I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 334 Don't you understand me yet?
“That makes sense. Let’s find another place to continue writing. I haven’t finished my math homework yet.”

Zhang Wei nodded, and he and Ma Liang went back to the classroom arm in arm, finding two empty seats to start copying.

Xiao Shuai followed him in and was immediately taken aback when he saw Ma Liang take out his Chinese homework.

"Liangzi, if you don't do your Chinese homework now, can you catch up?"

"definitely!"

Ma Liang drew out his magic brush.

Grass God, no cursive script, activate!
There was almost nothing to do on the first day of school. Xiao Shuai was originally planning to help keep watch, since taking care of his son was a father's responsibility.

However, Li Ping disappeared without a trace after his visit, and nothing happened at all.

Most of the students in the classroom were catching up on their homework.

The rest of them were wandering around outside, but Li Yan was not.

I've been to this place countless times, so I'm really not interested anymore.

The key point is that there are no new students to watch and have fun with.

The second year of high school is quite interesting. There's just the right amount of time, neither as naive and immature as the first year nor as tense and boring as the third year. It's still a stage where you can quickly absorb knowledge in high school.

You could say that he excels in both academics and leisure.

Li Yan's gaze swept over Wu Wuwu, who was studying in front of him, and Jiang Yingzhu, who was playing beside him.

The little green plum was very sensitive to his gaze. As soon as his gaze swept over her, she immediately caught it and instantly realized something was wrong.

"What are you looking at? Anyway, we don't have class, so what's wrong with me playing games?"

"Look at you, all you do is play. Look at the others, they all have similar results, how come there's such a big difference?"

"Where is it almost enough?!" Jiang Yingzhu glanced at Wu Wuwu in front of her and glared at this troublemaker.

"Not even six hundred."

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Wu Wuwu turned her head and whispered, "Class monitor, when you're flirting, can you please not involve me?"

"Yes." Ling Ningshan, who was doing her homework, nodded, her chubby cheeks seeming even more prominent.

"The class representative also hurt us along with him."

Jiang Yingzhu felt a little embarrassed and restless. What nonsense about flirting! Why hadn't Mengmeng come back yet? No one was there to help her share the burden.

She scratched her head, forcibly steer the conversation back on track.

"It's only six hundred, I'm just one point short!"

"Really? Let's make a bet."

"What bet?"

Instantly, everyone's attention turned to the scene, eager to hear what the bet was about.

"If you score over 600 on the next exam, then I'll..."

Once Jiang Yingzhu and the others were drawn in, Li Yan grinned mischievously, "Here's a lollipop for you."

"Get out! Get out! Get out!" Jiang Yingzhu pushed Li Yan away with a look that said, "You're crazy. You're wasting my time. Seriously."

The critic Gan Tiantian chimed in with dissatisfaction: "Li Yan, you're so mean! What kind of reward is a lollipop?"

Li Yan shrugged. "That's obvious."

Is he really going to reveal some incredible reward in front of everyone?

"Speaking of lollipops, didn't Mengmeng and Bingbing go to the supermarket to buy snacks? Why haven't they come back yet?" Jiang Yingzhu's emotions came and went quickly, and she became curious in the blink of an eye.

"I don't know." Li Yan scanned the supermarket with his divine sense, his gaze strange. "They're probably busy."

“Then let’s go find her.” Jiang Yingzhu stood up and put her low-battery phone in her pocket.

Li Yan glanced at her sideways. "Are you going to find Mengmeng?"

Pulled by Jiang Yingzhu, the two headed to the small supermarket near the cafeteria.

The cafeteria is closed today, so it's very quiet; only the lights are on in the small supermarket.

Upon entering, Jiang Yingzhu immediately spotted Yu Bing, Mengmeng, and Yu Qingya standing by the counter.

At that moment, Yu Bing, with a serious expression, said to the little kid behind the counter:
"Three times five equals fifteen, this is fifteen pieces."

