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Chapter 105 Boiling Point! Guests All Plunge into the River! One nobody gets five in return, all wip
Chapter 105 Boiling Point! Guests All Plunge into the River! One washed-up star traded for five, all wiped out! [Seeking Monthly Tickets]
【Fuck! 】
What did I just see?!
[She...she jumped?!]
Who gave him the courage?!
[What a loser! He jumped into the river without a second thought!]
He's going to trade one for five!!
The live chat exploded instantly.
The little pig clung tightly to the nylon rope, his body trembling, staring at the surging river below. His mind went blank, leaving only the most instinctive, primal scream that echoed across the Huangpu River.
The other four people were flushed, their eyes were wide open, and their facial features were all in disarray!
Everyone's first instinct was to pull their hands out of their gloves, but when they realized they couldn't, their expressions turned ferocious. They used every ounce of strength to stomp on the floor, afraid of being pulled down by Lü Ming. Zhang Yixing, who was closest to the edge, was deathly pale, while Huang Yingdi and Hong Lei had bulging veins and furrowed brows.
At that height, even if you fall vertically into the water, it's one thing, but if you fall horizontally onto the surface, you'll lose your life!
The five men were more united than ever before, holding the rope tightly, afraid that Huka would drag them into the Huangpu River. Fortunately, they had the strength to pull the falling Lü Ming into the air and lock him in place!
Seeing this, the four people behind the little pig all breathed a sigh of relief.
so close!
I almost got dragged down with the flop!
"Pull back, pull back, pull me up first!" Little Pig urged the three old men in a trembling voice. At this moment, one of his feet was already off the ground, and half of his body had already deviated from the observation deck. If he hadn't been holding onto the nylon rope tightly with both hands, he might have been falling into the air like Lü Ming.
Even so, he felt a chill run down his spine.
No one had time to think, because Little Pig's situation was too dangerous. If Little Pig ended up completely suspended in mid-air like Hu Ka, the four of them would have a hard time holding on. In a daze, they even imagined the terrifying scene of everyone falling from the sky one after another like candied hawthorns being put into a pot, and crashing into the Huangpu River!
The terrified crowd quickly pushed off the floor and pulled backward, while several PDs who were filming nearby rushed over to lend a hand.
At this moment, only Lü Ming, his hands cuffed in gloves, was suspended in mid-air, feeling himself slowly rising. Lü Ming gripped the ropes, flipped over, his back facing down in the turbulent Huangpu River, his face up. He panicked slightly, muttering anxious accusations:
Why are you pulling me?!
"Don't you all want me to be like you? If you want me to be like you, I'll die!!"
Pfft!
The little pig had barely stepped onto the observation deck, and before he could even catch his breath, he felt a tremendous pulling force from behind. He fell to the ground with a thud, and the nylon rope that had been pulling him up nearly a meter suddenly plummeted. The little pig flipped backward and was lifted off the ground with a whoosh, instantly suspended in mid-air!
"Ahhhh!"
"Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!!"
The piglet, suspended in mid-air, involuntarily let out a hysterical scream, its voice even cracking at one point!
Zhang Yixing, Huang Yingdi, Hong Shidi, and Teacher Huang all changed their expressions drastically.
The timid little lamb, seeing that it had arrived at the spot where the little pig had been, was so frightened that its face turned pale.
Looking at the rushing water at his feet, Zhang Yixing felt dizzy and couldn't say a word. He was so terrified that he couldn't even make a sound. Although he was still standing, his thoughts were completely disordered in this exciting and noisy environment.
"You bum, calm down, calm down!" Huang Yingdi pleaded in a trembling voice.
Hong Lei was both terrified and furious: "Don't drag us into this!"
"Pull you guys in?" Lu Ming asked, puzzled. "Who wants to drag you guys in? You bunch of bastards are talking veiled sarcasm, you're all trying to force me to go. Now that I've done what you want, am I wrong?"
"What exactly do you want from me before you're satisfied?"
