I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 340 Am I a clown?
"What kind of goods are they?" Mei Mengqian continued to ask.

"express delivery."

Jiang Yingzhu shook her phone, and a pickup code appeared on the lit screen.

Li Yan glanced at it, memorized the number, and then asked, "What did you buy?"

"Heavenly secrets cannot be revealed." Jiang Yingzhu smiled mysteriously, then raised her small, white fist and threatened Li Yan.

"If you dare to open it, you're finished!"

"hehe."

"Um--?"

"Okay, I won't take it apart."

Fifteen minutes later, Li Yan came out of the Cainiao Post Station.

The naive Jiang Yingzhu will never know the power of cultivators.

He used his divine sense to observe his surroundings and accidentally saw the contents of the delivery box.

"It's just headphones, why are you being so mysterious?"

They felt no remorse for invading other people's privacy, after all, Jiang Yingzhu was no ordinary person, why would she need privacy?

In his view, Jiang Yingzhu's privacy records actually have a more fitting name—

Social death record.

After picking up the package, Li Yan walked slowly home without waiting for Jiang Yingzhu and the other person.

But he had only taken a few steps when he was caught by Jiang Yingzhu and another person who rushed over from the school gate.

"Hmph! I knew you wouldn't be so self-aware. You just want to hurry back to check my package, don't you?"

"That's petty of you."

"You're the one who's a scoundrel!" Jiang Yingzhu snatched the package and put it in her schoolbag.

Mei Mengqian, who was next to her, couldn't help but glance at her a few times out of curiosity. Jiang Yingzhu noticed this and, as if afraid that Mei Mengqian would ask, immediately changed the subject.

"It feels like there's still so much time in the afternoon. This afternoon is going to be so long. What are we going to do?"

Friday afternoons definitely feel longer than other school days.

The reason why there is no evening self-study session.

But in reality, time hasn't changed; it's just that they have more time of their own.

"Go back and start writing," Mei Mengqian said.

"How do you want to play?" Li Yan asked in return.

Jiang Yingzhu's eyes searched the street.

"Let's have a good meal first."

Ten minutes later, the three of them returned home carrying stinky tofu, fried potatoes, candied hawthorns, takoyaki, and other items.

Hua Junshu had returned ahead of time and was surprised to see that they had bought so many snacks.

Is this all we're having for dinner?

“Yes, Zhuzhu said we should have a nice meal.” Mei Mengqian nodded.

"But these look so ordinary. Shall I order two more dishes?"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Yingzhu immediately waved her hand.

"No need, senior, please sit down and eat with us, this is fine!"

"You have no idea how much it hurts me that evening self-study ends at 9:30!"

"These snack vendors leave as soon as it gets dark; they're not available for evening snacks."

Students have too little time to go out during evening self-study breaks, although there are still street vendors at night.

But most of them are side jobs, and they're all nearby.

Those who mainly make a living by setting up stalls won't be foolish enough to wait here for the students to come out.

Hua Junshu knew this, and thus understood Jiang Yingzhu's thoughts.

So the four of them took their food to the coffee table, found a movie, and watched it while they ate!
Laba ran over and smelled it. He smelled stinky tofu and immediately screamed.

"Meow wow!"

His small eyes widened even more, and he ran away quickly, looking at Li Yan and the other three with disbelief.

"It must think we're eating poop, you silly cat!"

"We're eating, don't say such disgusting things." Li Yan rolled his eyes.

"That's how cats are."

After the meal, Li Yan used his spiritual power to cleanse the smell of the food off his body, and only then did the kitten finally come closer.

But it wasn't to let him touch it; it rubbed its raised tail against his leg and then ran away.

The movie wasn't interesting, so Jiang Yingzhu went upstairs to play video games.

"Call Qinbao over."

"What?"

"Let her keep an eye on you."

"Cut~"

Jiang Yingzhu pursed her lips and then brought Qin Bao along.

Seeing Zhuzhu leave, Mei Mengqian also lost interest in watching the slideshow-like movie and went upstairs as well.

"Are you still watching, senior? If not, I'm turning it off."

"dont see."

Hua Junshu shook his head, scrolling through Taobao, unsure of what to do.

Li Yan didn't ask any more questions, afraid that he might accidentally see his senior buying something strange.

He returned to his room to cultivate.

The game voiceover from next door said, "First one underwater."

On the other side was his singing, which felt strange.

It seems it rained last night.

The next morning, Li Yan faintly heard the howling of the mountains and forests. Even before he opened his eyes, he could imagine the wind swaying the green of the mountains.

If you open the window, the refreshing air from the whole mountain will probably rush in.

But soon, the sound was interrupted by a burst of chaotic staring noises closer to the ear.

Li Yan smelled the scent of Laba Festival, along with a faint milky fragrance mixed with body odor.

What the hell!

He opened his eyes abruptly and reached out to touch the side.

Soft to the touch.

The fabric is delicate.

Upon seeing clearly what he was holding, and the innocent-looking Laba squatting in front of him with wide eyes, Li Yan felt a dark line appear on his forehead.

"Where did you get this from?"

He had seen online stories about cats bringing insects, mice, snakes, sparrows, and other such things to people who were sleeping, as a way of repaying a debt of gratitude.

But what are you going to do with a bear date you brought so early in the morning?
“Other cats are afraid that people won’t be able to hunt and will starve to death, but you’re carrying this, what do you expect me to do?!” Li Yan questioned.

