I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 310 Who is the Student Committee going to marry?
“It really works!”

"But it looks so cruel."

"The class representative actually forced us to do this kind of thing."

"I feel like I'd explode if I just looked at it."

Chen Chenchen, who was about to burst into laughter because of Li Yan's lame joke, has now calmed down.

Holding a black pen, working on the Huanggang math practice test given to her by Li Yan, Chen Chenchen was covered in sweat, her face almost red-hot.

Laugh, what's so funny?

As Chen Chenchen's deskmate and best friend, Wu Wuwu also looked at the questions in front of her. They looked so difficult. If she could master this test paper, wouldn't she be able to ascend to immortality?
She looked at Li Yan and said, "Class monitor, do you have any more? I'll buy some, or you can tell me where to buy them."

"I don't have any left." Li Yan shook his head, but told him the location of the shop, which was near the school.

He just took it from me using telekinesis.

Noticing the subtle glances from the people around him, Li Yan felt no longer guilty about not paying.

Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian were exchanging information with him.

'See? I told you he must have studied secretly, otherwise where would he have gotten the test paper?'

'Hmm, he's a thief!'

Shortly after, Li Ping returned to the classroom and projected a newspaper onto the screen.

"Everyone, please take a look. This is this year's college entrance examination essay topic. Let's talk about it."

Saturday was spent entirely on explaining college entrance exam questions, nothing particularly interesting.

The next day was the tenth day of the sixth lunar month.

As soon as she got home from evening self-study, Jiang Yingzhu turned on the TV and searched for "Rush to the Dead Summer".

"Hey, there really is one, but why is it a VIP exclusive?"

Today is the day the TV series "Rush to the Dead Summer" is airing, and the song "Chasing the Light" that Li Yan gave to Jiang Yingzhu has been used as an interlude.

Therefore, Xiao Qingmei has been paying attention to this TV series.

Jiang Yingzhu took out her phone and activated her exclusive VIP membership, thinking she would be able to watch it, but unexpectedly another page popped up.

"Advanced on-demand viewing, paid viewing, two yuan per episode?!"

A question mark appeared above Jiang Yingzhu's head. "Advanced on-demand viewing? Isn't it airing today?!"

"It should be broadcast on TV today, but the video version is ahead of schedule," Mei Mengqian explained earnestly, though in fact she hadn't watched a TV series in a long time.

"Damn it, what brand is this TV? They're such a rip-off."

Li Yan sat on the sofa playing with the cat, glancing over here.

"If you can't watch it, then don't watch it. The Chaser of Light has already been released, it's not like you can only hear it in TV dramas."

"I'm curious, it's only four yuan, just consider it as burning money for those dog-like things that have no parents and only know how to ask for money."

Jiang Yingzhu chose to pay to watch, going further and further down the path of being ripped off.

Perhaps they still held some expectations for the quality of the TV series.

But in fact, Li Yan had heard that this was a project to produce great music from classic bad movies.

After the two-minute opening theme song, Jiang Yingzhu was still in high spirits.

Twenty minutes into the main feature, Jiang Yingzhu was yawning incessantly.

"I told you not to watch, but you haven't done your homework yet. Your senior and Mengmeng have both gone to do their homework."

I wonder if tonight's homework was agreed upon by the whole school – it's this year's college entrance exam paper.

This resulted in even the senior students not finishing their work after evening self-study.

"You're biting Jiang Dongbin like a dog," Jiang Yingzhu said weakly.

More than thirty minutes had passed, and she still couldn't remember the faces of the male and female leads, or the plot.

Sometimes, it's enough to simply "love the house" (or "love everything about it"); there's no need to extend that love to everything else.

"Who said you love me? Ugh!" Jiang Yingzhu suddenly snapped out of her daze, her eyes widening as she stood up and pouted.

"Narcissist! I was just curious about the TV show."

She left a message and went straight upstairs.

With the continuous broadcast and promotion of the TV series "Rush to the Dead Summer", "The Chaser of Light", which had been dormant for a year, has become popular again.

Although Li Yan never paid attention, he could intuitively sense this from the eyes of his classmates.

"I hear this song every day on my way to and from school by bus these past few days."

Guo Cailing looked at Li Yan with a hint of excitement.

"Class monitor, you're famous!"

"I've already been famous, it's just one song, it'll all be over in a while."

Li Yan was a bit bored. The anti-salvage team hadn't made any moves these past few days, and the official in charge, Cheng Yuan, had nothing fun to do either.

Guo Cailing and others felt that he was being a bit pretentious.

"But the class monitor looks more like a celebrity now than before. Doesn't she want to be a celebrity?"

"Do not want to."

Upon hearing this, Guo Cailing looked at Li Yan with confusion.

"Then, class monitor, if you don't date, study, play games, skip classes, disobey teachers, or cause trouble at school, what are you doing here?"

The moment this question was raised, the people around him all looked strange.

Jiang Yingzhu, who was sitting next to Li Yan watching the show, was even more astonished. She never expected that Guo Cailing would be able to think about such a question.

That's a perfect match for Li Yan.

She looked at Li Yan, also curious about his answer.

Similarly, everyone around was curious.

After all, it's acceptable for someone of the same age to be a popular influencer on Douyin (TikTok), to sing well and play musical instruments, and to have a bestselling novel.

But at the same time, he also has excellent grades, which doesn't seem like something a normal person would do.

