I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 421 Now, you can have a crush on me (10,000 words, please subscribe)

"No, it's mainly..."

Faced with Zhu Gelin's merciless exposure, Yang Xiong's body twisted like a maggot.

“I figured Ye Hui’s family also owns a big company, so if I could get acquainted with her parents, it would be easier to find a job in the future.”

Zhu Gelin was surprised, and even Hu Die, who was secretly peeking over from the back row hoping to hear some gossip, was surprised.

"Yang Xiong, I never expected someone with thick eyebrows and big eyes like you to have such a roundabout mind. You're still trying to achieve your goal through a roundabout way."

Hu Die clicked her tongue twice, "You want not only people, but also your family property."

Yang Xiong shook his head repeatedly, "I really am not."

Zhu Gelin looked at him suspiciously. "How real is it?"

“If I lie, I’ll never get an erection,” Yang Xiong said.

“That’s very real,” Hu Die said with certainty.

Zhu Gelin was speechless, and patted Yang Xiong on the shoulder, saying:
"I'm not trying to be mean, Ah Xiong, but even if your grades don't qualify you for a 985 or 211 university, you could still get into a regular university."

“Study hard, and you’ll have no job after you graduate from university. Ye Hui’s family only has some money in Huangcheng.”

Upon hearing this, Yang Xiong was not entirely convinced and instead patted Zhu Gelin on the shoulder.

"Zhuge, do you know why I have this idea?"

"Why?" Zhu Gelin asked, puzzled.

"My cousin, who graduated from a 211 university, has been out of school for two months and still hasn't found a job."

Yang Xiong sighed as he spoke of this, "I remember how happy my family was when my cousin first went to college, but they never expected that he couldn't even find a job."

“My parents used this to criticize me, saying that if I couldn’t get into a better university, I would end up like my cousin.”

Upon hearing this, Zhu Gelin stroked his chin and asked, "What's your cousin's major?"

"Journalism".

"Then you can just not study this in the future and study something that will lead to a good job."

"What's good for employment?" Hu Die interrupted before Yang Xiong could finish speaking.
"Doctor."

Xiao Shuai, who was passing by, laughed when he heard this.

"Indeed, Xun Ge abandoned medicine for literature, Sun Yat-sen abandoned medicine for politics, and Xu Song abandoned medicine for music. Once you become a doctor, you can succeed in anything you do after abandoning medicine!"

Yang Xiong's lips twitched, and he was about to say something when the classroom suddenly fell silent.

The strange change made him instinctively shut up and look towards the classroom door.

As expected, the homeroom teacher, Li Ping, walked in.

Behind him was a girl carrying a schoolbag.

The girl wore black-rimmed glasses, and her bangs covered her eyebrows. She was about the same height as Yu Bing, making one wonder if the weight of her bulging, almost bursting backpack would knock her over.

Yang Xiong and Zhu Gelin exchanged a glance but remained silent.

They all glanced at the student who ranked second to last in the class in this joint exam.

She was also a girl.

She's usually quite lively in class.

Upon seeing Li Ping approaching with a student, his face turned pale instantly.

"Hey, this girl seems like the kind who's really good at exams, don't you think?"

Jiang Yingzhu raised her hand and poked Li Yan's waist.

Li Yan looked at her and touched his waist. He thought to himself, "Don't worry, she's poking you now, but I'll pay her back a thousandfold later."

"I don't think so. Nobody is better at taking exams than me."

"You're putting on a slightly contrived act."

Their hushed discussion was somewhat noticeable in the quiet classroom.

Li Ping pretended not to see it and led Zhang Keke to the podium.

"This is Zhang Keke, a student who was promoted in this exam."

Thanks to He Shen's self-introduction during his last promotion, Li Ping didn't give Zhang Keke a chance to introduce herself.

"Alright, everyone, let's get to know each other. Zhang Keke, please sit here."

Li Ping pointed to an empty seat on the right side of the lectern.

There's no one there, except occasionally students who sit there during evening self-study sessions to ask the teacher questions.

However, most of the time there is no one there.

The rest of the group paid no attention to where Zhang Keke was sitting.

After learning the name of the cute new girl, everyone looked towards the first row of the first group.

Qin Ning is just an aisle away from Zhang Keke's current seat!

"oh--!"

I don't know who first let out a meaningful low oh.

Then a series of "oh"s followed.

Do you all still vividly remember the scene where Qin Ning's exam paper was projected?

Jiang Yingzhu now desperately wanted to be at the forefront of gossip and share the information with this bespectacled little girl.

Unfortunately, the other party became the Right Protector.

Jiang Yingzhu dispatched General Gan Tiantian to gather information.

"Tian Tian, ​​quickly eavesdrop on Qin Ning's movements next to you."

"I'm listening, Zhuzhu, don't bother me."

Jiang Yingzhu was puzzled, then suddenly remembered that Gan Tiantian was the real gossip queen.

