I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 142 Sleep with Me
Jiang Yingzhu pointed at Li Yan, who was speechless and choked with emotion, and said to Mei Mengqian and the others:

"See! He can't say a word now! He's just jealous of me!"

Mei Mengqian and Lin Yufan and others in the front row were trying not to laugh.

Li Yan was also impressed, "Ah, right, right, you're quick-witted, you're amazing, keep up the good work!"

"Hmph! That's pretty much it!"

For some unknown reason, Jiang Yingzhu's smug expression froze slightly, and she got up and walked out.

The bell rang for evening self-study, but the atmosphere in the classroom remained lively.

But this kind of lively chatter is not the usual kind of talking.

As Zhao Ziwei stood on the podium, she kept feeling like there were creaking or slurping sounds coming from below.

Some people are eating, a lot of people are eating!

Zhao Ziwei decided to make an example of someone, so she looked towards the front of the podium.

The petite Yu Bing was holding a large mango, taking a bite every now and then. The mango didn't seem to be getting any smaller, so it was hard to tell what she was eating.

Perhaps noticing Zhao Ziwei's gaze, Yu Bing paused, turned the mango around to reveal the spot where she had just taken a bite.

Zhao Ziwei then noticed that there was a small hole there.

This student was actually trying to suck the mango dry!

She couldn't help but laugh; all her attention was on the mango, how could she possibly listen to the lesson!

"Yu Bing, stand up and answer this question!"

The elementary school student stood up, but was not as tall as Zhao Ziwei, which made Zhao Ziwei, who was also not tall, very satisfied.

"Teacher, the answer to this question is A."

"What I want is the process, the process."

"The process is in my mind."

"Take it out of your head too!" Zhao Ziwei felt that this classmate was a bit annoying.

"Oh." Yu Bing nodded, muttering to herself that Li Yan had said the same thing once, so why didn't he bring it up?

Standing to the side, Zhao Ziwei, who was at a similar height to Yu Bing, turned pale, but Yu Bing had already started reciting the process, so she couldn't lash out.

The attempt to make an example of someone failed, so Zhao Ziwei continued her search for targets.

Upon closer inspection, it became apparent that many students were using snacks as toys.

Some people peel off the white stripes of the orange, trying to avoid breaking them.

Some tried to eat the filling without breaking the sandwich cookie.

After she finished the filling, I gave her the cookie and asked if she wanted some!

Zhao Ziwei glanced at Xiao Shuai and felt that this student, who used to be very sensible, had suddenly become less so.

At the same time, she didn't understand what was wrong with these students.

"What are you doing? Can't you even listen to the lecture?! If you don't want to listen, then you can skip this evening study session!"

"Really, teacher!?" Guo Cailing looked up in surprise, her chubby face full of innocence.

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Li Yan shook his head, glanced at Guo Cailing who was being punished by standing, and thought that she should at least hold Jiang Yingzhu accountable.

Throughout the evening self-study session, most students in the class demonstrated their flexibility to varying degrees.

It seems that only by being flexible enough, especially by having a flexible tongue, can one be considered to be at the forefront of the times.

I doubt I'll be in the mood to study when I get back.

Upon realizing this, Li Yan was slightly startled. Could this be Jiang Yingzhu's purpose?

Instead of improving yourself, why drag others down?
Li Yan scanned Class 8 with his divine sense and saw Jiang Yingzhu holding a cannon and pointing it at the teacher on duty at all times.

A slight twitch at the corner of her mouth—it was all a misconception; Jiang Yingzhu certainly didn't have such cunning.

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Warm white light shines in the living room, illuminating every corner.

The open window revealed the patter of rain, and the sound of cars speeding by in the rainy night made the stillness of the night even more desolate.

Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian were huddled together on a beanbag chair by the coffee table, while Li Yan sat on a single sofa opposite them, creating a tense atmosphere.

"I said, why do you get a reward for improving by one or two places, but I have to be number one in the joint exam?"

That's right. For this exam, Jiang Yingzhu once again initiated a reward system based on the results.

The punishment for failing to meet the target score is also severe.

The two women were to help Li Yan wash his clothes for a month.

Li Yan, on the other hand, wanted to wear women's clothing.

This condition must be Jiang Yingzhu's wolfish ambition.

"This is for fairness. This is a joint exam. It would be good if Mengmeng and I could improve by one or two places."

Jiang Yingzhu began to use her silver tongue.

"But you're different. You were first in the city in the high school entrance exam. This time it's just a mere joint exam. Is it acceptable for you not to be first?!"

She paused, her eyes darting around, and found another excuse.

"Besides, there's a parent-teacher conference after the exams. I promised Aunt Fang I'd keep an eye on you, and if your grades drop, I won't be able to explain it to her!"

"Therefore, only those who achieve first place in the joint entrance examination will receive a reward!"

You know what, there's actually some truth to that.

Mei Mengqian asked in confusion, "Zhuzhu, how did you know there was going to be a parent-teacher conference?"

“I asked my uncle and asked him to attend the parent-teacher conference.”

Upon hearing this, the two were speechless. You really are a living bodhisattva to your homeroom teacher.

Li Yan coughed and said, "Alright, let's start writing down the rewards according to the rules."

He picked up six pieces of paper from the coffee table.

Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian exchanged a glance and quickly picked up paper and pen, starting to whisper among themselves.

Li Yan first wrote about Jiang Yingzhu.

The first thing—[Help her attend parent-teacher meetings as a parent]

It looks like a lot of fun.

The second one.
Li Yan thought for a moment. Last time he wore a JK uniform, how about something more exciting this time?
[Cosplaying Rem]

This shouldn't be difficult for Jiang Yingzhu.

