I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 110 If it were me, I'd hug you and nibble on you.
"You're such a wicked and narcissistic person!"

As soon as they ran out of the small playground, Jiang Yingzhu began to berate Li Yan.

"Weren't you watching the show just now?"

"I was just being polite by not interrupting you," Jiang Yingzhu said, raising her chin.

"Really? I saw you watching it with great interest," Li Yan said.

"Of course, you should thank me."

"You said you were fat and you were breathless."

Li Yan rolled his eyes. "So, tell me, what new place have you discovered this time?"

"How did you know?" Jiang Yingzhu asked in surprise.

"I know what you're thinking all along," Li Yan said with a faint smile.

Jiang Yingzhu glanced at him and nodded in satisfaction, "Very good, sensible!"

"Let me tell you, a new barbecue restaurant just opened at the street corner near the internet cafe. Let's go eat there after school, we'll have time then!"

Upon hearing this, Li Yan recalled that she had glanced in that direction when she passed by after school last night.

That must have been when I first fell in love with her.

"Alright, it's been a long time since I've had barbecue." Li Yan nodded.

Jiang Yingzhu was even happier when she saw that he agreed.

Although she could eat alone, who goes to a barbecue restaurant alone?

"Very good, so sensible. I, Young Master Jiang, will treat you tonight! Let me think, and I'll also invite Senior Sister and Little Sweetie. The more people, the more fun it will be!"

Li Yan didn't mind and nodded, saying, "Alright, whatever you say. If Young Master Jiang is treating, then Young Master Jiang will make the arrangements."

Although what he said was true, Jiang Yingzhu could tell that he wanted to slack off.

So, she gave him a sidelong glance without any politeness.

Instead of rushing back to the classroom, the two took a walk on the playground.

As they walked, Jiang Yingzhu suddenly nudged Li Yan with her arm and whispered something.

"Look! Look! There's something going on around our three o'clock position, a really big situation!"

Upon hearing this, Li Yan focused his gaze on the location she had mentioned.

Just a hundred meters away, there was another couple taking a walk.

It just looks familiar.

Therefore, even from just their backs, Li Yan could tell that it was Wang Zhenyu and Gan Tiantian.

We were just talking about these two people, and now we've run into them.

Li Yan and Jiang Yingzhu exchanged a glance and walked naturally to the outer track of the playground, coming to stand directly behind each other.

Then, he quickened his pace at a leisurely pace and approached the past.

Jiang Yingzhu was a little excited, thinking to herself, "You little sweetheart, you always say you're not in a relationship, but I've caught you red-handed this time!"

The two stopped ten meters away; any closer and they would be discovered.

Jiang Yingzhu watched the two people in front of her swinging their arms, their fingers occasionally touching.
Wang Zhenyu, in particular, seemed to want to hold hands but didn't dare.

"Wang Zhenyu is so stupid! Little Sweetie's hand has been stuck there for so long, and he's passed by his own house three times without going in!"

"Is that so?" Li Yan asked.

"Of course! Who walks with one hand swinging while the other hand is completely still, like it's dead? If it were me, I would have already started biting into it!"

"Oh~" Li Yan exclaimed in surprise, glancing at his hand, which had stopped moving.

Jiang Yingzhu typed a question mark.

Li Yan gestured, "Didn't you say you wanted to hold it and gnaw on it?"

"You're getting more and more lecherous."

Jiang Yingzhu pursed her lips, quickened her pace, and put some distance between herself and the two people in front of her to listen attentively to what they were saying.

"Zhenyu, what are you planning to say during your vacation?"

“Study, play King of Glory, practice Han Xin,” Wang Zhenyu said.

"Okay, then I'll play with you. I'll practice Diao Chan."

“Okay, I’ll help you rank up.” Wang Zhenyu nodded, and then Gan Tiantian said:
"Zhenyu, why are you staring at my high ponytail during class? Is it crooked?"

Upon hearing this, Wang Zhenyu turned his head, looking at Gan Tiantian's high ponytail with undisguised fervor, and shook his head, saying:
"It's not crooked, your high ponytail is tied very well."

Gan Tiantian nodded in satisfaction upon hearing this, "Actually, it's not that good."

Before she could even utter the word "look," Wang Zhenyu added, "Your high ponytail looks like Han Xin's!"

Gan Tiantian couldn't help but get angry. He was such a blockhead! Why did she agree to it in the first place?
She stopped abruptly and shouted:
"Han Xin, Han Xin, all you know is Han Xin! Go with Han Xin!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a series of tractor-like sounds came from behind him.

"Kukuku~~~~"

Gan Tiantian turned around and saw Jiang Yingzhu covering her mouth and Li Yan looking at the sky.

"Humph!"

Gan Tiantian blushed, glared at Wang Zhenyu, and ran away.

Wang Zhenyu was also a little embarrassed, feeling that his analogy was quite apt.

And it's very thoughtful, humorous, and meticulous.

He likes playing Han Xin, so he likes Han Xin's high ponytail, and Gan Tiantian has a high ponytail.

So he likes Gan Tiantian—what a perfectly logical set of reasons.

Although Wang Zhenyu was a little embarrassed, he didn't run away, but instead walked up and said:

"Brother Yan, you're out for a walk too?"

"Correct."

Li Yan nodded and patted him on the shoulder.

"Zhenyu, stop joking around with me and hurry up and chase after them."

"Huh?" Wang Zhenyu was taken aback and asked in confusion, "Why would you chase after her? Tian Tian is angry and needs to calm down."

"Incredible." Jiang Yingzhu couldn't help but comment.

"Zhenyu, you're really something!"

Li Yan is not Jiang Yingzhu; his divine sense can perceive things at a deeper level.

Calm down? That's hilarious. Wang Zhenyu is clearly incredibly tense and can't handle things; he needs to calm down.

