I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 335 Becoming stronger always comes at a price.
"Hey, hurry up!"

"What's the rush? Launch it immediately."

"hurry up!"

Jiang Yingzhu opened her mouth, looking expectant.

“I’m coming! You really want to drink?” Li Yan asked.

"Stop dawdling, it's been a long time since I've had a drink."

"OK then."

Li Yan picked up the small green water gun from the Kaifeng store and sprayed it twice into Jiang Yingzhu's open mouth.

These green water guns are a part of their childhood memories; they can be used for both drinking and playing.

When Li Yan took this thing out of the snack bag, Jiang Yingzhu completely forgot about the game.

"Well"

Jiang Yingzhu smacked her lips, the bland sweet and sour taste lingering in her mouth, it didn't taste as good as it did when she was a child.

"I want one too, Li Yan."

Li Yan felt a poke in his lower back, turned around, and sprayed Mei Mengqian's open mouth with a small water gun.

"It's too sour, I don't want it."

Li Yan chuckled, twirled his pistol, and fired a shot that landed on Jiang Yingzhu's forehead.

"This wasn't originally intended for drinking."

"Are you trying to die?"

Caught off guard, Jiang Yingzhu rummaged through her snack bag, pulled out a handful of snacks, and started spraying them at Li Yan.

He was sprayed so hard he covered his face with his hands, and immediately became extremely proud, considering himself a peerless marksman.

"Zhuzhu, I want to play too."

Jiang Yingzhu was about to throw the gun to Mengmeng when a hand suddenly caught it midway.

Li Yan wiped his face, held the guns in both hands, looked at Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian with a wicked grin, stood up, and fired with both hands.

biubiubiu! !
"what!"

"Hey! Li Yan, I didn't spray you just now."

"Li Yan, you hit me."

A gasp rippled through the center of Group Two, and all eyes turned toward the central plains. There they saw the king of Class One, wielding two small green water guns, spraying several pretty girls in the class with screams and shouts, who then ran out of the classroom.

The boys' eyes lit up as they stared at the gun in Li Yan's hand, while the girls were somewhat speechless.

"It has appeared! A divine treasure, the Green Spear!"

"I don't remember it being called that."

"Whatever his name is, brothers, let's head to the supermarket."

Led by Ye Daijia and Ma Liang, several boys rushed out with a roar.

Li Yan, on the other hand, made a hasty retreat halfway through, as his gun was out of bullets.

He put the toy in his pocket, went to the restroom to wash his face, and then took a look at the senior high school building.

Compared to the bustling activity on the second-year high school side, the third-year high school side is quiet, as it is currently class time.

As always, the senior student sat by the window, sometimes listening to the subject teacher on the podium say a few words, but most of the time she did her own thing and kept to her own pace.

Li Yan merely glanced at it, showing no intention of doing anything.

He's just here to lay low.

However, upon closer inspection, it became apparent that the senior student did not seem to be studying; a Chinese textbook was placed on her desk.

Under the table, she was holding a needle and thread, embroidering something on a piece of cloth.

How did you start doing needlework?
Li Yan was secretly puzzled, so he glanced at it a few more times.

It was unclear what she was embroidering, but it caught the attention of the entire Class 1 of Senior Three, so she left as if nothing had happened.

After strolling around the playground for a while, feeling that Jiang Yingzhu and the others had calmed down, he leisurely walked back to the classroom.

Before he even entered the classroom, he could smell the noise and the sweet and sour aroma of drinks in the air.

Upon entering, as expected, most of the classroom was in chaos, with various factions firing at each other, and water everywhere.

However, it was very quiet in the middle, I don't know if it was because Ye Hui was sitting there reading, or for some other reason.

However, the next moment, Li Yan found out.

"Sisters, let's draw our swords!"

Jiang Yingzhu shouted, and a small water gun appeared in each of her hands.

Meanwhile, Mengmeng, Yu Bing, and others also had the same configuration.

"fire!"

As soon as Jiang Yingzhu gave the order, a large stream of water shot over.

Li Yan smiled dismissively and took a step back.

The water sprayed out by the girls floated softly in an arc and landed on the ground.

"siskin!"

Jiang Yingzhu snorted, "Advance forward, flank from both sides, and fire freely!"

Li Yan blinked and coughed, "The homeroom teacher is here."

Upon hearing this, Mengmeng, Yu Bing, and the others immediately shrank back and sat down in their seats, pretending to be students.

Undeterred, Jiang Yingzhu strode forward and unleashed a torrent of spray at Li Yan with both hands.

Li Yan stood there and let her spray, while Mengmeng, who was next to him, secretly sprayed along with her.

Seeing this, Yu Bing and the others felt embarrassed to go up again.

After Jiang Yingzhu and the other girl ran out of water, Li Yan wiped his face and smiled maliciously:
"That's all, it's my turn."

As he spoke, he handed the two girls the water stains he had wiped off his face.

"Hey! You pervert!"

"How is touching someone's face considered indecent?"

Li Yan suppressed Jiang Yingzhu, and Mengmeng, who was standing to the side, immediately became like a punching bag, shrinking her neck and letting Li Yan do whatever he wanted to her face.

His eyes darted around, as if he were plotting something.

After wiping his hands clean, Li Yan sat back down in his seat with satisfaction.

Jiang Yingzhu sat down, glaring at Li Yan as she took out a wet wipe to wipe her face, and handed one to Li Yan as well.

Meanwhile, on the other side, Mei Mengqian also handed over a card.

Li Yan felt his face was too big, so two photos would fit perfectly.

So he took them all and wiped his face and neck. Just then, Mengmeng handed him another one from the right.