"Three times three equals nine, that's nine dollars."

"No! This..."

Yu Bing began to correct him, and then concluded, "So three times five equals fifteen, which is fifteen yuan."

"Three nines, nine yuan."

Li Yan and Jiang Yingzhu went back and forth like this several times as they approached each other.

"What's wrong?" Jiang Yingzhu asked, looking at Mengmeng and Qingya.

"Teaching children math."

"Huh?" Jiang Yingzhu asked in confusion. Who would be so bored as to teach elementary school students here?

“We can’t pay the bill if you don’t teach us. The boss has disappeared somewhere, and this kid is watching the shop,” Yu Qingya said.

"Is he bad at math?" Jiang Yingzhu stared at the little kid for a few moments.

Seeing this, Mei Mengqian took out five packs of spicy strips from the basket and said to the child:

"how much is it?"

"Five times five is twenty-five, that's twenty-five yuan," the little boy said confidently, as if afraid she would argue with the girl in front of him. He explained:
"I'm going into third grade soon! I've been memorizing the multiplication tables for days, I won't make any mistakes!"

"See?" Mei Mengqian glanced at Jiang Yingzhu.

Jiang Yingzhu seemed thoughtful, then took two bags of potato chips and asked, "How much are they now?"

"Three times three equals nine, nine is auspicious."

"Then I only need one pack, one for one, that's one yuan, right?"

"Correct."

"Wow! You're really good at math, kid!" Jiang Yingzhu clapped her hands, then looked at the happy kid and said with a quick glance, "Then I'll take them one bag at a time, five bags will be five yuan."

"Correct!"

"That's a bit much, so I'll return four of these five drinks."

"Forty-six!"

"Not bad, not bad, you're quick to answer now." Jiang Yingzhu clapped her hands and pointed to the four bottles of mineral water.

"Then give me sixteen yuan back. Round it down to fifteen."

The child muttered blankly, "Four times four is sixteen, that's right," and then stood there awkwardly.

"Sister, I have no money."

Seeing this, Jiang Yingzhu, who was already trying to suppress her laughter, couldn't help but burst out laughing. "Little friend, you still need to keep memorizing the multiplication tables."

"Oh."

"I'm a high school student, I'll calculate it for you, you can just watch."

Jiang Yingzhu quickly finished counting the snacks, then took out forty yuan and placed it on the counter.

"Forty-two in total."

"Forty-two!" The child nodded seriously, looking at Jiang Yingzhu with admiration. She had figured it out so quickly. Then she glanced at the money.

"Sister, round down."

Seeing this, Mei Mengqian and Yu Qingya behind them couldn't help but laugh, "You learn pretty quickly."

"He's getting the hang of it!"

While Jiang Yingzhu was packing snacks, Yu Bing glared at the little brat.

"Why do you believe her but not me?"

“She’s taller than me, she’s a big girl, she’s in high school.”

"You and I are both elementary school students."

Jiang Yingzhu, Mei Mengqian, and Yu Qingya couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"Oh right! She's a primary school student."

"You're the one who's a primary school student!" Yu Bing said, hands on her hips, even though she was clearly taller than this little brat.

"correct."

"Damn it!" Yu Bing was even angrier; the other person had no idea she was swearing.

"Hehehe." Jiang Yingzhu found this even funnier.

Back in the classroom, Jiang Yingzhu was still laughing, while Mei Mengqian and Yu Qingya exchanged knowing glances.

Yu Bing said with a serious face, "I will definitely grow taller, I'm just still developing."

"It's okay, Bingbing. She's cute even though she's small." Yu Qingya patted her on the shoulder.

“Look at Princess Ziwei, she’s just like you, and she’s a math teacher too.”

"I don't want to be targeted by a pervert like Xiao Shuai."

Xiao Shuai, who had just returned to his seat: ?
It's not like I'm a girl, so what if I like younger girls? It's not like I like girls who are very young.

