I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 383 Pretending
After the physical fitness test was completed, there were nearly twenty minutes left before the end of get out of class.

Many students in the class were panting heavily, some sitting down to drink water, others taking a slow walk.

Jiang Yingzhu won't be able to play volleyball if she doesn't rest, and Yu Bing and the others are already exhausted.

"Li Yan, let's go play ping-pong!" Jiang Yingzhu said, holding a paddle and pulling Mengmeng along. "We'll play with you."

Li Yan didn't want to play ball, so he glanced at Jiang Yingzhu and decided to put some pressure on her.

"You guys play, I'm going back to the classroom to do some practice problems and get back into the swing of things."

As Li Yan spoke, he walked towards the teaching building under the stunned gazes of Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian.

They happened to run into Liu Ming, so Li Yan told him.

"he"

Jiang Yingzhu looked at Mengmeng, wanting to ask something, but it seemed there was no need to ask anything.

Jiang Yingzhu is 900% certain that Li Yan is putting pressure on her!
The remaining 100% stems from understanding this person's hidden feelings.

Jiang Yingzhu felt that Li Yan was the kind of person who would do things like studying hard for Se Se.

For example, when you want to watch a certain raw or uncensored Western adult video but don't understand it.

Jiang Yingzhu was still speculating when Xiao Shuai, who was with Liu Ming, shouted:
"Oh no! The class monitor has started studying!!"

The shout startled the students upstairs, who then began to curse: "Idiot! What kind of class monitor is he if he doesn't study!"

On the playground, Xiao Shuai's shout startled the entire Class One. The news that the class monitor had gone upstairs to study spread like wildfire!
Wu Wuwu, who was exercising, couldn't sit still any longer.

"No, Li Yan is already so strong, why should I continue learning? I need to catch up too. Chenchen, let's go back to the classroom!"

"Wait! Buy water! Buy water!"

"I won't drink anymore; the wellspring of knowledge can nourish my weary body."

"Σ(⊙▽⊙"a"

In a corner of the playground, Ye Hui was listening to music when she heard some people shouting that the class monitor had gone to study.

He was stunned for a moment, then silently got up and headed towards the teaching building.

On the basketball court, Yu Bin put down the basketball.

"Brothers, let's stop fighting and go back to the classroom."

“It wasn’t Brother Bin, it was only two minutes,” Ye Daijia said.

“Didn’t you hear? Li Yan has gone back to the classroom to study.” Yu Bin said, “Brother Yan might have gotten some information from the homeroom teacher, like that this joint exam will be very difficult.”

"I want the prize money, so goodbye, guys."

Several students in the middle and lower ranks of the class exchanged glances, dropped the ball, and followed.

Ye Daijia stood there stunned for a while, and seeing that everyone had left, she left as well.

He used to be able to comfort himself by saying that if even the class monitor didn't study, then he could also not study.

Now that Li Yan has started to get involved, Ye Daijia has suddenly lost her mentor.

So when the PE teacher went to the restroom for a smoke and came back, he found that all the students were gone!

"what happened!"

The PE teacher took out his whistle and blew it!
Beep beep beep ——————! !

The whistle blew for a full minute, but still no one showed up.

The PE teacher even wondered if there was no PE class today, and if everything that had just happened was a hallucination.

Just then, the Sports Commission sent a text message—

Teacher, the class monitor led the way back to the classroom to study, and the students were all eager to go back too, afraid of falling behind. I couldn't stop them, so I went back as well.

The PE teacher glared, spat out the whistle, and yelled, "Damn it! It's one thing for the other teachers to make me sick, but I finally get healthy once, and you guys make me sick too! I..."

He thought about it, but couldn't come up with a way to directly punish these students.

This... this... studying is more important than physical education; it's almost become an ironclad rule.

The physical education teacher thought that he would be happy if his child didn't have to attend physical education class and instead went to study.

"I'm going to tell the head of student affairs!"

Li Yan never expected that his attempt to provoke Jiang Yingzhu would trigger a chain reaction across the entire class.

He sat down and did one problem each from Chinese, math, English, physics, chemistry, and biology, then shared his questions with his childhood friend and deskmate.

"Are you polite?"

Jiang Yingzhu squinted and pointed at him, "You deliberately plotted against me, and now you want me to analyze how you went wrong?"

"I'm a good student."

"I'm asking you if you're polite?"

“Everyone thinks that people who are good at studying are polite, so I definitely am, and even more so than you,” Li Yan said with a slight smile.

Jiang Yingzhu punched him on the shoulder, "You have a head!"

At this moment, Mei Mengqian said, "Actually, everyone studies very hard behind the scenes. It's just that Li Yan, you play around every day, so everyone is a little embarrassed to show that they are working so hard in public."

"Yeah, class monitor, you don't really think it's easy for our class to sweep the top 30 in the grade, do you?" Yu Qingya from the back row interjected.

In short, it's all pretentious.

As for whether someone might pretend and eventually believe it themselves.

Then they'll just leave it at that.

All I can say is, brother, may you rest in peace.

Even in the most remote and desolate areas, we must live well.

Li Yan nodded. "Okay."

As the physical education class was about to end, the physical education teacher walked into the classroom.

"I just spoke with the head of student affairs. It's good that you want to use PE class for learning in the future, but you must balance work and rest, and you must report to me!"

"If you don't report it, then you'll have to exercise with me in the next PE class. I'll exercise for one class, and you'll exercise for one class too."

The PE teacher spoke seriously, his piercing gaze sweeping across the entire class.

