I farmed in military academy and crushed the entire intergalactic world.

Chapter 349 They pierced Aquaman's anus with harpoons

Old Chen watched Lin Xiaohe grinning and arguing with netizens, and rolled his eyes helplessly: "Is this interesting?"

"Yes, absolutely. I love seeing people get so angry they're jumping up and down, but they can't do anything about it."

Old Chen couldn't help but smile.

Lin Xiaohe, who is so bored that even a passing dog wants to pet her, has become more human.

When I first met Lin Xiaohe, although she acted politely and like a normal person, that was just an act!

Her eyes and her expression were as if she were looking at a group of paramecia; her words and actions were full of disdain.

How can you be so useless? A tiny blue planet like this has 193 countries.

What's there to be afraid of? One word: Do it!

【Ah, destroy! Destroy them all!】

Lin Xiaohe herself may not realize it, but in the eyes of others, Lin Xiaohe is equivalent to a super dangerous person!

Heaven knows how much pressure and risk the country faced before daring to take the first step in cooperating with Lin Xiaohe and establishing the Blue Star Central First Agricultural School.

They weren't afraid that Lin Xiaohe was lying; the worst consequence would be a waste of time and resources.

They were afraid that Lin Xiaohe really had the ability to destroy everything, and that if things went wrong, their entire army could be wiped out.

Thinking about this, Old Chen felt a mix of joy and worry. Over the past year, all 1045 students had made progress, proving that Lin Xiaohe was truly capable.

Old Chen glanced at Lin Xiaohe, who was grinning from ear to ear, and wondered uncertainly, "Lin Xiaohe is having so much fun with her online friends, she probably won't destroy things so easily anymore, right?"

Everything is destroyed, where is she going to find so many entertainers?
Lin Xiaohe had no idea about Lao Chen's difficult emotional journey; she was busy arguing with netizens.

Do you dare to recruit students?

I dare, but I won't confess.

Don't force me to kneel down and beg you!

We were never meant to be; kneeling down won't help.

People were laughing and joking online, vying to use memes and have fun, until a news item from an overseas website suddenly appeared on the trending topics list.

The news comes from the American newspaper, The Washington News, with the headline "A certain Eastern superpower not only burned aliens' butts with cigarette butts, but also forced Aquaman to work with a harpoon."

Um? ? ? ?

Is this news that the human brain could come up with?
……

As the sun sets, the entire sea is dyed orange-red, and the waves gently undulate, breaking the light and shadow of the setting sun into countless golden fragments.

The No. 052 ship cast a long shadow, with seagulls circling around its stern.

"We can finally go home!" The crew members were eager to return home.

Having spent more than half a year at sea, seeing only blue skies, white clouds, and the boundless ocean every day, puts immense psychological pressure on everyone.

Wang Yi nudged his comrade's shoulder and gestured with his lip: "Those students are starting to talk nonsense again."

Tian Yu followed Wang Yiyi's gaze and looked at the deck.

About 20 boys and girls in school uniforms, each holding a harpoon, were muttering to themselves while looking out at the sea.

Tian Yu's eyelids twitched, and she looked away, not wanting to see anymore.

She took a deep breath and advised, "Ignore them. The captain said that as long as it doesn't affect our mission, we should leave each other alone."

Wang Yi pursed her lips, her face showing displeasure.

Initially, they welcomed the students to the 052 ship and were very curious about the purpose of these agricultural students coming to the warship.

Upon meeting them, I discovered that two-thirds of the 20-plus students had served in the military, which greatly increased my positive impression of them.

The turning point when their favorability plummeted was when they discovered that each of the students had a copy of "Cultivation Manual 1.0 (c)".

Wang Yiyi was completely baffled: "Is this the latest popular novel?" A pretty girl, who called herself Lu Shimeng, said with great enthusiasm, like a pyramid scheme member: "No, this is our textbook, written by the great, amazing, and powerful Principal Lin Xiaohe!"

What? !

Wang Yiyi was so shocked that she couldn't even process what was going on: "Oh, that's amazing, what's it about?"

Lu Shimeng was full of anticipation, and even showed Wang Yi the table of contents of the textbook: "It teaches us how to draw upon the energy in our bodies, resonate with the ocean, and control the ocean."

At that time, the entire 052 was deathly silent.

Each member had only one thought in their mind: Oh no, it seems like about 20 members of the cult have come to their ship.

From that day on, their relationship became cold and distant.

Fortunately, this torment is finally coming to an end.

Wang Yi thought to himself, "After we get ashore, we probably won't see each other again, right?"

Sailing against the wind and waves, 052 soon arrived at my country's sea line.

Just as it was about to enter the sea area, 052 received a distress signal from a civilian fishing vessel.

[To the China Coast Guard Command Center and nearby China Coast Guard vessels:]
Emergency distress signal.

我船“闽霞渔运089”号（识别码：MINXIAYUYUN089），在北纬11度15分、东经117度20分海域（我传统渔场范围内）正常作业时，遭遇猴子国方面一艘灰色涂装、舷号不明的公务船（约40米）无理逼近与危险航行。

The other party repeatedly crossed our bow at high speed at extremely close range (less than 100 meters), attempting to force us to change course, and continuously sounded its horn and used a loudspeaker to make provocative announcements. Their actions have seriously endangered the safety of our ship and crew, and there is a risk of collision.

Our vessel has ceased operations and is making every effort to evade, but the other party is tailing and harassing us, and the situation is critical.

We urgently need immediate assistance.

Captain Lin Chenggong of the "Hongxia Fishing Transport 089"

The anger of everyone on board 052 skyrocketed.

The entire warship was moving at full speed when it encountered another warship.

"All alert!"

The two sides exchanged words on the communication channel, neither willing to give in.

Time ticked by, and Tian Yu grew increasingly anxious: "Notify the command center and have them immediately proceed to the location of the fishing boat to prepare for the rescue."

However, the Hongxiayu Yun 089 went too deep, and rescue forces could not arrive in a short time.

At this tense moment, Lu Shimeng, representing the agricultural school students, stepped forward: "Captain, let us give it a try."

"Huh?" the captain asked uncertainly, "How do you plan to try it?"

If any of you dare to ask to touch No. 052, I'll kick you off the ship!
Lu Shimeng said firmly, "Although our individual cultivation levels are insufficient, the combined strength of more than 20 people will definitely be able to draw upon ocean energy and overturn the official vessel."

The captain choked up. "Are you students really that committed?!"

"Okay, let's give it a try."

Whatever, just don't cause trouble.

Lu Shimeng and the others came to the deck and arranged themselves in a concentric circle according to the formation in the book. Then they raised their harpoons and chanted.

Ten minutes later, more than twenty people collapsed to the ground, unconscious.

No. 052…

American warships...

What's going on? Nobody's attacking them.

Every chapter needs to be pre-screened. Sigh, the ink I earn in a day isn't even enough for the pre-screening.

Forced to delete my most memorable quotes, the censorship mechanism has prevented me from becoming a contemporary literary giant.