"I've cleaned it."

Mei Mengqian pursed her lips, her face slightly flushed, and whispered:

"I didn't wipe it clean."

"so?"

Mei Mengqian didn't speak, her blush deepened, and she placed the wet wipe in Li Yan's hand, pressing his hand to move it to her face to wipe it.

"Get materials."

Good, good, good! My little deskmate is getting more and more creative.

Li Yan thought to himself, and then took a wet wipe to wipe her face, from her profile to her front, from her delicate willow-leaf eyebrows to her rounded chin.

It was less like wiping her face and more like a gentle caress, observing her face and appreciating it inch by inch.

Watching from the back row, Yu Qingya and Lin Yufan whispered to each other, fidgeting like two foxes sneaking a peek at melon seeds.

On the other side, Jiang Yingzhu, who had just washed her face with a mixture of paper and water, suddenly opened her eyes wide.

He clenched his fist and punched Li Yan in the waist.

"I want to wipe it too."

"Okay, okay, I'll wipe you right away."

Li Yan left Mengmeng and began wiping Jiang Yingzhu.

Unlike Mengmeng's soft facial features, Jiang Yingzhu's facial features are much sharper.

However, they were all about the same size. Li Yan wiped from bottom to top, and when he got to the top of her head, he glanced at Xiao Qingmei's hairline.

Stop scratching your head, you're almost bald.

"You're the one who's bald!" Jiang Yingzhu snorted. She only scratched her head a little when it came to math and science, and the hair would just grow back.

Several scholars around him chuckled.

"It's okay, you can all go bald together."

Li Yan was speechless, and Jiang Yingzhu was also annoyed. She took the used tissue from Li Yan and threw it into the trash bag hanging next to her desk.

He turned around and glanced at Guo Cailing in the back row.

"I received the comfort; the body is so comforting."

"Uh"

Guo Cailing realized she had said something wrong, so she changed the subject.

"Speaking of baldness, don't you guys feel that Chen Xiyuan's head is really a bit bald?"

Upon hearing this, even Ye Hui couldn't help but glance strangely at Chen Xiyuan, who was sitting next to the podium.

The hair was indeed somewhat thinning; it wasn't quite a Mediterranean pattern, but the underground spring was beginning to take shape.

Chen Xiyuan could hear them talking, but he wasn't angry at all.

"I've gone bald, but I've also become stronger! Becoming stronger always comes at a price."

"Indeed, I've been studying too much, and my hair is falling out like crazy." Wu Wuwu also touched her head.

"I've been losing hair these days. I wish Qiqi Company could release a hair care product."

Today, Qiqi Company has become a leader in the domestic industry thanks to its Qingling Fragrance and Nourishing Liquid, two products that are like health supplements but even better than medicines.

Many people with health or life problems will have similar thoughts to some extent.

Li Yanguang would casually observe the world with his divine sense while cultivating, and that's how he heard so much.

But he was too lazy to deal with it; what if it accidentally became a state-owned enterprise?

But the main reason is laziness.

The girls only spoke briefly about the hair issue before the conversation quickly turned to the new students.

"I wonder if there will be any handsome guys."

"Probably not, Li Yan is quite rare."

Li Yan looked at Ling Ningshan with a puzzled expression. What did she say?!
It's not a lottery or a trading card.

Do you think there might be a pretty girl among them?

Yu Bin glanced at Xiao Shuai, who had asked the question, his gaze gentle, which sent a chill down Xiao Shuai's spine.

"Ryoko, so what if you have it? It has nothing to do with you in the end. Stop thinking about it. If you think about it, you'll want to see it, and if you see it, you'll want it."

"I remember when I was a kid, I could play with a CD by reflecting its light for half a day, but now, even the newly released King of Glory heroes can't interest me."

"So it's better not to touch it. As the Smurfs said, the desires in people's hearts are like a boulder rolling down a mountain. Once it starts, it can never be stopped."

Xiao Shuai was stunned by what he was being said. The words sounded familiar, but he had never heard the Smurfs say them before.

Is that cartoon really that philosophical?

However, one thing is certain: Abin had too much fun during his summer vacation.

"Brother Wei, did the Smurfs say that?"

"I don't know, I haven't seen it, but the words sound familiar."

Zhang Wei thought for a while, then shook his head and waved his hand.

"Never mind who said it, Brother Xiao, Liangzi, the new students are coming soon, don't we need to take action?"

"How do we proceed?!"

"Think about how those second-year high school students annoyed us during our training last year. We can't be the only ones getting soaked in the rain."

Upon hearing this, Xiao Shuai agreed. Although he didn't quite remember what he had done in his second year of high school, he was certain that he had done something.

"I have a plan."

The new students enrolled on September 1st, and they officially began their classes.

Xiao Shuai's plan did not come to fruition. He didn't know how the school had suddenly become rich, but the freshmen's military training was moved directly to the military training base.

"Why?!"

"I feel like we've been tricked by capital; we can't seem to catch up with anything good."

"It's okay, Brother Xiao. We just happened to run into some bad luck. I heard there's a monthly exam at the end of the month, and then every month there will be exams. We'll also have classes on Saturdays."

"Ah Wei, I need your help with something."

"what?"

"Go ahead and jump. I want to experience the sweetness first and then the bitterness. Let me take a few days off first."

Zhang Wei shook his head repeatedly.

“Brother Xiao, I am but a firefly in the dark night, insignificant and lowly. Only someone like you, Brother Xiao, who shines like the bright moon, can shoulder such a great responsibility and save nearly four hundred students from eight classes in the second year of high school from dire straits.”

(End of this chapter)