I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 384 Mengmeng did it first

Mei Mengqian blushed as she slowly got up from Li Yan, feeling as if her face had just been scalded by a hot towel.

Just then, a child's voice suddenly came from the neighboring yard.

"Sister Mei, why are you rubbing against Brother Li Yan all the time?!"

TuTu stood behind the flowerpot with a curious look on her face, her eyes shining as she looked at Mei Mengqian, holding a rice bowl in her hand.

Mei Mengqian blushed even more.

Jiang Yingzhu, who was initially a little angry, suddenly found it amusing and crossed her arms to see how Mengmeng would handle the situation.

Mei Mengqian originally intended to pretend she hadn't heard, but the little brat next door wouldn't let it go and asked again.

"Why?"

"Why are you rubbing against him? You're just rubbing against him!"

Mei Mengqian kept a straight face and pretended to be very difficult to talk to.

TuTu clearly didn't understand, and frowned, but not wanting anyone to know she was stupid, she tried to ease her embarrassment by chatting casually.

"Sister Mei, have you eaten yet?"

"Either they ate it, or they didn't."

"Oh, so you haven't eaten yet." TuTu didn't understand the meaning behind the words, but she could hear the sound of cooking coming from their kitchen.
"When are you going to eat?" TuTu asked again.

Jiang Yingzhu found it quite amusing that Mengmeng chatted with Tutu using nonsense, and immediately chimed in:

"During meals."

"When is it time to eat?" TuTu persisted.

"Eat when the food is ready."

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TuTu scratched her head, turned around and left, muttering their answers to herself.

"Look at you, you've bullied the little girl away." Li Yan couldn't stand it anymore and scolded, "I haven't even teased her yet!"

Jiang Yingzhu glanced at him sideways, then reached into the bag and shoveled two handfuls of fertilizer inside.

"I haven't even settled accounts with you yet, and you dare to say that?!"

"Exactly, Li Yan is so wicked!" Mei Mengqian also recalled being used as a shield and selectively forgot that she had already taken revenge.

They also smeared some ash from the fertilizer bag and, together with Jiang Yingzhu, smeared it on Li Yan's face from both sides.

"Hey, hey, that's enough! If you keep rubbing, I'll hit you back!"
"Give you back your head, you have no fertilizer!" Jiang Yingzhu snorted and angrily rubbed the dog's head with her hands.

Mei Mengqian was in charge of checking for any omissions or oversights; while Zhuzhu rubbed the top, she rubbed the bottom.

The lower half of his face!
Li Yan closed his eyes and wiped his face a couple of times, his hands immediately getting covered in dust.

Taking advantage of Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian's excitement at playing, he reached out and wiped their fair and tender cheeks.

"what!"

"ah!"

The two tried to suppress Li Yan together, but failed. In the end, they were ravaged by a pair of demonic hands, screaming and groaning as they fled in panic, with Li Yan in hot pursuit.

When Hua Junshu came out, he was a person covered in gray and black stuff, running around in front of his house.

At that moment, she also overheard the conversation between Tu Tu and Grandma Tian next door.

"Grandma, I want to play with them too!"

"You just bought these clothes, what are you playing with? They're playing with poop. TuTu is all grown up now, don't be like them, be good~"

Hua Junshu couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.

Jiang Yingzhu, Mei Mengqian, and Li Yan looked at her, a playful smile appearing on their dusty faces.

Hua Junshu noticed something was wrong and took a step back. "What are you doing? It's time to eat."

"No rush." ​​Jiang Yingzhu rubbed her face with her hands.

"Good friends should be all together," Li Yan said.

“Exactly!” Mei Mengqian nodded.

The three of them immediately pounced on the senior student.

"what!"

Hua Junshu tried to run away, but Jiang Yingzhu grabbed her and then wiped her face with her other hand.

This time, Hua Junshu stopped resisting and let them do whatever they wanted.

In the blink of an eye, she herself became a gray person.

Just then, Zhou Qinqin came out with her dog, intending to take it for a walk.

Seeing their faces, I couldn't help but giggle.

"What are you doing?"

"Just came out of the coal mine?"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Yingzhu narrowed her eyes. "Qin Bao, laughter comes at a price. It seems you're ready!"

Jiang Yingzhu shouted and rushed towards Qin Bao.

Zhou Qinqin's expression changed, and ignoring the dog that kept wagging its tail at Jiang Yingzhu and the others, she took off running.

Zhou Qinqin ran home and locked the door immediately.

Bang bang bang!
"Qinbao, open the door, we'd like to invite you to dinner."

"No need, Zhuzhu, I've already eaten," Zhou Qinqin said.

"You're just bragging without thinking!" Jiang Yingzhu said from outside. "Even your dog wants to eat me, but you definitely didn't."

"I'm not hungry." Zhou Qinqin resolutely refused to open the door.

Jiang Yingzhu didn't really intend to do anything, so she turned and left, saying casually:

"Go back and take a shower. Hurry up and come back after you've walked the dog, or you might make it in time for dinner. Your senior is cooking tonight, Qinbao, don't blame the good student for not reminding you."

Upon hearing this, Zhou Qinqin swallowed hard. She had a very strong impression of how delicious Hua Junshu's cooking was.

Hearing footsteps, Zhou Qinqin quietly opened the door.

In an instant, a black hand reached out and slashed her neck.

"Gotcha, hee hee!"

Zhou Qinqin was speechless. "Didn't you leave?!"

"I am back again."

Jiang Yingzhu smiled smugly, "Qinbao, with your PUBG skills, you still want to hear my footsteps? I can use light footwork, let me tell you."

Zhou Qinqin's lips twitched, and she decided not to go out to walk the dog. She opened the door and pulled Jiang Yingzhu away.

