I'm in Love Apartment, and the system is making me cultivate immortality.

Chapter 109 Master Huang is getting emo again.

"No no no."

Master Huang swears on his honor that he was just joking before.

But this young man is indeed destined to be plagued by romantic entanglements.

And it wasn't just one, two, three, or four flowers, but five, six, seven, or eight!

However, after Gu Yifan's reminder, Lin Wanyu was somewhat skeptical of the fortune teller.

Gu Yifan withdrew his hand. "Master, please continue. Is it possible to cut off these unwanted romantic advances for me if I take a fee?"

"This is it."

Master Huang was a little aggrieved. "You've already said all my lines, what am I supposed to say?"

"Hey, if I say my fortune telling is free, then it's free. Of course I can give it a try and help you cut off all these unwanted suitors, leaving only the girl."

He's a seasoned veteran; his skin is as thick as a city wall.

"However, even if I do my best to help sever it, I cannot guarantee that it will last forever. So if you wish, Miss, you can take a string of prayer beads home and wear them for half an hour each day."

Although Lin Wanyu no longer trusted Master Huang, she was still somewhat tempted, since there was no harm in giving it a try.

"Gu Yifan?"

"You really believe that?" Gu Yifan rolled his eyes. He has romantic prospects? He didn't feel it at all.

"Give it a try~" Lin Wanyu placed her small hand on Gu Yifan's cheek, the cool touch felt very comfortable, and shook Gu Yifan's head coquettishly.

"Alright then, you give up."

Hearing Gu Yifan say that, Lin Wanyu was overjoyed. She massaged Gu Yifan's back and shoulders.

Lin Wanyu didn't believe in these things, but spending money was just to buy some peace of mind.

Especially since Gu Yifan is going out with Su Weiwei tomorrow, Miss Lin is a little concerned.

"Then you can try it first, Master."

Gu Yifan treated it as a joke to amuse a child and handed his hand back to Master Huang.

That's it.

Master Huang breathed a sigh of relief. Sure enough, young couples like this are easy to fool.

Look at him, he can casually make a good price for a string of beads that costs one yuan wholesale.

"Young friend, please wait a moment, I will help you cut off those unwanted romantic advances!"

As he spoke, Master Huang produced a small wooden sword from somewhere, and with a serious expression, slapped it into Gu Yifan's hand.

It looks pretty convincing.

Gu Yifan tilted his head, watching Master Huang fool the child with a blank expression.

But then, the small stool that Mr. Huang was sitting on suddenly slipped, whether he wasn't sitting steadily or couldn't support his weight.

"What's wrong?" Lin Wanyu asked immediately with concern.

"It's nothing, it's nothing," Master Huang said with an awkward smile. But why did he suddenly feel a pang of anxiety just now? The more he looked at Gu Yifan's palm, the stranger it seemed.

There was a wisp of foul air just now, but I have already released it.

Upon hearing this, Lin Wanyu was still puzzled.

Gu Yifan immediately raised his hand to cover his mouth, "Master, did you fart?"

Hearing Gu Yifan say this, Lin Wanyu finally realized what was happening, and took several steps back with wide eyes.

Master Huang smiled sheepishly, "Well, how can one not let go of the spirit of life?"

With that, Master Huang put away the small wooden sword. "All done."

"Is that all?" Lin Wanyu pinched her nose and said sullenly.

"Otherwise what?" Master Huang countered. "Then do you want these prayer beads?"

"Of course I want it!" Lin Wanyu nodded. Now that things have come to this, how could she refuse?

"How much?" Gu Yifan asked without wasting any time.

"Thank you for your patronage. Since you two are destined to meet, eighty will do." Master Huang smiled and extended his hand.

"eighty?"

Lin Wanyu was shocked. "Wow, Master, why don't you just rob it?"

“Oh, Miss, you don’t understand. These prayer beads are a sacred object that I have consecrated.”

Master Huang shook his head, "However, seeing how deep your feelings are for each other, I'll only charge a friendly price, so it'll be four..."

"Eighty it is then."

"Eh?"

Master Huang was shocked; he was just about to offer a 50% discount and say forty.

"Master, what books do you usually read when you do fortune telling? Can I have one?" Gu Yifan asked casually.

"Oh, then I recommend you read the Book of Changes and the Three Fates Compendium." Master Huang smoothly pulled out two books from under the tricycle in a series of moves.

After taking it out, Master Huang's smile gradually disappeared.

But Lin Wanyu narrowed her eyes, looking extremely distrustful.

"Master, didn't you just say that you are a descendant of Longhu Mountain? Why do you always keep these things on hand?"

Master Huang quietly raised his eyes and saw Lin Wanyu glaring at him with a dark face.

"this one"

"One hundred yuan. I'll take both books and the bracelet," Gu Yifan said with a smile.

"make a deal!"

Leave the fortune teller's stall.

Lin Wanyu looked at Gu Yifan, who was carrying two books, with some confusion. "Didn't you not believe that conman uncle?"

"Hmm, I don't believe it." Gu Yifan's lips curled up in a satisfied smile.