Li Yan glanced at Guo Cailing, then pointed at Jiang Yingzhu, "To accompany the Crown Prince in his studies."

"Tch!" Jiang Yingzhu rolled her eyes, and the people around her immediately chuckled, but before they could laugh, Li Yan said again:
"I'm just watching you guys have fun. I've noticed that teenagers with delusions of grandeur have a lot of fun. You guys are quite amusing, funny people."

A joke can instantly turn a laugh into a joke.

Hu Die, who was sitting in the next group, didn't notice what was happening here; she was sending messages.

"Wu Chang, I'm too lazy to look for him."

"What are you looking for, Die Die? I didn't ask you to look for anything. Are you going to see a movie during your holiday? It's at eight o'clock tonight, Kun Kun's movie."

Hu Die pouted. This Wu Chang couldn't withstand the test. He had only been asked to buy two LV bags, and he was already crying that he had no money. Lately, he kept trying to take things further; holding hands wasn't enough.

She sent a message.

"reason."

"What reason?"

"The reason for the breakup."

After saying that, Hu Die blocked and deleted her in one fell swoop.

In a classroom downstairs, a loud "Damn it!" echoed throughout the room, and Shanxing's phone was slammed to the ground.

Xiao Yaya, who witnessed the whole thing, was at a loss for words. "Diedie, aren't you afraid he'll come looking for you?"

Hu Die shook her head. This Wu Chang was too strange. She just picked up a tree branch and gave it to him to grow, and he actually managed to keep it alive.

If she tried to find another excuse, she was afraid the other party would just cover it up again.

"It's alright, I'll have Cheng Yuan handle it, just give him twenty yuan."

No sooner had the words been spoken than a sound came from afar at the doorway.

"Hu Die, come out here!"

The shout drew everyone's attention. Looking outside, they saw a tall boy walk in, his face red and his expression ferocious. His gaze immediately locked onto Hu Die.

"Student, it's evening self-study time now. If you have something to say, you can go outside to talk. Don't disturb our self-study."

Ye Hui stood up and stared straight at Wu Chang, not intimidated by his ferocious appearance at all.

Wu Chang and Ye Hui met eyes and suddenly became more alert.

He knew the power of Ye Hui's family; they were not people he could afford to offend.

However, Wu Chang felt embarrassed that he was told off and then left.

"Hu Die, why did you break up with me?!"

He yelled.

You know what you did!

Hu Die wasn't afraid of him; she crossed her arms and remained expressionless.

Wu Chang's face stiffened, and he wondered if his secret replacement of the saplings had been discovered.

"I'll wait for you outside after school."

His tone softened, and after speaking, he walked out of the classroom and waited outside the door.

Seeing this, Ye Hui frowned, somewhat worried.

Then Li Yan shook his phone, which showed a text message to the head of the teaching department.

She immediately felt relieved.

Wu Chang stood outside for five minutes when he suddenly caught a glimpse of several figures approaching from the dark stairwell.

When they got closer, he realized they were the head of the teaching department.

His expression changed; it was too late to run.

"Which class are you in? Why are you standing here?!"

"Teacher, I'm just passing by."

"I was just passing by when I heard you yelling downstairs. What's wrong? Looking for trouble?"

"No, haha, teacher, I..."

"What are you laughing at? Come to the office with me." The dean of students grabbed his arm and headed straight for the office.

"You like standing, don't you? You'll stand until I get off work tonight."

Li Yan turned his gaze away from the doorway and saw Jiang Yingzhu looking at him with a probing expression.

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

"I was wondering when you became so kind. You even helped someone out of a tight spot," Jiang Yingzhu said. "You don't happen to like that Hu Die, do you?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he felt Mengmeng also turn her gaze toward him.

Li Yan rolled his eyes. "I just brought forward what was supposed to happen. The head of student affairs was nearby anyway, otherwise how could he have gotten here in such a short time?"

"That's true."

While the two were chatting, the biology teacher, who had been slacking off, returned to lead the class.

I briefly mentioned the question from earlier.

"This high school student should prioritize their studies."

The long lecture made the already sleepy class even sleepier, until Li Junlong talked about himself.

"Back in college, I experienced several different relationships before I realized how important the right person is."

Upon hearing this, everyone immediately perked up.

I won't listen to your reasoning, but I'll listen carefully to your gossip.

"Teacher, how many sections did you discuss?"

"Are they all men or women?"

What kind of person is the right one?

Among the various questions, there was one that made Li Junlong particularly anxious.

Li Yan listened with great interest; he had never heard his biology teacher talk about gossip in his previous life.

"So Li Junlong has been in a relationship before!"

A voice from next door sighed, and Li Yan gestured with his hand near her head.

"What are you doing?"

"Look at your brain capacity, you don't seem very smart."

“You’re not smart at all.” Jiang Yingzhu punched him. “Li Junlong looks like he’s from the 70s. There were a lot of arranged marriages back then.”

“Zhuzhu is right, my parents met through a blind date,” Yu Bing said.

The group started chatting about whether their parents had chosen a romantic relationship or something else entirely.

Li Yan felt that they were very talkative, and could even go on and on about a simple question about marriage.

Until a problem arose.

"Class representative, will you choose to marry through free choice or through an arranged marriage?"

"Oh right, who is the student council marrying?"

(End of this chapter)