lu Ming gripped the handlebars and twisted the throttle to the bottom. On the already turbulent Huangpu River, the motorboat he was operating launched into the air, even lifting its nose high into the air, like a shark leaping out of the water, rushing towards the two incessantly shouting superstars.

Actor Huang: "???"

Hong Lei: "!!!"

The two men's shouting stopped abruptly, replaced by...

"Fuck!"

They strained with all their might, thrashing about to the sides, wishing they had two extra legs. Finally, in a close-up shot from the drone overhead, the jet ski crashed down. Fortunately, it wasn't very big, and the two superstars narrowly avoided being crushed on the head by the jet ski, just 50cm away!

"This is so exciting!" At this moment, Hong Lei and Huang Yingdi could even hear their own hearts pounding wildly, with a conservative estimate of over 200 beats per minute.

"Hey, what are you doing?!"

"are you crazy!"

Riding on the jet ski, Lü Ming charged towards the pigs behind him, yelling, "What are you doing? I'm going to kill you bunch of two-faced old bastards!"

"Aaaaah!" Little Pig King stared at the speedboat rushing towards him, his face contorted in shock, his expression turning into a meme: "I'm not Old Deng, I'm Little Deng, I'm Little Deng, I'm your brother, Hu Ka, I'm your partner, I've even done things for you before!"

Upon hearing this, Lü Ming thought it made sense.

So he directly controlled the motorboat to drift around the bend on the river. With the little pig in tears and looking as terrified as if she were seeing her great-grandmother, Lü Ming leaned down and brushed past him, leaving her with only a handsome and cool profile.

piggy:"???"

Did I... survive?!

"It looks like burnt coffee!"

Behind the little pig, Teacher Huang, who had choked on several mouthfuls of water and was coughing violently, looked up and habitually cursed as soon as his vision cleared. Then he saw a motorboat suddenly appear in front of him, creating a large wave. The man on it was almost level with the water, looking like he might capsize at any moment, and he just arrived so coolly...

"It's like a burnt coffee!!!" Teacher Huang's mouth was wide open, his pupils were contracted to their smallest, and large veins bulged in his eye sockets. Even the onlookers behind the screen could hear the despair in his heart-wrenching tone.

The next second, to everyone's astonishment, they saw Teacher Huang, wearing a bulky life jacket, being launched into the air by the motorboat like a ball!

That's right, it's the physical concept of flight!
He was lifted 3 meters out of the water, even somersaulting in the air, before finally plunging headfirst into the Huangpu River 10 meters away, thrashing about like a bullfrog in a pot, howling and struggling!
【Fuck! 】

[It flew...flew away?!] [Is this something I can watch without paying?]

Even Hollywood wouldn't dare film this!

[That guy is so handsome! His profile when he drifted around a corner and scared Show Lo half to death is enough to get him on the list of Asia's top ten male gods!]

[This is absolutely amazing! Racing cars on the Huangpu River... I mean, racing boats! Unheard of!]

[You can play with jet skis like this?]

[Being handsome is a feeling, and even as a man, I think this obscure guy is incredibly handsome at this moment!]

This is insane!!

The live chat exploded!

No one expected that the once most boring variety show live broadcasts would now be generating one wave after another, frequently providing entertainment value. Such a dramatic and suspenseful plot has kept all the viewers in front of their screens on the edge of their seats, screaming and shouting in a way that resembles a regression to primal behavior.

Director Yan Xu, who was monitoring the various camera positions backstage, was still feeling lingering fear, thankfully the hotel had taken over the observation deck's lifting mechanism in time, thus preventing a live broadcast accident. However, before he could calm down, he glanced to the side and saw that the group of celebrities were fighting again. To be precise, they were being beaten up by some unknown celebrities!
"Is this ever going to end?!" Yan Xu was completely exasperated.

