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Chapter 544 I'm a coward, don't tell my mom!
Chapter 544 I'm a coward, don't tell my mom!
Lin Mo's expression at this moment was absolutely priceless. He never expected that Professor Li, this highly respected old Chinese medicine doctor, would have such an abstract side.
He said he was better at taking women's pulses, but Professor Li then said he was better at gynecology. Did he mean that?
Although both are targeted at women, the differences between them are worlds apart.
"It's not gynecology, it's just that I'm better at taking a woman's pulse. My recent practice subjects have all been women, so I'm more familiar with women's pulses," Lin Mo said with a wry smile.
As soon as he finished speaking, Professor Li, Pan Limin, and Fan Peng all wore identical expressions, looking completely bewildered.
Simply put, it means they didn't understand or weren't sure.
It should be noted that the people present were all students of Traditional Chinese Medicine. Although there are differences in the pulse between men and women, the main differences lie in the strength and rhythm of the pulse.
Generally speaking, a man's pulse is stronger and faster than a woman's.
However, pulse can be affected by a variety of factors, such as age, height, weight, exercise, physical condition, etc.
It can be said that unless a woman is pregnant, there is not much difference in the pulse between men and women.
How could you possibly take a woman's pulse but not a man's?
Professor Li had lived for so many years and this was the first time he had ever heard such a bizarre claim, so his immediate reaction was just two words—disbelief!
Not only Professor Li, but also Pan Limin and Fan Peng felt the same way, since this was not the same kind of traditional Chinese medicine they had studied!
It's said that true geniuses specialize in one subject, but even if my junior brother specializes in one subject, it can't be this extreme, right?
"Junior brother, this isn't right. Although I haven't put much effort into pulse diagnosis, I know that while the pulses of men and women are different, it shouldn't cause us doctors to become so biased."
"Putting everything else aside, even Xiao Fan, that blockhead, didn't say he was this unbalanced in his studies!" Pan Limin said.
Fan Peng, who was standing to the side, opened his mouth, glanced at his teacher, and then didn't dare to say anything.
He was already disliked, and now that his junior brother had finally made a mistake, he'd better not get involved. It wouldn't be good if the teacher criticized his junior brother and dragged him into it.
"It just feels natural. I'm a beginner myself, so it might be psychological, but I feel more confident and comfortable taking a woman's pulse," Lin Mo said through gritted teeth.
Now that things have come to this, he has no choice but to stick to his guns, otherwise he won't be able to explain himself!
Professor Li then thought for a moment and decided to be more cautious: "Limin, go and call a few nurses over, all of similar age. I want to see what's wrong with him!"
"Okay, teacher!" Pan Limin quickly replied, then turned to Fan Peng beside him and said, "What are you looking at? Hurry up and go find a few people to borrow!"
"No, didn't the teacher tell you to go? I have to, I'll go, I'll go, okay?" Fan Peng was indignant and was about to argue, but after looking at the situation, he decided to swallow his anger.
He thought that with his junior brother's arrival, he would finally be no longer at the bottom of the food chain, but now he sees that he is still the same boy he used to be, without the slightest change.
As for why Pan Limin didn't go, well, although Professor Li is a highly respected senior and the vice president of the hospital, his lineage has a notorious reputation in the hospital.
Over the years, many of Professor Li's students have come here for standardized training. None of them are easy to deal with; they haven't caused any major trouble, but they've had their share of minor mishaps. Most of them have either left or been transferred. Those who stayed have now become the backbone of the hospital.
If you ask which department annoys them the most, without a doubt it's the nurses, especially the head nurse, because when they make mistakes, it's always the nurses who discover them first, and then the head nurse comes chasing after them with a big bone stick.
Even back then, Pan Limin had to clean up Professor Li's messes quite a bit and was scolded by the head nurse. Over the years, although he has become a key member of the team, he still avoids the head nurse and her group of nurses whenever possible; it's almost become an instinct.
Normally, we'd be trying to avoid him, so how could he possibly come to us willingly? Luckily, there's still a grudge around.
Soon, Xiao Fan was chased after by the plump head nurse carrying a large bone stick, followed by four nurses of different ages.
