I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 111 Sister Teaches You How to Be an Adult
"Why are they drinking so fast? Is baijiu (Chinese liquor) tastier?!"

Nearby, Mei Mengqian saw two older girls throw away the empty liquor bottles and open new ones, which immediately filled her with doubt.

"It should taste even better," Hua Junshu said, relying on his past experience and judgment. "Otherwise, why would it be so expensive?"

"But it seems there are cheaper liquors too. That old man over there is holding a small bottle that costs five yuan, and he hasn't finished it after a long time."

After Yu Bing finished speaking, the old man next door who was drinking a little wine turned pale, but he held back after seeing Yu Bing's size.

Don't argue with children!
Mei Mengqian nodded, looking thoughtful, and then said, "Is it possible that it's because baijiu (Chinese liquor) is also hard to drink?"

Jiang Yingzhu revealed a wise expression and said eagerly, "Then why don't we get a bottle and try it? We'll know if it tastes good or not once we try it."

Upon hearing this, Mei Mengqian, Hua Junshu, and Yu Bing all hesitated. Yu Bing was prepared to consult the most intelligent person present, so she looked at Li Yan.

"Li Yan, do you know what baijiu tastes like? Is it good?"

"It doesn't taste good, it's bitter."

Yu Bing believed in the wisdom of being number one and nodded in agreement.

"Oh, then I won't drink it. I don't like forcing myself to drink something that isn't bitter."

Upon hearing this, the old man beside him turned pale again.

Jiang Yingzhu, however, questioned, "How could that be? I don't believe it!"

"You can't drink it."

Li Yan certainly knew that some good wines tasted almost like drinking water, but he would never tell Jiang Yingzhu that.

“Why can’t I drink it? Li Yan, you’re discriminating against women. You’re discriminating against me,” Jiang Yingzhu said.

Upon hearing this, Li Yan glanced at her with some surprise, wondering where she had learned such martial arts from.

He reached out a hand, took a roasted sweet potato skin and ate it. The roasted sweet potato skin was crispy and soft, with a rich flavor. Combined with the pickled radish cubes and green beans inside, the taste was absolutely amazing.

While eating, he used his skills to dodge the punches:
"First of all, I do not discriminate against anyone. I am a Young Pioneer of the new era and have the concept of equality. Therefore, I discriminate against every person who drinks equally, even if I can't control myself."

Jiang Yingzhu was stunned. Mei Mengqian, Hua Junshu, and the other onlookers were also speechless, and the people at the surrounding tables were even more speechless.

How come I got attacked while just having a nice barbecue?

On the left, the two middle-aged men who had been intimidated and blocked the beer earlier suddenly became angry.

"Hey, wow, kids these days are something else!"

Just as someone was about to chirp a few words at Li Yan, they heard Li Yan's voice continuing to come from his side.

"So, I also discriminate against myself, why would I drink alcohol!"

After saying that, he picked up his wine glass and took a sip.

Upon seeing this, the middle-aged man suddenly stopped mid-sentence.

"How incredibly clear-headed!"

Li Yan looked at Jiang Yingzhu and said, "In short, if you can't drink, you can't drink."

"Tch, I'll drink it secretly, let's see how you find out." Jiang Yingzhu crossed her arms and muttered, slightly raising her chin.

Mei Mengqian glanced at her secretly and whispered, "Zhuzhu, you should speak louder, otherwise no one can hear you."

Upon hearing this, they all smiled.

On the far east side, Yu Bin and the other three in the back row, who were also having barbecue, glanced at Li Yan's group and sighed:
"That's great! Li Yan's table is full of girls, and they're all very pretty. Xiao Shuai, Bin Ge, why don't we move over and eat with them?"

Yu Bin glanced at him and asked, "So you want to go eat with Li Yan?"

"Even your brothers are embarrassed to say anything to you," Xiao Shuai interjected.

"Despicable!"

Ma Liang sighed, "That's true. They all seem to be good students over there, and I don't know what to say to them. I wonder when I'll be able to have a sweet romance."

"No sweet romance? How about a salty sausage?"

Ma Liang felt a chill run down his spine. "No!"

"That's great, let's split up!" Yu Bin said.

Ma Liang was stunned, and then he saw that the freshly served grilled sausages were devoured by several people.

This sausage was supposedly made by the three sisters themselves, and he wanted to taste it to see what it was like.

"No, they really didn't leave any for me!" Ma Liang was immediately heartbroken.

"I haven't tasted the three sisters' flavor yet!"

Upon hearing this, one of the three sisters, who had just served a dish, paused.

He glanced at him, put the plate on the table, and said expressionlessly, "We don't sell human flesh here!"

Ma Liang was immediately embarrassed. He looked at the girl in front of him, who looked to be about the same age as him, and opened his mouth.

"No, I didn't mean I wanted to taste you. I meant sausage, yes, to taste sausage."

"Oh." Ling Ningshan nodded, her face remaining expressionless. "Want some sausage? Ten yuan a piece."

Upon hearing this, Ma Liang hesitated for a moment, then gritted his teeth and said, "Add more, give me three, no, five!"

Ling Ningshan nodded, made a note on the paper, and turned to leave.

After the girl had walked away, Ma Liang cried out in anguish, "Brother Bin, Brother Xiao, I'm finished, I'm finished!"

“Liangzi, you’re not finished yet. I think Li Yan is finished.” Yu Bin said, pressing his hand to Ma Liang’s mouth and gesturing for him to look over there.

There stood two young women, dressed in tank tops and black stockings, swaying slightly beside Li Yan, one on each arm, holding bottles of alcohol, and speaking loudly:

"Hey handsome, come on! Have a drink with my sister, and I'll show you my precious treasure!"