"Okay, you're so awesome, perfect, let's take a shower together, I'll take a good look at you."

"what?"

Jiang Yingzhu didn't have time to leave, while on the other side, Mei Mengqian and Hua Junshu were also taking a bath together.

The upstairs bathroom was left for Li Yan. After everyone finished washing up, they gathered for dinner.

"The food is still hot! I thought it would get cold!" Mei Mengqian exclaimed in surprise.

Her sweet potato starch noodles and shredded pork were still distinct strands, not clump together.

Jiang Yingzhu nodded repeatedly, resolutely remaining silent.

Hua Junshu was somewhat puzzled. She remembered that it was placed on the cutting board without any insulation measures.

So they assumed it was Li Yan who did it, since boys shower faster.

Actually, this was all thanks to the heat-preserving formation that Li Yan set up before taking a bath.

After dinner, Zhou Qinqin volunteered to wash the dishes.

No one is competing with her for this.

However, thinking about washing dishes, Jiang Yingzhu suggested, "Why don't you come and eat with us every day, Qinbao?"

"You wish! You want me to wash your dishes every day?" Zhou Qinqin peeked out from the kitchen, glanced over, and rolled her eyes.

"Qinbao, you wash the dishes so well, which means you have a talent," Jiang Yingzhu advised.

Zhou Qinqin was speechless. "Practice makes perfect. You can wash things very well anyway. Why don't you just buy a dishwasher?"

Jiang Yingzhu fell into deep thought, while Mei Mengqian asked in confusion, "Didn't they say that dishwashers take a long time to cook?"

"It doesn't really matter, it can be washed clean the next time we use it," Zhou Qinqin said. "I've just heard it's not easy to clean, but I don't know if it's just a rumor."

Hua Junshu was somewhat tempted, and looked at Li Yan, "What do you think?"

"Why not just buy one and try it out? If it doesn't work, we can return it," Li Yan said, while looking at Mengmeng's novel.

"Kitchen space is precious; there's no need to keep anything that's useless."

Perhaps there really is some kind of quantum entanglement in the dark, because Li Yan felt that the plot was familiar, similar to the book "My Wife is a Big Star" that he had read in his previous life.

However, it needs to be more focused on daily life and more detailed.

The workplace storylines are significantly reduced and less realistic.

The current progress is that the male lead sang another song for the female lead and they even kissed.

Hmm, he needs to take a good look at Mengmeng's experience.

Mei Mengqian, with her sharp eyes, immediately noticed the contents of Li Yan's phone.

Because someone was holding up their phone, as if afraid no one would notice.
"I'm going back to my room!" Her ears burned, and she jumped up and rushed upstairs to the second floor.

Jiang Yingzhu and Hua Junshu glanced at each other and simultaneously took out their phones.

The night passed, and Saturday was still a school day.

Li Yan didn't make breakfast in the morning and decided to take Jiang Yingzhu, Mei Mengqian, and Hua Junshu to eat at the cafeteria.

There was nothing they needed to bring. After washing up, the four of them set off.

As I closed the front door, I heard the sound of a door closing next door.

Turning my head, I saw Grandma Tian carrying a pink sheep-themed backpack, looking sleepy and reluctant as she scribbled.

"Good morning, Xiao Li, off to school."

"Yes."

“I also take TuTu to school, it’s convenient to walk there together.”

The group nodded, not thinking anything of it; it wasn't the first time.

However, Li Yan, Jiang Yingzhu, and Mei Mengqian's expressions soon turned strange.

"TuTu, what do you want for breakfast?" Grandma Tian asked, and TuTu answered in a soft, sweet voice.
"Eat breakfast."

"Hehe, of course we eat breakfast in the morning. What do you want to eat? Do you want some steamed buns?"

"Eat when you're hungry, and don't eat when you're not hungry."

"Then let's eat!" Grandma Tian nodded. "Where does TuTu want to eat?"

"A place to eat breakfast."

As soon as TuTu finished speaking, she was hit on the head. Grandma Tian withdrew her hand, looking unhappy.

"speak nicely!"

"I speak properly when I want to, no... ah—!"

The grandfather and grandson were playing a game of "I hit you, you cry" in front of them.

Jiang Yingzhu could no longer hold back and let out a suppressed laugh, like a pig grunting.

Mei Mengqian was able to keep her composure, but when she heard Jiang Yingzhu's low humming laughter, she immediately lost her composure.

“Jiang Yingzhu, stop imitating pigs grunting. You don’t need to,” Li Yan said.

You're the pig!

Jiang Yingzhu smacked him, "You stinky pig!"

"You say I smell bad, and you're setting a bad example for elementary school students."

"Mengmeng did it first!"

Mei Mengqian shrank her neck, realizing that it was Li Yan who had dragged her out as a shield, and suddenly she felt no longer guilty.

"It's all Li Yan's fault!"

"Yes, it's all your fault!"

Hua Junshu didn't understand what they were talking about and cast a questioning look at them.

Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian then jointly accused Li Yan of his crimes last night and asked Hua Qingtian to uphold justice.

"Well, then it's his fault."

“???” Li Yan typed a question mark.

The three ignored him and went into the school.

Soon, they were attracted by a wall on the side of the teaching building.

A "volunteer wall?!"

Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian stopped, while Hua Junshu pursed his lips. "The head of the senior year asked us to do this."

Wow, every class has them!

Mei Mengqian looked closely and couldn't help but exclaim, "Why are there still people filling in Hogwarts School of thought?"

“I saw two too, and they filled in Canaan College.” Jiang Yingzhu was speechless.

However, their awe of the wall did not diminish.

Because most of the choices are still the normal university names.

The goal was set a bit too high.

After taking a look, I realized that the senior student's goal was Fudan University.

(End of this chapter)