"Ning'er, your crush has arrived. What are your thoughts?"

Qin Ning's deskmate, Zhao Qingge, nudged him.

"Ahem, keep your voice down, don't talk nonsense."

"I was speaking English, so what?"

Qin Ning was speechless. "It's not that simple English, everyone knows that."

"So, you admit she's your crush?"

Qin Ning blushed. As an honest man with a bit of social anxiety, he was not good at lying.

"Anyway, don't ask, I'll tell you everything."

"Then you say it." Zhao Qingge was speechless and glanced at her deskmate.

He had expected a thrilling tug-of-war, and his eighteen methods of interrogation were already itching to be unleashed.

Unfortunately, all I got in return was, "It's coming."

I haven't even started yet!

It's so smooth, it's like an asphalt road, without a single pebble.

Losing a source of amusement is like losing Darwin in biology.

Qin Ning coughed and glanced at the object that was right in front of him.

Okay, not that close.

Zhang Keke was only two feet away.

"Actually, I just had a crush on her. She was my classmate in junior high school. Once, I went to a small supermarket to buy water but didn't have enough money, so she paid two yuan for me. Then I realized that I might have fallen for her."

Zhao Qingge nodded. "Then Ning'er, do you want to give it a try?"

"No."

"Okay, then let's make a five-week plan."

Zhao Qingge said it subconsciously, and then realized what Qin Ning had said.

"Don't want it? Why?!"

"If we fail, I won't be able to stay in Class 1," Qin Ning said.

Upon hearing this, Zhao Qingge laughed, "What are you afraid of? He Shen has been drinking Ye Daijia's milk and he still manages to stay."

"Want to try?"

"Do you think they can succeed?" During the long break, Jiang Yingzhu lay on her desk, her fair cheeks pressed against her arms, her apple cheeks bulging out.

Her hair partially covered her upturned face, making her look more relaxed and cute than usual.

She drew a nine-square grid on the blank draft paper on the table, and after listening to Gan Tiantian finish telling the gossip, she asked a question.

Seeing that Xiaotian was deep in thought, she nudged Li Yan again.

"Speak up, Mengmeng! Don't just listen, you speak too!"

Mei Mengqian nodded and said solemnly, "I don't know. Zhuzhu and Tiantian didn't even hear their plan clearly, how would they know?"

Jiang Yingzhu scratched her head and glanced at the useless General Gan Tiantian.

Gan Tiantian gave an innocent look.

"I'm already a god for being able to hear so much from a distance of more than half a meter between classes."

"I've never listened to English this carefully before."

Jiang Yingzhu waved her hand; she just wanted to hear some fun. Just then, Li Yan pulled out two coins from somewhere and handed them to her.

Jiang Yingzhu took it subconsciously, and then asked.

"What's wrong? Why are you suddenly giving me money?"

Li Yan glanced at her and said lightly:

"Now, you can start having a crush on me."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Yingzhu and the others were taken aback, while Gan Tiantian and several other girls who were listening to gossip burst out laughing.

“Tsk tsk tsk.

"Oh, I want one too."

"Chenchen, I have two yuan here. Here, you can have a crush on me now," Ling Ningshan said, handing Chen Chenchen two yuan.

"Hehe, okay."

Jiang Yingzhu held the two yuan in her hand, her face, which had initially been a little embarrassed, gradually turned red with the cheers of those around her.

She threw two coins at Li Yan, then sat up straight, crossed her arms, and hummed twice.

"Shameless! Who would have a crush on you? Seriously."

"No, don't give it to Mengmeng." Li Yan said, holding two yuan, but hadn't handed it over yet.

Then Mei Mengqian said, "If others don't want it, I don't want it either."

After saying that, he took out two pieces of paper from his pocket with a haughty expression and stuffed them into Li Yan's hand.

She spoke like a haughty young lady:
"Now, you can have a crush on me."

Immediately, there was another round of tsk-tsk and giggles from those around.

Just then, Gan Tiantian quickly coughed, "Crush is here!"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Yingzhu couldn't help but laugh out loud, and the others quickly returned to normal.

After all, it was someone cricketing behind my back just now.

Li Yan then handed the two yuan bills back to Mengmeng.

Mei Mengqian took the money, but instead of putting it away, she started taking out the bills one by one.

At the same time, her delicate, light blue willow-leaf eyebrows were slightly furrowed, maintaining a thoughtful expression.

Li Yan looked at her with a puzzled expression.

"Mengmeng, what are you doing?"

Jiang Yingzhu also looked over curiously.

"Yeah, what are you doing?"

Mei Mengqian paused for a moment, then said:
“I’m wondering if I’ve ever lent money to someone before. What if someone likes me because of that? Will they be talked about like that too?”

"Uh"

Jiang Yingzhu scratched her head speechlessly, "Mengmeng, you're so narcissistic. Besides, with your looks, you're just as good as me. How could you not be talked about? Anyway, as long as you can't hear it."

