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Chapter 823 The Enemy's Imbalance
Lin Mo's ability to hold off Miss Yuan alone is no less difficult than a Sichuan girl defending LeBron James one-on-one on a basketball court.
Not only is it extremely difficult, but it is also extremely dangerous; there is a risk of losing one's own mother due to carelessness.
However, in order to become rich overnight, Lin Mo was still willing to take the plunge and give it a try, but he was immediately exposed as soon as he opened his mouth.
Who is Miss Yuan? As soon as Lin Mo said he wanted to stall her, she knew what he meant.
Sure enough, before the two of them could even have breakfast, the flat-chested little girl came over and kicked the door open.
'bang bang bang'
"Little black dog, open the door! I'm here! Who are you trying to hold off?"
"If you don't explain yourself clearly, you better not take a dump today, or I'll take all your toilet paper! Open the door!"
'bang bang bang'
Hearing the sound of the door being kicked, Lin Mo looked helplessly at Liu Ruyan sitting on the sofa and said, "What should we do? Play dead?"
"You made this mess, so you have to deal with it yourself. But let me remind you, this is our house now, and this door wasn't cheap. You decide what to do," Liu Ruyan said with a smile as she sat on the sofa.
Besides enjoying the warmth of being with Lin Mo, she also loves watching him bicker with his friends. It's so entertaining, like watching a live stand-up comedy show, and the best part is, it's free.
"Damn it, why didn't you say so earlier?" Upon hearing this, Lin Mo hurriedly went to open the door, and the next second, a standard Leo flying kick was kicked in.
"Don't open the door! Weren't you going to stall me? Here I come! Come on, stall me! You little black dog, you're really something! Because of your mess, your sister Yuan has been exhausted, lost her appetite, lost a lot of games, and even vomited from drinking yogurt."
Before Miss Yuan could finish speaking, Lin Mo quickly interjected, "Hey, hey, hey, this noob, I admit I'm wrong, but you can't blame everything on me! You have no appetite? What does your losing streak in the game have to do with me? And wait, what's that thing behind you?!"
Just kidding. Although Miss Yuan is good to him, you can't wrong him. Loss of appetite is even more absurd. But he had only said half of it when he saw two boxes of Anmuxi yogurt at the door.
Hearing this, Miss Yuan smiled awkwardly, feeling a little embarrassed. She felt that she had accidentally shifted all the blame onto others. She quickly turned around and brought in two boxes of yogurt from the doorway, saying, "Forget it, Sister Yuan, I'm magnanimous and won't hold a grudge. Let's just let this go today. Here, I also brought you a gift."
"Oh right, you haven't had breakfast yet, have you? Perfect, have some with the yogurt!"
Lin Mo:
He hadn't even finished a few bottles of the two cases in his fridge when two more cases arrived today.
Before he could react, Miss Yuan began violently unpacking the box.
"Wow~~ The sun must have risen in the west today! Yuanyuan, you actually brought things over?" Liu Ruyan walked over and said with some surprise.
Upon hearing this, Lin Mo quickly pulled her aside: "You're overthinking it. There's another wall downstairs from Sister Yuan. She's here to use up her stock!"
Sure enough, the next second, Miss Yuan said with some disappointment, "Bitch! I didn't win again. Heaven is truly blind!"
As she spoke, she pushed the box away, saying, "You didn't say anything, so people won't say I'm stingy."
She then ran to the refrigerator, opened it, and saw a row of yogurts inside. After counting them, Miss Yuan turned to the two of them and said disdainfully, "Are you two any good? The two of you didn't even leave the house yesterday, and you drank four bottles? Are you two raising fish here? Can't you do it?"
Lin Mo:
Liu Ruyan:
Listen to this, is this even human language?
Two cases. Even though each case only has eight bottles, two cases still have sixteen bottles. If the two of them drink four bottles a day, that's not bad, is it? This stuff is just a beverage; you can't eat it three times a day like a meal!
They're even raising fish! If they were to drink all sixteen bottles of these, each of them would have to drink eight bottles a day. Wouldn't they get acid reflux afterward?
Half an hour later, at the dining table, Miss Yuan was eating fried eggs, porridge, and egg pancakes, devouring them like a whirlwind. It seemed that she had drunk too much yogurt, which caused stomach acid and greatly increased her appetite.