The girl on the left, with her big, wavy hair, puffed out her chest and said swayingly.

The smell of alcohol on his breath almost sprayed onto the barbecue in front of Li Yan.

Upon seeing this, Ma Liang's eyes widened in surprise. "Wow, Li Yan has such good luck with women!"

“I think it’s clearly a Peach Blossom Curse. Look, there are four goddesses at his table,” Yu Bin said. Hearing this, Ma Liang also realized what was going on and continued looking.

Li Yan slapped away the hands of the two older women and then said:
"I don't drink it, and I'm not interested. You should find someone else."

The girl on the left with dyed blonde hair chuckled, "No way, I've got my eye on you. Let's be friends. What's the point of being a little girl like you? Let me teach you how to be an adult!"

She took a step closer, her breath sweet as orchids, as if she wanted to exhale on Li Yan.

Li Yan quickly stepped aside, somewhat speechless. He hadn't encountered any troublesome men, but he had attracted the attention of women.

Meanwhile, the men at the other tables watched with dismay as two hot girls got drunk and went to see a gigolo.

Is their rugged beauty not good enough?

"Hey handsome, why are you dodging me?" Big Waves said, reaching out to pull Li Yan.

Just then, an even whiter and more delicate hand grasped hers.

Mei Mengqian covered her wavy hair with one hand and turned her head seriously, saying, "Sister, you're all drunk."

"You little bitch, I don't need your permission to talk to me, what are you!" Big Wave's eyes flashed with intense jealousy when he saw Mei Mengqian's youthful and beautiful appearance.

He raised his other hand and reached out to grab Mei Mengqian's face.

Mei Mengqian has trained, and while she may not always win against men, she can't handle women, right?
Moreover, she had just taken the Qi-Nourishing Pill given to her by Li Yan, and her physique had already surpassed that of ordinary people.

With a forceful swing of his arm, he turned around, took a step, and with a powerful flick of his wrist, delivered a judo throw, slamming the wavy-haired woman directly onto her.

"Fuck me!"

Ma Liang was shocked, as were the people around him, and the two sisters who were there to settle things were even more shocked.

"This is way too much."

"That's so cool!" Ling Ningshan, the youngest sister in the family, exclaimed excitedly, then turned to her eldest sister and said:

"Sister, I want to learn!"

"Little sister, learning this is not a good idea. No man will dare to marry you in the future."

"Then we don't need a man!" Ling Ningshan said nonchalantly. "Besides, that girl has a handsome guy with her."

"That might not be his."

Ling Ningshan remained silent and picked up the plate to serve the dishes.

"Your sausage."

Ma Liang glanced at the cute girl with chubby cheeks, smiled, and politely said, "Thank you, I'm really sorry about earlier."

Upon hearing this, Ling Ningshan showed no reaction.

"Would you like some grilled sausages too?"

Ma Liang opened his mouth, looking at the cute, chubby-faced girl's face, but he couldn't bring himself to refuse, especially after what had happened to her face before.

In a moment of impulsiveness, a sudden thought, and a slip of the tongue, I blurted out:
"Little sister, five more, please!"

"Fifty."

"Here you go!" Ma Liang gritted his teeth and took out a week's worth of pocket money from his pocket.

Ling Ningshan's expressionless face suddenly broke into a slight smile. "Okay, just a moment."

After she finished speaking, she left. Ma Liang took a sip of cola, looked at the five thick and long grilled sausages in front of him, and swallowed.

"Let's divide it up."

"Ryoko, you're so generous!"

Yu Bin and the others praised it and each took one.

Ma Liang sighed, finished his grilled sausage, and watched Jiang Yingzhu, carrying a beer bottle, chase away the older woman who wanted to cause more trouble. He said with a hint of expectation:
"Brother Bin, I think I'm in love. The little sister of the three sisters is so cute, with such a small face, like a little steamed bun. I want her so badly!"

"Do you think I'll be able to get her contact information if I ask her for it later?"

Upon hearing this, Yu Bin remained silent, glanced at Zhang Wei, and Zhang Wei patted Ma Liang on the shoulder, asking:

"Ryoko, do you still have any money?"

"It's all gone. I was saving my allowance for the weekend to have some fun, but now it's all gone."

"What if my sister asks you to sell her sausages later?"

Ma Liang paused for a moment, then said, "Brother Wei, I don't think she's that kind of person."

Yu Bin sighed, "You're so foolish, Liangzi. You said those kinds of things in front of them. They have no problem with you, they don't want your money, what else could they want from you?"

Xiao Shuai also revealed the cruel truth.

“Liangzi, first impressions are very important. You see, Li Yan is handsome, so he made a good first impression. That’s why those two women approached him, and the barbecue girl didn’t recommend the sausages to him.”

Upon hearing this, Ma Liang looked up and observed that, basically every time the food was served, the barbecue girl would take the opportunity to ask if he wanted anything extra.

In that instant, he felt his heart die!

Just then, the barbecue girl brought up five grilled sausages.

"Your sausage."

"Thank you," Ma Liang said numbly, feeling like a cold-hearted king.

Ling Ningshan nodded and then left.

Seeing this, Ma Liang was a little unwilling and immediately said, "Wait!"

Ling Ningshan turned her head, her round face still expressionless, but her eyes held a hint of expectation and a trace of wariness.

Is this person going to buy grilled sausages? Is he really a pervert who wants to taste the three sisters' flavor?
Maybe she should just refuse later and find someone else to sell things to earn some pocket money.

"Can we add each other on WeChat?" Ma Liang asked, suppressing his inner turmoil.

"sure."

(End of this chapter)