Mei Mengqian felt that Zhuzhu was more narcissistic.

"I'm planning to spend all my cash. Zhuzhu, do you want to go shopping with me?"

Jiang Yingzhu thought she would wander around the classroom, so she didn't go.

So Mei Mengqian dragged her along to the small supermarket.

The two had just stepped out of the classroom when Zhao Qingge and Qin Ning were stopped in the corridor.

Zhao Qingge glanced at Mei Mengqian, then smiled and said to Li Yan:

"Hey, class monitor, can we talk in private for a second?"

Li Yan thought about what he had overheard, his expression turned strange, but he still cooperated with them.

Seeing this, Mei Mengqian went to the side to play on her phone.

Li Yan, Zhao Qingge, and Qin Ning then went to a corner.

Then Zhao Qingge asked, "Class monitor, you're so good at this, do you have any tips for pursuing girls? Share them with my brother."

Li Yan smirked, "Make sure the modeling is done well."

"That's too difficult."

Zhao Qingge remained silent, but Qin Ning suddenly spoke up and asked:

"Then, Brother Yan, do you think it's okay if I have good luck with women?"

I just checked my horoscope, and it says I'll be attracting romantic attention this month.

Zhao Qingge felt a pang of stomach ache when she saw her brother take the initiative to speak, looking so determined.

So all that meticulous planning I'd put together for two lessons turned out to be true!

Is a cyber fortune teller more effective?
Astrology is something you can find in two things even if you're a dog.

Zhao Qingge was speechless, but thinking that this would make it easier to achieve her goal, she decided to ignore it.

Li Yan knew that luck really did exist in this world, but what could a machine possibly measure?

He himself doesn't know how to calculate it.

Hearing this, I offered a word of comfort.

"Maybe."

"That's great, Qingge. I'll go carry out your plan right now. I'll treat you to dinner then."

"Ok, Ok!"

Qin Ning left excitedly.

Before Zhao Qingge left, Li Yan asked out of curiosity.

Why are you doing this?

Zhao Qingge was taken aback, then realized that Li Yan was asking him why he was helping Qin Ning pursue girls so much.

"That's fun, Yan-ge. Zhang Keke was in my class before, a girl who was really socially awkward."

Qin Ning also happens to be socially awkward, so I wanted to see what would happen if they got together.

Li Yan understood; he was a social scientist.

How many funny people are there in the class that I haven't discovered yet?

He touched his chin and suddenly realized that there was a couple in the class who seemed to have been brought together by Zhao Qingge.

Those two are quite interesting too.

While Li Yan was thinking, Mei Mengqian came over and pulled him towards the stairwell.

"Hurry up and leave after you're done talking, we're running out of time. By the way, what were you guys talking about just now?"

"It's nothing. Qin Ning said he's having a lot of luck with girls and asked me for advice on how to pursue them."

Mei Mengqian was taken aback and asked in confusion, "If you're having good luck with girls, do you still need to chase after them?"

Li Yan gave Mengmeng a thumbs up and shrugged indifferently.

"Perhaps for some people, meeting that one person is all the luck they have for finding a partner."

Mei Mengqian nodded, not feeling that Li Yan was talking about himself, and changed the subject.

"Oh, by the way, Mom just messaged me saying he's already at your house and is buying groceries with Aunt Fang."

"Aunt Ye can cook?" Li Yan was surprised.

Upon hearing this, Mei Mengqian shook her head slightly, "It's a little bit, but not very tasty."

"But helping Aunt Fang out should be no problem."

"That must taste terrible." Li Yan nodded without any hesitation.

Mei Mengqian didn't think there was anything wrong with what he said.

But they noticed that Li Yan's expression was somewhat strange after he finished speaking.

It's like they're holding something back.

This made her wonder if she felt she had said something wrong.
Why do you have that expression?

"Ahem, it's nothing."

Li Yan replied, his consciousness already focused on Ms. Fang and Ye Qian.

It wasn't because the two were in danger, but rather because their conversation piqued his interest.

Originally, I just heard the news from Mengmeng and subconsciously released my divine sense to take a look.

Unexpectedly, Aunt Ye Qian is also a loudmouth who can't keep things to herself.

At that moment, Ye Qian was chatting with Ms. Fang next to her in the car.

"Sister Ye, are you talking about this book? Is it really written by that girl Mengmeng?"

"Of course it's true, I guess he learned it from your Li Yan," Ye Qian said with a smile. "He even asked me for help when he signed the contract that day."

"Then I'll have to take a look," Ms. Fang said with a smile. "My tenant is a big star? Or is he a star himself?"

Since her son had done this before, Ms. Fang came specifically to learn more about it.

Ye Qian's expression was strange. "More or less. I glanced at them, and there were quite a few couples in there."

"Ok?"

(End of this chapter)