I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 459 Denial of Accounts

"Too arrogant!"

Ma Liang slammed his hand heavily on the table, staring at Zhang Wei's phone screen, filled with righteous indignation. He felt a kind of anger, like someone using his milk to make money and then complaining about its poor quality.

Zhang Wei also looked grim and immediately clicked delete.

"This kind of evil behavior must not be encouraged. Although I want to pursue Jiang Xinyue, I will never do it this way."

After saying that, he emphasized again, "Even if I die, even if I jump off from here, I won't!"

"Brother Wei is right! I agree with you!" Xiao Shuai said.

Ma Liang nodded in agreement, took out his phone, and rejected He Shen's friend request from his alternate account.

Meanwhile, Ma Liang looked at the rows of applications and felt somewhat lost.

"Brother Wei, I never imagined there were so many thieves on our phones."

Zhang Wei sighed, "What can we do? We can't just stop using our phones."

"I can't let people think I'm easy to bully," Ma Liang said indignantly. "Why can they steal my information, but I can't do anything to them?!"

“You’re right, I have a plan,” Yu Bin said.

Zhang Wei was overjoyed, "Brother Bin, what's the plan?"

“Using someone else’s identity to go online, for example, the ID card I used to register my account is my grandmother’s, who just turned eighty.”

"Huh?" Xiao Shuai exclaimed in surprise, then clapped his hands. "Brilliant!"

Ma Liang disagreed somewhat. Perhaps it was because his parents always solved problems directly with violence, and he didn't like this roundabout and secretive approach.

"Brother Bin, this is too frustrating. Is there any way to make it quicker?"

"Uninstall QQ, King of Glory, Fetion, Taobao, and Alipay. Other apps can be registered without your phone number."

"It's still too frustrating. Should I avoid its sharp edge?" Ma Liang said.

"I don't know then. Why don't you study hard and become a senior executive in a big company in the future, and stir up trouble?"

Ma Liang felt that Bin Ge's wisdom was limited to this level, and in crucial moments, it was still up to him, Xiao Ma, to step in.

He opened Baidu and searched directly for Ma Yun's birthday.

Then he converted the date into the Eight Characters of Birth, and then drew a little person on the draft paper, wrote the Eight Characters on it, and marked the name above the head.

The next moment, he used a brush as a needle to poke the little man repeatedly!

"Crazy waterfall!"

Ma Liang let out a low groan, his strength penetrating the paper.

Zhang Wei and Xiao Shuai both gasped in shock.

"It's actually the legendary metaphysics!"

"Good, good, the metaphysics master has arrived, we are saved."

Zhang Wei nodded repeatedly. While Ma Liang was performing his magic, he took out his phone and secretly sent a verification message to the alternate account he had just deleted.

"Bro, I just accidentally touched it. Can we get to know each other again? I'm an idiot."

He Shen saw Zhang Wei's message, but decided to leave him hanging for a while.

He is currently making arrangements for Ye Daijia, and compared to Zhang Wei, he hates Ye Daijia even more!

The pain of breastfeeding will never be forgotten!

He Shen stared at his phone screen with a gloomy expression.

I am your Jia (Ye Daijia): Brother, are you serious?

Lord Shenhe: Of course, I have a lot of information about him here, which I have analyzed using highly intelligent AI technology. I can tell you anything you want to ask him.

I am your Jia: What color does she like?

Lord Shenhe: Extremely popular; people in the capital are more traditional.
He Shen made it up on the spot; he just wanted to see Ye Daijia become even uglier.

As for information, he has no information whatsoever.

The so-called bots in Telegram groups can at most find phone numbers, ID numbers, or names.

Some don't even exist.

He Shen had already tried it with everyone in the class and found that there were more than a dozen cases where the search failed.

However, there are paid options, but how could he possibly spend money?

Over there, Ye Daijia's face lit up with joy.

Once he dresses nicely and gains favor with Jiang Xinyue, we can move on to the next step.