Hu Die was a little dissatisfied with the teacher's stern attitude. "It's just a simple instruction. You don't even have the right to review or veto anything, why are you being so fierce?" The PE teacher seemed not to hear her. "I'll say it again: if you don't report it, you'll be working out with me. Okay, get out of class dismissed!"

After saying this heavily, his figure slowly disappeared at the classroom door.

He seemed to be ill, as he was walking with a slight limp.

Mei Mengqian was very empathetic, and seeing this, she whispered, "Isn't it a bit inappropriate for us to do this? It doesn't seem very respectful to the PE teacher."

Li Yan pinched his deskmate's cheek. "Relax, this was just a coincidence."

"Exactly, it's all Li Yan's fault. It just so happens to coincide with the joint entrance exam, and everyone was already nervous, and then he did this!" Jiang Yingzhu nodded, "He made it so that we didn't have any time to relax!"

"Didn't you just relax at noon?"

"I can't score twice."

Jiang Yingzhu snorted.

"Yes, a second time." Hu Die from the next group nodded.

In an instant, the ambiguity of this word began to increase dramatically.

Everyone had strange expressions and silently continued working on the problems.

Mei Mengqian lowered her head, her little face flushed.

First, it was caused by Li Yan; second, it was caused by Jiang Yingzhu and Hu Die's words.

The enthusiasm for learning didn't end until the third Chinese class.

This made Li Ping hesitate for a moment after receiving the notification, and he finally decided to wait a while before discussing the matter.

During Friday afternoon's class meeting, Li Ping clapped his hands while everyone was packing their bags and getting ready to leave school.

"I have an announcement to make. The school has a new rule that students are not allowed to return to the classroom to study without the physical education teacher's permission."

"But if you're learning on the playground, that's fine. I personally think it's even better that way!"

Li Ping said with a smile.

A few soft laughs rippled through the class.

Jiang Yingzhu nudged Li Yan, "Hmph, now it's your turn to create school rules. I haven't come up with any for two months!"

"You're awesome." Li Yan nodded. "Here's a reward for you: Wangwang Cui Bingbing."

Jiang Yingzhu rolled her eyes. She wouldn't eat that stuff; an old-fashioned popsicle was much better.

There was no evening self-study on Friday, and the entire evening felt like a single day to Jiang Yingzhu.

When she got home, she moved a stool and sat on the cement ground in front of the door, watching Li Yan fertilize and loosen the soil for the vegetables in the field.

Mei Mengqian moved a stool next to her and sat down, with a notebook in front of her containing some materials.

She is now writing as she recalls things from the week that are worth recording as material.

Hua Junshu was cooking in the kitchen, and you could already smell the aroma from the doorway.

It's a pity there's no earthen stove at home, otherwise Mei Mengqian would like to warm herself by the fire, which would make her feel more relaxed.

She took notes for a while and saw that Zhu Zhu was still observing Li Yan, but it seemed that she wasn't actually observing Li Yan.

One can't help but ask, "Zhuzhu, why are you just sitting here and not doing anything?"

In her opinion, Zhuzhu should be playing ranked matches with Qinbao next door by now, as the new season has started.

Jiang Yingzhu scratched her head. "I feel so bored, I don't know what to do first."

They worked from last Saturday until this Friday.

With no evening self-study sessions on Friday, Jiang Yingzhu suddenly didn't know what to do.

"Let's play with poop first."

Li Yan's voice suddenly appeared. Jiang Yingzhu looked up and saw him holding a bag of fertilizer and a small shovel.

"Help me fertilize these flowers by the door."

"Fertilizing is fine, but don't make it sound so disgusting. Who plays with poop?!" Jiang Yingzhu tried to grab a handful of fertilizer and throw it on him.

Since acquiring the Qi-accumulating pill as the array's core, Li Yan has replaced the plants around the entrance with normal ones.

It was moved to the rooftop in an abnormal manner.

Jiang Yingzhu took the fertilizer and shovel from Li Yan's hands. "Why don't you do it yourself?"

"I'll rest for a while," Li Yan said matter-of-factly.

Jiang Yingzhu didn't argue with him and went to fertilize the plants.

Tending to flowers and plants requires patience and care. Jiang Yingzhu was lively and active, and she didn't have much patience in her previous life, so she sought out new and exciting things.

Li Yan hoped she would be more patient and calm down to observe and experience things. Even in ordinary life, a different perspective can bring different feelings.

Jiang Yingzhu applied fertilizer while Li Yan observed the process.

This wasn't the first time Jiang Yingzhu had done something like this, and she was noticeably more patient than usual.

However, Jiang Yingzhu felt that Li Yan was not only resting, but also acting as a supervisor.

That's outrageous! I'm working for her like a farmhand!

Jiang Yingzhu secretly smeared some fertilizer on her hand, and after fertilizing the flowers on the left side of the door, she pretended to go to the right side.

As she passed Li Yan, she suddenly touched his face.

"Take my Heavenly Fragrance Palm!"

As her palm rapidly approached, Jiang Yingzhu saw her hand getting closer and closer to Li Yan, and a wicked smile appeared on her face.

But then Li Yan pulled Mengmeng, along with her chair, in front of him to block the view.

Snapped!
A hand covered in fertilizer slapped Mengmeng's forehead.

"Li Yan!"

As the dust settled, Mengmeng, her face covered in ash, turned around and immediately threw herself at Li Yan, rubbing the ash from her head and face onto him.

He rubbed his face, then his neck, and then his collar.

As they rubbed against each other, Mengmeng suddenly realized their posture was too intimate and immediately blushed!

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(End of this chapter)