I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 141 Jealous that my tongue is more nimble than yours

Tuesday, heavy rain.

Li Yan, Mei Mengqian, and Jiang Yingzhu took a bus to school.

The exam starts tomorrow, and it's a joint exam for four schools, so not only are the students nervous.

The teachers also perked up a bit and started focusing on key areas instead of continuing to push forward with the textbook.

There are two consecutive math classes in the morning, and math is also in evening self-study.

Math teacher Zhao Ziwei gave a test during evening self-study.

Fortunately, the heavy rain meant we didn't have to do morning exercises, so it was a long break between the two classes.

That's enough to complete the test.

After handing in the exam papers, Yu Qingya pulled Mei Mengqian to the restroom, while Yu Bing went to get hot water.

Li Yan offered her a lollipop in exchange for making her a drink for him.

Yu Bing stared at the bottle of Gatorade in her hand, puzzled, "Li Yan, why are you using this to drink water?"

"I don't want to drink it."

"Mengmeng probably wouldn't use this, right?"

“She doesn’t need it.” Li Yan shook his head. “We use this to warm our hands.”

Upon hearing this, Yu Bing glanced at her cold-looking thermos, pondered for a moment, and then went to fetch water.

Li Yan waited for a long time before Yu Bing returned, carrying two beverage bottles.

One was a sports drink, the other a more expensive bottle of Oriental Leaf tea, which she held in her arms like a thermos.

Li Yan was speechless and gave her a cola-flavored Alpenliebe.

Then I drained the water and went out into the corridor for some fresh air.

In the hallway, several girls were talking about the test they had just taken.

"This test was so hard, I feel like I'm doomed."

"Yeah, I didn't even finish half of it. If I do this on the midterm, I'm doomed."

Chen Xiyuan happened to be walking by and, upon hearing this, smiled and said:

"This exam was indeed quite difficult; I wasn't confident about several questions."

"Really? You didn't do most of it either?" Hu Die was surprised, and suddenly she wasn't so afraid of the evening math self-study session anymore.

"No, it's just that I'm not sure about the answer to the last big question."

Chen Xiyuan said with a proud look, then lowered his head and asked with feigned concern, "Are you confident about the last question?"

Everyone's expression stiffened; they didn't really want to pay attention to this person.

Chen Xiyuan became even more smug, and the triangular birthmark at the corner of his eyebrow became even more noticeable.

"You show-off, so what if you wrote it? If you're going in the wrong direction, no matter how much you write, it's still wrong."

Cheng Yuan couldn't stand it and coldly mocked.

Chen Xiyuan was instantly enraged, looked at him arrogantly, and said:
“I can’t make a mistake! See this birthmark on my body? The fortune teller said it’s a mark of unparalleled wisdom.”

“Squeak!”

Cheng Yuan chuckled and raised the international friendship sign.

Chen Xiyuan, her face contorted with indignation, retorted directly, "I was second in the grade last time. What place did you get, classmate? What right do you have to laugh at me and question me?"

Just as Cheng Yuan was about to retort, Zhang Wei immediately interrupted.

“Indeed, when it comes to my brother Yuan’s wisdom, Li Yan claims to be number one, and only he dares to claim to be number two.”

Upon hearing this, both of their expressions improved, and Zhang Wei looked at Chen Xiyuan.

"Brother Yuan, can you remove this mark of the Star of Wisdom?"

"It's something you're born with; you can't get rid of it."

"What if we peel it off?"

Upon hearing this, Cheng Yuan smiled and said, "Take it off, and then he can start the feast. I'll sit at the old man's table!"

“I’ll sit at the kids’ table,” Yu Bing said, raising her hand.

“That’s the table with the pretty girls, that’s my table,” Ma Liang said.

"No, no, no! I think you're wrong. Is the Star of Wisdom so easily touched?"

Yu Bin, having finished his instant noodles, came over, his eyebrows twitching, and said in a thick Taiwanese accent...
"But if you peel it off, you'll be the next generation's star of wisdom. Quickly chant the spell: 'Heaven knows, earth knows, you don't know, but I do!'"

Zhang Wei laughed, "Ahem! Brother Bin's insight is brilliant."

