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Chapter 756 Yuan Hua?

Lin Mo and Liu Ruyan were both horrified when they saw Miss Yuan, who looked like a bandit.

Just five minutes ago, the first batch of ingredients in the pot had just been cooked, and the two were about to start their lunch when there was a rapid knock on the door.

Liu Ruyan was taken aback, while Lin Mo's heart skipped a beat.

Then, when he opened the living room door and saw Miss Yuan, who was wrapped up tightly in her clothes, his heart, which had been hanging in suspense, completely died.

Just as she feared, Miss Yuan smelled the delicious food as soon as he opened the door. Her eyes lit up, and she kicked off her shoes and ran in.

Then Liu Ruyan learned what it meant to be Pigsy and why he was appointed as the Clean Altar Messenger, and she also learned why her little man was so worried that Yuan Meng would come.

As a result, after Miss Yuan came in, she grabbed her chopsticks and started eating with both hands, refusing to eat any vegetables and instead picking out meat.

Of the plate of prepared prawns that Liu Ruyan poured in, she only managed to catch one herself; the rest all ended up in Miss Yuan's stomach.

As for Lin Mo, he didn't sit down at all!
When he came back, Miss Yuan had already finished several shrimp. Not only did she eat them, but she ate them very quickly and wasn't afraid of getting burned. In no time, the shrimp meat was completely gone, leaving only a pile of shrimp shells.

Then the plate of shrimp was gone, leaving the two of them dumbfounded.

Lin Mo strongly suspected that Miss Yuan's appetite had been further inflated by that sip of apple cider vinegar yesterday.

Although she only took a few bites, it still had an effect. To cut through the richness, she even ate a cucumber herself.

Then she uttered her first words upon entering: "Boss, no shrimp!"

Looking at Miss Yuan like this, anyone who didn't know better would think she hadn't eaten for days and was starving. Neither of them dared to stop her, for fear that she would eat people.

Lin Mo poured the remaining half plate of shrimp into the pot. Fortunately, the pot was large enough that it seemed Miss Yuan wouldn't be able to catch any shrimp for a while.

"Cough cough, Yuanyuan, eat slowly! Your little brother's cleaver is almost sparking!" Liu Ruyan urged as she quickly stuffed meat into her mouth.

There was no other way; if she didn't rush to eat, she would starve to death today. You see, Lin Mo had just cut up a whole plate of meat, at least a pound, and she had only eaten so much, but it was almost gone.

Lin Mo only ate a couple of bites hastily, and seeing the situation, he quickly returned to the kitchen to continue cutting meat.

"Why don't you eat slower? I think you just want to eat more and take more than you can eat. You're trying to fleece the socialist system. I despise you," Miss Yuan muttered as she stuffed mutton into her mouth.

Liu Ruyan:
"I'm taking advantage of you? I'm overeating? Do you want to listen to what you're saying? How much did I eat, and how much did you eat? Besides, this is my boyfriend!"

"Tch, these are my dearest friends and brothers. We're sworn brothers who sang 'Dog's Slope' together. Before you came, I was the one protecting Mo-zai. Why can't I eat here?" Miss Yuan said righteously.

Are you kidding me? Mo Zai and she have been together for so many years. If she were to ascend the throne one day, Mo Zai would be her crown prince. What is Liu Ruyan then? They have no real friendship, and their relationship is so-so. She's just a lowly woman who rose to power through her body, yet she dares to emphasize her status.

If she hadn't protected Lin Mo back then, Lin Mo would have been forced to resign by Fatty Dong long ago, and it would have been her turn to take over.

"This is my home!" Liu Ruyan exclaimed angrily.

Miss Yuan: "This house belongs to my family!"

Liu Ruyan: "I'll buy it!"

Miss Yuan: "Not for sale!"

Liu Ruyan: "My man!"

Miss Yuan: "My brother, have you read Romance of the Three Kingdoms? When Zhang Fei intercepted the river to save A Dou, did you see Sun Shangxiang dare to curse him? She only bullied Old Zhao because he was an intellectual."

Brothers are like hands and feet, wives are like clothes, don't you understand? Clothes can be changed every day, but how can you cut off your hands and feet so easily?

You're just Mozi's wife, and with the divorce rate so high these days, who knows if it'll last a lifetime? But I'll be his brother for life!

