I'm in Love Apartment, and the system is making me cultivate immortality.
Chapter 108 Master, you've really messed things up!
Chapter 108 Master, your integrity is shattered!
Gu Yifan and Lin Wanyu were walking towards the fortune teller.
Unexpectedly, the two girls who had been very close just moments before suddenly started arguing for some unknown reason.
I could vaguely hear things like "You stole my man" and "I didn't."
Before long, they were about to fight.
On a sweltering summer night, watching two scantily clad beauties fight attracted a lot of attention, and a crowd gradually began to gather around.
"Why did those two suddenly start fighting?" Lin Wanyu asked Gu Yifan, somewhat bewildered.
"I don't know, it seems to be because of a man?" Gu Yifan replied casually.
Lin Wanyu also vaguely understood something from the argument between the two girls. It seemed that one of the girls had secretly started dating her best friend's best friend.
"They got into a fight over this?" Lin Wanyu pouted, thinking it was undignified to do it in public, especially on the street.
"Oh?" Gu Yifan glanced down at Miss Lin and asked curiously, "What if your best friend steals your boyfriend?"
"Hey!" Lin Wanyu's face froze, and she became anxious. "What nonsense are you talking about?"
Just now, Lin Wanyu didn't bring herself into the situation.
I find it incredibly disgraceful that two girls would fight over a man.
But Gu Yifan's words immediately heightened Lin Wanyu's sense of crisis.
If someone snatches Gu Yifan away from her...
In an instant, Lin Wanyu's pretty face turned fierce.
She would really make her dad throw the other person into the sea to feed the fish!
"I was just saying that," Gu Yifan said, shrugging as he noticed Lin Wanyu seemed unhappy.
But once Lin Wanyu felt nervous, it was hard for her to shake off easily.
Lin Wanyu thought for a moment, then grabbed Gu Yifan's arm and asked, "Gu Yifan, what if there are other vixens, for example, who try to seduce you?"
"Would you abandon me, your future girlfriend?" Lin Wanyu originally wanted to say "me," but she was a little shy, so she changed her words.
Facing Lin Wanyu's expectant gaze.
"No." Gu Yifan shook his head decisively without even thinking.
Gu Yifan's attitude made Lin Wanyu's eyes light up. "Really?"
The next second, Lin Wanyu was hit on the head by Gu Yifan.
Gu Yifan glanced at the two girls in front of him, a hint of disdain in his eyes.
"You shouldn't have asked me about this. Do I look like someone who would like such tacky women?"
Gu Yifan definitely wouldn't like a girl with such heavy makeup.
Although Gu Yifan's knock on her head made her head buzz, Lin Wanyu was still very happy.
She took a closer look at the two girls who had started pulling their hair, tearing their clothes, and behaving in a very unsightly manner, and immediately felt relieved.
Indeed, the two women wrestling together were ugly!
Lin Wanyu felt a little smug; no girl around Gu Yifan could compare to her.
She is the invincible beauty who is as pure as a lotus emerging from clear water.
With this thought, Lin Wanyu felt relieved.
Hehe, I believe you won't!
Lin Wanyu tried to make amends for her earlier nervousness, but then she noticed that Gu Yifan was still watching the two women fighting, and immediately wanted to cover his eyes.
"Don't look!"
"No, I was looking at the fortune teller behind them."
"That's not OK!"
Not long after, police officers patrolling nearby arrived.
They dispersed the crowd and took the two girls away.
The surrounding crowd booed in unison.
Even though the fight had reached its most intense point, how did the police arrive so quickly?
Just as the police were asking the fortune teller where he had gone and preparing to take him back to the police station, they discovered that Master Huang had quietly slipped away at some point.
As the main figures were taken away, the crowd gradually dispersed.
Lin Wanyu was still a little disappointed, "How come that fortune teller disappeared in the blink of an eye?"
Her curiosity was piqued, and she actually wanted to drag Gu Yifan along to have the divination done.
Gu Yifan silently pointed in the opposite direction of the pedestrian street, "Go that way."
"How did you know?" Lin Wanyu asked, bewildered.
She didn't even notice, so how could Gu Yifan know so clearly?
"I told you, I'm keeping an eye on him." Gu Yifan rolled his eyes at Lin Wanyu and turned to walk towards where the fortune teller had left.
Lin Wanyu was stunned for a moment, then remembered her jealous actions just now, her face turned red, and she quickly chased after her, "Gu Yifan, you are so amazing, you said you would see a fortune teller and you actually did it."
The young lady's flattery skills were still somewhat lacking.
Gu Yifan stared at the fortune teller, not because Lin Wanyu wanted her fortune told.
It was because this master was actually the first man the system notified.
No, if we're talking about identity, the priest from before also had one, and Lu Ziqiao could also be considered one if he insists.
Gu Yifan: Good system. I misunderstood you before.
He should be the first man who isn't just a background character and has a lengthy introduction!
