I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 404 Foolish
"Wang Wang Wang!"

The faint sound of barking dogs, mixed with the sound of wind, pierced through the hazy dream, and Jiang Yingzhu woke up abruptly.

Snapped!
A slender, fair hand patted the phone on the pillow.

Holding the phone up to her face and turning on the screen, Jiang Yingzhu's pupils dilated in shock.

7:13

The alarm clock will go off at 7:15.

I'm late!
"Aaaaaah, what do I do?! Why didn't anyone call me?!"

Their class has to have morning self-study at 6:50.

Jiang Yingzhu snapped out of her daze and jumped right out of bed.

Having not been late for a long time, she was now somewhat afraid to be late.

Very panicked.

Jiang Yingzhu hurriedly put on her clothes, grabbed a wet wipe to wipe her face, and rushed downstairs.

The room was empty, with all the room doors closed.

Everything is the same as last night.

She could already picture Li Yan and the others finishing their meal, getting ready, and heading to school together!

There might still be some of your own food in the rice cooker?

Jiang Yingzhu touched her stomach.

"They didn't even call me! It must have been Li Yan who did it."

She muttered something to herself and glanced at her calico cat sitting on the TV cabinet watching her.

"What are you looking at? It's all your fault!"

Laba flicked its tail and ignored her.

Jiang Yingzhu snorted, angrily walked to the door, pulled out the latch, and opened the door.

Just as I was about to walk out, a cold voice suddenly sounded behind me.

"Zhuzhu, are you going out to buy breakfast?"

"what--!"

Jiang Yingzhu exclaimed in surprise, startled, and inexplicably felt that Laba had become a spirit.

He turned around and assumed an Ultraman defensive stance, only to see Hua Junshu standing at the top of the stairs.

She was wearing pajamas, and her face still felt damp from the water.

A few strands of hair clung to her forehead from her damp temples, giving her a big sister vibe.

"Senior! It's you."

Jiang Yingzhu breathed a sigh of relief, but also felt a little regretful.

"My senior also overslept, haha, we're all late."

"Li Yan must have taken Mengmeng to school. He deliberately didn't call us. How awful!"

Hua Junshu was taken aback, then gave her a strange look and pursed his lips.

"We have an exam today, so we don't have to attend morning self-study. Did Zhuzhu forget?"

"Hey!" Jiang Yingzhu's wet tissue fell to the ground.

Laba pounced on it, grabbed the wad of wet tissue, ran to the trash can and threw it in, and even barked at Jiang Yingzhu.

It was as if it was reminding her.

Jiang Yingzhu nodded blankly, her face turning bright red.

It was embarrassing enough, but to have my senior see it was awful.

"Senior, please don't tell anyone." She rushed up to Hua Junshu and said.

"Okay." Hua Junshu nodded.

Jiang Yingzhu's face lit up with joy, but then she suddenly heard Li Yan's sinful voice in her ear.

“I heard everything, tsk tsk tsk.”

She turned her head sharply and saw the kitchen door open, with Li Yan carrying out two plates of side dishes.

"Pumpkin and millet porridge for breakfast. Go get it for yourself, but give me a bowl."

Hua Junshu suppressed a smile and nodded, "Okay."

"what!!"

Jiang Yingzhu then let out a frantic scream, pointing at Li Yan.

Why were you so quiet in the kitchen?

"I was serving the food, you didn't notice."

Li Yan raised an eyebrow, a mischievous smile on his face.

Although Jiang Yingzhu, Hua Junshu, and Mei Mengqian had their bodies conditioned by Li Yan using Peiyuan Pills and Xisui Pills, this did not allow their life level to surpass that of humans, and their physical qualities were far from reaching the limits of humanity.

Unlike Li Yan, he could not only hear Jiang Yingzhu's pulse quickening with shame and indignation, but also sense her deepening breaths.

The senior student who was walking away laughed very softly.

Even the vibrations of electrical components, the sound of Grandma Tian sweeping the floor next door, and the sound of Zhou Qinqin applying putty.

If you pay attention, you can hear more clearly.

However, Li Yan simply didn't want to listen.