"Wow, so Chen Xiyuan actually knows magic? That's amazing!" Hu Die, always eager for drama, fanned the flames with her Taiwanese accent.

As her best friend, Xiao Yaya immediately followed suit.
"Yes, Butterfly, let's hurry, be careful he doesn't use the Heartless Technique."

Chen Xiyuan's face fell, and he left in anger.

He happened to run into Li Yan, who was watching the commotion from the sidelines, and his face turned even uglier.

A group of ordinary people would never understand the immense potential of the Star of Wisdom.

Just wait, after the midterm exams, you will all tremble under the light of my wisdom. Reading!

Li Yan watched him leave with a strange expression.

Poor Xiao Chen has no idea that his act of showing off his birthmark will earn him the title of "Star of Wisdom" for three years.

And everyone automatically throws in a few Taiwanese accents when they speak.

Chen Xiyuan returned to the classroom, took an apple from his desk, and placed it on the textbook next to him.

This is his special learning method: to imbue food with the essence of knowledge, making it more delicious and subtly accelerating his learning efficiency.

It generally requires a whole day to settle.

Twilight Quadruple.

Li Yan went off-campus alone to find food.

I was first stopped by a beggar lying at the school gate.

The girl looked pitiful. He happened to have cash and was about to give her a tip when the senior student stopped him.

"It's a lie." Hua Junshu grabbed his hand, startling a group of students away.

Students don't have much money to begin with, and most of it goes towards food.

The school is watching, people outside the school are watching, and even beggars are being targeted.

With this tip, I'll probably eat less tonight.

Fortunately, the senior student arrived, her cold aura deterring everyone from approaching.

"Senior, you're being too loud. Be careful, or the beggar might cause you trouble."

The beggar on the ground, whose eyes had been gleaming with malice, immediately lowered his head.

"Will not."

Li Yan abandoned his idea of ​​giving a tip and then went with him.

"Why are you out eating, senior?"

“Occasionally.” Hua Junshu’s gaze wandered across the street, searching for a place to have dinner.

"The food in the cafeteria is getting worse and worse, and sometimes it's not even clean."

"Really? Eating out is good too, the taste is better, and the price is about the same."

"Hmm." Hua Junshu nodded, his gaze sweeping over those around him. "Where are they?"

"Reviewing in the classroom." Li Yan said, rolling his eyes. These two lazybones were using the excuse of needing to study hard for the upcoming exams to make him do the hard work.

The street in front of the campus is not only lined with shops, but also has many small stalls.

There were vendors selling tofu pudding and roujiamo (Chinese hamburger), so the two decided to have that for dinner.

Li Yan bought four roujiamo (Chinese hamburgers), two for each person, and his senior bought two servings of tofu pudding, one bowl for each person.

The two sat down at a small table in front of the stall to eat.

A roujiamo (Chinese hamburger) costs four yuan, and a bowl of tofu pudding costs one yuan, so the total is only eighteen yuan.

And it uses pork, in large chunks.

Unlike a few years later, when pork prices rose, so did the price of roujiamo (Chinese hamburger).

They cost more than ten yuan each, and in some places, the meat has turned into minced meat, so you have no idea what kind of meat it is.

Later, when pork prices dropped, the price of roujiamo (Chinese hamburger) remained the same.

People's hearts have truly deteriorated!

The freshly made roujiamo (Chinese hamburger) smells delicious, and a bite of slightly sweet tofu pudding, along with the beautiful face of the senior student across from me, makes for a unique and delightful experience.

Just then, a teddy bear belonging to an elderly woman walking her dog in the distance ran to the side of the flowering tree. Without barking, it stared at the roujiamo (Chinese hamburger) in the senior's hand with its pair of bright black eyes.

The senior hesitated for a moment, just about to break off a piece with more meat.

Suddenly, an older woman came running up from a distance and hurriedly took the teddy bear away.

As they walked, they said, "Oh my little darling, don't eat the food that dead people eat."

Upon hearing this, Hua Junshu frowned, displeased.

The students buying roujiamo (Chinese hamburger) nearby glanced at the woman, but seeing her burly frame and fierce-looking face, they looked away.