"Wow!"

"Take it back."

Li Yan threw the item in front of it.

Judging from the size, it should be a senior student's.

Laba couldn't understand, so he rolled around with the string of the bear date in his mouth.

Li Yan was convinced. He grabbed Xiong Zao with one hand and the thieving kitten with the other, and was about to quietly return it to his senior.

However, at that moment, the door, which was not closed tightly, was pushed open.

"Li Yan, you're awake! Can we have breakfast now?"

Hua Junshu looked at the thing in Li Yan's hand, and for the first time, a deep sense of astonishment appeared on his usually expressionless face.

Li Yan was speechless, too busy capturing Laba.

"Why are you holding me?"

"Shushu, this was brought over by Laba Festival. It has nothing to do with me. I'm not a pervert."

"emmm"

Hua Junshu glanced at the bra in Li Yan's hand, then at Laba, and nodded slightly.

"Oh, Laba likes to play, then give it to him, I have more."

After saying that, she slammed the door shut, a blush spreading from her neck to her entire head.

"Damn it, you've ruined my reputation, Laba. What are we going to do about it?"

"Meow!"

Li Yan glanced at the things in his hand, threw them together with Laba Festival, and got up.

He felt he couldn't stay in his room any longer and had to get to the living room immediately to have breakfast.

My senior bought breakfast from outside.

Pancakes with soy milk: simple yet sophisticated.

The pancake is filled with a lot of meat, and an egg is also essential.

One bite and my mouth felt oily.

"Delicious!" Jiang Yingzhu ate half a pancake in a few bites with great relish.

"Where did you buy it, senior?"

"Street stalls".

Jiang Yingzhu felt disappointed when she heard that it wasn't a new store.

Street vendors are too mobile; you can't eat whenever you want.

“Yours is filled with double the amount of pork tenderloin and chicken strips, you might prefer that,” Hua Junshu continued.

Upon hearing this, Jiang Yingzhu silently noted down the combination, and then asked Li Yan and Mengmeng what was wrapped in their pancakes.

"Li Yan's order was beef with tenderloin and chicken strips, while Mengmeng's order was double bacon with tenderloin."

"Oh." Jiang Yingzhu felt that Li Yan's should be the best, since it was a three-ingredient combo.

However, I always felt that the atmosphere between my senior and Li Yan was a bit strange this morning.

But no matter how strange it was, she couldn't figure it out.

Saturdays are designated as voluntary make-up classes for students, and therefore there is also voluntary early morning reading.

After finishing their meal, Li Yan and the others immediately headed to the school.

The first two sections were both math, I don't know why.

The school seems to always assume that students are more alert in the morning, so consecutive math classes are often held in the morning.

However, Class One is a bit special.

As a priority, the school approved a grant for the purchase of Qingling incense.

Order it specifically in the morning.

Therefore, the class was in good condition in the mornings during this period.

Li Yan noticed that both male and female classmates looked much more haggard.

This is a classic case of kidney deficiency; it's obvious that he did something extraordinary using the effects of Qinglingxiang.

Li Yan shook his head inwardly, shifting his attention away from the boy and instead focusing on the contest between the boy and girl next door.

"Zhu Gelin, how do you do this problem? You're so good at math, you'll definitely know how, right?"

Liang Xueyi, who had been assigned an excellent math classmate, deliberately sat closer to Zhu Gelin. The faint scent of her perfume was just enough to touch his nose, but not overwhelming.

Zhu Gelin calmly glanced at Liang Xueyi out of the corner of his eye, thinking to himself that after waiting for almost half a month, she had finally arrived.

This girl is really something; not only does she need to have some money, but she also needs to have good grades!

Yang Xiong's two rows behind them also immediately noticed the commotion and began to pay close attention.

Zhu Gelin gave a lukewarm response:

"Ask after class, don't disturb my lesson."

"Oh, okay then, I didn't mean to. I'll treat you to water after class," Liang Xueyi said with a hint of grievance.

Zhu Gelin ignored him and looked at Zhao Ziwei, seemingly listening attentively to the lesson.

Seeing how coldly he treated Liang Xueyi, Yang Xiong was extremely anxious.

You're so good at this! How come you're only good at this?

Will Liang Xueyi really not change her deskmate?
Yang Xiong now wished he could drag Zhu Gelin out and give him a stern reprimand and clear instructions regarding Zhu's work style.

He glanced at the time; thankfully, it wasn't long before get out of class ended.

Moreover, the next class is during a long break.

It's good news that students who attend weekend make-up classes don't have to run laps during the long break between classes.

This means he has ample time to provide guidance to Zhu Gelin.

Yang Xiong suppressed his anxiety and observed the area ahead while waiting for get out of class to end.

However, they discovered that Liang Xueyi had ignored Zhu Gelin for half the class.

He thought to himself, "Oh no! How am I supposed to fish with all this?!"
As the bell rang, Yang Xiong had just stood up when he saw Liang Xueyi in the front row approaching Zhu Gelin with a draft notebook in hand, her tea-scented breath filling the air.

"Zhu Gelin, get out of class is over, you should be free now, please take a look at this question for me, please."

Yang Xiong stood frozen in place, his mind buzzing.

He's already given you the cold shoulder, why are you still clinging to him?!
What about me explaining problems to you during class time?
Am I the clown?!

(End of this chapter)