"It's too hard, living is too hard! I can't live anymore, I want to go, let go of everything and let me go!"
Lu Ming even bulged out his belly and frantically shook the rope, swinging 50 meters in the air like a swing. He looked so excited that he didn't seem to have the slightest fear of death. His eyes were full of longing to go home!
The little pig was dizzy and confused, and at this moment, tears streamed down his face: "Stop shaking me! Stop shaking me! I don't want to die! I don't want to die! I haven't offended you!"
His pathetic pleading posture immediately gave the anxious fans watching on screen a sense of shattered idol illusions.
Zhang Yixing above was numb. Huang Yingdi, Hong Shidi, and Teacher Huang were all struggling to hold onto the rope, listening to the suicidal nobody screaming below. They all felt as if they were being scratched by a hundred claws, and their faces were contorted.
Let go?
If they could let go, they would have done so long ago. Who cares about the life or death of someone like you who's practically a nobody?!
"Weren't you guys eager for me to get what I wanted? Now that I've done what you wanted, why are you still dragging me down?"
"Is this how you torture me?"
"Fuck you!" Lu Ming shouted from below, swinging the rope and spitting at the sky. "Disgusting!"
The three old Dengs were both frightened and annoyed. If they hadn't been so attached to this beautiful world, they would have been tempted to let go and fight together!
"Who would want you to be like that!"
"We're torturing you? Who the hell is torturing whom here?!"
"Hey, stop shaking it!"
The three of them started swearing.
Upon hearing this, Lü Ming began to sway even more violently.
Because of the increased weight of the pig, the people above had to exert more force. As Lü Ming recklessly used the nylon rope as a high-altitude swing, swinging it freely from side to side, even though the PDs above were helping to 'rescue' them, they still couldn't pull them up. Instead, the rope continued to fall downwards. Zhang Yixing, who had one foot in the air, fell straight down as if he had flipped into the water!
Zhang Yixing's expression was ferocious, his teeth bared, and just like the little pig before him, he felt he was about to die and kept screaming.
"Don't provoke him anymore!" Teacher Huang reached the edge, feeling her legs go weak, but she didn't dare to really let go, so she quickly said to Actor Huang and TV Emperor Hong.
The two veteran actors, who have won numerous awards in the Chinese entertainment industry, have traveled all over the country with the film crew over the years and have seen all kinds of ups and downs. But now, with the cool river breeze blowing and looking at the vast Huangpu River below, they were both so frightened that their high blood pressure flared up.
Although acting involves considerable danger, it's all fake. Moreover, with the progress of the entertainment industry in recent years, the protective measures are quite adequate, and even many dangerous action scenes do not result in accidents. But the situation in front of us is completely different!
Although they were wearing life jackets, looking at the height of the observation deck above the Huangpu River, they all felt dizzy just looking down. If they fell, they would really lose their lives!
"We didn't stimulate any coffee burners!"
"You're the one who provoked him, okay? If you hadn't said those things, would he have suddenly gone crazy?!"
The two of them jointly shifted the blame to Teacher Huang.
Teacher Huang was furious. Wasn't he just trying to demoralize the hapless players so that they could take the opportunity to win the game?
When you two used underhanded tactics, you didn't say a word and both agreed, taking it as tacit consent. Now that something has gone wrong, you want him to take the blame?
Don't be so shameless!
Just as Teacher Huang was about to defend herself, she suddenly felt the taut nylon rope tremble. The three of them had used all their strength to stop it, but they were still being slowly dragged towards the edge...
This guy's gone mad! He's completely lost his mind!
This is no longer a matter of whether or not someone cares about their status or whether or not they give face to their seniors. It's that this lawless nobody has been wronged and is really planning to drag everyone down with him!
All three of them couldn't help but tear up; they were truly terrified!
I'm not afraid of the strong, I'm not afraid of the ruthless, I'm just afraid of those who don't care about their lives!
