I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 339 When We Get Old
"Use your hands."

Li Yandao observed, under his divine sense, that a team of firefighters, along with several school leaders, were collecting wasp corpses all over the playground.

By gradually analyzing the density distribution of the corpses, they located the beehive under the eaves of the abandoned low-rise house behind.

"They're all dead. So are the ones inside these beehives."

Fire chief Yu Dong said that several team members removed the beehive.

Yu Dong then turned to look at Wang Wei, the vice principal of No. 6 Middle School, who was standing beside him.

"Principal Wang, has your school hired a private bee eradication expert?"

Principal Wang was also baffled, not understanding how all those rampant wasps had died.

I also wanted to watch these things burn to death, since they had stung my child.

"No, no, I don't know what happened. After discovering wasps on campus and observing them, we suspected there was a beehive nearby that might affect teaching, so we immediately called the fire department."

Upon hearing this, Yu Dong frowned slightly.

"That's strange. There might be some expert bee and insect extermination expert nearby, but their methods are too powerful. Hopefully, they won't have any impact on the environment."

"We've made Captain Yu come all this way for nothing!"

"Not at all," Yu Dong shook his head. "It's our duty."

"However, we would also appreciate it if Principal Wang could take note of this pest control expert nearby. We are currently in the peak season for wasps, and we would really appreciate the help of such professionals."

"Okay, okay, we'll definitely be careful."

"Pesticide expert?" Li Yan thought to himself, "That title sounds pretty bad. I'd better not use it."

Watching the fire truck disappear into the distance in his consciousness, Li Yan gently sniffed the air and smelled the fragrance of Qingling Incense again.

Looking up, I saw Lin Aoshuang lighting the incense burner.

Today is Tuesday, September 11th, and there were originally two consecutive math classes in the morning.

As a result, everyone in the class was exhausted after the class.

The last physical education class is meant for relaxation.

You should know that a physical education class like this, where you can finish the last period and then go home, is a rare and wonderful opportunity.

Now that it's physics class, the whole classroom is deathly silent.

Lin Aoshuang's solution was that simple and brutal.

This made even those who were initially unwilling to listen feel embarrassed to slack off.

However, silly students bring a lot of joy, and even in Lin Aoshuang's class, there are still people who pull off some funny antics.

Moreover, the more serious the teacher's class, the more people like to skip.

That's how exciting it is.

Li Yan probed with his divine sense and saw Ye Daijia in the last row, covering her head with her coat, only revealing her face.

However, his face was also obscured by a book.

He shook his head at the girl sitting next to him, and with a flick of his head, the blank math cover on his face transformed into a Chinese one.

Then came another round of head shaking and swaying.

With another turn of the head, Chinese suddenly became English.

Another round trip, English turned into physics!

My deskmate watched and chuckled.

Li Yan couldn't help but laugh. "The art of face-changing is truly a great loss without you."

On the podium, Lin Aoshuang, who had finished lighting incense and was continuing her lecture, was also speechless.

She didn't say anything, just stared intently, and then took out her phone to take a picture.

The whole class fell silent.

Ye Daijia's deskmate, an ordinary little girl, immediately stopped laughing, straightened her posture, and looked straight ahead.

Ye Daijia was in the middle of her performance and changed her face for the fourth time.

Physics suddenly becomes biology.

Now the whole class saw it.

Some people couldn't help but laugh, while others were completely baffled.

Ye Daijia was still performing and didn't hear his deskmate laughing. He thought he was bad at biology, so he shook himself and changed his expression again, this time to art.

"Good! Xiuer!"

"Guards, bring me the Imperial Seal of the State!"

Amidst bursts of laughter and jeers, Ye Daijia finally realized something was wrong.

They quickly restored the original state and saw Lin Aoshuang with a blank expression.

Lin Aoshuang operated the multimedia device a few times, and the large multimedia screen embedded in the blackboard behind her immediately displayed the photo of Ye Daijia's change of expression.

A chubby body, a head wrapped up like a Muslim's, and a physics book covering his face.

Together with the person sitting upright next to him, they created a scene full of comedic charm.

The class burst into laughter again; even Ye Hui, who was usually good at holding back, couldn't help but laugh.

"Pfft!"

Lin Aoshuang chuckled, then looked at Ye Daijia expressionlessly.

"Stand up!"

Ye Daijia lowered her head, her toes digging into the ground, wishing she hadn't taken off her gear.

"You actually know how to be shy?!"

Lin Aoshuang questioned him once, but didn't say anything more. Instead, she addressed all the students in the class:

"From now on, if anyone does anything inappropriate in my class, I'll put their name on the multimedia screen!"

Instantly, all the students in the class adopted a serious expression.

Teacher Lin didn't seem to say how long it would be hanging.

So it's highly likely that the next person to make a mistake will be put on the list.

This kind of thing is ridiculous!

Seeing the students sitting upright in the classroom, Lin Aoshuang nodded in satisfaction.

In the afternoon Chinese class, we learned about the story of Butcher Ding dissecting an ox. As a teacher who deeply understands the principle of "the highest good is like water," Li Ping turned on the multimedia and prepared to find a full recitation of the story for everyone to enjoy.

Then I was hit with a screen-opening attack.

Who is this roly-poly toy?

Li Ping frowned immediately. "Please stand up so I can see you. You're quite confident, putting your photo on the classroom desktop."

"A roly-poly toy, hahaha!"

Upon hearing this, the class couldn't help but burst into laughter. Ye Daijia sighed in her seat and lowered her head deeply.