"Then why did you spend a hundred yuan to buy these?" Lin Wanyu couldn't understand.

"Here." Gu Yifan reached out and handed the prayer beads to Lin Wanyu, who picked them up without understanding why.

"what?"

"You're worried, so put it on for me." Gu Yifan stopped and calmly said to Lin Wanyu, waving her empty wrist.

"Eh"

Lin Wanyu was stunned for a moment.

As her blank mind gradually grasped Gu Yifan's meaning, her heart rate began to soar.

Two visible blushes appeared on Lin Wanyu's fair face.

"you you you!"

"What do you mean, 'what do you mean,' are you going to wear it or not?" Gu Yifan glanced at Lin Wanyu, whose face was flushed with embarrassment, and asked impatiently.

"Wear!"

When Lin Wanyu put the bracelet on Gu Yifan's wrist, her face beamed with a smile as bright as a hundred flowers in bloom, her joy impossible to conceal.

She never called Gu Yifan a stupid idiot who didn't understand girls' feelings again.

Who says he doesn't understand? He understands it all!
To put her mind at ease, he bought this bracelet that could sever his romantic entanglements and even made her put it on him herself.

Lin Wanyu felt like she was in a dream.

"Gu Yifan, if all your romantic prospects end in the future, you won't blame me, will you?" Lin Wanyu said meaningfully after putting the hairpin on Gu Yifan.

Gu Yifan rolled his eyes. "I don't have any romantic prospects. Let's go."

"Hehe." Lin Wanyu nodded, hesitated for a moment, then stepped forward and took Gu Yifan's arm. Gu Yifan did not refuse.

Lin Daiyu was overjoyed again.

As for Gu Yifan, he didn't care about these things, and besides, this wasn't about cutting off his romantic prospects.

[You have successfully obtained the Divine Calculator's inherited book, the Heavenly Rank Top-Grade cultivation technique "Ghost Valley Book of Changes," which contains cultivation methods from the Innate to the Purple Mansion level.] [You have successfully obtained the Divine Calculator's lifelong learning book, "The Eighteen Characters of Heaven and Earth," which contains various spells and divination techniques, which you may study and practice later.]

[You have received the "Divine Calculation Prayer Beads," a low-grade Heavenly Rank magic item gifted to you by the Divine Calculator. This treasure has the effect of turning misfortune into good fortune. It can be used once a day and can sense good or bad luck. Consuming one bead allows for one more use, but the rank will decrease accordingly.]

You have gained +10 points of favorability with the former leader of the Guigu Sect in Yunmeng Mountain.

You can change your profession to become a "face reading apprentice".

Miss Lin is truly his lucky star.

Watching the young couple walk away.

Master Huang happily flicked the red bills in his hand with his fingers.

I've got 100 yuan.

He bought those two books at a secondhand market for less than ten yuan in total. Adding the worthless prayer beads, he made a net profit of at least ninety yuan.

Awesome! Good luck has arrived!

Just as Master Huang was preparing to continue his efforts and set up his stall, he inadvertently saw his small wooden sword.

A deep crack appeared on the wooden sword at some unknown time.

Master Huang's smile froze.
碎了
It's broken.
On the street, passersby suddenly heard a tragic wail and all looked toward the source of the sound.

I saw an uncle who looked like he was about to cry, holding something in his hands, with a face full of unbearable pain.

"Eh?!!"

"Damn it, this is my family heirloom! How did it break?"

Master Huang clumsily picked up the small wooden sword with a long crack, his heart bleeding. This little wooden sword was worth at least a hundred red bills.

"As expected, the ordeal I suffered for that girl isn't over yet. I shouldn't have gone out today!!!"

Passersby were initially puzzled, but when they saw the fortune teller and palm reader on the tricycle, they understood: fortune tellers, of course, are all a bit crazy.

That evening, the two returned to their apartment.

As soon as Gu Yifan pushed open the door to suite 3601, he heard Teacher Zeng's loud, croaking laughter.

“This outfit suits my style perfectly.”

Lin Wanyu peeked out from behind Gu Yifan and asked, "Teacher Zeng, are you still looking at what to wear tomorrow?"

"of course."

In the living room, Zeng Xiaoxian, who was admiring himself, turned his head and his eyes lit up when he saw the two of them return. He waved to Lin Wanyu.

"Wanyu, come quick! With your fashionista perspective, what do you think of Xian-ge's outfit?"

Lin Wanyu walked into the room, put a finger on her smooth chin, and tilted her head to examine Zeng Xiaoxian's clothes.

The upper body was a suit jacket, but underneath was a white T-shirt, and the lower body was an oddly matched pair of long jeans, with the legs spread out two meters wide, requiring several layers, like a child wearing adult pants.

Gu Yifan really didn't understand this kind of fashion.

It can only be said that aesthetics vary greatly from era to era.

"Teacher Zeng, don't you think this outfit makes your legs look short?" Lin Wanyu hesitated for a long time before cautiously asking Zeng Xiaoxian, who was looking at her expectantly.

