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Chapter 340 Completely crazy
This...this is how it begins? Apart from Miss Yuan herself, none of the three of them expected it to happen so suddenly.
You were being so polite with the security guard just now, how come you started fighting without saying a word as soon as you came in!
It was indeed embarrassing, how could she not have reacted at all? She had to rely on Miss Yuan to start the fight herself. But I have to say, Miss Yuan is really something!

Soon, a group of six security personnel arrived, carrying shields and forks. They were all young and strong men, which made people feel at ease.

Because it was just a performance, no one screamed. Instead, the parents outside the playground cheered as the thugs entered.

"They're here, the criminals are entering!"

"Start the fight! Begin the fight!"

"Hit him! Hit his mother!"

"Should we hit him or his mother?"

"Hey? There's another little girl here, with pigtails, and she's so cute!"

"If I had known there was a little girl mixed in with the thugs, I would have attacked!"

"Huh? That thug is pretty burly. Even though he's wearing a mask, he still looks a bit fierce. I just don't know if we can fight him!"

"I hope it's not all show and no substance. If it were me, I could at least trade one for one."

Parents outside the playground saw the criminals enter and began to discuss it, especially the burly man with pigtails, who attracted the attention of most of them.

But the people on the playground had no other thoughts. Six security guards in uniform surrounded them, and a woman in uniform stood in front of the children.

A group of little ones hid behind the woman like eagles catching chicks, including Miss Yuan's eldest niece, the little baby Qianqian.

All four men drew their makeshift weapons and confronted the security personnel, none of them making any rash moves.

"Sister Yuan, how should we fight?" Lin Mo asked.

Since Miss Yuan started the fight with her own body, there has been no turning back in this kindergarten-level battle. Fortunately, she is no longer a weakling; on the contrary, she is now terrifyingly strong.

Lin Mo himself did not expect that his basic combat proficiency, which he had just mastered, would come in handy so soon, although he used it in a rather strange way.

He originally intended to act as a protector, bravely confronting criminals and becoming a hero, but unexpectedly, on his first attempt, he became the villain.

Sure enough, every skill finds its own way and always manages to be displayed in strange and wonderful ways. To be honest, he's actually feeling a little excited right now.

Upon hearing this, even surrounded by several security personnel wielding shields and forks, Miss Yuan remained calm and composed, saying, "How do we fight? Never played a game before? Kill the shield dogs first!"

No sooner had the words left his mouth than the "macho man" wielding a pink spiked club stepped forward and coldly snorted, "Sister Yuan, step back. I'll start this."

After saying that, the Sichuan girl charged to the security guards holding shields, then jumped up and raised the spiked club, ready to imitate Miss Yuan's opening move.

But the next second, due to a mistake, he crashed into the security guard's shield and fell straight down. Young people sleep so well, they fall asleep as soon as their heads hit the pillow.

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Lin Mo:
Wang Chu:
Miss Yuan:
What is this? Are you sure this isn't a joke?
Although Miss Yuan knew that Chuanmei was bad at cooking, she didn't expect her to be this bad. She was even worse than her. Even if Chuanmei used her twin ponytails to attack, it would be better than this.

Soon, the Sichuan girl was impaled on the ground with a fork, another person squatted down to disarm her, and then held her down to subdue her.

Seeing this, Miss Yuan didn't care about anything else. She swung her 1000-ton inflatable hammer at the shield and shouted, "Don't hurt my son!"

Wang Chu then immediately switched to charge mode, knocking the security personnel holding shields off balance.

Miss Yuan quickly finished him off, smashing a hammer into his shoulder. The security personnel cooperated perfectly, immediately collapsing to the ground.

Soon, medical staff arrived with a stretcher and carried the Sichuan girl away. The security guards lying on the ground were completely ignored; it was unclear whether the scene was too chaotic or if the kindergarten had any rescue procedures in place. Lin Mo, meanwhile, provided support from the side. Although the knife in his hand was a prop, the security guards treated it as real and dared not make a move.

