I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 436 Wonderful

When Jiang Yingzhu and her two friends bought pancakes, they didn't notice that there was another classmate from Class One not far behind them.

Chen Xiyuan queued up and bought the same pancake as Li Yan, thinking to himself.

"If I eat the same food as Li Yan, I should be able to improve my grades."

He didn't want it to be like this, but he couldn't help it; he was too eager to improve.

Back at school with the pancake in hand, Chen Xiyuan took out his phone, opened the homework help app, and started doing practice problems.

He would take time to help people answer questions on Zuoyebang (a Chinese homework help platform), which not only helped him improve his skills but also allowed him to earn some extra money.

Although Chen Xiyuan wasn't exactly short of money, the feeling of monetizing his knowledge was quite nice.

So engrossed in his work, Chen Xiyuan didn't notice that the head of the teaching department was watching him.

"Wow, Chen Xiyuan is so bold. The dean of students is sitting next to him, and he is still calm and composed."

Behind them, Qin Wenwen, who was also heading towards the classroom and going upstairs, said to Ye Cheng.

Ye Cheng took Qin Wenwen's hand and nodded.

"Indeed, unlike us, we have to hide behind each other's backs when we hold hands."

"Maybe that's why good grades are easier to manage," Qin Wenwen said enviously, then perked up.

"Wow, Cheng, if we get into the top ten in the grade, wouldn't we be able to impress the head of student affairs?"

"Indeed, it sounds pretty exciting."

The two exchanged a glance, and Ye Cheng suddenly said, "But Wenwen, we've been working hard since the start of the semester."

Just as Qin Wenwen was about to speak, the head of the teaching department suddenly coughed.

The two immediately pulled their hands away and looked ahead.

The head of the teaching department blocked Chen Xiyuan's path, and it seemed that Chen Xiyuan had bumped into him.

"Hey kid, you're way too arrogant! Playing on your phone so openly in school, don't you even watch where you're going?"

Chen Xiyuan gripped his phone tightly, looked up, and froze.

"Teacher, I was just doing practice problems, I didn't do anything else."

"Which class are you in?" the head of student affairs asked, staring at him.

"Zhou Haiyang, Class 5, Grade 11".

Chen Xiyuan casually gave a name, but he didn't know why he remembered it.

It sounds like he has poor grades.

"Zhou Haiyang, right? I'll remember that. Even when doing practice problems, you can't use your phone!"

The head of the teaching department glanced at the kid and saw through him immediately.

This morning I was receiving a science award on the podium, and this afternoon I became a humanities student?
Because he was in the top ten of the grade, the dean of students did not confiscate his phone.

Instead, they sent him away and used this incident to give Li Ping a good talking-to.

I'm not even old yet, and Little Li has already started.

Chen Xiyuan walked back to Class 5 in a daze and found a stranger sitting in his seat.

Suddenly stunned.

Looking around, I realized I had entered the wrong class and awkwardly left.

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Li Yan opened the pancakes that Xiao Qingmei had brought and gave her a suspicious look.
"You didn't lick it, did you?"

Jiang Yingzhu was speechless. "If you're not going to eat it, Mengmeng and I will share it."

"No, it doesn't." Li Yan took a bite. "What a pity, I wanted something sweeter."

Jiang Yingzhu was speechless, muttered "You're crazy," and started doing practice problems.

Although her grades improved by a few places, Jiang Yingzhu still felt a sense of urgency.

Because the scores of the bottom five are not much different.

Whether to maintain her current score or to further improve it, she still needs to continue to work hard.

Monday evening study session is for Chinese, which is just enough time to finish a math worksheet.

Seeing that his childhood sweetheart wouldn't let him tease her anymore, Li Yan got up and went to the corridor to stretch his legs.

While listening to the music my deskmate was playing on the radio, I glanced at the sky, which was already half dark.

Evening self-study has begun.

Chen Xiyuan sat in his seat, shifting occasionally like a maggot.

He was worried that Li Ping would talk to him when he arrived.

Gan Tiantian frowned and glanced at Chen Xiyuan to her side.

This guy has been twisting and turning ever since the preparatory bell rang.

That's not a big deal, but he keeps bumping into multimedia equipment.

Gan Tiantian's position was directly opposite the area where the chalk was placed. He was startled, and a layer of dust fell in front of her.

Who can bear this?

"Chen Xiyuan, can you stop being so awkward? Do you have hemorrhoids?!"

Gan Tiantian said somewhat impatiently that the fact that she could get along with Jiang Yingzhu meant she wasn't a gentle person.

When faced with unpleasant situations, they tend to be straightforward.

Either eliminate the other side, or both sides suffer heavy losses.

Therefore, her voice became somewhat loud.

This was heard by half the classroom, immediately eliciting a burst of laughter.

"Hemorrhoids! Haha, is Zhizhixing going to become Hemorrhoids Xing?!"

"You know what, my brother Chen sits there working hard every day, and there are actually risks involved."

"Hey, my family sells medicine. Get a 20% discount if you buy medicine from me."

Chen Xiyuan's face turned red, and his body stiffened.

"No, I'm sorry."

"It'll feel awkward if I don't have it." Gan Tiantian rolled her eyes.

Li Yan glanced up at the doorway and said to Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian:

"You two, give me your phones."

"Ok?"

"what?"

Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian were taken aback, not understanding why he wanted both of their phones at the same time.

But the next moment, they understood.

Li Ping walked in with Lin Aoshuang and the head of the teaching department, each carrying a detector and a bag.

"Everyone, stop what you're doing and get outside! We're conducting a surprise cell phone check for the entire grade today!"