He felt wronged, feeling that he had never encountered such a tough opponent in all his years of professional career. He was originally annoyed and wanted to curse the idiot, but when he glanced to the side, he found that because of the high enthusiasm of the netizens, even the live broadcast room set up by the Tencent platform was showing signs of lag.

Yan Xu suddenly widened his eyes in disbelief, staring at the dense barrage of comments that seemed to be rising like a tide, and the increasingly choppy live stream. He was completely dumbfounded.

This situation has never occurred before in the industry's history. After all, Tencent's server capacity has always been far beyond its capacity. Looking back, there has never been a situation where a live streaming platform managed by the same server experienced video lag.

He quickly looked at the various data in the backend, and the series of soaring numbers gave him a dreamlike feeling.

"This is so fake! It's ten times more fake than a company's annual report!"

"I...I'm going to make a fortune!"

"I'm taking off!"

Just a second ago, Yan Xu was all serious and felt that something bad was about to happen. At this moment, he suddenly felt like he had met a benefactor. When he looked at the live broadcast screen again, he no longer saw the crazy young man, but countless riches beckoning to him!

This isn't just encountering trouble.

This is like meeting the God of Wealth!
"Forget it, whatever, good riddance! Anyway, they were the ones who attacked Huka first. Huka, oh no, I mean, VIP, this was just an emergency avoidance, which is perfectly reasonable!"

……

"Teacher Huang!!!" Zhang Yixing exclaimed in disbelief.

The little pig mechanically turned its head and saw Teacher Huang, who had been far away from Chuangfei, lying on her back on the water, her belly white as if she were a dead fish, as if she had been gone for a while...

He was so frightened that his face turned pale. Listening to the roar of the motorboat, he lost control of his expression: "Huka, oh no, Brother Ming, Brother Ming, it's a misunderstanding!"

Just as he was about to beg for mercy, he discovered that the motorboat had driven quite a distance away.

The little pig immediately shut up. Huang Yingdi and Hong Lei, who witnessed the whole thing, were also shocked. But when they saw that the motorboat had gone dozens of meters away, they suddenly wondered if the little pig had realized that he had caused trouble and was preparing to drive away.
In the past, they would have definitely yelled and cursed at Lü Ming's back.

But at this moment, all three of them were speechless.

They didn't dare utter a sound, just watched the idiot leave, they were truly terrified of him!
But the next second, Lü Ming made a graceful turn, then adjusted his direction, aimed at Huang Yingdi, twisted the accelerator to the floor, and sped over like an armored vehicle charging into battle, creating a huge wave!

"Damn it!!" The three of them suddenly changed their expressions and, without caring whether Teacher Huang had left or not, swam desperately towards the shore, their voices trembling, clearly terrified.

At that moment, the staff member who had been driving the jet ski suddenly understood why Lü Ming had asked him to get off the vehicle…

He stared in disbelief as the motorboat swept past him, kicking up huge waves. In his astonishment, he couldn't help but feel a pang of worry for the stars.

The ruthless figures in the Chinese entertainment industry number eight, the obscure celebrities account for one shi (a unit of dry measure), and the rest are still two dou (another unit of dry measure) short!

Even the most ruthless celebrities have to step aside in front of washed-up celebrities!
As the roar of engines grew ever closer, the three knew they couldn't escape and quickly begged for mercy: "It's a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding!"

"We have no grudge against each other!"

"I was wrong, I'll never do it again!"

"Just think of me as a lunatic. I'll slap myself, please forgive me!"

"Brother Ming!"

Lu Ming showed no mercy. As he approached the three, he used a drifting maneuver to take the corner, instantly sending Huang Yingdi, Hong Shidi, and Luo Wudi, who were trying to escape together, to their deaths!

"Ahhh!"

"Help!"

"I don't want to die!!"

……

Countless netizens stared in disbelief.

The live stream was filled with screams and the sight of a 'big star' bobbing up and down on the river like a ball, sometimes being knocked high into the air, sometimes falling into the water, and sometimes being knocked far away and rolling on the river.