Huang, the film emperor, pleaded for mercy in a tearful voice:
"Assistant, Hu Ka, Lü Ming, stop! You can tell us what's bothering you, and we'll definitely help you resolve it. There were a lot of people outside earlier, and your Uncle Huang was speaking too loudly. I apologize to you. If you really can't get over it, we can find a secluded place later, and I'll let you slap me!"
"That's right, Lü Ming, I admit I was too harsh on you before. I was wrong, I'll correct myself. Didn't you film a new drama? I'll promote it for you, you can promote it however you want!" Hong Lei was also frightened. This TV King, who had a bandit-like air about him, was now flustered and kept apologizing to a junior: "I was wrong, I know I was wrong!"
Several PDs were holding on tightly to the rope from behind, their hands and feet going numb and unable to exert any strength. Seeing that they couldn't hold on any longer, the three old men had reached the most dangerous position. They even wanted to let go. After all, this was just a job, and it would be too much of a loss if they were to fall into the Huangpu River and lose their lives...
Perhaps the apologies from the two big shots had an effect, because Lü Ming, who had been swinging the rope, suddenly stopped. Everyone above breathed a sigh of relief upon seeing this.
"Where did you go wrong?" Lu Ming asked stubbornly.
Actor Huang: "..."
Hong Lei: "..."
What the hell did I do wrong?!
Forced to the point of losing face by a junior, their idol image shattered, the two were already furious. Now, faced with the junior's aggressive questioning, they wanted to say, "Don't go too far," but the thought of the madman's utterances made them immediately change their minds.
Their lives are in the hands of a nobody; let's put aside pride for now!
"I shouldn't have pranked you with eels!"
“I shouldn’t have taken the rope away from the tower crane earlier.”
We were really wrong!!
The two spoke in unison, demonstrating a remarkably strong will to survive.
"Hey, stop messing around. Brother Honglei and Actor Huang both know they were wrong. Hurry up and get someone to pull us up. You're making my brain splatter!" Little Pig hurriedly looked down at Lu Ming, who was lying on his back, and tried to persuade him.
However, when he caught a glimpse of the vast river below, his whole body still trembled uncontrollably.
"Brother Ming, stop! Don't shake me anymore! I just passed out and only just woke up..." Zhang Yixing was also terrified and cried. He curled up tightly on the rope and pleaded in a trembling voice to the person behind him.
Lü Ming: "I didn't shake."
"It's me...I...I was so scared I was shaking all over, I couldn't help it..." the little pig replied nervously.
Zhang Yixing: "..."
"Coward!" Lu Ming sneered, then shouted into the sky, "Call me Brother Ming and I'll come up!"
Hong Lei: "..."
Huang Bai: "..." The two looked at each other, somewhat at a loss, staring at the drone that was shooting a panoramic view high in the sky, and the PD guys who were placed not far away with the camera pointed at them.
"Go ahead and yell. When Hu Ka goes crazy, he's not thinking straight. He's capable of anything if things don't go his way!" Teacher Huang quickly reminded him.
The two men took a deep breath simultaneously, as if calming themselves or mentally preparing themselves. Their expressions were complicated as they gripped the rope tightly, and one after the other said, "Brother Ming..."
“Brother Ming…”
"Didn't you eat? You were all so tough when you came in and whipped my belt this morning, weren't you? You've all worn out my belt and you won't even offer to pay for a new one!" Lu Ming shouted, his voice tinged with reproach.
The three old men simultaneously muted their microphones, and with a sudden burst of strength, they pulled the rope upwards as if channeling their grief and anger into power. Zhang Yixing, who was closest to the observation deck, was pulled up and quickly climbed onto the floor, panting heavily, clearly still shaken and terrified.
"Pull me up, pull me up!" the little pig pleaded tearfully.
Lü Ming: "Are you giving me the silent treatment? Let me tell you, because of your previous remarks, my young heart has been greatly hurt. If I don't get reasonable comfort, I'm going to commit suicide!"
