I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 403 Blindly Jumping Around

As night fell, Li Yan, Jiang Yingzhu, and the others came out of the fried food stall.

Just then, a police car drove by.

Through the car window, Jiang Yingzhu spotted the man with the gold chain being held captive in the back seat.

"How did he get arrested?!"

"I don't know," Mei Mengqian said, looking at Li Yan.

Unlike her subtle questioning, Hua Junshu went straight to the point.

"what happened?"

There aren't that many coincidences in the world; the man with the gold chain was beaten and then arrested.

If evildoers could be punished immediately, the injustice done to Dou E would not have become a classic.

“I had someone from the company pull some strings. It turns out that the guy with the gold chain is involved in organized crime and used to sell drugs.”

“Reporting him is no trouble at all, it’s a good deed,” Li Yan said, half-jokingly.

In fact, all the evidence about the gold chain was extracted by Li Yan using his divine sense from the other party's mind.

"Well done, I didn't expect that person to be so bad."

Jiang Yingzhu, who has a strong sense of justice, clenched her fist and said, "It would be great if we could catch all the bad guys."

"Impossible." Mei Mengqian shook her head.
Lao Tzu said, "Existence and non-existence give rise to each other; difficulty and ease complement each other; long and short define each other; high and low incline towards each other."

"Bad doesn't disappear, because good doesn't disappear. Bad is only redefined as good is defined."

"If one day no one bullies the weak, and people's goodness reaches a new level, then behaviors that we now consider harmless, such as spitting on the ground and swearing, will be defined as new bad."

"What are you saying in all that chatter!"

Jiang Yingzhu stared wide-eyed, somewhat surprised that Mengmeng was trying to reason with her.

So he touched his chin and made a green channel gesture.

"Oh my, Mengmeng, you've learned to argue now. Before, you would just keep your thoughts to yourself and only say 'uh-huh'."

"Zhuzhu~"

Mei Mengqian blushed slightly. "It's better not to say anything when you see through something," she thought.

A cool light flickered in Hua Junshu's eyes, as if he were smiling.

Li Yan couldn't help but laugh.

He thought about it for a moment and felt that Mei Mengqian's changes probably started after she began writing novels.

The one thing a writer never lacks is the desire to express themselves.

Social media comments and personal signatures are both forms of expression.

Mei Mengqian is actually very willing to express herself, but in the past she lacked an outlet for expression, as well as experience and a little bit of courage.

It seems that writing during this period has matured her quite a bit in this aspect.

There was no sunset today; the rain started falling before the sunlight completely disappeared.

The next time it rains during evening self-study will be next Wednesday.

The citywide joint examination will be held in the next two days.

The desks were arranged according to the exam rules, and Li Yan was separated from his deskmate and sat alone.

It didn't affect him, but Jiang Yingzhu was in a terrible situation.

There's no one to chat with.

There's no atmosphere at all when you're supposed to be chatting, as you have to be separated by a one-meter-wide aisle.

Mei Mengqian felt it was okay, but sitting on the desk backwards was really inhuman, which meant she could only bend her legs.

In contrast, the elementary school students behind them were much better, sitting cross-legged on the stools, all very upright.

The exam is tomorrow, and most of the classroom is quiet, except for the back row.

The slightly noticeable moans carried through the air, making it difficult for Cheng Yuan to calm down.

He turned to look at Ye Daijia on his left.

"Ye Daijia, aren't you going to study? You have an exam tomorrow, so even if you have to cram at the last minute, it'll be good."

"I don't have a foot fetish!"

"Foot fetish?"

Zhang Wei, who was cramming at the last minute, was stunned, his lips twitched, and he turned around.

"Brother Ye, stop for a moment. You're making me feel all nauseous and I can't concentrate on studying at all."

"Besides, didn't you promise Li Ping that you would do better this time than last time?"

"I've already inquired about it. The joint entrance exam is easier than the ones set by the schools. I'm sure I'll do better than last time," Ye Daijia assured, patting her chest. "This time I'll write the essay first, and I'm sure I'll pass!"

"vomit!"

Next door, He Shen's eyes twitched. He felt a little nauseous whenever he saw Ye Daijia patting her chest muscles.

That night, he even had a dream.

In my dream, I was completely crushed by Ye Daijia's pectoral muscles, almost suffocating me.

He was punching and kicking; he kicked the dormitory bed railing right off the railing.

From then on, he lost a roommate.

But the focus isn't on that; it's on those nightmarish pectoral muscles.

He even felt nauseous when he saw his roommate watching porn, especially the voluptuous scenes.

He Shen feels she will never like big breasts again in her life!

This vomiting sound made Ye Daijia a little embarrassed.

I quietly turned the phone volume down a little more.

Zhang Wei was puzzled by this, as Brother Ye had been watching movies all week.

I watch it from morning till night.

No, won't it feel uncomfortable?
If you keep it hard for too long, you'll get sick.

Those things can't just be for watching the plot, can they?!
Hiss! Could it be that Brother Ye has something he can't tell us?

Zhang Wei's mind raced with thoughts, and he asked aloud:
"Brother Ye, why aren't you chasing girls anymore? Weren't you chasing one a week?"

"I've already pursued all the pretty ones."

Ye Daijia said in a muffled voice, "I've figured it out. It's because I'm lusting after their bodies that I act like a simp when I'm pursuing girls."

"Uh..." Zhang Wei's lips twitched. "So?"

"So, I need to dispel the illusion first. Watching videos non-stop is a form of training. I've learned it online. When I can master the White Bone Contemplation, I can play around freely and become the Wolf King!"

Zhang Wei was speechless, while Xiao Shuai, who was listening nearby, said with great interest:
"Then, Brother Ye, wouldn't it be better to go for a massage?"

"It's a bit expensive, and I'm afraid of getting sick. I'll wait until my dad dies and I inherit his estate before I start living the high life."

Zhang Wei silently gave a thumbs up. Not bad, very filial.

Xiao Shuai thought for a moment and offered some advice.

"Brother Ye, if you want your father's money, why wait so long? The strongest war god on earth once said, 'A true man is born between heaven and earth; how can he live a life of mediocrity beneath others!'"

Upon hearing this, none of them could hold back.

“Chishi! That’s my own father!” Ye Daijia raised the Great Wilderness Imprisoning Heaven Finger.

Yu Bin, who was nearby, chuckled and said, "So what if he's your biological father? He's just your biological father. You can always find another one."

"Damn! Why don't you recognize one of them?" Ye Daijia pounded her chest and grinned sheepishly. "Do you want to nurse?"

The group's expressions changed, and they silently turned their heads away.

Class 1 has its own T0.

Impeccable.

After evening self-study, Li Yan, Jiang Yingzhu, and the other two went home.

While soaking his feet, he looked at Mei Mengqian and Jiang Yingzhu.

"The exam is tomorrow, how about we estimate our scores now?"

"No way," Jiang Yingzhu refused immediately. She glanced at him sideways, thinking to herself that this man was indeed a lecher.

I can't wait to watch it now.

They really thought they were going to win? Pshaw!

When the time comes, let him wear the catgirl outfit himself, the one she bought.

This gave Li Yan a sense of accomplishment.