"Teacher, it's Ye Daijia!"

"Intangible cultural heritage inheritors, that's awesome."

Li Ping looked at Ye Daijia, who was reluctantly getting up, and said with a smile:

"I heard from your teacher Lin that this method is good, and we should use it in Chinese class from now on."

"I remember there are animated GIFs on the desktop, so don't worry about not having enough space."

Everyone's mouths twitched.

You damn score-obsessed jerk, you were just laughing and saying you didn't know who was on your desktop background.

There were three classes in the afternoon, and Ye Daijia was appreciated by three different teachers.

Then this punishment of death in the community became a tight rein on the class!
On the first day, everyone sat upright and dared not do anything out of line.

Even Jiang Yingzhu didn't dare to whisper during class anymore.

She felt somewhat embarrassed.

The next day, the deterrent effect of the golden headband remained effective.

However, some people who have used it as a screensaver once are no longer hesitant to use it a second time.

Ye Daijia, in particular, has completely let loose.

On the third day, Li Yan was killed by Lin Aoshuang like a chicken. She took a picture of him carving wood in class and put it on the big screen.

However, the deterrent effect was not very strong, and she found that many students in the class were daydreaming, especially the girls.

Instead of looking at the title she wrote on the blackboard, I looked at Li Yan on the projection screen next to her.

"Young love is so precious!"

In the office, Li Ping, who had overheard Lin Aoshuang's complaints, sighed, "Teacher Lin, could you take an unflattering picture of him?"

"Uh"

Lin Aoshuang smiled bitterly as she thought of her niece who had gone through her phone to ask for photos.

"This student is good-looking, no."

"That certainly has the flair of my younger days," Li Ping said happily, then added reassuringly:

"Li Yan doesn't need much guidance. The students are already used to him. Teacher Lin can just let him be."

"No, nothing can be accomplished without rules."

Lin Aoshuang insisted on her opinion and pointed out Li Ping's mistakes without any politeness.

"Teacher Li lacks self-awareness; you're not as good-looking as Li Yan,"

Li Ping's face stiffened. This Comrade Lin still needs more training!
However, the screensaver threat was indeed ineffective against the students.

Ever since it was discovered that handsome people remain handsome even when presented with something cool, instead of looking awkwardly embarrassed.

Suddenly, everyone in the class, regardless of whether they were boys or girls, started paying attention to their appearance.

It wasn't makeup or anything.

It's just about putting together an outfit and washing your hair.

Then, some people deliberately disrupted class, using the opportunity to make gestures, which were then added to their screensavers.

Some are embracing the world with their handmade creations, some are arm in arm, and some are making funny faces, like pouting and squinting.

Jiang Yingzhu even wanted to show off by wearing the Emperor Warrior outfit, but Li Yan stopped her in the end.

The three of them took a picture of themselves sitting at the same desk, and it scrolls across their screensaver every day!
Thus, it wasn't until Friday's class meeting that the homeroom teacher, Li Ping, solemnly announced it.

"The punishment of writing on the blackboard ends here, but the multimedia desktop will remain."

"Huh?! Teacher, how long is this going to last?!"

"The school has closed down."

"what!!!"

A chorus of exclamations erupted as everyone felt uneasy at the thought that they might see unflattering or vain photos of themselves every time they looked up in the next two years. These somewhat private photos made them feel awkward.

Especially after hearing that even if you don't delete it after graduation, it will be seen by younger students.

"No!!" Yu Bing exclaimed in shock. She still had a photo of Jiang Yingzhu grabbing her by the back of the neck!

How could such an embarrassing thing be preserved until that time?

"Hehe, just kidding. It will only be kept until you graduate."

Li Ping smiled wickedly, "You can make a copy after graduation, or I can send it to the class group. These are all souvenirs."

"Who wants this souvenir!"

Jiang Yingzhu was also impressed.

“I feel pretty good,” Li Yan said with a smile. “Memories are easily forgotten, but photos are the guiding light to find them.”

"When we get old, we may only remember that we had a silly and funny photo session, but we won't remember the specifics. Wouldn't it be nice to have a photo to remember it by?"

"Besides, high school is so boring, the fact that there was such a period at least shows that we are different."

After Li Yan finished speaking, a finger poked him on both sides of his forehead.

"Who wants to grow old with you!"

The two girls blushed and said.

"This girl is forever seventeen."

“Then I’m eighteen,” Mei Mengqian said softly. “I’m Sister Zhuzhu.”

A black line appeared on Jiang Yingzhu's face, and she reached out to tickle her.

"You haven't even turned seventeen yet, and you want to be my older sister when you're younger than me?"

"Hey Zhuzhu, don't touch there."

Li Yan looked at the commotion below and was somewhat speechless.

No, is it appropriate for you to act like this in front of me?
And Jiang Yingzhu, do you even know how to scratch properly? You're just scratching blindly, why don't you give it to me?

Li Ping said a few words to lighten the mood, and once the students were relaxed, he began to emphasize the monthly exam, putting pressure on everyone.

This made everyone tense, feeling that they had to seize the time to study hard, and that they couldn't relax even if there was no evening self-study session tonight!
It's like an old sow wearing a bra.

By the time he finished speaking and left, it was almost time for school to end. Jiang Yingzhu glanced at her phone and patted Li Yan on the shoulder.

"Li Yan, Mengmeng and I are going to the police station after school. Don't rush back yet."

"A shipment has arrived, and the organization needs you to make contact."

"What institute?" Mei Mengqian asked, puzzled, not understanding why she needed to go to the institute.

(End of this chapter)