I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 460 The Red Envelopes Have Come to Life

Li Yan knew she was joking and took the snacks.

"Thank you, teacher. You don't need to be so polite. The test paper is also good; I can give it to Jiang Yingzhu."

Lin Aoshuang smiled and said, "She has enough to do today."

When Li Yan returned to the classroom, Jiang Yingzhu and the others were immediately surprised.

"Weren't you going to the office? Why are you coming back with a bag of snacks?"

Jiang Yingzhu flipped through the items and even saw a Want Want gift pack, which is a favorite among children.

She remembers seeing this thing often when visiting relatives during the Chinese New Year.

Lin Yufan glanced at the back and said, "It seems like my aunt bought it. I saw her buy a big bag of snacks at the supermarket when I was eating."

Lin Yufan spoke with a slightly sour tone.

“My aunt has never bought me so many snacks before.”

"Iceberg Teacher bought snacks for the class representative!!"

Yang Xiong, who was passing by, exclaimed in surprise, "Could it be that Teacher Lin is also impressed by Li Tiandi's unparalleled achievements?!"

"What does this have to do with grades? None of the other teachers gave Li Yan any snacks either."

Li Yan waved his hand and said to Jiang Yingzhu and the others:

"Last time I went out of school to buy milk tea, I ran into Ms. Lin whose bag was being snatched, and I helped her get it back."

Jiang Yingzhu and the others nodded and looked at Lin Yufan.

Lin Yufan looked confused. "Don't look at me. My aunt isn't my mother. How could I possibly know everything?"

Li Yan divided the snacks into portions, including spicy strips, potato chips, dried meat, and preserved fruit.

Teachers' salaries are not very high, especially for new teachers like Lin Aoshuang.

All these snacks cost quite a bit of money.

These days, everything is going up in price, but wages are hard to raise.

Li Yan had no idea how much teachers earned, especially in a prefecture-level city like this.

But I imagine it's only around three thousand.

Li Yan felt that Lin Aoshuang was really willing to spend so much.

By the afternoon, the whole bag of snacks had been almost completely devoured.

Li Yan himself ate quite a lot as well.

In the afternoon classes, no teacher paid any attention to him, so he just ate snacks to pass the time.

Jiang Yingzhu was practically drooling with envy.

She kept saying that Li Yan was shaking her resolve to follow the Tao.

"I am helping you cultivate your Dao heart."

As Li Yan spoke, he threw the snack wrappers into the trash bag hanging on the corner of the table.

To make it easier to dispose of trash, most students in the class prepare a trash bag.

Use someone else's without any preparation.

Li Yan used to use Jiang Yingzhu's, but now he has two, one on the left and one on the right.

By the end of the afternoon, both garbage bags were full.

There are other reasons too; snacks taste better when you're young and in your prime. And things you don't have to buy yourself just really do taste better.

Li Yan remembers that he stopped liking to eat after he turned twenty.

Spicy strips are too salty and oily, potato chips are too dry and greasy, and jerky is hard to chew.

Even canned yellow peaches seemed too sweet to him.

I'm not that I don't eat snacks, I just don't have the same interest as before.

During her evening break, Jiang Yingzhu was busy catching up on her homework so she could have a great time the next day.

Hua Junshu went to the cafeteria to buy food for Li Yan and the other two.

Li Yan and Mei Mengqian went to the post office together to mail a letter.

The mountain bike left shallow tracks on the ground, and withered yellow leaves were swept up by the wind, gently brushing against the trouser legs of the girl on the back seat.

Mei Mengqian was wearing straight-leg pants today. She was sitting sideways on the back of Li Yan's seat. There was no sense of her skirt fluttering, but she still felt very good about it.

She can see the path she's walking on clearly, and at the same time, she can enjoy the feeling of the wind.

At this moment, her hair traced the marks of the wind, and the slanting rays of the sunset made the autumn chill seem insignificant in the fiery red of the setting sun.

"Li Yan, it seems like we haven't exchanged letters in a long time."

Upon hearing this, Li Yan, who was riding his bicycle, nodded.

Since his classmate enrolled in school, Xinyou has rarely used his pseudonym in order to conceal his identity.

"You still want to write a letter? Do you want me to pretend I don't know you?"

“No need to pretend, I think we can continue writing, just like before,” Mei Mengqian said.

Li Yan chuckled. "It's good to be young. You're studying, writing books, and now you're writing letters too."

"Okay."

The post office wasn't far from the No. 6 Middle School; it took me five minutes to reach my destination by bike.

There's no need to go to the counter to do anything; just drop the envelope containing your entry in.

Mei Mengqian glanced at the post office; it was already closed.

"Someone will sort through these letters on Monday. Let's go."

Li Yan glanced at her and turned his mountain bike around.

"Okay."

For some reason, Mei Mengqian always felt that the journey back home was exceptionally fast.

Actually, she was right; Li Yan was eager to go back and have some fun.

In the cafeteria, Ma Liang deliberately didn't eat with Bin Ge and the other two today.

He slipped away under the pretext of taking a dump, went to his dorm, quickly charged his phone, and finally turned it on while anxiously waiting.

Ma Liang opened the data, logged into QQ, and finally saw the notification from the ID "Master Shenhe".

Lord Divine Crane: Hello, what would you like to ask?

Ma Liang didn't expect the other party to be so direct, so he asked directly in return.

Liangchen: 112xxx, this is the information of the QQ account owner.

Shenhe immediately sent Jiang Xinyue's basic information, such as her name and grade.

"it is true!"

Ma Liang was pleasantly surprised, and then asked Jiang Xinyue about her preferences.

Lord Divine Crane: I can only tell you one preference. Further details will require payment. You'll have to figure out what questions you need yourself.

