This Naruto is a player.

Chapter 1 Uzumaki Naruto
"Get out of here! Stop getting in my way!"

Naruto had just tiptoed to peek at the dessert shop when he was suddenly and violently shoved away! He rolled three times before stopping.

"Ouch! What are you doing!"

Naruto looked up, still a little naive, his voice still carrying a hint of childishness.

The boss's skinny, monkey-like face was sharp and pointed, making him look like a complete sucker!
As the crowd slowly gathered, Naruto's small eyes darted around.

"Three years old, the golden age for staged accidents! Boss, don't expect me to move unless you get ten or twenty thousand!" He simply spread his legs out in a stark, bandit-like manner, as if to say, "I'm sticking to this place today."

"You plague god! I won't sell you this jinx!" The shopkeeper roared, jumping up and down, his fingers trembling so much they almost poked Naruto's forehead.

"Huh?" Naruto's brows furrowed.

He tried hard to recall his 'great achievements' in the first three years after he arrived—it seemed like he hadn't even slipped out the door many times.
A plague god? Referring to him? A three-year-old baby?

Impossible, absolutely impossible.

"Open your eyes and look carefully!"

He spoke in a tough, childlike voice, his little chest heaving: "Who am I? Look closely! Have we met before? And you call me a 'plague god'?!"

The surrounding discussions surged like pebbles thrown into a lake.

"It's him... the fox demon!"

"Quick! Don't let him get close!"

"Damn it. How is he still alive?"

Naruto's ears were ringing.

Those onlookers had cold, hateful, and even murderous eyes?!

How could a single title provoke such widespread condemnation?
"Did you hear that?! Get out! Or else..." The boss raised his voice, "Hmph!"

That cold snort was chilling to the bone.

Ah.

A surge of absurd and chilling anger welled up inside Naruto, and he almost couldn't suppress his adult self-control and burst out laughing.

Just because you're an orphan? Alone?

OK! Really OK!

He memorized the owner's face and the shop's name, and wrote them down in his "vengeful notebook"!

The next second, he suddenly lowered his head, got up without saying a word, and disappeared through the crowd.

Naruto kicked pebbles as he walked back, his narcissistic little plan completely shattered.

I used to feel a hairy feeling on my back, and I thought it was because I was too handsome.

The case is now solved: that was the focal point of the entire village's resentment!
With such a high level of malice, the "misunderstanding theory" is pure self-deception.

Who could a little baby like him possibly harm?

The pot is too big; it must be a "legacy" left by the previous generation—those wonderful parents I've never met.

Naruto let out a long sigh.

Parents: Son, your newbie gift pack is the "Halo of Hate in the Whole Village," aren't you surprised?

Naruto: I
What about the "great achievements" of parents?
As a time traveler who had been a fertilized egg, there was really nothing he could do to help.

As for infancy?
The brain's development level is roughly equivalent to a goldfish's memory plus.

I vaguely remember that on the day I was born, it seemed like a murderer was holding me in his hand like a potato.

The scene was like a terrifying opening screen attack in a horror movie, scaring him so much that he completely blacked out.

When he woke up again, he had become an "honorary member of the Konoha Orphanage".

Wow, that's a lot of information!
Naruto gasped.

"So, the fact that I'm still alive and kicking in this hellish dungeon today is thanks to the villagers who spared my life and didn't strangle me back then?"

My family is moved to tears. This is definitely a hellish start!
"Damn! Who wrote this time-travel drama? I'm giving it a bad review and demanding my money back!"

Naruto kicked a pebble away, and felt a pang of heartache when he thought about his unfinished scientific research (crossed out) life as a laborer—he was just attending a meeting with his mentor, how did he end up being sent to another world for re-employment by 'Dump Truck Hero' on the streets of Tokyo?
As for this world?
Pure black eyes!
I only remember a classmate mentioning it: "I think it's a really popular shonen manga? What was it called again?"
Legend of the Ninja?
Ninja Team?
"Konoha's Got Talent"?
Characters? I only remember two weird names: What's gay? Naludo?

"Wait. Naruto? Me?!"

Naruto slammed on the brakes, his CPU nearly overheating: "According to this naming logic, am I the protagonist? But how can the protagonist end up in such a miserable state? Being hunted down by the entire village?"

"Could it be that I'm the final villainous boss?!" Imagine yourself in this "hellish start".

Suddenly, the script made perfect sense.

His blood pressure immediately spiked: "Damn it! Is it too late to reopen now?"

In the end, the will to survive prevailed: "Who cares! Even if he's a villain, he has to live to see the finale before he dies!"

He took a deep breath and instantly felt immense pressure.

'System?' he murmured to himself.

A semi-transparent panel that only he could see popped up in front of him instantly—a cheat code that even the irritable inhabitant (Nine-Tails) inside him couldn't detect.

[Initial Task: Refine Chakra]
[Quest Description: Having Chakra = Starting Village Pass.]
Chakra. Chakra?!

"What the hell is chakra? This game is trash! It ruined my youth!"

"Goo~~~"

My stomach promptly issued a protest declaration.

He reached into his pocket—and there were a few words lying there: a total of 16 taels!
"Clam?"

Naruto was stunned. "What happened to the 'huge sum' from the beginning of the month? It was swallowed up?"

Forget it, expecting to buy food with this little bit of money? Naive!
"Let's head to the dock and cough! Then we'll head into the mountains!"

Naruto decisively changed his strategic objective—the great forest behind the mountain, a completely natural self-service restaurant!

He turned around and rushed home.

A few minutes later, carrying a bulging little bundle (stuffed with all his valuables and emergency rations), he quickly locked the door!

Strategic shift!

This place is not a good place to stay for now. She used to be naive and didn't know any better, but now...?
The list of enemies is roughly half, no, the entire village!

What if some righteous villager wants to send him off early? Where will he go to cry?

Betting on character?
Naruto shook his head vigorously: "It's more reassuring to hold your own destiny in your own hands!"

Finding a secluded and dry corner on the back mountain, Naruto painstakingly built a makeshift "safe house".

This is his temporary residence for the next few days.

"Clothing, food, housing, and transportation: 'housing' has been solved, and 'food' must follow!"

He immediately switched to jungle survival mode.

Mushroom picking? I know a little, but not much!
Bright and vibrant like flowers? Absolutely say no!

They only buy those gray and white ones that look honest and have been safe and harmless for three generations.

Better safe than sorry!
Finally, he picked up the secondhand fishing rod he had bought at great expense and strolled to the riverbank.

I bought it purely to pass the time; who would have thought it would come in handy so soon to make a living?
Sigh, now that my identity is exposed, even my fishing rod might become a 'contraband'.
after an hour--

"The newbie aura really lived up to its name!"

Naruto looked at his spoils: five plump river fish, and beamed with joy.

As the last rays of sunlight were swallowed by the shadows of the trees, he quickly lit a fire.

"Master Ming's Little Kitchen is now open!"

Half an hour later
After a busy morning, Master Ming finally looked at the grilled fish in his hand, its exterior charred black, but the inside barely cooked, and gave it a serious evaluation:

"Yeah, I can eat it! Surviving in the wilderness, what more could I ask for?"

"Sniff, sniff, sniff"

A strange sniffing sound suddenly rang out!

"What the hell! Who is this monster?!"

Naruto was so frightened that he almost shoved the grilled fish into the fire—when suddenly a wrinkled old face peeked out from the bushes next to him!

"Don't panic, don't panic~" The face beamed with smiles, "I'm just an ordinary passerby who got lost while observing the stars at night!"

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