"Little brother~ she's just here to freeload, isn't she?" Liu Ruyan said helplessly to Miss Yuan.
Hearing this, Lin Mo sighed: "No, you're only just realizing it now? Isn't it obvious?"
"And why aren't you eating? Why are you drinking yogurt so early in the morning?"
"I'm on a diet," Liu Ruyan said, sipping yogurt and eating a boiled egg.
Upon seeing this, Miss Yuan's eyes lit up: "Drinking yogurt is good, drinking yogurt is healthy. Mozi, give me Liu Ruyan's share!"
Helpless, Lin Mo could only hand over the breakfast in front of Liu Ruyan and then said, "Sister Yuan, as you can see, there's really no room in the refrigerator. We can't just put it in the freezer, can we? Don't take any more, or we really won't be able to drink it!"
His refrigerator is actually quite large, with a large refrigeration space and four doors, but you can't just put yogurt in it all!
"Alright, alright, I know, you two pieces of trash. Look at Squad Leader Wang and the others, they each ate almost a whole box yesterday!"
Upon hearing this, Lin Mo's eyes widened: "Uh, are they alright?"
"Okay, but the girl from Sichuan has diarrhea. I heard it's all white stool. The class monitor and the other two girls have been experiencing acid reflux, so they're staying home today and not going to work."
"But those twins were really nice, very radiant. I just don't know why they didn't stay a couple more days. They bought plane tickets and left yesterday!" Miss Yuan said in a serious tone.
Liu Ruyan:
Lin Mo:
Can't we stop running? If we don't run, they'll still poop white stuff, and their pee will change color no matter what we do.
"Hey, hey, hey, we're eating. How disgusting!" Liu Ruyan said with a look of disgust.
Miss Yuan was furious: "So what? Don't you poop? Besides, you haven't eaten!"
As he spoke, he took a big bite of the egg pancake, enjoying it immensely.
After a simple breakfast, Lin Mo tidied up, while Liu Ruyan and Miss Yuan sat on the sofa to rest.
"Yuanyuan, I heard you went out with a pair of twins these past few days. Where did they go having fun?" Liu Ruyan asked with a smile.
Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan said with a smug look, "That's right, we went to Jiangning's food court, ancient city, aquarium, amusement park, and also played in a haunted house, escape room, murder mystery game, and had a bath and massage."
It's so awesome! I even have someone to warm my bed for me tonight. Honestly, I can't tell them apart. Double the happiness!
Her body is soft and fragrant, and her long legs are smooth. I wish I were a man.
"It's only because Mo-zai is with you that I've made him experience double the happiness!"
Hearing this, Lin Mo, who was in the kitchen, secretly gave Miss Yuan a thumbs up. Sister Yuan is really a good person; she really thinks of you when there are good things to do.
"Tch, I'm two for the take!" Liu Ruyan said dismissively, confident in her looks. To this, Miss Yuan sneered, "You don't understand that kind of pleasure; I can't talk to you about it!"
“What do you know? All you can do is get people spitting on you,” Liu Ruyan said.
Miss Yuan: "Who said that? I can touch those long legs! Four of them! I'll carry them on my shoulders and touch them!"
As soon as she finished speaking, Liu Ruyan stood up and faced Miss Yuan, who was sitting on the sofa. Then, she lifted her leg and placed a straight thigh directly on Miss Yuan's shoulder: "How is it? It's white, slender, and long. Come and touch it!"
Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan subconsciously reached out and touched it twice, but immediately realized what she was doing. She then stood up, lifting Liu Ruyan by one leg, forcing Liu Ruyan to stand on one leg, and then shouted towards the kitchen:
"Mo Zai, come quick! The enemy is off balance! Use the Six Meridians Divine Sword's Guan Chong Sword technique to strike the enemy's lower path!"
Upon hearing this, Lin Mo glanced outside and saw that Liu Ruyan's leg was being carried on Miss Yuan's shoulder, and she was trying to maintain her balance. Miss Yuan was about to launch a sneak attack with her sword finger, but her arms were too short to reach it, so she called out to him.
The Guanchong Sword of the Six Meridians Divine Sword, isn't that the middle finger of the right hand? Upon seeing this posture, Lin Mo immediately rolled his eyes. Just kidding, I can have a girlfriend, why would I need the Six Meridians Divine Sword?