People felt it was both crazy and divisive!

I've never laughed so carefree in my entire life.

I laughed so hard I almost choked!

I'm dying of laughter in the live stream!

[The effect of this show is, in my opinion, the strongest in the history of the Chinese entertainment industry!]

[I wouldn't dare say it's the strongest, since there are tons of hilarious compilations from the various incidents and battles on Mushroom House and Running Man. But what's certain is that this is definitely the most 'highly acclaimed'. Actor awards, TV awards, dance awards—the combined awards of this group of screaming stars outnumber the lives of most washed-up celebrities!]

How dare he do that!

[You damn fool, you deserve to die! You deserve it! What sins did our little pig commit to deserve this treatment?!]

My mom knelt in front of the TV, begging those washed-up celebrities to give my brother some face and leave Hong Lei and Huang Yingdi alone...

[My aunt was the same. When she saw her idol, whom she hadn't dared to criticize for so many years, being kicked by a washed-up celebrity, she first knelt in front of the TV and begged for forgiveness. Then, when she saw the washed-up celebrity ramming into her head repeatedly, she burst into tears!]

[Two extremely filial sons upstairs!]

[Laughing Ma, you bunch of newbies build your happiness on the suffering of others, how dark are your hearts? Make me cry!]

[That's right, if they keep crashing like this, even with life jackets, we'll be crying over Piglet's grave next year. Piglet fans, enjoy this while it lasts...]

[Originally, we could have just let the nobody leave and everyone would have lived peacefully. Why did these guys have to start a fight with him? They practically beat him into the second stage!]

[Stage Two of the Amazing Cat!]

[I'm laughing so hard I'm numb!]

As the barrage of comments exploded, the farce came to an end with the director's intervention.

To be precise, Lü Ming didn't give the director any face. It was because Teacher Huang's attempt to play dead failed, and seeing that the unknown actor was chasing after him again, he was eventually knocked onto the shore. Then, Teacher Huang, with his survival instincts kicking in, climbed ashore. In order to kill Teacher Huang, Lü Ming abandoned the boat and gave chase, thus saving the others from being harmed.

Teacher Huang stopped recording the program and went straight into a stall in a nearby public restroom. After Lü Ming knocked on the door several times before finally leaving, he silently curled up in the corner. Recalling his previous humiliating experience, he completely broke down emotionally. The elderly man, who was over fifty years old, cried like a bullied elementary school student.

Huang Yingdi and Hong Lei were eager for revenge, vowing to tear the washed-up actor to pieces to wash away the shame they had suffered.

But when they thought of the fearless attitude of the unknown celebrity and his tendency to go crazy at the drop of a hat, both of them were apprehensive. Dealing with a celebrity who cares about fame and fortune and wants to improve is very simple, but dealing with a celebrity who is willing to fight if he disagrees and doesn't care about anything is too difficult!
This bastard doesn't care about social niceties at all; all he sees is his raw, genuine nature!

Thinking this, the two accomplished veterans and big names in the Chinese entertainment industry couldn't help but want to cry to vent their grievances.

Unfortunately, the live stream was gaining momentum, and as noon approached, more and more people came to watch. On Weibo, topics related to "Go Fighting!" sprang up like mushrooms after rain, creating an unprecedented phenomenon that dominated the charts.

In the past, if a superstar was wronged, he could strike at will, and the production team would have to record according to his wishes. But things are different now. The CEO of Tencent is paying close attention, and because he saw the real-time data of the live broadcast, even the headquarters has attracted a lot of attention.

"Go Fighting!" has become Tencent's top priority, with its popularity surpassing all of Tencent's previous records. Taozi even called the production team to express his determination and excitement, stating that no matter what happens, the live broadcast must continue and filming must continue!

Even if he's a movie star, he won't give face to a TV drama star.

……

(End of this chapter)