Huang, the movie star, said unhappily, "That was done by Teacher Huang. What does it have to do with us?"
"Exactly, if you want an apology, go find Teacher Huang!" Hong Lei also felt that calling someone the same age as his son "brother" in public was like eating a pound of vomit. He couldn't understand what was wrong with him to say it.
Even the movie star Huang regretted it as soon as he said it.
Even if he is like that, he should still leave behind a clean reputation in the world!
It would be one thing to just whisper a few words, but this clueless guy is really pushing his luck. What does he take this movie star for?
Ultimately, the most important thing is that this bastard actually dared to bring up the belt issue, and what do you mean they beat your lousy belt so badly they had to pay for a new one?
You bastard, do you even listen to what you're saying?!
We are movie stars, TV stars, and one of the most respected stars in the entertainment industry. We are the cash cows of our agencies, and top artists whose names alone are enough to carry a drama or boost box office revenue. Our commercial value is immeasurable!
How could someone so obscure insult you like this?
What a shame!
Lu Ming was a reasonable person, and he felt that what the two people said made sense, so he changed the subject: "Then you should make Teacher Huang apologize, or I won't live anymore!"
I'm dying of laughter!
I've seen people threaten protagonists with their family's lives to force them to kneel, I've seen people use their lovers' lives to coerce them into submission, and I've even seen people use the lives of civilians to threaten generals into surrendering. But to threaten someone with one's own life, and then have them apologize and call one "brother," is truly something I've never seen before.
[Hahaha!]
[Abstract, I only admire those who are obscure!]
[This bastard is capable of anything! Although I had a feeling that this washed-up celebrity might go crazy before the show even started, so I was mentally prepared, I never expected that this washed-up celebrity would actually go this crazy this time!]
[Reaching new heights of madness!]
Stop laughing. If this bumbling guy were to drag everyone down with him, the disaster would be enormous!
Don't worry, knowing Huka as I do, he'll be fine after a while, and Teacher Huang definitely wouldn't dare trade five for one with Huka here.
[His three biggest enemies are Old Harden; when a washed-up player gets ruthless, he'll even mess with his teammates!]
However, to be fair, the atmosphere of the show was indeed a bit off. Little Sheep is not a minor, yet he acted like a middle school student. The three old men targeted Lü Ming from the very first segment in the morning. If anyone was shameless, it was these three who broke the rules and acted unreasonably first.
As for Xiaozhu's obvious attempt to throw the tug-of-war, this isn't the first time. Previously, in front of Hong Lei, he didn't even bother to compete. He clearly discovered the beacon first, but simply handed it over to the opponent. One's stupid, the other's selfish; only Huka on the team really wanted to win. There's no need to sympathize with teammates like that.
Netizens were amused, while others felt that Lü Ming had dragged his teammates down with him. However, many people were not fond of an idol who was so stupid that he seemed to be acting like a fool, or a Taiwanese celebrity who was obsessed with social niceties.
Hong Lei and Huang Bai both looked at Teacher Huang.
Teacher Huang knew Hu Ka best. That bastard might be all smiles and jokes, but when he really went crazy, he was capable of anything. So, Teacher Huang whispered, "I was wrong..."
Asking him to apologize to a nobody he wanted to tear to pieces was worse than killing him, but given the pleading looks from the two big shots and his own fear of death, Teacher Huang did it anyway.
However, as he was speaking, a sudden gale arose on the river, and dark clouds began to gather and swirl in the previously clear sky.
The weather in Shanghai has changed quite a bit; it looks like it's about to rain.
"What did you say? I didn't hear you!" Lu Ming swung the rope, startling the little pig. Before Lu Ming could speak, the little pig relayed the message: "Speak louder!"
Teacher Huang raised her voice: "I was wrong!!"
"I! Can't! Hear! The wind howled as Lü Ming shouted loudly upwards.
Teacher Huang: “…”
Hong Lei couldn't stand it anymore and helped pass on the message: "He said he was wrong!"
