I farmed in military academy and crushed the entire intergalactic world.
Chapter 350 What happened to the joke? Are you serious?
Chapter 350 What happened to the joke? Are you serious?
The medical officers on board 052 quickly pulled Lu Shimeng and the others into the infirmary. After a thorough examination, they concluded that they had fallen into a coma due to exhaustion.
The crew members were shocked. What?! What did they do to become exhausted?!
Is it really not poisoning or an attack by an unknown weapon?
The medical officers stated with absolute certainty, "It's exhaustion!"
Leaving a big spectrum!
Even more absurdly, news came from the fishing boats that the crisis was over because the government vessel had been capsized by the sea.
Wang Yi glanced at the weather forecast on the ship and questioned his sanity: "Such good weather, yet there are waves over ten meters high? The waves capsized the official vessel and then disappeared, leaving the fishing boat unscathed?! Does this make sense scientifically?"
Tian Yu shook her head: "It doesn't fit, but it's true."
The fishing boat happened to have video recording equipment, and the captain sent the video over.
The waves rose out of nowhere, without warning, and as if they had a specific target in mind, they only wrecked government vessels, ignoring fishing boats.
Looking at the time of the incident again, it coincides with the time when Lu Shimeng and others fell into a coma.
Tian Yu and Wang Yi exchanged a glance, their eyes filled with shock. They seemed to have discovered something incredibly serious!
The US and the UK were naturally unwilling to accept this, so they managed to get a video from the angle of the fishing boat, and after watching it, neither of them said a word.
It looks more like a natural disaster than a man-made one.
But will that work?! We have to get rid of the dirty water.
And so, one amazing report after another was published.
A certain major Eastern power uses harpoons to force the Sea King to work.
Shocking! A certain major Eastern power used a harpoon to stab a sea king in the anus. Is this a distortion of humanity or a decline in morality?
Who can stop the advance of this great Eastern power? Their hands have already reached into marine life.
Chinese netizens were once again shocked by the news from foreign media.
[I have to say, disregarding science and logic, and considering the video, their nonsense seems quite plausible.]
[Hilarious! I'm abroad, and my roommate just asked me if we really possess some kind of mystical power. I said, "If you dare use my makeup again, I'll draw a circle and curse you!"]
[Sherlock Holmes is online. This reminds me of a certain agricultural school...]
[Me too!! Is this agricultural school part of some kind of strategic deception bureau?]
[Dear family members, please add me on WeChat (v50). I'll go ask the principal and find out the truth.]
Netizens are incredibly good at solving cases. The live stream recording of Da Zhouzi was dug up, and Yuan's mother said that agricultural school students went to No. 052 for an internship.
Principal Lin Xiaohe did not have any personal accounts, so they simply went to the agricultural school's official website to leave messages.
[Principal, are you aware that one of your students has gotten into trouble outside?]
[Principal, I admit I used to raise my voice a bit. So, can you tell me, did your student really stab Aquaman in the ass?]
[Principal, does this mean you're all flying in the sky while I'm still running on the ground?]
Inside a villa, a group of second and third-generation rich kids are having a gathering.
A young man flipped through his phone, and his mouth gaped open wide enough to fit a fist.
He hurriedly handed the phone to the man in the center, anxiously saying:
"Brother Zheng, could this really be true? The First Agricultural School in the Central District of Blue Star has real stuff, which is why you refused to go and got a good beating from the old man."
People around gathered around to take a look and were stunned, letting out a chorus of exclamations.
Zheng Zhihua glanced at it and sneered through his nose: "Use your brain, you're all just a bunch of self-media trying to get traffic." The man holding the phone stammered: "But, the person in the video is Sister Shimeng! My dad said that she did go up to 052."
Lu Shimeng is a prime example of a prodigal son who has turned over a new leaf in their circle!
She used to be a member of the "good-for-nothing second-generation" group, indulging in eating, drinking, and having fun. But since entering the agricultural school, she has completely broken away from the group, undergone a complete transformation, and now quotes the principal all the time...
She's no longer a useless person, but someone else's perfect child!
Zheng Zhihua's expression froze. He picked up his phone and read through the whole story. His heart was pounding, and he felt like he had missed something very important.
"Is this fake? How could it be? Look, there hasn't been any official response."
If it's true, how can he bear it when he's already at the gate of the agricultural school but resolutely refuses to enroll?!
Lin Xiaohe, who was addicted to the internet, naturally knew that the official website had been attacked.
However, Lu Shimeng and others made quite a commotion, and many leaders are looking for her.
The leaders who knew the inside story were completely astonished by the students from the agricultural school.
Ordinary human students progress relatively slowly, at most sensing a little bit of Qi, with little change.
The Stardust Human students tended the seeds as if they were their ancestors. When some seeds successfully sprouted, the students said they heard a faint whisper of consciousness.
But this feeling is so mysterious and elusive that it doesn't really shock outsiders.
Lu Shimeng and others were actually able to resonate with ocean energy, and achieved amazing results in actual combat.
This made many leaders uneasy.
Lin Xiaohe has been holding meetings with leaders for the past two days, discussing new cooperation models and their depth.
After finally reaching an agreement, Lin Xiaohe rolled up her sleeves and decided to have a fierce battle with the netizens.
I know about what happened with the students. My attitude is, well done!
[Thanks for the invitation, but I didn't stab anyone in the back. No one dares call themselves a "sea king" in front of me.]
The day we can fly isn't far off. Don't worry, if you can't fly, you can take an airplane.
Lin Xiaohe's reply poured hot oil on an already boiling public opinion.
Netizens commented, "Principal, you've gotten too big for your britches. You're not only fooling the Chinese people, but you're fooling people abroad too."
Lin Xiaohe responded by taking a picture of "Cultivation Manual 1.0," "Cultivation Manual 1.0 (B)," and "Cultivation Manual 1.0 (C)" together, with the caption: "I'm giving you a chance. If you can understand it within three days, come to the agricultural school to take the exam. There are no age or quota restrictions."
The agricultural school's official website immediately uploaded links to three books, which could only be viewed, not downloaded. The viewing password was: "The principal is awesome! The principal is loyal!"
Netizens unanimously replied with vomiting emojis.
Then, things took a wrong turn.
The official news account posted a screenshot of Lin Xiaohe's speech, along with a link to the agricultural school's official website, and the caption: "Thank you, Principal Lin, for your great contributions to humanity!"
The official military channel reposted the news report, adding the sentence: "Principal Lin, please look at us. We can do it!"
The Ministry of Education reposted and liked the post: "Among the millions of Chinese students, there's bound to be one who meets your requirements."
The publicity department forwarded and liked this post: "Principal Lin is truly a role model for us all; we should learn from you!"
The Ministry of Human Resources and Social Security forwarded and praised Principal Lin's vision, saying, "People from all walks of life can also participate!"
Netizens were stunned.
Aren't we doing marketing or playing with memes? What are you guys doing? Why are you taking this so seriously?!
You guys aren't serious, are you?!
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