Seeing Miss Yuan wielding her hammer and fighting bravely in front of them, Lin Mo and Director Wang felt ashamed and quickly protected her behind them.

Just as Lin Mo and Director Wang were swinging their short sticks and kitchen knives, more than a dozen people in the same security uniforms rushed up from all sides, carrying shields and forks, and surrounded them.

Using numbers to bully the few is also a tactic used in kindergarten anti-riot drills.

With the absence of Chuanmei, the useless girl who was carried off by the medical staff, the three formed a three-on-three combat team. Wang Chu had become quite muscular recently due to his fitness routine, while Lin Mo, with his agile footwork, would occasionally cut down one of them.

Whenever someone falls to the ground, Miss Yuan will appear from behind them and use War Stomp to finish them off with two more kicks.

As the war intensified, Miss Yuan became increasingly excited, her face flushed red. She had already swung the 1000-ton inflatable hammer, and now all she had left was an inflatable knife.

It has to be said that Miss Yuan is much more useful than the Sichuan girl. Not only is she stronger in combat, but she also knows how to mock.

While Wang Chu and Lin Mo were slashing left and right in front of them, she was able to grab her twin ponytails with both hands behind them and spin them around in front of the security personnel, making a crazy provocation.

Although she was wearing a mask and sunglasses, making it impossible to see her expression, the sarcasm was palpable.

Among the children being protected by others on the playground, little Qianqian raised her tiny fist and shouted, "Go, Auntie! Did you see that? That's my auntie! My auntie is so strong, she can beat all of you down! My auntie even has a knife!"

Upon hearing this, the children around her immediately looked on with envy at the little girl Qianqian, after all, who wouldn't like such a capable aunt?

But there was one exception: the chubby little boy who had just had a conflict with the baby Qianqian a couple of days ago, and he was so scared that he almost cried.

The battle became increasingly intense. The three-on-three system was indeed a valuable experience left by our predecessors. As expected of a man who loves tanks, Wang Chu acted as the meat shield in the team, building the tankiest items and taking the most hits.

Lin Mo is an all-around warrior who can take down several enemies every now and then. As for Miss Yuan, she is now only good for finishing off enemies and taunting them.

Based on the current situation, Lin Mo was confident that he could take these people down one by one, but as time went on, he began to find that the security personnel at the kindergarten were starting to cheat.

He slashed someone, and they fell to the ground, rolled to the other side, and got up again. That's considered good. Some people are even worse off. After being slashed, they are completely unharmed and stop acting altogether.

Perhaps the kindergarten principal put pressure on him, or perhaps he was frustrated because he couldn't win over the three of them for a while, or perhaps he was angered by Miss Yuan's mockery.

In short, the knife struck several times, but the enemy team didn't suffer any casualties.

"Mo Zai, this won't do!" Miss Yuan called out from behind the two of them.

She clearly realized the other party was starting to cheat, and then looked at the children behind the security personnel and shouted, "Cover me, I'll kill a few first!"

Upon hearing this, Wang Chu, with a death-defying attitude, charged into the crowd. Lin Mo followed suit, slashing left and right with his short stick, tearing a gap in the defensive line.

Seeing this, Miss Yuan took advantage of her petite size to break through the encirclement and rushed towards the child behind the female security guard with an inflatable knife.

The woman quickly spread her arms, trying to block the thug. If it were Lin Mo and Director Wang rushing over, the two men wouldn't have much of a way to deal with a girl, but this time it was Miss Yuan.

The flat-chested little girl slid through the woman's armpits and pulled a handful of snacks from her pocket, throwing them into the crowd of children.

Seeing the candy and snacks scattered on the ground, the toddlers all bent down to pick them up; not one of them ran away. Miss Yuan laughed loudly, then with a swift motion, slashed the throats of two children with her inflatable longsword: "Haha~ Utterly insane!"

Upon seeing this, the kindergarten principal felt a wave of dizziness wash over him.

(End of this chapter)