Meanwhile, Ma Liang made an excuse to sneak out and added He Shen back as a friend.

"I'm sorry, Viagra, I couldn't control myself."

Li Yan observed these things with his divine sense, a look of great interest on his face.

Unfortunately, morning reading ended and it was time for class, so I couldn't watch the show.

On Saturday morning, during the first two periods of math, Zhao Ziwei came in and smiled:

"Yes, your chemistry teacher and I switched classes. Today, we'll have math in the first two periods."

"Everyone, take out your textbooks and turn to the section on spatial vectors. Today we will finish the last part of the content."

Below, the classroom was filled with mournful cries.

Math textbooks are already exhausting, and then there's the learning of new knowledge, not to mention the back-to-back physics classes with Lin Aoshuang after math class.

Someone raised their hand while picking up a book, "Teacher, the monthly exam is the day after tomorrow, shouldn't we review?"

"No need, your teacher believes in your abilities."

Everyone was speechless, thinking that Zhao Ziwei was probably just showing off.

A mere monthly exam, not worth mentioning, right?

Despite the complaints, classes still had to be attended.

Time flies when you're focused on absorbing new knowledge.

When the long break ended, Jiang Yingzhu finally emerged from her flow state.

That's when I realized I was hungry.

"Li Yan, I'm so tired and hungry."

"I'm so tired and hungry too." Mei Mengqian followed from the other side.

"Then go buy something to eat, and bring some back for me while you're at it."

As soon as he finished speaking, the two people stared at him from the left and right.

"You go buy it."

"That's right, you didn't attend class."

Li Yan pointed at Mei Mengqian and said, "Hey, what do you mean by not attending class? What else can I do if I don't attend class?"

Mei Mengqian glanced at her legs and pouted, "You know that yourself."

She snorted, thinking to herself that the scoundrel had touched her and was now denying it; she wouldn't let him do it again next time.

She didn't listen as attentively in math class as Jiang Yingzhu, because she already knew most of the material.

Jiang Yingzhu was puzzled by Mengmeng's behavior. What was going on? What were they doing in class?!
Li Yan stood up. "Alright, let me out. What do you want to eat?"

"Bean curd skin".

"I'll have a bowl of bean curd sheets, and some snacks and drinks too."

Li Yan nodded and walked out of the classroom.

Most of the people in the classroom were like him, having gone out to find something to eat.

Blending into the crowd, Li Yan stood out somewhat from his classmates who all looked like they were starving.

Therefore, Lin Aoshuang, who was eating in the cafeteria, spotted Li Yan at a glance.

Li Yan also noticed Teacher Lin's gaze. He nodded slightly, went to the window and ordered two servings of Sanxian Doupi (a type of tofu skin dish), and then went to the small supermarket to buy a few bags of snacks.

"Hey handsome, wanna have some oden? I'm selling it cheap, only 50 cents a skewer."

At the cashier, the shop owner was promoting his products to Li Yan as he scanned the code to pay.

The small supermarket near the teaching building started offering oden (Japanese hot pot), which took away a lot of his customers.

Especially during breaks between classes.

So he made one too, but it didn't work well and not many people bought it.

The owner had no choice but to sell the oden at a low price with tears in his eyes; it was better than throwing it all away.

Li Yan scanned the oden pots with his divine sense and found them all to be clean, so he took five yuan's worth.

"Beef meatballs, crab sticks, fish balls, and fish tofu, please. Extra spicy."

As Li Yan paid and left the supermarket, he ran into Lin Aoshuang again.

"Teacher, are you buying something?"

"Yeah, I just finished eating. I'll buy a bottle of water."

Lin Aoshuang nodded, her icy aura dissipating somewhat in front of Li Yan, and glanced at what Li Yan was holding.

"You like to eat these?"

Li Yan glanced at the sucking jelly, Want Want mini steamed buns, QQ candy, and Want Want milk in his hand, and coughed:
“Jiang Yingzhu likes them, so I bought them for her. I don’t like these childish snacks.”

