I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 437 Playing with hair, covering eyes

In an instant, Xiao Shuai froze on the spot.

He closed his eyes, unsure how to avoid facing the head of student affairs.

This is ridiculous! I didn't get the grip on my mind, but I got the grip on my body first!

His first time was ruined by a greasy, bald, middle-aged man.

BYD, I really want to pee on his hands!
Xiao Shuai cursed inwardly, but with his hand gripped, he dared not move an inch.

The head of the teaching department was also very flustered.

I've been working for many years and have grasped many opportunities, but this is the first time I've truly grasped a real opportunity.

He quickly pulled his hand back, turned the ripped pocket inside out, and even smelled a faint Nestlé scent coming through the torn pocket.

Lin Aoshuang, who was standing to the side inspecting the girls, raised an eyebrow and silently moved a step away from the head teacher and Xiao Shuai.

Ma Liang and Zhang Wei, who were standing by the window and not far from the door, were also stunned.

"Holy crap! The head of student affairs is stealing Nestlé's nest!"

"Xiao Shuai even closed his eyes with a look of enjoyment on his face."

"Wow! That's hilarious!"

"666, this is awesome!"

Those nearby who heard the commotion rushed over, but unfortunately, they didn't witness the scene.

It wasn't a secret among the boys that Xiao Shuai's pants pocket was torn.

Following Ma Liang and Zhang Wei's discussion, gasps of surprise immediately arose.

Then the people in the next row all transformed into crooked-mouthed dragon kings.

I couldn't help but laugh.

"Ryoko, I feel like we're in some danger."

"No way"

Ma Liang hesitated for a moment, but Xiao Shuai's abstract understanding told him that this was indeed a possibility.

Meanwhile, a group of people who enjoyed watching the spectacle were all watching the drama unfold.

The headmaster left quietly, just as quietly as he had come.

Xiao Shuai quietly pulled up his pants.

Say goodbye to the inspection at the entrance.

Silence is in the corridor tonight.

Afterwards, Zhang Wei and Ma Liang stepped forward to be examined by Lin Aoshuang.

Since the head of the teaching department left, the boys' inspection was just a formality.

Zhang Wei and Ma Liang passed the test easily, as did the rest of the boys.

"Xiao Shuai, you look especially handsome tonight!"

"Wow, these pants are so cool! Where can I find the same style?"

"Haha, Xiuer, don't run away after school, the convenience store will treat you to grilled sausages."

"By the way, handsome, how does it feel to have someone hold your hand?"

Xiao Shuai had already recovered. Hearing this, he chuckled and reached for Hu Weiwen's crotch.

"Since you're so curious, I'll give it a try for you."

"Damn it, stay away from me." Hu Weiwen jumped back.

Jiang Yingzhu glanced behind her and nudged Li Yan.

"What's wrong with them? Why are they making such a fuss?"

Li Yan glanced at her. "Xiao Shuai had a hole in his pants pocket, and the head of the teaching department reached in to check."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Yingzhu was stunned, and all the girls around her were also taken aback.

Then the giggling sounds blended together.

Lin Yufan's personality is somewhat similar to Jiang Yingzhu's; they both enjoy watching the drama unfold.

Smiling, she turned to Xiao Shuai and asked, "Xiao Shuai, is it true? You got arrested by the head of the teaching department!"

"How come you all knew?!" Xiao Shuai was speechless.

"Really? Kukuku!"

Upon receiving affirmation, Lin Yufan could no longer contain herself.

Ma Liang then said, "Not only was Brother Xiao arrested, but he also closed his eyes and enjoyed it for a moment. I saw it with my own eyes, and Zhang Wei can testify to that."

“I swear on my integrity, this is true,” Zhang Wei said.

"Akaashi Akaashi!"

Xiao Shuai raised the Great Wilderness Imprisoning Heaven Finger. These people are utterly shameless in their attempts to please beautiful ladies.

Yu Bin coughed and asked a crucial question.