Jiang Yingzhu grunted, ignoring Li Yan's expression, and went to the kitchen to get some porridge.

"Aren't you going to wash your mouth?"

"I'll wash it after I eat, you're so annoying!"

Jiang Yingzhu said loudly.

When I got to the kitchen, I saw the millet and pumpkin porridge that my senior had made for Li Yan, with two large spoonfuls of sugar added.

You dare to talk back to me!

It will cause you to get cavities.

She wanted to spit, but her senior was there, so she didn't.

"Senior, do you want to add a spoonful of sugar for him too? He actually ordered you to make the porridge, punish him!"

Jiang Yingzhu urged.

"I've already added it." Hua Junshu pursed his lips slightly.

"Oh."

Jiang Yingzhu nodded and filled a large bowl for herself.

After thinking for a moment, I took out a package of braised beef from the refrigerator, tore it open, microwaved it briefly, and then put it on a plate.

She had just seen the side dishes Li Yan had made: hot and sour shredded potatoes and hot and sour cabbage.

No meat!
After the two of them sat down at the table with their breakfast, Mei Mengqian also came downstairs.

When she saw Jiang Yingzhu holding a bowl, a look of surprise flashed in her eyes.

"Zhuzhu, you got up so early today."

Jiang Yingzhu scratched her head, a little embarrassed.

To avoid being betrayed by Li Yan, she decided to expose him proactively.

"It's not early, I almost thought I was late."

“Really? I’ve been there too.” Mei Mengqian nodded and went to the kitchen to get some porridge.

“My dad used to always wake me up early. Even though 7:30 was enough, he would make me get up at 6:30 and scare me by saying it was almost 8 o’clock and I would be late.”

Jiang Yingzhu nodded in agreement, "Aunt Fang does the same!"

After breakfast, the four of them set off for school.

"Senior, how many points are you confident you can get?"

On the way, Li Yan looked at Hua Junshu and asked a question.

Hua Junshu's cool eyes flickered as he pondered:

"If things go well, the price will be higher, above 730; if things go badly, the price will be lower, above 710."

Hearing this, Li Yan was a little surprised, and at the same time felt that she was imitating a primary school student's speech. "What kind of situation is good and bad?"

"Looking at the Chinese composition, the other subjects are easy."

Li Yan clicked his tongue, while Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian glanced at him sideways.

He looked like he was watching a good show.

The senior student often got full marks in science and math, while Li Yan was much more consistent.

The four parted ways at the school gate, and Li Yan and the others returned to their classroom.

Class 1 is exam room number 1, and most of the students in their class take the exam in their own classroom.

Li Yan sat down in seat number one and went back to his seat to get some stationery.

His seat was exactly fifteenth, and Guo Cailing was sitting next to him.

As Li Yan approached, he heard Guo Cailing boasting to Yu Qingya to her right rear.

"Qingya, this is the class representative's seat. It will definitely help me get into the top ten. You guys are in danger!"

Guo Cailing felt she had to rise up and usher in a new era for Cailing.

Li Yan was speechless. "Then do you want to give me some incense money?"

"That's right!" Guo Cailing turned her head, her eyes lighting up, and immediately took out three pen refills from her pencil case.
He made a gesture towards Li Yan, like offering incense.

Then he patted his pockets and pleaded, "Oh no! I don't have any cash, can you scan the code?"

"Idiot!"

Jiang Yingzhu, who was sitting behind Yu Qingya, couldn't help but laugh.

"You might as well pray to Qingya; she's the class representative for Chinese, and she'll be taking the Chinese exam in the first period!"

Guo Cailing felt that this made sense, and turned around with the pen refill in her hand.

Li Yan was speechless.

The student, ranked thirteenth in the class, accepted the idea of ​​the tenth-ranked student and offered incense to the ninth-ranked student, praying to get into the top ten.

That's really abstract!
When Li Yan returned to his seat, he saw Wu Wuwu and Yu Bing behind him holding three pieces of chalk and pointing them at him.

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After abstracting everything, how did Class 1 become like this?
Back in his seat, Li Yan pondered the question.

