I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 269 Heaven and earth live together
"How could that be? Why are you scolding me?"

Zhou Qinqin remained expressionless. "Everyone says I prevented a tragedy from happening in time."

"Why did it take so long?" Jiang Yingzhu asked curiously. "Could it be that the old lecherous head of the teaching department has something on his mind about you?"

"Stop, stop, stop!" Zhou Qinqin couldn't let her continue.

"What are you talking about? Girls your age like to think about those things. I just went back to the office to write."

"Fine! You can slack off at work!"

"Why should I go to work if I don't slack off?!"

Jiang Yingzhu fell into deep thought; she had never worked before and didn't know anything about this.

Upon hearing this, Mei Mengqian took out her phone and glanced at it, then looked at Qin Bao.

"Teacher Qinqin, you haven't updated either?"

"Ahem, it's all your chemistry teacher's fault. He suddenly started talking about his former students' allergies."

"Things like being allergic to light or dust."

"I didn't code much in order to gather material."

"How many codes were there?"

"Just opened the new chapter."

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Mei Mengqian nodded. It turned out that she didn't want to attend either class and was just slacking off.

She said, "How come I have no fish?"

"Don't worry, with the teacher's speed, he'll definitely make it back in time for the deadline after we finish this barbecue!"

Zhou Qinqin wanted to raise her glass, but realized she couldn't, so she could only pick up her chopsticks instead.

"The hand speed of someone who's been single for over twenty years is indeed possible," Li Yan nodded.

Zhou Qinqin glared at him and said, "Take back what you just said. Your teacher can tell you a secret."

Li Yan thought to himself that the old woman still had the heart of a child, and he made a grabbing gesture.

"I take it back. What secret?"

"The date for your spring outing has been set! It's next Monday. Aren't you excited?!"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Yingzhu perked up, and Mei Mengqian and Hua Junshu, who had been silent until now, also looked over.

"Where?!"

"At the pier park, the principal said he would let you experience the ferry."

"Would the school pay for that?" Jiang Yingzhu was skeptical. If they would, why not go to Xisai Mountain, which wasn't far away?

Zhou Qinqin gave her a look that shared the same opinion as the beautiful young woman.

"Of course not. The head of the teaching department said that this special treatment is only for students in the top classes of arts and sciences."

"This is to motivate you to study hard; those with low scores don't deserve to enjoy this."

Jiang Yingzhu felt a surge of anger. "You dog, isn't the head of the teaching department Li Ping's father?!"

"Ahem!!" Li Yan coughed and gestured to the side.

At that moment, a head teacher who was walking his dog quietly turned around.

Jiang Yingzhu: Σ(⊙▽⊙“a
Zhou Qinqin: (#^.^#)
"Zhuzhu, you need to be more careful in the future. Many teachers at the school live nearby."

Zhou Qinqin glanced at the departing head of student affairs and whispered:

"Especially for older middle-aged and elderly people like this."

Jiang Yingzhu nodded, quickly forgetting about being caught talking badly about others behind their backs.

When the ginger cola and kebabs arrived, Jiang Yingzhu immediately spotted her pineapple beer.

"Come on, fill it up." Zhou Qinqin took the kettle and poured cola for everyone.

Jiang Yingzhu then pulled out a roasted mushroom and handed it to Ling Ningshan. "003, aren't you doing your homework? Are you just helping out here every day?"

"I finished writing it at school."

Ling Ningshan glanced at her and remembered that she needed to replace her paintbrushes.

"Do you need someone to write your lessons for you? It's twenty yuan per lesson. If there are a lot, then forget it."

"Ahem!" Zhou Qinqin coughed to make her presence known.

Li Yan quickly picked up a can of cola and handed it to her, saying, "Teacher, drink more if you have a cold."

Zhou Qinqin was speechless. "When you're discussing something special, you can turn your backs to me."

“I didn’t say I wanted her to write it for me,” Jiang Yingzhu said, puzzled. “I already finished writing it at school.”

The group ate, drank, chatted, and laughed, and they still stood out in the open-air food stall late at night.

Especially Zhou Qinqin, Jiang, Mei, and Hua are all very beautiful.

Many men around them were drinking and gesturing, arguing until their faces were red and their necks were thick, while others were sizing up their table.

Especially the group of men with full-sleeve tattoos, each accompanied by a skinny young woman.

What surprised Zhou Qinqin was that no one came to cause trouble. She had already contacted her father, who was on night duty at the police station, but it seemed he didn't need to come.

While Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian were talking, Li Yan quietly tore off the last chicken wing from the whole roasted chicken.

Seeing Zhou Qinqin send the message, he smiled slightly.

In the past, he would have really needed to lift a finger to solve some of the problems he encountered while barbecuing by the roadside.

But now it's completely unnecessary.

If there were other cultivators like him, they would have noticed a special ripple of spiritual energy spreading around Li Yan.

It is these ripples that prevent those around them from having any inappropriate thoughts, even though they can see them.

At most, I'd think this table looks really good!

Damn, I'm so polite, I can't even be bothered to do anything.

The guys around me are all very polite.

Ling Ningshan thought so too; in the past, people would often get drunk and go crazy after midnight.

When the business first started, she was worried and would come down to check on things every night.

Sometimes, even before midnight, people will start making a racket.

But this time, no, everyone ate their barbecue quietly.

It wasn't exactly quiet, but there were no violent incidents.

"Could it be that the public security has improved?"

Ling Ningshan thought about how the road had become much brighter, and how the streetlights had all been repaired.

There's also a newly built police station nearby, located at the intersection.

The owner of the steamed bun shop at the intersection has changed.

We finished the barbecue.

Around 10 p.m. that night, I passed by Jiang Yingzhu's mouth.

The news of the spring outing to the pier park next Monday has already spread.

Due to Jiang Yingzhu's unknown background.

After some people explained the facts to them, everyone chose to believe it.

Then, this information, centered on Class 1, swept through the entire grade like a storm.

At this moment, the class group chat is buzzing with activity.

"Wow, I wish I could travel back in time to next week, with a spring outing on Monday and the May Day holiday on the weekend. That would be awesome!"

"How did you know we'd have a holiday next Friday?" Ma Liang asked.

Yang Xiong immediately replied, "Three days is not enough time for me to have fun."

"I heard that last year we had a five-day holiday for May Day."

Zhang Wei was beaming as he typed, “I guess we’ll be too, a threesome then.”

"So exhilarating!"

"There was a typo."

After Zhang Wei finished explaining, he saw the next message and his vision went black.

Li Yan: Screenshot it.
Jiang Yingzhu: Me too

Yu Bin: [Image]

Clicking on the screenshot revealed his speech history, which had been photoshopped.

The above are the speeches by Ma Liang and Yang Xiong; the following is his.

Zhang Wei: We have a five-day holiday for May Day. Let's fly together then!
Zhang Wei: Awesome!

"Hahaha, that's hilarious! What a talent! I've saved it!" Lin Yufan jumped out.

Immediately afterwards, everyone in the class jumped out and followed the formation.

Zhang Wei was speechless. "I kept my brother in my heart, but my brother kicked me into the ditch."

Since that's the case, then don't blame him for being impolite.

My reputation is ruined, and I have no intention of speaking about right and wrong.

Zhang Wei clicked on the Taobao delivery page, took a screenshot, and then forwarded it to the class group with a message.

"Brother Bin, I've received the masturbator you asked me to buy. I'll bring it to you tomorrow."

System message: I am not a generic face. (Message retracted)

"I sent it to the wrong person. I didn't say anything."

Yu Bin: "?"

"You beast, why did you take down the screenshot?!"

(End of this chapter)