Everything I bought on online shopping platforms was genuine.

It's absolutely impossible to ask Miss Yuan to slaughter a pig. Let alone slaughter a pig, a pig could easily send her flying high into the air, and its small frame could be smashed into an acute angle.

After Lin Mo finished getting dressed and washing his face, he realized why he had gone there in the first place.

He could have refused, but for some reason, he subconsciously got up and put on his clothes. He couldn't help but marvel at how much influence Miss Yuan had on him.

But now that he's up, there's no reason for him to go back to sleep. If he does, Liu Ruyan will kick him out.

Since she's staying in the city today, she can sleep until nine in the morning, have breakfast, and then go to the company, saving time on the road so she can rest a little longer.

As he took the elevator downstairs, the biting cold wind instantly sobered him up as soon as he stepped out of the building. He then jogged towards the outside of the complex.

There was no way around it; it was too cold, and it was pitch black outside, so it was definitely not time to get up.

Well, at this time of year, few breakfast shops are open; it's probably only sanitation workers who are on duty now.

As soon as he stepped out of the residential area, he spotted Miss Yuan's little purple car. He opened the car door and saw, lo and behold, Zhang Wei was there too.

It seems Zhang Wei's two-day holiday was well worth it; he got up earlier and went to bed later than when he was supposed to be at work.

Seeing this, he boarded the bus directly through the back door.

"Slow down, slow down! Why are you so slow? There are only two little fat pigs. If you're late, you won't get any pork. I'll chop you up first, you little black dog!"

As soon as she got into the car, Miss Yuan, who was driving, began to complain.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo rolled his eyes at him, then patted the passenger seat: "Brother Wei, you're here too?"

"Otherwise what? Sister Yuan called me at 4:10 and gave me 30 minutes to come to her. If I was late, she would beat me to death. I didn't know anything and was just rushed over. But Sister Yuan said there was pork to eat!" Zhang Wei said, his hair like a bird's nest, looking like he hadn't woken up yet.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo sighed. It seemed that Miss Yuan had been kind to him, calling him at five o'clock to let him sleep a little longer.

"Sister Yuan, what kind of pork is this? What's going on?" Lin Mo asked.

Before she could finish speaking, Miss Yuan tossed a phone at her: "See for yourself!"

After saying that, he started the car and turned the steering wheel to follow the navigation towards his destination.

At five in the morning, it was still winter, and the road was very wide at this time of day, with hardly any cars in sight. Miss Yuan also picked up her speed.

Lin Mo looked at his phone, which displayed Li Shiya's account. The latest post was a video he had shared.

It's quite rare; this is the first time Li Shiya's account has reposted someone else's video. You should know that in the past, the most she had ever done was collaborate with the police.

This is the first time this has been shared, and the person who shared it is actually an ordinary person. No, wait, this ordinary person now has over 100,000 followers.

This was due to the efforts of netizens who love a good spectacle, the influence of Miss Yuan's Douyin account, and the reposting by the popular internet celebrity Li Shiya, which further fueled the buzz.

The work is very simple; it's just a casual snapshot paired with text about hiring someone to hold the pig, and the idea is to have cars parked all in front of the house, host a feast of pork stew, and show off in the village.

A quick glance at the comments section revealed something interesting.

Today I absolutely have to try this pork stew!

[Let's form a group!]

[I covered a mere 300 kilometers in no time!]

Save me a pork knuckle, I love it!

"You're fucking shameless! There are only eight pork knuckles from two pigs, why should you get one? I want the pig's tail!"

【You're even more shameless! There are eight pork knuckles left, but only two pig tails!】

【Yes, I have to go! Why wouldn't I? I couldn't get a ticket for Chinese New Year, and I have nowhere to eat anyway. It's just slaughtering a pig, I'll do it!】

You guys help me hold down the knife, I'll stab you. I've killed before, I'm experienced!

Seeing these comments, Lin Mo, who was originally sleepy, suddenly perked up. Goodness, tens of thousands of comments, all of them were asked for, and some people even formed a group chat, insisting on going over to see what was going on.

The car quickly drove out of the city. Lin Mo put down his phone and sighed, "So you're saying you casually cast a Douyin post, got Chuanzi to retweet it, and then just wanted to join in the fun?"

“That’s right, if there’s no fun, then create some!” Miss Yuan said smugly.

Lin Mo:
"Do you even realize you might be in trouble? There are at least several hundred people rushing over here, maybe even over a thousand! They only have two pigs, one bite from each of them and they're gone. What are you trying to do?!"

He understood Li Shiya's popularity, and he also understood all too well the Chinese people's tendency to join in the fun.