Ma Liang hesitated for a moment, thought to himself, and finally decided to ask Jiang Xinyue what color she liked.

After all, this can be used on himself to verify what this guy said, and it can also become a method for future strategies.

He asked the question immediately.

Lord Divine Crane: Great Success

Liangchen: Really?
Lord Divine Crane: According to our big data analysis, this is the most likely outcome. For me to lie to you would be tantamount to ruining my own livelihood.
With both big data and real-world evidence to back it up, Ma Liang believed it.

He immediately started rummaging through his clothes, and finding none in bright red or purple, he left the dormitory to go out and buy some.

As soon as Ma Liang reached the stairwell, he ran into Zhang Wei, who was playing on his phone while going upstairs.

"Brother Wei, have you finished eating?"

"Ryoko, what are you doing here?"

Both of them were taken aback for a moment, and then replied:

"I accidentally pooped on my pants and came back to change my clothes."

"I'm done eating. I'll come back to get my power bank."

The two answered one after the other, and then Zhang Wei burst out laughing, "Pooping in your pants?! Hahaha, you're something else!"

He chuckled and patted Ma Liang on the shoulder. "Don't worry, I'll keep it a secret."

Ma Liang nodded with a look of trust.

The two immediately separated, and Zhang Wei went to the dormitory door, opening the door while sending a voice message.

"Haha, Brother Bin, I'm telling you, don't tell anyone that Ma Liang soiled his pants in the toilet!"

He sent the message, opened the door, and saw that Lord Shenhe had sent a message.

Click on it immediately and you'll see a handwritten price list.

Lord Divine Crane: This is the other party's price information, please take a look.

Zhang Wei clicked to view and saw that one of the items was free.

"You can choose your favorite color for free? And the phone number costs fifty! That's a fucking rip-off!"

"Never mind, let's see if what he said is entirely true."

Zhang Wei asked about his favorite color.

Then, glancing around the dormitory, I saw a pile of clothes on Ma Liang's desk.

"You washed your pants so quickly?"

Zhang Wei was puzzled, but at the same time he saw Lord Shenhe's reply.

He left the chat and prepared to find a red outfit to wear.

Just then, I saw someone tag me in the class group chat.

Zhang Wei clicked on it, and there was a row of cowhide.

Then swipe up to see the voice message you sent.

Zhang Wei:
Zhang Wei long-pressed the message and tried to recall it! Why couldn't he recall it?!

Why is it limited to two minutes?

Ma Liang: @I'm not a bastard, Wei Ge, are you there?

Ma Liang: Wasn't it supposed to be a secret?

Immediately, a row of funny, squinting smiling emojis flooded the screen.

Lin Yufan: You think Zhang Wei, with his loudspeaker, can keep it a secret? He could make the whole world know the next day.

Yang Xiong: Ma Liang, next time you have something embarrassing to say, tell me. I'm tight-lipped.

Inside the classroom, everyone quickly forgot about Ma Liang's embarrassing incident and started talking about other things.

After all, most people are eating, but some people with strong imaginations and vivid imagery lose their appetite just by talking about this.

Jiang Yingzhu, Hua Junshu, and Mei Mengqian stood side by side in the corridor outside the classroom, eating and chatting at the same time.

It's simply a beautiful sight.

Standing next to them, Li Yan could clearly sense that there were many more people coming to the public water dispenser to get water during the evening break.

The radio station was playing "Maple," which created quite a mood.

At that moment, several exclamations from the stairwell shattered the quiet atmosphere.

Li Yan and Jiang Yingzhu looked towards the stairwell.

There, three fiery red figures—one fat and two thin—met.

Ye Daijia, wearing a bright red sports jacket, looked even more like a ball against the backdrop of the highly saturated red, as she moved from the direction of the toilet.

In the stairwell, Zhang Wei and Ma Liang, one in black and one in white, both wearing bright red sports jackets with their clothes pulled tight, came up the stairs looking embarrassed.

When they came out of the stairwell, they ran into Ye Daijia.

Zhang Wei and Ma Liang, who were already feeling a bit awkward, looked at Ye Daijia.

"you"

Ye Daijia looked at the two of them with a blank expression, "You two."

The scene fell silent for a moment.

Red is rarely seen in boys' clothing, especially in boys' high schools.

What's more, three of them appeared at once!
The three of them instantly became the most dazzling people on the fifth floor.

All eyes in the corridor on the entire floor were drawn to it.

"Pfft! Hahahaha!! You guys..."

Yu Qingya came up from downstairs, and then the opening scene struck her like lightning. She couldn't help but burst out laughing, pointing at them, clutching her stomach and speechless.

"Your red envelopes are practically sentient, hahaha!"

That smile was like setting off a powder keg.

A burst of laughter immediately erupted from the floor.

"May your business prosper and bring you good fortune!"

Liu Ming used his fist as a microphone and put it to his mouth, announcing, "I hereby declare that a new class darling has been born!"

"Okay, okay, what's the theme for this week's class pet?"

"Nonsense, it's obviously a joke!"

"What a talent! What kind of performance art is this?"

"Cough cough cough, don't laugh, what's so funny? This is our class's own idol group!"

"Yes, yes! Let's debut, we'll win!"

Yu Qingya laughed for a while, then, after hearing the nonsensical remarks from the class, she glanced at the three people who were clearly embarrassed, pursed her lips, and patted them one by one.

"Don't worry, it's not scary to wear the same outfit as someone else; it's embarrassing if you look worse!"

"All three are ugly, it will only be awkward."

Standing at the top of the stairs, Zhang Keke blurted out something subconsciously, then quickly lowered her head and ran away.

(End of this chapter)