"Shuai, will you still be able to support yourself with your own hands in the future?"

"Oh dear, I think it's more likely that he's become impotent."

"I just passed through the security check and was walking back to my seat when I said this to Hu Die."

"Password!" Xiao Shuai cursed. "I sacrificed my own interests for the greater good, and you're not only unmoved, but you're also mocking me. Where are your morals?!"

Hu Die chuckled, "Xiao Shuai, you've already been defiled by an old man, you have no morals whatsoever."

A burst of barely suppressed laughter erupted from those around them.

"Akaishi!"

Just then, Li Ping, who had finished handing over the work with Lin Aoshuang, walked in and coughed.

"Everyone should pay attention to their appearance in the future and try to dress neatly, especially their underwear. Pay attention to hygiene, especially for students living in dormitories."

As soon as he said this, a murmur of laughter rippled through the crowd below, and many people cast gloating glances at Xiao Shuai.

The heroic deeds spread far and wide, and now even the homeroom teacher knows about them.

Xiao Shuai remained expressionless, his face aloof.

He doesn't even wear long johns, so why would he need underwear?

Upright and fearless.

Li Ping offered a reminder, but didn't say anything more.

"We're showing you a movie today, class monitor, please turn on the multimedia system."

Upon hearing this, the class erupted in cheers.

"Great!"

The remaining evening study time is enough to watch a two-hour movie.

It's not appropriate to show romantic movies in schools.

So Ye Hui showed the animated film "Monkey King: Hero Is Back".

Monkey King: Hero Is Back can be said to have kicked open the market door for domestic animated films.

However, not many students in the class have actually gone to see it in the cinema.

Upon seeing Ye Hui's choice, everyone began to discuss it curiously.

“I’ve seen this movie, it’s pretty good,” Ye Daijia said, tilting her chin up.

"Turn off the lights! Turn off the lights!"

"Pull the curtains!"

"Why did you turn off all the lights? I'm still doing my practice problems!" He Shen frowned, somewhat annoyed.

Upon hearing this, Ye Daijia, who was at odds with He Shen, immediately retorted: "Stop pretending to be a father. I wouldn't mind if I got 600 points, what are you barking about, you dog with just over 500 points?"

He Shen's expression changed. He was two rows away from Ye Daijia, but he was not afraid at all.

"What right do you have to talk about me? You got the lowest score in the class, no, the lowest score in the whole grade, a piece of trash with a score of 200. Even a pig could lick its test paper twice and still do better than you."

"What did you say!!"

Ye Daijia suddenly stood up and glared angrily at He Shen.

"You're a pig-brain, you can't understand human language. I'd say even a pig would do better on the exam than you," He Shen said.

Upon hearing this, Ye Daijia became completely enraged, left her seat, and attacked He Shen.

Just then, He Shen shouted, "Teacher, Ye Daijia is going to hit me!"

Instantly, the previously noisy classroom fell silent, and everyone turned to look behind them.

Li Ping's face darkened, and he asked the back row to turn on the lights. Sure enough, he saw Ye Daijia leave her seat, looking like she was about to cause trouble.

"Ye Daijia, come out with me."

Li Ping said in a deep voice and walked out.

Ye Daijia glanced at He Shen with a gloomy expression, then followed him.

"I'm speechless. That bastard He Shen is quite insidious."

"You guys should be more careful from now on."

Jiang Yingzhu sighed regretfully when she saw that no fight had broken out; it was really boring without any excitement.

She had shown "Monkey King: Hero Is Back" to Li Yan before, but now she had no interest in it at all.

Mei Mengqian, on the other hand, watched very attentively.

Jiang Yingzhu looked around, took out her phone, and began processing the daily messages on her Douyin account. She filtered out Lao Deng, who might be posing as a merchant, and blocked him.

Li Yan watched a movie while checking the first draft of today's artifact spirit.

At the same time, he always felt that sitting and watching was boring and tasteless.