After saying that, Lin Wanyu saw Zeng Xiaoxian's face darken and immediately said with a smile, "But it's still pretty cool. Teacher Zeng, you have good taste."

Nine parts of Lin Wanyu’s words were meant to comfort, and one part was out of concern that Zeng Xiaoxian might do something desperate.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked completely uncomfortably so, "Yes, my legs aren't as long as your Yifan's, but what can I do! Am I supposed to get my legs cut to grow taller?"

Lu Ziqiao, standing to the side, crossed his arms and shook his head. “Teacher Zeng, I know you want to dress formally and look dashing, but you usually can’t have both.”

Zeng Xiaoxian's heart was completely broken.

Gu Yifan shook his head. "Teacher Zeng, I suggest you just dress normally. There's no need to worry about it so much."

Gu Yifan didn't say one more thing: what people ultimately liked about you wasn't your good looks, but your gentleness.

"You make it sound so easy. Of course you'll look good in anything."

Zeng Xiaoxian plopped down on the sofa and sighed deeply.

"This is the first time I've met a normal woman alone since my breakup, and my heart is pounding!"

"How long has it been since you broke up?" Lu Ziqiao asked curiously as he sat down on the sofa.

"It's been about two years," Zeng Xiaoxian said casually, looking like a wilted eggplant.

Lu Ziqiao's face was full of shock, "Two years?"

“You think it happened so fast too, right? Sometimes I feel like I was dumped just the day before yesterday! I’m starting to be afraid of seeing women alone!” Zeng Xiaoxian immediately turned his head and said vehemently.

Lu Ziqiao shook his head silently, patted Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulder with a look of pity, "It's really hard to imagine that you haven't gone on a date with a girl for two whole years. I have to say, Teacher Zeng, your life is really a failure!"

Zeng Xiaoxian: "???"

"No wonder you were nervous. Can a normal man hold back for two years? Or do you, Teacher Zeng, like to use all sorts of things?"

Lu Ziqiao's gaze shifted to Zeng Xiaoxian's well-maintained, smooth and delicate hands.

Zeng Xiaoxian jumped up in a fit of rage, yelling, "What the hell do you mean?!"

"Teacher Zeng, didn't you and Feifei stay in 3601 for a while?" Lin Wanyu asked as she returned from getting her favorite mango milk ice cream from the refrigerator.

"Hu Yifei?" Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter, "Hahaha, I was talking about a normal woman, Hu Yifei? She's a tigress!"

"I suffered under her oppression for two whole months. It was only thanks to you and Yifan that I was able to get out of this mess. Under her rule, I feel like I'm even more afraid of women now!"

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't notice the silence of the others, nor did he notice Lin Wanyu secretly winking at him, and continued to chatter on.

"Wait a minute, I think I feel it, that's the feeling, the terrifying woman's intimidation is giving me goosebumps!"

The next second, a chilling voice rang out from behind the sofa, making Zeng Xiaoxian's hair stand on end.

"Zeng Xiaoxian! You seem quite dissatisfied with me~"

Lin Wanyu shrank her neck, looked at Teacher Zeng who was stiff on the sofa, and then at Hu Yifei who was standing behind him with a murderous aura, and showed a helpless expression.

"If you can't speak properly, sew your mouth shut! What does it have to do with me that you got cheated on and cuckolded!"

"Wow!"

Gu Yifan clearly heard Lin Wanyu mutter something softly beside him.

Lin Wanyu: As expected, I was right to bring out the ice cream!

Zeng Xiaoxian turned his head and looked at the furious Hu Yifei, who was drenched in sweat.

"Yifei, listen to my excuses, ugh, listen to my explanation, I didn't actually mean that."

"Hmph, if you don't want to stay here, then don't come to 3601! Do you think I care about you?!"

Hu Yifei interrupted Zeng Xiaoxian, roaring like a lion from Foshan.

"Don't think you're a decent person just because you're wearing a suit. If you keep talking about others behind their backs, believe me, I'll snap your neck!"

Zeng Xiaoxian silently lowered his head.

Lu Ziqiao swallowed hard and obediently made way for Hu Yifei.

The living room was quiet.

Hu Yifei raised her head, glanced at everyone, and finally fixed her gaze on Gu Yifan, beckoning him with her hand.

"Gu Yifan, come out here. I need to talk to you about something!"

Gu Yifan: "."

"Feifei~" Lin Wanyu immediately tried to speak upon hearing this.

"Don't worry, I'm not going to eat your darling boyfriend." Hu Yifei turned and walked out of the room with an air of dominance, giving Zeng Xiaoxian a glare as she left.

"I'll go see what's wrong." Gu Yifan said to Lin Wanyu with an indifferent expression, and then followed her out.

Before Gu Yifan walked out, he clearly heard Zeng Xiaoxian breathe a sigh of relief.

"You see, that's why I'm afraid and terrified."

Lu Ziqiao also looked grave.

“Teacher Zeng, I can understand why you haven’t been able to get erections for the past two years.”

(End of this chapter)