"Oh."

Lin Aoshuang nodded, knowing that there should be some of his favorite foods in there.

Li Yan returned to the classroom and handed the things to Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian.

"Why are they all snacks for kids? Where are my potato chips, spicy strips, and jerky?!"

Jiang Yingzhu glanced at the things on the table and tossed the QQ candy to Yu Bing.

Yu Bing's eyes immediately lit up. "Thank you, Zhuzhu."

Jiang Yingzhu gave a few casual replies, then glanced at Li Yan.

"Why are you looking at me? That's all."

Jiang Yingzhu pursed her lips, took out a Want Want snack, and looked at the green packaging, feeling like her face had turned green.

"Is this safe to drink? Is it expired?"

“New packaging.” Li Yan shrugged. “Don’t you like trying new things? This is new. The QQ candy flavor was new too.”

"What does it smell like?"

As soon as Jiang Yingzhu asked the question, Yu Bing quietly hid the candy.

"lemon."

Jiang Yingzhu nodded, rummaged through the snack bag, and found that only small steamed buns were left, which didn't seem to be new products.

She then looked at the green Want Want logo.

"This color makes me lose all desire to drink it."

However, Jiang Yingzhu had a solution. She opened the Want Want milk bottle and poured it into the cup.

Soon after class started, Lin Aoshuang walked into the classroom, greeted everyone, and began the formal lesson.

To everyone's relief, this time it wasn't about learning new material, so everyone could relax a bit.

Then Li Yan saw Jiang Yingzhu greedily take a sip of the milk in her cup.

Seeing that Lin Aoshuang seemed unaware, she became a little bolder.

She took another big sip and shared it with Li Yan.

"I don't think this milk is as sweet as the original packaging. You should try it."

Mei Mengqian quietly pricked up her ears while keeping her eyes on the teacher, not daring to make such small movements during class.

Li Yan took the milk and tasted it.

"No, they're all too sweet."

"You don't know how to appreciate things." Jiang Yingzhu scoffed and quietly opened a bag of small steamed buns and soaked them in the milk.

Just as she took her first bite, Lin Aoshuang looked over.

"Jiang Yingzhu, what are you doing? Eating snacks during class?!"

Jiang Yingzhu tensed up, put away the cup, and wiped her mouth.

"Teacher, I'm verifying Newton's First Law in the question you just mentioned. According to the First Law, a stationary snack will remain stationary until an external force changes its state, and I'm changing its state."

Mei Mengqian couldn't help but laugh out loud, and a chorus of soft laughter came from those around her.

A slight smile appeared on Lin Aoshuang's face.

"Very good, then according to Newton's Third Law, your homework will be doubled today."

"Haha." Lin Yufan burst out laughing, then quickly covered her mouth.

Jiang Yingzhu had a bitter face. If the amount doubled, wouldn't that mean she would have to do an evening self-study session?

I still have other homework to do when I get back.

After class, Lin Aoshuang finished lecturing and looked in Li Yan's direction.

Jiang Yingzhu's heart skipped a beat, but Lin Aoshuang did not cause her any trouble.

"Li Yan, come to my office with me."

As soon as she finished speaking, Jiang Yingzhu patted her chest.

"So you were looking for Li Yan. It's good that you weren't looking for me."

Li Yan arrived at the grade office and followed Lin Aoshuang to her workstation.

Lin Aoshuang's office was near the window, and a potted green ivy was growing on the windowsill.

The desks were relatively tidy, although most teachers' desks seemed quite neat.

Li Yan was looking around when Lin Aoshuang picked up her clothes from her chair, revealing a large bag of snacks underneath.

She picked up the snacks and handed them to Li Yan.

"Here, this is what your teacher bought for you as a thank you for your help last time. I was thinking about how to thank you."

"I was thinking of giving you some practice problems, but you don't need them."

(End of this chapter)