At that moment, Mei Mengqian nudged him with a book from behind.

"what happened?"

"Please draw some classical Chinese poems for me."

Li Yan nodded and glanced at the collection of required poems she handed him.

She glanced at Mengmeng again.

His deskmate probably doesn't think he hasn't been paying attention in class for a long time and can't memorize the material, right?
Mei Mengqian felt slightly guilty under his gaze and blinked.

"What are you looking at? Hit me."

Li Yan nodded and rolled up the collection.

Randomly select sentences from the list of essential Chinese language memorization materials.

"The people of Qin had no time to mourn for themselves before others mourned for them," the first sentence.

As Chen Xiyuan entered the classroom, he passed the front row and saw Li Yanmei and Meng Qian slapping each other's backs, and he immediately felt smug.

He slept with his Chinese textbook under his pillow last night, confident that he would get six points on the dictation test.

He even felt that he possessed a natural talent.

Along the way, everyone looked at me differently.

This time, I might surpass Li Yan, Mei Mengqian, and Yu Qingya in Chinese.

Become number one in your class!

Suppressing Class One starts with Chinese language!
Chen Xiyuan smiled faintly and boldly sat down in the fourth-place seat.

I glanced at Ye Hui, who was still cramming for her Chinese textbook at the last minute.

He immediately scoffed, "A mere third place."

They even tried to cram at the last minute.

True masters never cram at the last minute!
He would surely be killed in one round!
Just then, he, who was in the back row, heard the same voice coming from the back row.

"Brother Xiao, your method really works. I slept with the 'Chinese Language 53' textbook and all my Chinese language books under my pillow last night, and I feel refreshed."

Ma Liang exclaimed in amazement, "I feel like I'm about to become the top scholar in the imperial examination!"

"We're starving because we haven't eaten." He Shen from next door pointed at them and sneered.

"Just a dying fantasy! He'll definitely fail!"

Chen Xiyuan was shocked. There was actually someone who was better at learning than him?

Yes, how come he didn't think of using the "Chinese Language and Literature Practice Book 5" as a pillow?

Wait a minute, who in their right mind would buy a Chinese language textbook?!
Chen Xiyuan fell into deep thought.

Meanwhile, Ma Liang's words instantly made He Shen blush.

"Me, falling behind? More like a baby still breastfeeding."

"Say it again!" He Shen's eyes widened.

“Say it again, it’ll be the same.” Just as Ma Liang was about to continue, someone suddenly said:

"Put your phone away, Ping'er's here!"

"Crack!"

A chorus of exclamations erupted.

"Damn! He doesn't have morning self-study time, yet he's here so early."

"Middle-aged and elderly people are like this; they can't sleep."

"If you can't sleep, just take a drag," Yu Bin remarked.

The crowd immediately burst into laughter.

"Brother Bin, you're awesome!"

"Um, please remove the camera. A friend of mine is feeling unwell."

Xiao Shuai stroked his chin. "To be honest, Ping'er probably has kidney problems, right?"

He could utter vicious curses without hesitation.

Li Yanyuan's lips twitched as he listened at the classroom door.

"This joint exam is very important. Don't try anything funny, or I won't hesitate to do something big and send him out!"

Standing on the podium, Li Ping talked about some issues related to exam discipline, and then left.

Generally, even if the teacher in charge of this kind of exam is proctoring, it won't be for a subject they teach.

Li Ping clearly wasn't a proctor.

The exam time was fast approaching when two unfamiliar teachers walked in, carrying metal detectors.

As soon as the test papers and other items were put down, one of the female teachers solemnly said:

"Everyone out, for inspection."

Li Yan and Mei Mengqian got up and went out first, lining up at the door.

He was the first to be checked.

"Drip!"

The female teacher conducting the inspection narrowed her eyes and stared at Li Yan's pockets.

"what."

"cell phone."

Li Yan took it out and showed it to him.

Upon seeing this, the two teachers glanced at each other briefly, but didn't react in any particular way.

"Okay, keep it safe. You can only use it after the exam," the male teacher instructed.

(End of this chapter)