There might also be the thought of not wanting to lose face in front of his brothers.

Now that he had figured it out, Li Yan continued to ask, "Zhenyu, are you really not going to go after him? Although your humor is quite funny, you still have some humor in you, and you might be able to infect Gan Tiantian with it."

Jiang Yingzhu burst into laughter again, like a train starting up.

Having his intentions exposed, Wang Zhenyu could no longer stay. He immediately took his leave and chased after Gan Tiantian.

"Wait, we haven't talked about the barbecue yet!" Jiang Yingzhu said.

Upon hearing this, Li Yan shrugged.

"Forget it, they want to date. Here's what I'll do: I'll call someone, one person can do the work of two."

"Who?"

Li Yan glanced at her, "Yu Bing."

"Hmm, that works too." Jiang Yingzhu's eyes immediately lit up with fighting spirit.

Half a class period later, Li Yan returned to the classroom, ready to leave school.

As soon as she sat down, she heard Yu Qingya close her book and let out a long sigh:

“‘All the days, weeks, months, seasons, and years are the same. Every day, he gets up, leaves the house, goes to the office, eats lunch, leaves work, and eats dinner at the same time.’”

Yu Qingya unfolded the page of the book and said to Mei Mengqian:

"Mengmeng, I feel like I'm one of the office workers in this novel, with the same days repeating themselves over and over again. It's so monotonous."

Upon hearing this, Mei Mengqian nodded.

"Life is like this, monotonous and cyclical. It may seem like you've lived ten thousand days, but in reality, it's just one day."

Upon hearing this, Yu Qingya became even more upset, feeling that life had no meaning, and let out a long sigh.

"No, I've decided to change. I'm going to stay up all night reading novels, sleep like a log, go out for a fancy meal, and play arcade games."

Yu Qingya immediately listed more than a dozen things she wanted to do, but she didn't do any of them, leaving them for later.

It's the same as the rapid-fire delivery in crosstalk.

Mei Mengqian was shocked, her mouth slightly agape.

It's amazing that a person can say such a long sentence all at once.

Ye Hui originally wanted to express her thoughts, but seeing Yu Qingya's expression, she gave up on her idea.

Li Yan didn't participate in the discussion; whether life is monotonous or not is too subjective.

Nothing major happened this week, so the homeroom teacher didn't arrive until just before the bell rang.

They didn't say anything specific, just reminded me to be careful, and then school was over.

"Let's go get some barbecue later."

Li Yan said to Mei Mengqian, "I'm going to find the senior students in the second year of high school. You call Yu Bing and Zhu Zhu to go ahead first."

"Okay." Mei Mengqian nodded, put on her backpack, and headed towards Class 8 of Grade 1.

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Three Sisters BBQ

The shop, like its signboard, is owned by three sisters.

This is a good location; it's a ground-floor shop in a residential building facing the street, and the street is wider than the previous location.

After parking the car, Li Yan and Hua Junshu found Jiang Yingzhu and two others sitting at an outdoor table.

"I ordered a large portion of crayfish, but I haven't ordered anything else yet. What do you guys want to eat, senior?"

"I'm fine with anything, Zhuzhu, you can decide for yourself."

"Oh, okay." Jiang Yingzhu nodded and lowered her head to write.

Li Yan tapped the table. "What about me? Jiang Yingzhu, are you blind?"

"You're just mushrooms, chicken wings, and pork belly, too lazy to ask."

Jiang Yingzhu retorted without even looking up, which made the little old man sitting in the double seat next to her laugh.

Li Yan put down his schoolbag and glanced at the menu.

"They even have roasted sweet potato skins, let's get some."

"it is good."

After ordering the barbecue, Jiang Yingzhu handed it to one of the three sisters.

"They don't have many drinks here, I'll go get some beer."

As Jiang Yingzhu was speaking, she saw Yu Bing stand up.

“I’m a high school student, I can drink beer, I’ll go buy some with you.”

Upon hearing this, Hua Junshu was a little confused, while Mei Mengqian couldn't help but laugh.

Jiang Yingzhu opened her mouth, but swallowed the words she was about to say.

She was predicted!
"Let's go then, but I'm telling you, you obviously haven't drunk alcohol before, so take it easy," Jiang Yingzhu reminded her.

Yu Bing, unusually, did not show off in this regard.

"You don't need to tell me, I know my own worth."

Although the barbecue restaurant was newly opened, the three sisters were so attractive that even though it wasn't completely dark yet, we still went there.

There are still quite a few people here.

The food ordered by Li Yan and his group of five arrived at a moderate pace.

"Come on, cheers! Don't just eat!"

Seeing that no one had touched the beer, Jiang Yingzhu couldn't wait any longer. She took out a can, offered one to each person, and then said:
"cheers!"

Everyone raised their glasses in response, and Mei Mengqian frowned as she took a sip.

This was her first time drinking beer, but it didn't feel very good.

Just then, she glanced over and saw two stylishly dressed women at the next table clinking bottles of baijiu (Chinese liquor).

Then, put it in your mouth and gulp, gulp, gulp, three times!
I finished the whole bottle in one go!

It feels the same as drinking plain water.

No, Mei Mengqian felt that she couldn't do that even if she drank plain water.

Her eyes widened in disbelief. Jiang Yingzhu, who was facing the two people, saw it too and couldn't help but clap and cheer.

It was as if I could see my future carefree demeanor.

But what shocked me the most was seeing two middle-aged men shirtless, eating skewers and drinking alcohol.

Eating barbecue and admiring beautiful women was something the two of them often did, but now, suddenly they don't dare to look anymore.

What is this? A bottle of baijiu (Chinese liquor). I'll down it in one gulp!
The two men quietly hid the beer cans under the table.

(End of this chapter)