Old Domain Bizarre

Chapter 52 New Skills

"Huh? What is it? I want to grant you three wishes?" Zhang Wenda was sure he hadn't misheard; this genie was really not playing by the rules.

Just as Zhang Wenda was staring dumbfounded at the inverted genie in front of him,
The other person looked down at Zhang Wenda and said, "Young man, don't try to shirk your responsibility. You must have heard my story to be here and know the consequences of disobeying the genie!"

As they spoke, the other person's body began to swell as if inflated, making them appear exceptionally large.

"Damn, this is troublesome. I knew there's no such thing as a free lunch." Zhang Wenda's face was very ugly when he saw this scene.

Just as Zhang Wenda was thinking about how to escape this situation, the genie over there had already begun to make a wish.

"First of all, since you're just a kid, let's keep it simple: hand over all the money in your pocket, and the two people next to you, hand over your money too."

Seeing this, his aunt patted Zhang Wenda on the shoulder and said, "This condition isn't too demanding. Quickly grant his wish."

"Give me money? Why should I?" Zhang Wenda had worked hard to earn some money, so how could he just hand it over to the other party, even if the other party did seem like someone not to be trifled with?

Moreover, if I really have to pay it all, and I don't have money to buy candy tomorrow morning, I'm afraid I'll have no choice but to bear the penalty according to the rules.

Compared to that inhuman torture, he would rather try to find another way.

"Genius, look over there!" As Zhang Wenda pointed to the left with his right hand, the genie turned his head instinctively to look, only to find that there was nothing there.

When he turned around again, he found Zhang Wenda leading the two men in a frantic run!

He wasn't about to let them get away, so he quickly picked up the teacup he had crawled out of and chased after them.

Walking is definitely not as fast as floating, and before long, Zhang Wenda was blocked by the genie.

"Boy, now that you've run into me, you must grant me three wishes! Otherwise, don't blame me for being impolite!" As he spoke, the white clouds beneath him churned rapidly, accompanied by faint rumbles of thunder, making him appear as if he were a god descending to earth.

Seeing this, Zhang Wenda's face turned somewhat ugly. He never expected to be so unlucky as to come to this place and actually encounter such a bizarre genie.

Just as Zhang Wenda was hesitating about whether to spend money to avoid further trouble, Song Jianguo, who was standing to the side, immediately spoke up angrily: "You've got it backwards, haven't you? Aren't you supposed to fulfill our wishes?"

The genie slowly took another sip of tea and said smugly, "Your Aladdin is from abroad, but this is a domestic genie. Don't get them mixed up, okay?"

"Aladdin's Genie? Aladdin's Genie? Shanghai Genie?" Zhang Wenda, who had just taken out his flashlight, was stunned when he heard this. Wait, why does this sound so familiar?
He looked at the other person hesitantly for a moment, then asked, "Wait a minute, something feels off. Come to think of it, I think I've seen this joke online before."

As soon as he said this, Zhang Wenda suddenly thought of something. He hesitated for a moment while looking at the genie in front of him, then his eyes suddenly lit up.
"That's right! This is an internet meme! And a really bad one at that! It's not just about the name! This 'reverse genie' meme is a terrible one too! This guy isn't a genie at all! You're lying to me!!"

From the very beginning, Zhang Wenda felt something was wrong. If this guy was really that capable, why was he still talking nonsense to him, and why was his wish not some grand one, but simply to get money from him?

You might not have heard of Auntie and Song Jianguo, but someone who used to surf the internet extensively would definitely remember this kind of internet meme. This genie is suspicious!

A flicker of panic crossed the genie's eyes. He immediately adjusted his glasses and said, "What kind of joke is this? I don't know what you're talking about. Just give me the money. If you anger me, I'll just wish you would grant me a hundred wishes!"

The other party's reaction further confirmed Zhang Wenda's suspicions, and he immediately pulled out a flashlight. "Damn, let's see what happens. Once you're stuck, you can't shake them off. And all they ask for is money. Do they think they're 360?" Seeing that his plan to extort money had been exposed by Zhang Wenda, the genie immediately curled back into the teacup. With the lid slammed shut, the teacup that had summoned the genie began to tumble rapidly among the ruins, attempting to escape.

Upon discovering that the other party was indeed a fraud, the three of them were immediately enraged, especially Song Jianguo, whose face turned red with anger. She had actually believed this guy's nonsense!

The genie rolled very fast, but Zhang Wenda was one of three people. Soon, Zhang Wenda had his aunt and Song Jianguo chase after them, while he circled around to the front.

A few minutes later, with a flash of red core, Zhang Wenda leaped directly in front of the genie, blocking his path. "You won't even put up a fight? Looks like you're weak."

Just as Zhang Wenda was about to grab the handle of the teacup, the genie poked his head out of the teacup and shouted loudly at the side of the argument: "Tofu pudding must be sweet! Eating savory tofu pudding is heresy!!"

Before Zhang Wenda could understand what the other party was doing, his head suddenly went dark. When he looked up, he saw a barrage of arguments raining down on him.

Zhang Wenda quickly rolled away, dodging a "Bullshit!" and then lunged forward, narrowly missing the sign that read "Tofu pudding can only be salty."

"Who goes there?! Who dares to start a fight here!"

"Come and fight, you heretics! Salty tofu pudding is the best!"

"Bro! I'm rooting for you! Tofu pudding has to be sweet!!"

Zhang Wenda dodged and weaved, and with the help of the red core that had just recovered a bit, he finally survived the Genie's barrage of lame jokes.

At this moment, Zhang Wenda hated this guy so much he wanted to grind his teeth. He shouted to Song Jianguo, who was chasing and intercepting him in the distance, "Stop him! Don't let him get away!"

After saying that, he went around to the other side. Faced with the three of them attacking him, the Genie naturally wouldn't sit idly by and kept launching various lame jokes.

"Cilantro is the best! I love cilantro the most!"

"Original"

At this moment, the flame war in the city has shifted, with everyone turning their attention to this side under the instigation of the genie.

For a moment, looking around, the sky was filled with profanities.

Zhang Wenda almost got hit by a "damn it" when he accidentally dropped something. He saw the genie in the distance shrink into a teacup and, taking advantage of its small size, carefully dodge inside.

He wanted to chase after him, but in this situation, it was already difficult enough to protect himself, let alone catch up with that guy.

"Damn it, are we just going to let this swindler get away like this?" Just as the other party was about to leave in the heavy rain, Zhang Wenda suddenly thought of a plan in his desperation, a skill he had just learned.

Then he pointed at the genie and shouted at the top of his lungs, "Don't let him get away! This guy is Little Blackie! He's insulting our brother!!"

(End of this chapter)