Upon hearing this, Yu Bin and Xiao Shuai, who were playing games, changed their expressions.

Many students in the class also narrowed their eyes slightly.

"Holy crap! So sudden." "What's going on, suddenly taking away your phone?"

"Stop babbling and hurry up and hide the stuff."

A murmur of discussion spread, creating a commotion. Li Ping slapped the table and repeated himself.

Only then did everyone reluctantly stand up.

Ma Liang looked around and saw many people on both sides of the wall discreetly slipping their phones into the curtains, and his eyes lit up with surprise.

"Ah Cheng, can I stuff this in?"

"No way, Brother Ma, this is a custom-made pocket that can hold two phones."

Ye Cheng replied in a low voice, "And at most, it can only fit our group. Any more and we'll be discovered."

Ma Liang glanced at the curtains, which were now hanging more heavily, and sighed.

He looked to the other side and found the same thing, then looked ahead.

Yu Qingya, Ling Ningshan, and the others were seen stuffing their phones into Li Yan's backpack.

Ma Liang opened his mouth, but hesitated to join in.

He looked at his accomplices beside him.

"Brother Wei, Brother Xiao, Brother Bin, what should I do?"

This setup clearly indicates that they're checking both people and seats.

He didn't even know how to hide his phone.

Yu Bin remained calm and composed, saying, "What's the rush? I have my own hidden plans."

"What brilliant plan do you have, sir?" Xiao Shuai asked quickly, he was also very anxious.

Yu Bin smiled calmly, and taking advantage of the moment he turned around, under the watchful eyes of Ma Liang and the other two, he pulled down his pants and stuffed his phone into his crotch.

"With my belt securing it, my phone will never be lost."

"Wonderful!"

Zhang Wei's eyes lit up, and he followed suit.

Ma Liang hesitated a bit, mainly because his pants weren't that tight and he didn't have a belt to cover them up.

As he walked out of the classroom, he could already see the spot where the teacher would tap the inspection device to make it go off during the inspection.

Yu Bin noticed his embarrassment and patted him on the shoulder.

"Liangzi, let me show you an advanced trick. Shuaizi, you cooperate with me."

He gave Xiao Shuai a look and walked to the front of the line, clearly intending to be the first to undergo the check-up.

Xiao Shuai's eyes lit up, and he immediately placed his phone against the windowsill.

While Ma Liang was still wondering, Yu Bin had already begun his examination.

"Drip!"

When the detector sounded the alarm, Yu Bin immediately pulled up his shirt, exposing his waist and trousers.

"Teacher, this is my belt."

Lin Aoshuang glanced at the head of the teaching department, who patted him on the shoulder, indicating he was impressed with Yu Bin's grades, and waved him in.

Yu Bin smiled immediately and walked into the classroom.

Then they saw Li Yan and the others already seated.

He smirked, cursing Li Ping as a hypocrite.

He glanced again at Li Ping, who was checking each student's desk in the back row.

Yu Bin pretended to be going to throw away the trash at the back door and walked along a passageway against the wall.

As he passed by the window, he observed Li Ping's movements while discreetly raising his hand, reaching out the window, and taking Xiao Shuai's phone that was placed against the windowsill.

The entire movement was seamless, as if he were simply going to throw away the trash.

The people at the window were stunned!

"Xiu'er!"

"How could that be! Such a great location, and I didn't even notice it."

"If I had known I would bring my phone, I would have sat here. It's so convenient."

A few boys in a group gasped in unison, leaving Ma Liang stunned.

Xiao Shuai smiled.

"Ryoko, it's my turn. You know what to do."

Upon hearing this, Ma Liang nodded.

"I know, don't worry, Brother Xiao!"

Xiao Shuai smiled with relief, feeling relaxed, and walked up to the head of the teaching department with his head held high.

When the head of the teaching department saw him like this, he immediately sensed something was wrong. Was he so arrogant because he thought he would never be able to find his phone?

The head of student affairs looked serious and decided to focus his attention on this student.

He's been teaching for so many years, he can tell at a glance if his students are cunning.

That's a slippery character!
They definitely brought their phone!

The head of teaching used both his detector and his hands to carefully examine Xiao Shuai, starting from his shoulders and even scrutinizing his armpits.

"Drip!"

The scanner detected Xiao Shuai's thigh and sounded an alarm.

"Take it out!" the head of the teaching department said sternly.

"Teacher, I don't have a cell phone, it's the metal buckle on my pants."

Xiao Shuai tugged at his work pants, which had many pockets and openings.

The head of the teaching department has seen this kind of situation many times. Some students like to do things like "blind spots," "back pockets," or "bucket pockets."

Some students even used the entire inner lining of their pants as pockets.

The head of the teaching department chuckled. "Not even in the top ten of the grade, yet you dare to act arrogantly in front of me."

"You're not going to take it? Fine, I'll take it myself!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he grabbed Xiao Shuai's arm to prevent him from escaping.

With her other hand, she placed it against the outside of Xiao Shuai's thigh and reached down.

He reached down to his foot and found nothing foreign, so he immediately knew the problem was inside.

As he stood up, he immediately slipped his hand into Xiao Shuai's pocket.

Xiao Shuai didn't think anything of it at first, but suddenly his expression changed drastically. He looked at the dean of students with fear in his eyes and tried to back away, but was held back tightly.

He shouted in alarm:
"Wait! Teacher!! I need a bean bag!"

"What are you waiting for? Still trying to run? Huh?!"

The head of the teaching department reached into a hole without any resistance, and then his expression suddenly changed!
By the time he realized he had grabbed something, it was too late!

(End of this chapter)