The youngest were in their early twenties, some even eighteen or nineteen, while the oldest were in their late thirties. The head nurse, a seasoned player, strode over with an imposing air.
"Dean Li, what brings you here? Let's get this straight, everything else is fine, but please don't stop us when we're dealing with this brat."
"Today he gave a case of an ovarian cyst to a man, almost making him think our hospital had made a misdiagnosis. If I don't teach him a lesson, I'll get an ovarian cyst from anger." Head Nurse Cai Xiaofang pointed at Fan Peng with a large bone and said.
This scene terrified Fan Peng, who quickly shrank behind Lin Mo, crying out, "Junior brother, junior brother, save me! I'm doing this for you!"
Hearing Fan Peng call him "junior brother," head nurse Fan Xiaofang couldn't help but look over and sized him up: "He's not bad looking, but hopefully he's not a nuisance. You should learn from Dean Li properly, and don't end up like these two, who don't know anything at the hospital. All those years of university knowledge have gone to waste!"
Lin Mo: ? ? ?
Pan Limin:
Professor Li: ε=(ο`*)))
There's nothing we can do; the student is just not up to par. Otherwise, with his medical skills, he wouldn't have suffered such a humiliation.
While his students posed no threat to him in academia, they were all capable of ruining his reputation in the education sector.
Over the years, only Shen Qingnan's graduation has made things the least troublesome for him; the rest... let's not even mention them!
“Xiao Fang, this is my last disciple, Lin Mo. He’s really different from my other students; he’s talented,” Professor Li tried to explain. Although he knew his lineage had a bad reputation in the hospital, he was already this old, wasn’t he just trying to prove himself?
He is now counting on his disciple to turn the tide and save the sect's reputation.
Besides, he had seen Lin Mo's talent firsthand; he was definitely a promising young talent, so how could he possibly make such a basic mistake?
Upon hearing this, head nurse Cai Xiaofang put down the large bone stick and chuckled, "Dean Li, tell me yourself, is there any credibility to what you're saying?"
Fan Peng, you said this is your last disciple, and then there's Wang Gang who left, Chen Yang and Zhao Kai who were transferred, Ma Xiaoli who quit her job because she was pregnant, Tang Wanyuan who was scammed out of 46,000 yuan after meeting people online three times and finally gave up on work and returned to his hometown, Zhao Jianbai, Jing Yubo, Peng Jianxing, Jiang Shuiyue, and him, Pan Limin, which one of them is easy to deal with? And I haven't even mentioned them all, there are more above that."
"Alright, alright, I was wrong. Head Nurse, calm down. Xiao Lin, quickly pour Aunt Cai a glass of water to help her calm down. Don't get too angry, or you might hurt yourself." Seeing that Head Nurse Cai was about to reveal more, Professor Li quickly stopped her.
He had always maintained a high level of prestige in front of his newly accepted student, but now that he's done this, how is he supposed to teach students in the future? Isn't this drastically diminishing the prestige of the sect?
Sure enough, when he looked at his new student again, he noticed that Lin Mo's gaze had started to change.
It's no wonder Lin Mo's expression changed; there was no way around it, this scene had a huge impact on him.
He had always thought his sect was the kind of powerful and respected organization that was respected in any hospital, at least in all the hospitals in Jiangning. But now, it seemed like everyone disliked him. Was it too late for him to quit now?
Moreover, he finally understood why Aunt Cai was so annoyed with their lineage; he only needed to listen to these two sentences his master said to understand.
Sure enough, every stream has its source and every tree has its roots; these students are infuriating because they learned it from Professor Li.
No wonder Professor Mu said that people who study traditional Chinese medicine are infuriating; so that's what he was waiting for!
It has to be said that this also shows that Professor Li must have had a very sharp tongue when he was young.
Seeing that Nurse Cai was about to get angry, Lin Mo quickly poured a glass of water: "Aunt Cai, please have some water. My master just spoke without thinking. Please don't mind him. Please sit down!"