Finally, Li Yan wrote down something she absolutely could not do—

Sleep with me

Very good, let's write about Mei Mengqian next.

With Jiang Yingzhu as a reference and the stimulation of brain activity, Li Yan quickly wrote down three rewards.

【Cosplaying Daji】

He hesitated a bit about the third one. Li Yan only wanted to look at cosplayers, not sleep.
What's so great about sleeping dry?

The third thing he wanted to write was something she couldn't do. After thinking for a moment, Li Yan put pen to paper.

Call me Daddy

This isn't a man's obsession with being a father; it's simply the most effective approach based on Mei Mengqian's personality.

Soon, Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian also finished writing down their conditions. The three of them looked at each other and exchanged their slips of paper.

"abnormal!"

"rogue!"

"shameless!"

Unsurprisingly, I received three charming, cute, and heartwarming compliments.

Li Yan read the note in his hand.

There is one overlap—[women's clothing]

He was speechless.

For Jiang Yingzhu, the remaining tasks are: [washing clothes for a month] and [calling him "Dad" for a month].

Okay, okay, keep dreaming!

Li Yan laughed after reading it.

The remaining two on Mei Mengqian's side are—[a hug].

Li Yan tilted his head slightly. Was this a reward?!

She doesn't think I'd be too shy to do it, does she?

He looked at the next one—[One more song]

"Very well," Li Yan put down the note, picked up his tea, and indicated to Jiang Yingzhu that the two of them could leave.

If you want to vent your anger, go outside and do it.

Seeing this, Jiang Yingzhu also picked up her water and took a sip, continuing to accuse him of being audacious.

Especially after she took some time to click on those Rem cosplays, they all looked the same.

Is it that big?!

Mei Mengqian has also joined the team. For King of Glory players, Ahri is a very familiar character.

Regardless of the skin tone, some areas are exposed.

Li Yan's attempt to subtly suggest that the guest should leave with tea failed, and he went straight back to his room.

According to the rules, the reward you choose is a surprise that comes after the exam results are announced.

The next morning.

The sun was shining brightly, and the aroma of steamed buns from downstairs wafted into his nostrils. Li Yan woke up, prepared breakfast, and then woke up the two girls who were still sleeping next door.

After finishing my meal, I rode my bike to school.

Which exam room are you in?

After parking the car in the shed, Jiang Yingzhu asked.

"I'm over at the main building."

The main building is located near the cafeteria, and it's a bit far from the teaching building.

Mei Mengqian nodded and said, "Li Yan and I are both in our own classes."

"What a coincidence!?"

"The exam rooms should be assigned based on the scores."

"May those who divide dogs die a horrible death!"

Just as Li Ping was passing by a few people and heading to have breakfast, he stopped in his tracks, his face falling.

He turned his head, and after seeing that it was Jiang Yingzhu, he touched his head, acting as if nothing had happened.

As soon as she raised her eyes, she met Li Yan's observing gaze.

Li Ping coughed, nodded slightly, and left.

"What are you looking at?" Jiang Yingzhu turned her head curiously.

"Nothing, let's go."

Jiang Yingzhu was going to the classroom to get something, and the three of them went together for the time being.

On the fourth floor, Li Yan and Mei Mengqian separated and entered their respective classrooms.

Li Yan went to the back locker to get his stationery and then went straight to his seat as candidate number one.

I'll take out my Douyin account to see the hilarious comments from my fans about my newly uploaded song 'Gua Niu' while waiting for the exam to begin.

Behind him, Chen Xiyuan was reciting the text aloud.

A pair of intelligent eyes stared intently at Li Yan.

He saw Li Yan's video and immediately sneered.

They're about to go to the battlefield, yet they're still indulging in entertainment and showing no ambition.

In this round, he deserved to stand atop the peak, looking down upon everyone.

The proctor came in and glanced at Li Yan.

"Qinbao, give my Douyin a thumbs up," Li Yan said.

"Nod my foot! Put it away, the exam is about to start. Watching your own videos is narcissistic!"

Zhou Qinqin was speechless. Her book friends had already discovered her part-time job, and now they still wanted her to like it?

I'll hang a little sweet potato on your phone when I get back.

“Nobody else is as good-looking as me.” Li Yan raised an eyebrow.

Zhou Qinqin couldn't refute this point, but seeing him put away his phone...

Feeling confident that his authority as a teacher had been established, he stepped onto the podium.

Soon after, the exams began. The first subject was Chinese.

Li Yan felt the overall difficulty level was average, but the essay topic was unexpected—"Living Poetically."

Li Yan wrote a lengthy and eloquent argumentative essay.

The exam paper is finished, and there are forty minutes left in the exam.

Li Yan wanted to have some snacks, so he handed in his paper and left.

Behind him, Chen Xiyuan was contemplating how to write a beautiful essay.

It must be ornate, beautifully written, and imbued with profound meaning.

Looking up, he saw that the space in front of him was empty; Li Yan's answer sheet had been taken away by the teacher.

He just left like that!

Chen Xiyuan immediately scoffed, "Writing so fast without thinking, the essay will at best get a passing grade."

Li Yan bought some snacks, grilled two sausages, and strolled leisurely through the quiet campus with a freshly soaked U-Love-Me drink in his other hand, feeling very content.

There were high school sophomores having PE class on the playground, so Li Yan walked to the small garden.

Then he noticed a young couple; the woman was blocking the man, and they seemed to be arguing. He quietly eavesdropped.

"Hua Hua, why have you been ignoring me these past few days!" the girl demanded.

"I saw your mom pick you up that day, in her car."

"What does my liking you have to do with my family's car?"

The fun turned into dog food (a Chinese slang term for public displays of affection), which Li Yan wasn't used to, so he left.

(End of this chapter)