While strolling through the bustling commercial streets of the ancient seaside town with Fairy Lin, you unexpectedly stumble upon an old fortune teller.
He appears unremarkable on the surface, but in reality, he possesses a special identity. He is the former leader of the Ghost Valley School of Yunmeng Mountain in the Eastern Wilderness, renowned for his "divine foresight, knowing all the affairs of the world without leaving the mountain, and able to glimpse the secrets of heaven, discerning past and present lives with a single glance!"
[It is said that this former leader of the Guigu School repeatedly tried to forcibly peek into the secrets of heaven for love, but despite his best efforts, he could not win back his lover's heart.]
[He was disheartened and, having suffered a backlash for repeatedly trying to peek into the secrets of heaven, his Heavenly Eye was destroyed. After relinquishing his position as sect leader and passing it on to his disciple, he went alone to travel in the Eastern Wilderness and was never heard from again.]
[If you can manage to speak with him, you might be able to obtain the special profession of "Diviner" from this former head of the Ghost Valley sect, who was once known as the "Divine Calculator." However, given your special identity, there is a risk of exposure in front of this Divine Calculator of the Eastern Wilderness. It would be wise to protect yourself and leave as soon as possible!]
It's confirmed now; this is Master Huang, the one who took two kicks from Fukuichi.
To withstand two deadly kicks from Yifei, he must have some skill.
When Gu Yifan led Lin Wanyu to Master Huang, he had already set up his stall again.
This time, however, it wasn't fortune telling.
Instead, they sell face cream and sulfur soap.
"Don't miss out! This is an authentic sulfur soap that locals in Shanghai rave about, and it's purely handmade!"
Listen to Master Huang's energetic shouts.
Lin Wanyu was stunned. She turned to Gu Yifan and tugged at him, asking curiously, "Why did this fortune teller switch to selling soap?"
"Maybe it's to avoid the police coming to our door," Gu Yifan shrugged. "Should we still go get it done?"
"Of course." Lin Wanyu was determined to achieve her goal.
She pulled Gu Yifan forward.
Mr. Huang was still shaken. Luckily, he had dodged quickly and ran away as soon as he saw the police; otherwise, he would definitely have been taken to the station.
Just then, seeing a young couple walking towards him, his eyes lit up, and his voice rose a little.
"Don't miss out, you two! Would you like to take a bar of sulfur soap home? Locals in Shanghai use it all the time. It's good for showering, washing your hair, and washing clothes."
"But master, your accent doesn't sound like someone from Shanghai," Lin Wanyu said curiously, glancing at the items on the tricycle.
“Who says only people from Shanghai can make sulfur soap?” Master Huang said casually, while giving Lin Wanyu and Gu Yifan a careful look.
Wow, what a perfect couple!
The boy is handsome and the girl is beautiful. It seems...
Well, this deal is probably going to fall through, since neither of them seems to have skin that needs any care.
But it's okay if this deal falls through.
Master Huang immediately broke into a bright smile. "Young lady, you're quite perceptive. I'm actually from Fujian. My main job is fortune telling. Selling face cream is just a side job, nothing more."
As he spoke, Master Huang lifted the signboard behind the shop that read "Shanghai Handmade Sulfur Soap," and then...
"A specialty store for traditional Chinese medicine for bruises and sprains?"
Master Huang coughed, then quickly flipped over the signboard again, and breathed a sigh of relief after taking a look.
"Predict your fortune by reading your palm."
But Lin Wanyu had some doubts. "Uncle, can you really tell fortunes?"
"It's packaged," Master Huang said, patting his chest.
Gu Yifan found it amusing and casually asked, "You won't say anything like we're going to have a bloody disaster, will you?"
“How could that be?” Master Huang’s expression turned serious. “We intellectuals have principles.”
"Wow, Master, you're a top student!" Lin Wanyu said with a grin.
"Of course, I graduated from Tongji University."
Gu Yifan: "."
The silence was deafening.
Unexpectedly, he and this Mr. Huang were alumni.
"Tongji University produces talented people."
"Really?"
Lin Wanyu, however, was carefree and turned to Gu Yifan with a grin, saying, "So, Gu Yifan, you might become a fortune teller in the future."
"Idiot." Gu Yifan reached out and pressed Lin Wanyu's head down, saying in a serious tone, "I should be going to take wedding photos and do some advertising."
That's what happens when someone studies directing.
But Lin Wanyu didn't care. Instead, her eyes lit up, and she grabbed Gu Yifan's wrist, chuckling, "Then can you choose me as your model for your commercial?"
"Well, if there's a chance."
He watched as the young couple became inseparable right in front of him.
Master Huang felt that the world was too unfair to him.
Why?! Heaven gave him genius-level intelligence, but deprived him of his handsome looks.
"Ahem. Would you two like to join me? No charge if it's not genuine."
Lin Wanyu had originally come to Master Huang for a fortune telling, so she nodded and said, "Alright then."