Li Yan's eyes flickered slightly, and he casually drew a rune that ordinary people could not see, then cast it on Teddy.

"service!"

The next moment, the teddy bear, who was being held, suddenly bit the old lady, broke free from her embrace, and rushed towards the beggar at the school gate.

Soon, the beggar's cries of pain came from the other side.

Then, Hua Junshu stared in disbelief as a ragged beggar chased after Teddy, cursing and swearing.

Teddy bear has a bowl in its mouth, and as it runs, a coin or a bill is randomly released from the bowl.

Behind them, the bitten woman shouted anxiously as she chased after them.

Even Hana Junshu couldn't help but laugh.

"Crack!"

A flash of light appeared before his eyes, and Li Yan took a picture.

"Don't take pictures, delete them now!" Hua Junshu glanced at him.

"My senior took a picture of me last time too."

Hua Junshu stopped talking, reached out, and took another roujiamo (Chinese hamburger). He only gave him one.

"╭(╯^╰)╮!"

Li Yan didn't care; it was just a roujiamo (Chinese hamburger).

He sent a copy of the photo to his senior.

A QQ notification sound rang, and Hua Junshu took out his phone to check the message.

I saw a girl with a charming smile, yet also a touch of aloofness.

She paused for a moment, suddenly feeling as if she didn't recognize him.

When was the last time I smiled like this in a photo?

Hua Junshu couldn't remember, but she did remember the last time she had such a leisurely meal with someone by her side.

Because it hasn't been long yet.

Hua Junshu looked up, and Li Yan received the half-eaten roujiamo (Chinese hamburger) that had been returned to him.

There were only steamed buns.

Although the steamed bun was intact, Li Yan ate it because his senior had already eaten it.

Only after he finished eating did Hua Junshu belatedly realize what he had done in a moment of impulse.

"I"

"It's okay, it's quite delicious. I used to eat Zhuzhu's leftovers all the time."

Hua Junshu pursed his lips.

"Well, I'm back."

Li Yan also packed two more servings of tofu pudding and roujiamo (Chinese hamburger) and carried them back with her.

Upon entering the classroom, I had just handed dinner to Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian.

Since his childhood friend, who was in a different class, had taken his spot, he stood to the side.

Just then, a roar came from behind Li Yan.

"Who did this?!"

Li Yan turned around and saw Chen Xiyuan holding the apple he had left there since morning, her face full of anger.

"What's wrong, Zhizhixing?" Xiao Shuai looked over.

"Hey, isn't this your apple? What's wrong? It's perfectly fine."

"Everything's fine there!"

Chen Xiyuan's eye twitched, and he rotated the apple.

Suddenly, a hole the size of a ping-pong ball appeared on the other side of the bright red apple.

Through the hole, you can see the entire inner wall of the apple's outer skin.

"Holy crap, Xiuer!"

Jiang Yingzhu was eating a roujiamo (Chinese hamburger) when she saw this hollowed-out apple.

"They are simply master craftsmen!"

Li Yan glanced at her, while Jiang Yingzhu bit into her roujiamo (Chinese hamburger) and glared at him.

"Come quickly, take my Imperial Seal and crack a walnut for Xiu'er!" Xiao Shuai shouted.

Looking at that apple, which was only covered in its outer skin but was indistinguishable from the real thing, I exclaimed that it was a genius.

The surrounding area erupted in laughter and cheers.

"Star of Wisdom, quickly use your wisdom to find the murderer!"

Chen Xiyuan searched for a long time, but no one came forward to admit it.

Finally, he threw the apple away. However, at that moment, Jiang Yingzhu held up a roujiamo (Chinese hamburger) in the classroom.

"Ta-da! Brothers, look! Witness a miracle! A roujiamo (Chinese hamburger) with only dough!"

Everyone looked and saw that the roujiamo (Chinese hamburger) was hollowed out, with only a crispy outer crust.

Before she could even appreciate it, Li Yan stuffed the rest directly into her mouth.

"Let's go as soon as we're done eating!"

"Tch, you're just jealous that my tongue is more nimble than yours."

"magnet!"

(End of this chapter)