I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 422 Hitting someone is wrong, stepping on me is wrong.

"fall in love?"

Upon hearing this, Ms. Fang immediately perked up.

"Then I'll have to take a look."

Ms. Fang opened the book and began to read it slowly, chatting with Ye Qian from time to time.

When was Mengmeng's book written?

"Around July or August."

"It took quite a while to write that."

Ms. Fang nodded and began browsing the page quickly.

The beginning of the story is quite interesting.

The protagonist, Yan Li, was caught slacking off at work by her boss, who then took her home to set her up on a blind date with his daughter. Since the female lead needed a man to use as a shield against being pressured to get married, they ended up getting together.

Then, the female lead, Mu Linxi, used this as an excuse to go out and live alone, and happened to move into the male lead's house.

At the same time, Ms. Fang also learned the identity of the female protagonist.

A young singer whose career is rapidly developing in the music industry. And the male protagonist's so-called "golden finger"—plagiarism.

Ms. Fang clicked her tongue, thinking to herself, "Li Yan and Yan Li, isn't this just based on my Li Yan?"

As if knowing what Ms. Fang was thinking, Ye Qian said:

"The protagonist's name is Yan Li, which is probably just Li Yan reversed. Mengmeng is only familiar with this little guy Li Yan, so she might use him as the prototype for the male protagonist."

"Is that so? Li Yan is such a lazy guy, how could he be a leading actor?" Ms. Fang said.

Ye Qian smiled and said, "Li Yan is quite outstanding. There are some interesting interactions later on. Sister Fang, you can take a look, but don't take it too seriously. My daughter is quite imaginative too."

Upon hearing this, Ms. Fang was taken aback and flipped to the chapter list to look for suspicious information.

Then it was found very easily, mainly because the chapter title was too striking—"The First Kiss".

She couldn't resist clicking to take a look.

The plot development of those dozens of chapters is unknown.

However, this chapter describes the male protagonist, Yan Li, drinking at his father-in-law's house.

The two drank until late at night, and the father-in-law also got drunk.

The female lead, Mu Linxi, comes out to make arrangements for Yan Li.

The chapter descriptions show that the two have become much more familiar with each other.

Then Yan Li, drunk, sang for Mu Linxi, and somehow, at some point, he touched the female lead's heart.

So Mu Linxi took advantage of the male lead's sleep and kissed him.

Ms. Fang smiled like an aunt, then fell into deep thought.

Could this be the real experience of those two children?

Mengmeng is like this with Li Yan.

Zhu Zhu and Li Yan grew up together, how could that be allowed?!
"Hey, Ye, what about those two, drinking and singing?"

"I don't know." Ye Qian shook her head. "But I guess it's fictional. Mengmeng has never seen what a drunk person looks like. If they're drunk, how can they sing beautifully?"

Ms. Fang thought about the scene when her husband, Mr. Li, got drunk and nodded in agreement.

"Too."

"Sister Fang, keep reading, it's quite interesting. I usually use these plots to study my daughter's current psychology."

Ms. Fang nodded and decided to order everything.

Then he also gifted the male and female protagonists of the book a silver treasure chest.

Then came another round of clicking sounds.

She finally understood why Ye Qian had said those things to her before.

In the following chapters, there are scenes of kneeling on a washboard.

Mengmeng, no, I mean Mu Linxi, liked to take advantage of these moments to tease the protagonist, Yan Li.

Some of the descriptions left Ms. Fang somewhat stunned.

I can only marvel at how daring these young people are to write these days.

And that's why she understood.

After all, knowing that the author behind it was Mei Mengqian, and that she lived with her son.

If these scenes are taken as realistic, it would be a bit misleading.

"go back?"

In the small supermarket, Li Yan accompanied Mengmeng for a stroll and bought her just enough items to cover her cash needs.

"Uh-huh."

Mei Mengqian nodded and went to the counter to pay.

Seeing that there were freshly grilled sausages in the sausage grilling machine, I bought one.

Carrying a large bag of snacks, she walked out of the small supermarket and handed the grilled sausage to Li Yan.

"Give!"

Li Yan opened his mouth.

Mei Mengqian's eyes widened in surprise, then she put the sausage into his mouth.

"I'm good to you, right? I only buy you grilled sausages."

"This sausage is just for you; your other friends don't get one."

That made Delilah furious.

Li Yan, with a grilled sausage in his mouth, blinked.

"so what?"

"No so."

Mei Mengqian turned her head and smiled, her smile gentle and graceful, like the clear water rippling softly beneath the willow branches.

"Remember my kindness. If my mother mentions writing a book at noon, don't betray me."

Li Yan found it amusing that Ms. Fang already knew, and that Ye Qian was discussing it with her.

He concealed the strangeness on his face and nodded to Mei Mengqian.

"Okay, okay, I promise I won't tell."

Seeing that Mengmeng was satisfied, he couldn't help but feel curious.

"It's no use if I don't say anything; Zhuzhu and Senior Sister both know."

Mei Mengqian lifted the large bag of snacks in her hand.

"These are bribes for Zhuzhu. Senior sister isn't one to keep secrets, so she definitely won't tell."

Li Yan rolled his eyes and pointed.

"Is this how you play it? I only have one sausage, but all the snacks I have are from Zhuzhu."

"Anyway, you don't eat snacks."

Feeling guilty, Mei Mengqian turned her head away and quickly walked in front of Li Yan.

Back in the classroom, he began bribing Jiang Yingzhu.

Jiang Yingzhu couldn't withstand this test and immediately agreed with a full promise.

When Li Yan returned to his seat, his classmate took advantage of Jiang Yingzhu getting up to share snacks.

She took Li Yan's hand, placed it on her thigh, and then took it off.

Li Yan glanced at her with a puzzled look.