"Yes, he said he did it!"
Piglet: "He said you did something wrong!"
"Did I do something wrong?" Lu Ming was stunned. The next second, he didn't care whether it was going to rain or not, and immediately started shaking the rope violently.
In the blink of an eye, Zhang Yixing, who had just climbed up, was suddenly pulled backward by the enormous drag force and tumbled in the air again. If his hands hadn't been tightly wedged into the gloves sewn onto the rope, he would have definitely fallen into the river.
Zhang Yixing was experiencing unprecedented stimulation. His eyes rolled back, and he suddenly felt dizzy.
"I didn't say I did something wrong, I said I was wrong!" Teacher Huang's face changed drastically, and no longer caring about saving face, she immediately shouted down, "I was wrong, Si Huka, I was wrong!"
Even the movie star Huang was so frightened that his face turned pale: "He said he was wrong, Teacher Huang was wrong!"
"Stop! Stop!" Hong Lei shouted.
Regardless of what the three said, in the strong wind, Lü Ming swung the rope without any concern that he would fall. He just swayed back and forth in mid-air, and as the rope swung high, he even rose from below to be parallel to the observation deck. His carefree and unrestrained behavior made the viewers in the live broadcast room jump in fright!
[I wouldn't even dare to swing like that on a swing!]
This is insane!
[Even a pilot with ten years of experience wouldn't dare to do this. How big of a heart does this bum have?]
Is he really not afraid of dying?!
[@Sister Zheng, come see your ex-boyfriend!]
[@Huayue, your cash cow is about to be wiped out by a bunch of washed-up celebrities.]
The award-winning actors and TV stars were so frightened that their eyes were filled with tears, and they clung desperately to the rope to keep themselves from falling.
Before we knew it, the observation deck began to descend rapidly!
But because everyone's attention was focused on the swaying, blurry coffee, no one noticed.
After three seconds of screams like a pig being slaughtered, the piglet, experiencing the intense visual and physical stimulation, suddenly vomited bile, then its neck lolled to the side, and it fainted from the shock!
"Brother Ming! I called you brother!" The movie star Huang looked bewildered and pleaded loudly, "I was wrong, we were wrong!"
"You're my brother, Ming-ge!" Hong Lei also lost his composure, crying out in tears, "Stop! Stop it!"
But the next second, the PD finally couldn't hold on any longer and let go. Faced with Lu Ming's violent swaying, the three old men couldn't hold on at all. As Lu Ming fell deeply again, the nylon rope slid down rapidly like a water snake entering the sea!
The three old men, whose hands were originally cuffed in gloves, and the little lamb and pig, which were hanging in mid-air, rolled down quickly like candied hawthorns being put into a pot!
"Ahhhh!"
"Help!"
"I'm dead!"
"mom--"
The crowd screamed at the top of their lungs, their hysterical cries spreading rapidly through the air and echoing across the entire Huangpu River. It was a pure outpouring of genuine emotion, without a trace of acting.
【Fuck! 】
[They fell!]
[The entire team was wiped out!]
[The idiot traded one for five, and... he's done killing them all!]
This is absolutely the biggest entertainment industry disaster in China's history—guests collectively fell into the river! The sheer scale of the uproar is comparable to the Chinese national football team winning the World Cup!
I'm totally dumbfounded!
The barrage instantly boiled.
Originally, Huang Yingdi and the others thought they were about to die, but before they could control their floating for even a short while, they suddenly felt a large amount of river water enter their ears, mouths, and noses. Then, due to the buoyancy of their life jackets, they were suspended on the surface of the river.
Startled awake, Zhang Yixing's eyes widened in disbelief: "Am I dead?"
"Am I still alive?" The little pig looked around, feeling the wet touch of the river water, and was a little confused.
The three old men looked bewildered, their faces soaked through, making it impossible to tell whether the water was from tears or lake water.
(End of this chapter)
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