Finally, after Liu Ruyan broke free, she pressed Miss Yuan down on the sofa and spanked her little bottom several times before she was done.
However, Miss Yuan didn't care. Anyway, she wore a lot of clothes in winter, so it didn't hurt at all.
After having breakfast and staying for a while, Lin Mo and the other two set off promptly at 10:00 AM.
Miss Yuan drove her beloved electric car recklessly on the road, directly activating the intelligent driving mode, cutting in line, overtaking, and changing lanes with great decisiveness.
Lin Mo shamelessly followed behind, watching helplessly as Miss Yuan marked several weaklings.
Liu Ruyan's car had already been marked as weak, so naturally she didn't take it seriously.
As for how many of the cars that were cut off were cursing and swearing, that's anyone's guess. Luckily, this car didn't have a mother, so it wasn't afraid of being cursed at.
A little after eleven o'clock, the three arrived at Miss Yuan's house. That's right, they didn't go to Liu Ruyan's house, but went to Miss Yuan's villa, which was not far away.
"Auntie, what do you mean by this? Why are the three of us here?"
In the living room on the first floor, Miss Yuan asked curiously, "I was thinking of going to see what the fuss was about."
Hearing this, Liu Ruyan, sipping her hot water, smiled and said, "You can come over there. My brother and I will wait here!"
"That's true!" Miss Yuan's eyes lit up, and she immediately stood up: "Well, you two stay here, I'll go check the situation first!"
After saying that, she ran over and left the two strangers at her own home.
After Miss Yuan left, Liu Ruyan smiled and then said to Lin Mo, "Aren't you curious why my mother asked us to come here?"
Lin Mo nodded. How could he not be curious? After all, he had woken up early this morning just to come and see.
"Of course I don't want you to be exposed in front of others," Liu Ruyan said with a smile.
Hearing this, Lin Mo was a little confused: "What do you mean?"
"Duh, to put it simply, it's okay to announce to the public that we're dating, but my mom doesn't want outsiders to know that this came from your side, otherwise you'll be in trouble later."
Besides, I have a whole family here now. If you go over, I'll have to introduce you to each and every one of them.
Of course, my mom also wants to use this to increase our family's network of connections.
If you were to stand in the spotlight, those families would be no pushovers; investigating your background would be a piece of cake, and there's no guarantee that someone wouldn't have ulterior motives.
"You shouldn't have the heart to harm others, but you can't be without the heart to guard against them. With my house in front, you just need to collect the money in the back," Liu Ruyan said reproachfully.
Hearing this, Lin Mo realized that if he went over there and people found out that he was the one who took the item, there might be other troubles. It was better to keep a low profile and make money quietly. After all, having such a capable mother-in-law to protect him was incredibly comfortable.
When they drove over just now, they did see that the courtyard of Liu Ruyan's villa was filled with luxury cars and there were definitely dozens of people there.
On the other side, just as Liu Ruyan had expected, when Miss Yuan entered, the large living room on the first floor of Liu Ruyan's house was already full of people.
Ms. Cheng was dressed in a black cheongsam today, looking radiant. Her hair was styled in a bun and secured with a wooden hairpin. She held a Gong fan in her hand, exuding an outstanding aura.
On the table was a row of square boxes carved from white jade, exquisitely packaged, making it clear at a glance that these things wouldn't be cheap.
"Everyone, I won't say anything more. I believe you all know that today is our mini-trade meeting."
I organized this event because I was asked to do so by someone else, and also because some of my sisters asked me to.
As for the results, just look at my family and Lao Yuan's family's to see.
The payment method is pay after use; if you are not satisfied with the results, you don't have to pay.
There are 24 portions in total, and the number of people has already been ordered. One portion per person. If you want to buy more, please don't ask.
As for the price, I'm not holding an auction. It's 225 million, no bargaining, cash only. Anyone want to try first?
Ms. Cheng spoke softly, her voice clear yet composed. Although she had returned to her family, her decisive and authoritative aura was still evident, making her a true strong woman.
With just a few simple words, their concerns were dispelled. The rules, prices, and payment methods were explained, and the "pay later" option was adopted, which put everyone at ease. They then got straight to the point.
As for small talk? What's the point of small talk? If the food isn't good, small talk won't help.
"I come!"
"Me too, me too!"
"Xiao Cheng, we agreed that I would try it first!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the entire living room erupted into chaos.
(End of this chapter)
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