Seeing this, Cai Xiaofang sat down, took a sip of water, took a few deep breaths, and said, "Hmm, not bad, much better than your few clueless senior brothers and sisters. Study hard, and if you can stay at the hospital for your residency training, Aunt Cai can't guarantee anything else, but finding you a wife shouldn't be a problem."
Of course, it's okay if you don't study hard. You'd better never get sick in your life. Otherwise, if you get hemorrhoids or appendicitis, I'll definitely bring all the nurses over to shave you!
It has to be said that Head Nurse Cai is quite kind-hearted; she even wanted to introduce him to someone, even though he already had a girlfriend. He still felt a bit more favorably toward this person.
"No way, I'll definitely do my best," Lin Mo said with a smile, then turned to his senior brother, Xiao Fan, behind him and asked, "Senior brother, what is skin preparation?"
Fan Peng: "It's just to remove your hair!"
Lin Mo: ? ? ?
Pan Limin: "I'll shave your bottom clean, and then I'll show it off in public, surrounded by a group of nurses."
You had a senior classmate named Zhao Kai who always angered Sister Cai. Then, when he got hemorrhoids, she had all the nurses watch him get his shaving done, and he ended up dying from the shock. He voluntarily transferred away. You get the picture?
Lin Mo: Σ(⊙▽⊙“a
"Is it that serious? This is way too dangerous!"
In response, Pan Limin continued, "Not only that, but by your generation, the two sides have accumulated grudges for a long time. If you perform well, that's fine, but if you don't, I just hope you don't get sick. Even if you have health problems, try to go to other hospitals."
Back then, Xiao Zhao only shaved his skin while the others watched. If it were you, with your appearance, Sister Cai would have to have all the nurses handle you.
Junior brother, take care of yourself!
Lin Mo: (ΩДΩ)
It has to be said that he seems to have gotten involved in some extraordinary sect war!
With his small frame, he should never get sick and come to this hospital. Luckily, he doesn't plan to become a doctor, otherwise, Fan Peng's situation today would be his tomorrow.
Even though he had never met his senior brother Zhao Kai before, just hearing his name made him dizzy with fear.
Meanwhile, Professor Li had already begun explaining his request to the other party.
"It's like this, Xiaofang. Xiaolin is my last disciple. I guarantee that this is truly the last one. But a problem has arisen today. This child has just learned pulse diagnosis, but he is only good at taking the pulse of women. I've never heard of this before, so I called you all over to see what's going on with him. I want to see if he's lying or telling the truth," Professor Li said.
Upon hearing this, Head Nurse Cai's eyes widened: "What the heck? I haven't even had my junior nurses practice on him yet, and he wants to practice on us first? Fine, okay, he's here to challenge us. Young man, your courage is commendable. Today I'll let you practice on him properly. Xiao Ran, go and call a few more people over so that Dean Li's esteemed student can practice on him properly."
"You young ladies are too prone to health problems. If his apprentice can't cure you, there's still your teacher, an expert appointment. Why not take him? Let's see who's sick!"
She hadn't even let the nurses under her wing touch Lin Mo yet, and this guy actually dared to take their pulses first, and even wanted to touch each girl's pulse. What was this if not a provocation?
In Head Nurse Cai's eyes, this was no ordinary pulse-taking; it was clearly a challenge. Dean Li wanted to get back at Professor Li through her apprentice, and she had to let Professor Li's faction know that they hadn't been scolded for nothing.
"Okay, I'll go right away," a young nurse said, glancing at Lin Mo before turning and running off.
Fan Peng patted him on the shoulder: "Go, junior brother! Show them what's what!"
Pan Limin chimed in, adding fuel to the fire: "That's right, junior brother, tell Sister Cai and the others that our lineage isn't cowardly, everyone here is a hero!"
Professor Li opened his mouth but didn't say anything. After all, things had already developed to this point, and it was too late for him to stop them. Didn't he see that they were all too caught up in the situation?
Upon seeing this, Lin Mo immediately sensed something was terribly wrong: "No, I'm a coward, I really am a coward, don't tell my mom!"
Just kidding, this feels like something big is about to happen. Can he handle it with his small frame?
Everyone:.
(End of this chapter)
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