Liu Ruyan, furious, pointed at Miss Yuan and yelled, "You son of a bitch!"

Miss Yuan: "You're getting anxious! You're getting anxious, Mo-zai, look, she's getting anxious!"

Hearing this, Lin Mo poked his head out from the kitchen: "Who's in a hurry?"

Liu Ruyan:
"Get lost, go back to cutting your own meat!"

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo silently shrank back.

Just kidding, I didn't expect Liu Ruyan to be so angry she was practically steaming. She was literally steaming. When he came out just now, he saw white steam rising from Liu Ruyan's head; he couldn't tell if it was from the heat or from the steam.

In this situation, saving your life is the most important thing.

It's important to understand that Emperor Ruyan's battery is simply full; it's not that it can't be charged anymore.

Just as a phone can be plugged in even when fully charged, Liu Ruyan could do the same.

Liu Ruyan was so angry she was panting heavily, but when she looked at Miss Yuan, who was eating and drinking as usual and had almost scooped all the meat out of the pot, she couldn't help but laugh in exasperation.

It has to be said that Miss Yuan has put all her wits into food; in the realm of food, her intelligence is second only to Einstein.

In the kitchen, Lin Mo cut out two more pounds of meat, and the three of them continued eating.

Fortunately, after eating, Miss Yuan slowed down her eating pace, and the situation was stabilized.

"Sister Yuan, what brings you here?" Lin Mo asked.

Miss Yuan has been here for over half an hour, and we've only just started talking. It's unbelievable.

“There’s a destiny at play here. I was at home when I suddenly felt that there was a connection between us, so I came over,” Miss Yuan said with a smile.

Lin Mo:
"Stop messing around. Although I admit that you have a keen sense of smell, Sister Yuan, you can't treat me like a child!"

"Tch~ You're so easy to tease. Anyway, I just thought you guys were bored at home because it's snowing today, so I wanted to take you out to have some fun. I didn't expect that my timing was perfect. How did you know I didn't eat breakfast?" Miss Yuan asked.

Lin Mo rolled her eyes at him and said, "I don't know if it's possible or not. Forget it, what's so fun about snowing? I might as well stay home and sleep!"

"Who said there isn't? I have a comic convention to attend this afternoon. How about it, want to go and broaden your horizons? The girls there are all dressed more and more scantily than the last!" Miss Yuan raised her eyebrows and said.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo glanced at Emperor Ruyan, who was standing to the side with a dangerous look in his eyes, and quickly said, "Well, never mind then, this person isn't interested in anime conventions!"

"No way! Chuanmei already agreed, saying that Li Shiya will be there in her true form. The class monitor and the others are all going too. Come on, let's join in the fun!" Miss Yuan coaxed.

Seeing this, Lin Mo was still about to refuse when Liu Ruyan interrupted, "Okay!"

Lin Mo: ? ? ?
"Wait, why are you still interested in anime conventions?"

"Isn't this so you can easily see beautiful women? Besides, if the imposter Li Shiya can attend comic conventions, then can't I, Liu Ruyan, just play myself?" Liu Ruyan said with a smile.

Upon hearing this, both Miss Yuan and Lin Mo leaned back strategically.

"No... are you Liu Ruyan? You haven't been possessed by some evil spirit, have you?" Miss Yuan asked doubtfully.

You should know that Liu Ruyan has never been interested in these things.

Lin Mo asked in disbelief, "No, you're going to cosplay Liu Ruyan?"

"Why would I need to cosplay? I am, okay?" Liu Ruyan chuckled.

Lin Mo shook his head: "No, that's not what I meant. I meant, why did you suddenly want to go to a comic convention? Have you lost your mind?"

As he spoke, he touched Liu Ruyan's forehead. She didn't have a fever. Shouldn't Liu Ruyan refuse to participate in such a boring activity?

"Get lost, I'm bored at home too, okay? Since that's the case, I'll just go with you guys and join in the fun," Liu Ruyan explained.

Lin Mo: "You've been transformed by Yuan Hua?"

Miss Yuan: "Why are you calling me 'brother'?"

“It’s not Yuan Hua, it’s Yuan Hua, like you, Sister Yuan, transformed, or Yuan Hua for short!” Lin Mo said.

Miss Yuan: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