"I let you touch my leg, so don't be angry," my deskmate said, blushing.

Li Yan looked thoughtful, leaned closer, and asked, "Even if I'm still angry, can I still touch it?"

"cannot!"

Mei Mengqian lowered her head and pulled her leg back as well.

"Then I'll ignore you."

"Ignoring me?" Li Yan stroked his chin. "Then can't I just keep going?"

"Can't!"

Mei Mengqian blushed and glared at her, as if she were trying to act cute.

"So, are you going to talk to me or not?"

"You're so annoying." Mei Mengqian knew this person was just teasing her, but there was nothing she could do about it.

The bear is about to burst from holding it in.

There's no way to deal with shameless people.

"Punch you!"

Mei Mengqian threw a light punch, feeling much better.

No wonder Zhuzhu always likes to take action.

Taking action might not necessarily be useful to Li Yan, but at least it would make me feel better.

Seeing that he had amused his little classmate to the point of starting to get physical, Li Yan said:

"Hitting people is wrong, but you can step on me."

Mei Mengqian rolled her eyes and punched him again.

"I'm not going to reward you."

"Huh?" Li Yan asked, trying to clarify her incorrect idea: "I didn't, I'm not, don't talk nonsense."

"I saw it all."

Mei Mengqian squinted, realizing that subduing Li Yan wouldn't be possible with just her hands; she would need to use both her hands and mouth.

She continued her accusations: "We washed your feet last week. Every time, you would deliberately annoy Zhuzhu, and then she would kick you, and you seemed to enjoy it."

As soon as she finished speaking, Yu Qingya was filled with excitement, wishing there was a button in front of her to throw out all her possessions so that Mengmeng could talk more.

"So that's how it is." Jiang Yingzhu, who had been walking around, unknowingly came up behind Mengmeng and suddenly realized.

Then, looking at Li Yan, she said, "That's so perverted."

"I'm too lazy to talk to you guys."

Li Yan rolled his eyes; it was blatant slander.

The story about the little female ghost living in my house who was afraid I'd be too popular at school and tried to smear me in class.

Li Yan chose to isolate his deskmate and childhood sweetheart.

Jiang Yingzhu returned to her seat, not intending to let him off the hook.

She heard it all; this guy actually tried to touch Mengmeng's leg!

So, she and Mengmeng started criticizing him together, and the balance of power shifted instantly.

Unable to remain isolated, Li Yan placed his hands on his left and right legs and closed his eyes to rest.

Hey! The sound is gone. Isn't that strange?

Mei Mengqian and Jiang Yingzhu glanced at their legs, instinctively raised their hands to slap them away, and remained silent.

"Tsk tsk, did you touch the switch?"

Someone's words drifted into their ears, making them feel ashamed: what switch?

He deserves a punch.

boom!
"That's great, maybe I can be like that someday." Qin Ning glanced enviously at Li Yan and the other two who were fooling around to the side, and went to Zhu Gelin in the third row.

"Zhuge, what do you think I should do to execute the plan?"

He knew that Zhu Gelin seemed to be very knowledgeable about matters of the heart.

"That's easy, your plan is already very detailed."

Zhu Gelin shook the fan he had folded from a Chinese language exam paper.

"However, there are three more important points that you haven't noticed."

"There are three points? What are they?" Qin Ning asked.

Zhu Gelin smiled slightly. "First of all, look at the corner of my table, isn't it missing the corner of a bottle of soda?"

Qin Ning glanced at it and thought, "If there were a bottle of soda here, every guy passing by would take a second look."

"Yes, I'll go buy it in a bit!"

"Not bad." Zhu Gelin was very satisfied with his comprehension, unlike Yang Xiong, who asked him if the corner of the table was dry.

He said that nothing should be placed on the desk, as the homeroom teacher had said so.

Damn! His homeroom teacher's words carry more weight than his father's.

Even a dog would shake its head at this. Zhu Gelin continued speaking to Qin Ning:

"Secondly, since you want to start with the parents, you need to make sure Zhang Keke's parents will be there."

"Then, you also need to find out who Zhang Keke's parents are during the parent-teacher meeting in the afternoon."

"Only then can you carry out your plans for currying favor."

Qin Ning suddenly understood after listening, "That's so true, Zhuge! But you just mentioned three points, what's the third one?"

"There is one more point, which is more important than the other two."

Zhu Gelin coughed, "I need to become a VIP member to answer your question."

"?"

"Buy me another bottle of water this afternoon."

"it is good."

Xiao Shuai twitched the corner of his mouth, thinking to himself, "Damn, this relationship counseling is so profitable?"
Yang Xiong, however, was oblivious to everything else and focused solely on his homework.

He felt that Lao Zhu was trying to fool people again.

However, he doesn't intend to interfere.

Qin Ning learned his lesson after suffering a loss.

"Qin Ning, you're quite good; you're a smart person."

Zhu Gelin liked intelligent people, and Qin Ning, who was in front of him, was second only to him in intelligence.

So he continued, "The last point is that you need to be thick-skinned. Can you withstand the legendary gaze of the bride's parents?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Ning swallowed hard.

Zhu Gelin continued his description:
“If the other boy’s father comes, it will be even more terrifying. Every boy who gets close to him may be seen as a potential threat.”

"He'll look at you with eyes that say he wants to eat you alive."

Qin Ning's expression turned serious, and even Xiao Shuai and Yang Xiong, who were listening to the commotion, became solemn.

It felt like encountering a lifelong nemesis.

Zhu Gelin continued, "If the other party's father also discovers your little scheme, then things will get really bad."

The group immediately tensed up, and Qin Ning swallowed hard.

"What will happen then?"

Zhu Gelin chuckled and fanned himself with his fan.

"One million, leave my daughter."

(End of this chapter)