"Then, beautiful lady..." Before Master Huang could even express his delight and gesture for Lin Wanyu to sit down, she unexpectedly did not play by the rules.
She turned around and pulled Gu Yifan to the small stool.
"Master, you can calculate it for him."
Master Huang's smile froze.
After all, boys are definitely not as easy to fool as girls.
If it were this seemingly silly and naive young girl, he was confident he could make her willingly part with her money.
Even if her boyfriend wanted to stop her, he couldn't, he could only put on a brave face.
Fine, a boy it is.
Master Huang rubbed his hands together, pulled up a small stool, and sat down. "Young man, what would you like to have your fortune told? Career, wealth, health, or relationships?"
"Feelings!" Lin Wanyu interrupted before Gu Yifan could speak.
Seeing Gu Yifan look up, Lin Wanyu, who was perched on his shoulder, stuck out her little tongue, looking playful and cute.
Seeing this, Gu Yifan nodded indifferently, "It's all about the relationship."
Anyway, he just wanted to see if this Master Huang was truly a hidden talent, no matter how he calculated it.
Master Huang observed the two for a moment and immediately understood: a couple, and they seemed so affectionate; the girl was asking the boy to calculate their relationship status.
He understands; he's a master at this problem.
"Then let me take a look at your palm first, young man."
Gu Yifan held out his hand and asked curiously, "Master, where did you learn your fortune-telling skills?"
Master Huang was so focused on examining Gu Yifan's handwriting that he casually replied, "Of course he taught himself."
"Ok?"
Hearing Gu Yifan's questioning voice, Master Huang finally realized, "To be honest, young man, I come from a family of fortune tellers. I went to Longhu Mountain to learn the craft when I was young. I come from a prestigious family."
Gu Yifan: "."
They're just trying to fool a child. I'm sure of it. What kind of Ghost Valley Master is he? He's more like a conman.
I wonder if Master Huang has any books on fortune telling or palm reading. I might as well just buy them; maybe the system will recognize them.
Gu Yifan felt that he had roughly figured out the nature of the system.
Looking at Master Huang again, he initially glanced at Gu Yifan's palm lines but didn't think there was anything wrong with them.
But as he watched, his brows furrowed more and more, and his head drooped lower and lower until it was almost touching Gu Yifan's palm.
Lin Wanyu, watching anxiously from the side, asked, "Master, Master, are you alright?"
Suddenly, Master Huang raised his head and stared intently at Gu Yifan's face.
Gu Yifan and Master Huang exchanged glances, both somewhat surprised.
Wait a minute, could it be that he's figured something out?
"Little Brother"
"What's wrong?" Gu Yifan was also slightly nervous. A system notification appeared; if Huang Huifeng realized he was a transmigrator, things could get really messy.
"Your skin is a bit dry. Why don't you try my cold cream? It's refreshing, nourishing, and non-greasy!"
".Depend on!"
Gu Yifan silently put his heart back down. To hell with that comedic role!
Lin Wanyu, however, asked curiously, "Master, did you notice?"
Master Huang hesitated for a moment, then nodded. "I can see it. This young man has a round face and a full, round forehead. He is destined for great wealth and honor."
Lin Wanyu's eyes lit up. "Master, what you said makes a lot of sense."
Lin Wanyu thought happily, "Of course Gu Yifan is destined for great wealth and honor. After all, he's her future boyfriend, and he might be her future boyfriend in the future, so it's hard for Gu Yifan not to be rich and honorable."
Gu Yifan remained calm and composed. "Sounds good. Anything else?"
"But I can't quite understand your fate, young man."
Master Huang shook his head, "How strange! This is clearly a rare destiny for an immortal. I've heard that Zhang Sanfeng and Laozi, who wrote the Tao Te Ching, were destined for such a fate. Young friend, have you ever considered going to Longhu Mountain to learn Taoist arts? Perhaps you can ascend to heaven in broad daylight someday!"
Hearing this, Gu Yifan was somewhat surprised, and when he looked at Lin Wanyu, his eyes widened immediately, "Go up the mountain to become a Taoist priest? No way!"
How could her perfectly good future boyfriend suddenly become a bald monk? This won't do, she won't allow it!
"Ahem, perhaps I've misread it." Master Huang chuckled awkwardly, then his tone shifted to a serious expression. "But looking at your palm lines, young friend, you're clearly surrounded by many romantic interests. I estimate that you've had entanglements with at least one palm's worth of women!"
"This could easily become a karmic entanglement; if they become entangled together, there might be bloodshed soon. Eh?"
Master Huang silently pondered for a moment, then looked up to see Gu Yifan looking at him with a half-smile.
"Master, are you implying that I will soon suffer a bloody disaster?"
Lin Wanyu initially frowned, but upon hearing Gu Yifan's quiet words, she couldn't help but chuckle.
"Master, your intellectual integrity has been completely shattered."
(End of this chapter)
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