Besides, if they don't have anything they like, aren't they lonely?

Xiao Shuai opened his phone, clicked on a game with a white-haired avatar, and started increasing his daily favorability with his character Theresa.

Unfortunately, the touch system has changed now.

Beside him, Yu Bin glanced over and yawned.

"Brother Bin is awake, let's play together."

"No, I'll abstain from sex starting today." Yu Bin patted Xiao Shuai on the shoulder and said in a tone of someone who's been through it all:
"Lust is a knife that cuts to the bone, handsome. I played i-games for a month and I feel like my memory is declining and my limbs are weak. I feel even weaker than if I had studied for a month."

"As the saying goes, if you don't do good deeds for a day, you accumulate good karma. I've been doing this for three days now, and I feel like I still need to recover."

Yu Bin looked out the window with the eyes of a sage, "I have transcended the mundane world, and a second trip will not interest me."

Although his good friend chattered on and on, Xiao Shuai only remembered one sentence.

"What are I社 games? Brother Bin, I want to get into this game too, can you show me the way to the dojo?"

"No, that would harm you."

"No, Godfather, don't you know me? I'm a born pest."

Xiao Shuai grasped Yu Bin's hand and said sincerely:
"During the holidays, I used the village loudspeaker to play reeds in the middle of the night, helped the kids play with firecrackers, put hamsters in cat bowls, and helped the eggs hatch chicks prematurely. I was such a pest, godfather!"

Upon hearing this, Yu Bin almost had to revert to his saintly state.

"You're too much trouble, I'm afraid you'll report me."

"How can it be!"

Zhu Gelin leaned against the railing, turned his head to look at Yang Xiong, and looked at him with certainty.

"We're all brothers, how could I forget my mission!"

"Really?"

“Of course it’s real, I swear on my good looks.” Zhu Gelin stretched out his hand.

Yang Xiong nodded, then remembered something else, and pulled Zhu Gelin aside to whisper:

"Dude, you seem to know a lot about relationships. I have a friend who's recently taken a liking to a girl and wants to know how to pursue her. Do you have any tips?"

"Hey! You've come to the right person." Zhu Gelin patted his chest. "Ah Xiong, wait a minute, I'll send you some tips."

Zhu Gelin found several articles and sent them to Yang Xiong.

Drop drop!
Yang Xiong opened Fetion.

Zhuge: When a girl texts "Good morning," only a fool would reply with "Good morning." A high-EQ response will warm her heart for the whole day.
Yang Xiong seemed to be deep in thought, and clicked on a gray and white cartoon girl's profile picture.

Little Lamb: Good morning
A few minutes later, the other end replied.

Qiqi: Good morning
Little Lamb: Warm her up all day
Qiqi: ?
Qiqi: Warm mud horse!

Yang Xiong was taken aback and couldn't help but look at Zhu Gelin beside him.

Zhu Gelin pondered for a moment, then remained silent and patted Yang Xiong on the shoulder.

"Ah Xiong, why don't we study first, go to university, take the postgraduate entrance exam, get a doctorate, and study abroad?"

"Will this help me pick up girls?"

“No, that way you can skip the previous steps and go straight to blind dates and marriage,” Zhu Gelin said earnestly.

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"Is this correct?" Xiao Shuai clapped his hands and looked at Zhang Wei and Ma Liang.

“We are all people of Huangtianzhong, how can Abin keep this treasure to himself? We should share it.”

"But Brother Xiao, I've already found i-company games."

Zhang Wei's words attracted the attention of two innocent male high school students.

"Quick! Give it to me now!"

"But the games on it all require a computer."

Xiao Shuai let out a mournful cry as if he had lost his wife. His voice was a little loud, which attracted the attention of Jiang Yingzhu, who was chatting with him. So she listened to it.

"i-company games, what are those? Are they fun?" She looked at Li Yan.

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(End of this chapter)