It's fine if this kind of thing doesn't become popular, but once it does, just wait and see, the number of people joining in the fun will only increase.

Let alone two pigs, even adding two more would be too much!

"So we need to go early! Last time I had a feast at your hometown, I learned that feasts in the countryside are held in rotation. If we go early, we'll definitely be able to eat in the first round," Miss Yuan said with a shrewd expression. Her expression seemed to say, "Look how smart I am! Come and praise me!"

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo rolled his eyes at him: "Is that what I meant? What I meant was, they only had two pigs in total, and you've eaten them all. What are they going to eat for the New Year?"

"What's there to be afraid of? At worst, I'll just buy her two more pigs. I've already invested 10,000 yuan in Douyin, what do I need two more pigs for? " Miss Yuan said calmly.

As for what trouble she had caused, she didn't care. She only cared about whether there was meat to eat, whether there was any fun to be had, and whether she could get to eat in the first round.

"No way... Chuanzi just forwarded it so readily? How did you convince him?" Lin Mo asked curiously.

Li Shiya is a huge internet celebrity with over eight million followers. If this kind of account were kept in a studio, the company would absolutely not agree to forward this kind of video.

"What's so difficult about that? With me, the sugar daddy, asking, how dare he disagree? He's out of line!" Miss Yuan said smugly.

Lin Mo opened his mouth upon hearing this, but ultimately said nothing.

Yes, the Sichuan girl really can't resist, after all, Miss Yuan now holds the reins of her advertising career, and the video has gone viral, which has also diverted some of the attention from the Sichuan girl.

Soon, drowsiness returned. Lin Mo thought for a moment, then lay down in the back seat. Since he was already on the wrong path, he had no choice but to go all the way. It was time to sleep!

To avoid getting so sleepy that you can't keep your eyes open when you arrive, you won't have the energy to eat!
Soon, the car's heater made him drowsy, and he eventually fell asleep completely.

He was awakened by a series of exclamations after an unknown amount of time.

"Fuck! Fuck!! Fuck!!!"

"What the hell? What happened?" Startled, Lin Mo sat up abruptly from the back seat. A clear cell phone mark appeared on his left cheek, so clear that even the shape of the camera lens was clearly visible.

"Look, Mo Zai, there are so many people and so many cars, all lined up!" Miss Yuan exclaimed.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo looked out the window and discovered that the already narrow dirt road was now lined with a long queue of cars.

This scene was no less grand than when her cousin brought people home to pay respects at her ancestors' graves on October 1st this year.

"Are they all going to eat the pig-slaughtering feast?" Lin Mo asked.

Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan rolled her eyes at him: "Nonsense, didn't you see that these license plates come from all over the country? With so many cars, they can't all be from the village!"
We thought we were early enough, but there were so many people who were here even earlier than us! Ugh! It's all your fault, so slow!

Lin Mo:
What else is there to say? Was it my fault? I didn't give anyone Douyin credit, nor did I ask the Sichuan girl to forward it.

Fortunately, although there were quite a few cars, they were all moving in in an orderly manner, just not very fast.

The three of them only got out of the car when it stopped moving.

It was already 9:30 a.m., and the sky was already bright, but their car hadn't even entered the village.

Left with no other choice, the three had to proceed on foot.

“Wait a minute, is it really appropriate for the three of us to come empty-handed?” Zhang Wei suddenly said.

Upon hearing this, the two fell silent.

Miss Yuan didn't think about it at all, and neither did Lin Mo. After all, their minds weren't clear that morning, and they just joined the tour group without even asking if they wanted to go.

"Ahem, well, Zhang Wei, you help with the pig feeding, and Mo Zai, you cook. Consider it our food expenses," Miss Yuan said somewhat embarrassedly.

After saying that, the three of them followed the flow of people and headed into the village.

The destination was obvious; you could see a huge crowd of people in front of a house from a distance.

When the three arrived, they saw a young woman about their age standing awkwardly at her doorstep, nervously clasping her hands. She looked completely bewildered by the large group of people around her.

Miss Yuan, without any hesitation, stepped forward and pointed to Lin Mo behind her, laughing, "Hey, we're here to slaughter the pig! This is Li Shiya's classmate. Some people online call him 'Brother Hand.' He's the one who asked Li Shiya to help share your video. We're here to help!"

Upon hearing this, both Lin Mo and the young woman were taken aback.

What the hell? You just spout nonsense? Is it my fault that I have to take the blame?

Noticing the girl's gaze, Lin Mo's eyes widened: "No, no!"

"It's really you!"

Lin Mo: "No, it's her!"

Miss Yuan: "I don't know Li Shiya!"

Lin Mo:
(End of this chapter)