So he reached into the drawer, channeled his spiritual energy, caused spatial fluctuations, and a large bag of spicy strips appeared in his hand.

Li Yan opened the packaging, took out a bag of spicy strips, and with a tearing sound, a sweet and spicy aroma filled the air.

It immediately attracted the attention of Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian.

"Li Yan, you've been stealing food!"

When did you buy the Nanjing roast duck?

Looking at the all-red packaging, Mei Mengqian suddenly felt a little hungry.

"I want to eat, too."

Unlike her gentle and quiet classmate who only said she wanted to eat, Jiang Yingzhu had already reached into Li Yan's drawer.

In an instant, several packets of Nanjing roast duck were taken away.

Jiang Yingzhu shared with those around her.

Mei Mengqian also received spicy strips personally given to her by Li Yan.

"Here you go, this package is imported."

"I do not want."

"Actually, it hasn't been imported yet."

Mei Mengqian hesitated for a moment before taking the opened bag from his hand.

Jiang Yingzhu slowly finished the spicy snack, but she was still a little unsatisfied.

She leaned over and lay directly on Li Yan's lap, her face facing his drawer.

Reach into the drawer, turn on your phone's flashlight, and look for snacks.

"It's really gone."

"I don't believe it; seeing is believing."

Li Yan sighed and looked down. Jiang Yingzhu was quite light, and he didn't feel anything when she was pressed against his leg.

His sleek and clean profile looked mysterious in the darkness, his mouth bulging as if he had just swallowed something.

He had one hand on her waist, and the other hand was playing with a few strands of her hair. Jiang Yingzhu had short hair, so he rarely had the chance to do that.

It wasn't that fun.

Jiang Yingzhu hadn't noticed anything amiss; she was only focused on finding something to eat.

Once they couldn't find it, they immediately discovered someone's mischievous hand.

She didn't move around much, but she felt strange being held down by the waist and having her hair played with like that.

She didn't rush to get up, fantasizing that she could control her hair, wrap it around Li Yan's hand, and play with it.

However, it is obviously impossible to do so.

Fantasy was useless, so Jiang Yingzhu decided not to let Li Yan play anymore.

So she turned over and went from lying on her side to lying on her back.

Looking up, you can see Li Yan's face.

This guy looks good even from this deathly angle.

Jiang Yingzhu decided to wait until after evening self-study to go outside the school to buy some oily late-night snacks.

Feed this guy until he's fat!
Just then, Jiang Yingzhu heard Mengmeng's voice.

"Zhuzhu, have you found her? Or should I help you look for her?"

"Didn't find it, I'm going to take a break."

Jiang Yingzhu looked up at Mengmeng's eyebrows, trying to see her expression.

Mengmeng was definitely pouting.

As she was thinking, she saw her phone pointing at her.

Mengmeng is taking pictures!
Jiang Yingzhu was puzzled.

As if she understood her expression, Mei Mengqian said, "Li Yan asked me to take the picture."

Jiang Yingzhu remained puzzled, "He didn't say anything."

"A note."

Jiang Yingzhu felt that this person was crazy; why was he filming him?

Just then, she heard Mengmeng say:

"Zhuzhu, the homeroom teacher will be coming in soon."

“Li Ping is nothing but a nobody, he wouldn’t dare to act presumptuously in front of me.”

Jiang Yingzhu raised her chin, looking arrogant.

At the same time, she glanced at Mengmeng's expression out of the corner of her eye.

Seeing her secretly pouting, looking unhappy, Jiang Yingzhu smiled.

Just then, she saw Mengmeng looking thoughtful, and then felt her eyes being covered by a hand.

"Li Yan, what are you doing?"

"Let go."

As Li Yan spoke, he glanced helplessly at Mengmeng.

His large hand was being held by a small hand and placed over Jiang Yingzhu's eyes, obscuring her vision.

Li Yan gave Mengmeng a strange look, wondering what she was planning to do next.

(End of this chapter)