I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 268 You didn't get scolded, did you?
Not long after, Ruan Yunfei, who was experiencing allergic reactions to women, was taken away by ambulance in front of a large crowd of teachers and students.

The hospital is located right behind the school.

After the ambulance left, everyone outside the classroom immediately returned inside and went back to their seats.

As they walked back, Jiang Yingzhu continued to say:

"How can someone be allergic to girls?! What will he do then... pfft!"

In the end, she couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Others who were holding back their laughter couldn't help but burst into laughter after she brought it up.

"Hahaha, this is the innate sacred body of a male child!"

"I don't think I've ever seen him interact with girls before."

Li Yan said, "That person is allergic to women, not girls."

Upon hearing this, Guo Cailing joked, "Then, class monitor, are Zhuzhu and Mengmeng still girls?"

Li Yan slowly typed a question mark, and Guo Cailing pretended to be clueless.

"You should ask them."

Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian stared at Guo Cailing. What kind of question is this? This is biased.

“Cailing, I should be asking you this question. You seem to know a lot.”

Jiang Yingzhu clenched her fists, forcing a smile.

“Exactly!” Mei Mengqian nodded.

Guo Cailing was not worried about Jiang Yingzhu's threat of force, as she had never seen Jiang Yingzhu actually make a move.

"But you can understand it."

"Nonsense!" Jiang Yingzhu would never admit that. "I was just acting. I only found out after I went back and checked."

“Yes, that’s right!” Mei Mengqian nodded.

This time, she wasn't the only one who echoed this sentiment; Yu Qingya and others did as well.

I must say, Jiang Yingzhu's idea was brilliant.

They shifted the blame for their own lack of purity onto Guo Cailing, who publicly discussed impure content.

"I don't care, you guys just know what I mean."

Seeing that everyone was speechless after her rebuttal, Guo Cailing turned to Li Yan and asked:

"Class monitor, why did Ruan Yunfei become better after you patted him? He looked like he was about to die just now."

Upon hearing this, Li Yan decided to try and fool the young student.

"Explaining the specific principles would be too complicated, so let me give you a simple example. Have you ever killed someone?"

"ah?!"

This question is too presumptuous. Guo Cailing was speechless, as were Mei Mengqian and the others.

"Definitely not, I've never done that kind of thing, nor have I ever had an abortion."

Question marks appeared above everyone's heads, as if their thoughts had wandered to India following the conversation between the two.

Li Yan was not swayed by Guo Cailing's tone and continued without changing his expression:
"If you kill people often, you'll understand that a human corpse emits a particularly disgusting stench that only humans can smell. Like neural signals, no matter how deeply it's hidden, it will remind the people here that someone has died here!"

"But as soon as you smell poop, the feeling disappears. I use a similar principle."

Guo Cailing felt his example was a bit eerie. Yu Bing listened attentively the whole time and nodded.

"So Li Yan, you're actually shit."

“You are the one. What I mean is, Ruan Yunfei’s reaction, which is ingrained in his genes, can be alleviated by contact with men.”

"Eeeeeee~~~~" A long, drawn-out giggle suddenly filled the air.

Xiao Shuai, who was listening from the sidelines, suddenly revealed a meaningful expression.

"Holy crap, so Zhu Gelin and Yang Xiong behind Ruan Yunfei aren't dangerous anymore. I should contact them every time I feel unwell."

Upon hearing this, Zhu Gelin and Cheng Yuan, who were not far from them, immediately turned pale.

What was originally a trivial matter was transformed into something philosophical by their way of speaking.

"That's so sweet." Zhang Wei nodded, his eyes thoughtful. "By the way, who was Ruan Yunfei's deskmate before?"

Liu Ming, sitting in the last row, changed his expression as he faced the gazes of the crowd that were slowly turning towards him.

For the first time, this burly man felt a sense of unease, a feeling that his innocence was at stake. "Don't slander him. Ruan Yunfei doesn't need that kind of evasion. As long as he doesn't get too close to girls, there's no problem."

Liu Ming chose to shift the focus of his attack, pointing to Liang Xueyi in the first row.

"If Liang Xueyi hadn't had a fever, how could he have gotten into trouble!"

He had no choice but to strike hard, even at the risk of offending Liang Xueyi and her group.

But Liu Ming had no choice but to do this because he and Ruan Yunfei were not only classmates but also roommates!
He doesn't even want to imagine what his reputation would be like if this were to be ridiculed and exposed.

It's terrifying even without careful consideration!
"What are you talking about? How was I supposed to know he was allergic to this!" Liang Xueyi stood up angrily and pointed at Liu Ming.

"I think you're up to no good. You knew perfectly well but didn't remind me. Why isn't Ruan Yunfei sitting next to you anymore? There must be something wrong with you."

Liu Ming's eyes darkened, and he opened his mouth to refute.

At this moment, Ye Hui tapped on the table on the podium.

"Quiet!"

Ye Hui looked calmly at the two people arguing in the classroom.

"If you want to argue, go outside!"

When the two met Ye Hui's gaze, they immediately shrank back and sat down.

"Everyone, please be quiet. Teacher Zhou Qinqin has been called away for questioning. Our class may be subject to special inspection by the grade director."

Upon hearing that the grade head was going to make an inspection, the discussion in the classroom about what had just happened immediately fell silent.

After evening self-study, Li Yan, along with Zhu Zhu, Meng Meng, Shu Shu, and Zhou Qinqin, sat at a table where the three sisters were having a barbecue.

"Order whatever you like, it's on me! Thanks to you this time."

Zhou Qinqin handed the menu to Li Yan and smiled at Ling Ningshan, who was standing to the side.

Ling Ningshan remained expressionless. She had encountered classmates and teachers here more than once or twice, and she didn't feel uncomfortable at all.

She glanced at Jiang Yingzhu and said, "We have a new item in the store today: a whole roasted chicken, 158 yuan. It's a semi-free-range hen from the village. Do you want some?"

"one comes."

Seeing the expressions on their faces, Li Yan nodded and made no attempt to save Qin Bao any money.

After all, this wasn't the first or second time Qinbao had eaten at their house.

"Is it delicious?" Jiang Yingzhu asked.

The three sisters have also released quite a few new products, some of which were well-received and were kept.

Some are unpopular.

"Delicious!" Ling Ningshan nodded.

"Sure, some more beer, please." Jiang Yingzhu said casually, and then she saw Zhou Qinqin and Li Yan looking over.

"Let's get some beer for Teacher Qinqin."

"I don't drink it, I'll just make some ginger cola," Zhou Qinqin said.

Ling Ningshan nodded, but then saw Li Yan hand her the completed form and say:
"Get Jiang Yingzhu a can of pineapple beer, that's all."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Yingzhu chuckled and gently kicked him with her foot.

Zhou Qinqin noticed their subtle interactions and quietly took notes.

Ling Ningshan took the order and glanced at it, discovering that Li Yan really wasn't being polite to Teacher Qinqin.

There was plenty of meat and fish, but not a single pork skewer.

There were also quite a few vegetarian dishes, but none of them were cheap.

Ling Ningshan arrived at the shop and said to her sisters:

"Li Yan is here. He ordered a whole roasted chicken, and..."

She looked at the grill while reading the order, then casually tidied up some of the items on the order and gave them to her older sister.

"They're all the same, let's bake them together."

"it is good!"

Li Yan glanced over here. It's great to have acquaintances; even getting a ride for barbecue is easy.

Just then, Jiang Yingzhu asked:
"Teacher Qinqin, you didn't get scolded, did you?"

(End of this chapter)